• Story: Michael Bay Presents: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Update Part 3!)


    [Comedy][¿Satire?] "If Independence Day knocked up Armageddon and gave birth to the new Transformers franchise, and that abomination was a brony, this would be what the inside of its mind would look like." -Pre-reader that is an example of someone who ships Rainbow Dash with everything
    "Not even exploding twice could stop me from enjoying this masterpiece."- Pre-reader #2

    Author:
    Cold in Gardez
    Description: On June 28, 2011, Michael Bay released Transformers: Dark of the Moon, his third feature film based on the HASBRO toy line Transformers. The next day, Bay and HASBRO entered into talks over another of the toy company’s properties, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The only concrete evidence of the new film to emerge so far is a tattered screenplay, presented here, which was found in a dumpster outside Bay’s production house, Platinum Dunes
    Michael Bay Presents: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Revenge of the Unicorn God Slayer: Part 1: The Horn of Destiny

    Additional Tags: Satire, explosions, spot-on characterization, Michael Bay is a bad person, best movie ever


    Part 2+3 After the Break! 

    [Comedy][Adventure][Shipping]
    Description: Following the runaway box office success of his first My Little Pony film, Michael Bay went on a long spiritual retreat in the Tibetan Highlands in a search for inspiration. He met with Buddhist monks, lived as an itinerant beggar, and spent days at a time camped on mountain peaks, communing with the stars in a language only he understood. He left with a new understanding of life, death, and man’s place in the universe.

    Upon returning to Los Angeles, he used his new insights to draft this, part 2 of the greatest motion picture trilogy in the history of human kind.
    Michael Bay Presents: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Revenge of the Unicorn God Slayer: Part 2: The Unicorning

    Additional Tags: Parody, pretty-damn-meta, Michael Bay is an awesome pony, fourth-wall-says-what?

    [Comedy][Adventure][Shipping]

    Author: Cold in Gardez
    Description:
    It has been months since our heroes faced Luna's invincible alien armies on the moon. Although the price of victory was high, they defeated her forces and secured peace for Equestria for all time.

    ...or so they thought. Deep within the bowels of her hidden moonbase, Luna has unleashed her most terrifying creation yet. Revenge, bloodshed and redemption wait for our heroes, as death glides ever closer on silver wings.
    Michael Bay Presents: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Revenge of the Unicorn God Slayer: Part 3: Flight of the Cyber-Pegasus: Part 1 (New!)

    Additional Tags: Parody, split-in-half-for-more-money-just-like-Harry-Potter-7, evil-Rarity-is-best-Rarity