Friday, August 12, 2011

Official Pony...Body Pillows!

Yep! It has been done.

These are 100% official found at Toys R' Us, for 38 bucks altogether.  They were not in the actual MLP section, but the baby section across the store.

Apparently these are the only two available, so those seeking the comfort of a Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash will have to wait.  

You can find the ponychan thread about it here!

and links!

Twilight
Pinkie Pie

170 comments:

HayfeverTX said...

never heard of the store, but i want one of these.

Emil Björnfot said...

OH MY GOD I WILL HUMP THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SO HARD

Anonymous said...

EEF ONRY I CUN TASTE DA MAGIC!

benjamin said...

damn, i want SOOOO bad. why doesn't Hasbro announce these things...

FluffyWuffs said...

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU!!!!

yeah I want one too.

HayfeverTX said...

Oh, toys r us. got it.

C. Theron Vulpin said...

Dang it. Once again my dream of hugging Fluttershy is forced to wait...

Those look pretty darn good though.

LunaFTW said...

@LunaFTW

O well... in other news, WHERE IS THE LUNA PILLOW!!!

Star Whistle said...

If I order one Twilight and one Pinkie Pie, will they be... shipped together?

Anonymous said...

Yet another way for us to sleep with the ponies...

YAY!!!

Laurence Brown said...

@Star Whistle

LOL!
Well said, well said. Bravo!

I'm still waiting on a Luna plushie though.

Anonymous said...

Well, the bronies can be true foreveralone now!

Anonymous said...

DO WANT SO BADLY. Especially that Pinkie Pie! Can't wait for a Fluttershy version though.

Shiko said...

TRU = Toys'R'Us, just to make that clear.

stitch said...

wantwantwantwantwant

Anonymous said...

One step closer to that fluttershy real doll we've all been wanting

Anonymous said...

.....DOCTOR...! AH.. AH.. AH..! H...HEART.. ST-STO...PPED..!

Octavia said...

Hope a Fluttershy is released later on. But these are nice. Thought I heard something about this. Guess so.

Anonymous said...

...and yet again...it's the awful pinkie vector...

Noodles1989 said...

SHOULD. NOT. WANT!


Confound these ponies...

Anonymous said...

This can only end badly.

Chetoos said...

I didn't realize Nyx mass produced her Twilight doll

Anonymous said...

@Emil Björnfot

MY IMAGINATION IS BLEEDING

DareDreamer said...

Hasbro's listening to us!? My god...

They're very cute pillows! I wish it wasn't limited to just Twi and Pinkie. I'd love a Fluttershy plush/pillow to cuddle with :3

Anonymous said...

It begins

Captain British said...

...Well at least they know their demographic now.

ZAquanimus said...

Gimmie my Luna pillow.

Mason said...

I wanna cuddle with Fluttershy!

Killsteal_Wolf said...

Great, now we all have to start hunting these down in the Baby Section...

The Dread Pirate Roberts said...

DareDreamer said...
Hasbro's listening to us!? My god...

Yeah, and then they put the pillows in the BABY section. Trolls.

Landmine said...

Why do I not have one right now? Acually, I might have to wait for other characters (Luna anyone?)

g1 - Sindiewen said...

I want both the Twilight and the Pinkie pillow's now!

ActionScripter9109 said...

@Star Whistle

You made me laugh IRL. Well done.

Anonymous said...

IT BEGINS

Anonymous said...

Wow. I hope my friend sees this. I made her watch the show and now she says she's going to get me a FiM themed birthday present.

D4SHTH3R4INB0W said...

*mother works at toys R us* MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM CAN YOU SEE IF THEY HAVE PONY PILLOWS?

Anonymous said...

Cool, now I can bury my face in Pinkie Pie.


And go to sleep.

What? What did you think I would do?

Anonymous said...

I already see some bronies doing some dirty things to those pillows

Anonymous said...

inb4 BUT WHERE DOES THE FLESHLIGHT GO

KShrike said...

Stupid vectors are stupid, but this is a step up...
As soon as everypony stops being disgusting...

Sorata Dadouji said...

Off I go to Texas to buy them!!! D=
They are so cute!! =D

Anonymous said...

My body isn't ready...

Christy "Dame Helen" McFarland said...

@Star Whistle

So I read your comment.

Your voice in my head was serious, perfect for pun-delivery.

Your image in my head put on sunglasses as you spoke the line...

...and immediately video montage of Canterlot flashed through my head, backed by "The Who" playing "Won't Get Fooled Again." http://youtu.be/Rp6-wG5LLqE?t=7m47s

I swear, I'm not making that up!

Anonymous said...

Just what I've always wanted, my own little pony pillow! I will name it George, and I will hug it and pet it and squeeze it.

Lily Surette said...

The sound of thousands of cloppers squealing in glee over having their waifus just echoed throughout the planet.

God help us.

Tears of a Valedictorian said...

No Fluttershy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI5KCl9AerI

Anonymous said...

Are they washable?

... just in case that someone "spills something" on them...

Krass McWriter said...

Links for online purchasing for these fine pillows.


Twilight sparkle:
http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=11892025

Pinkie pie
http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=11685836

Rivet the Machinist said...

I....I can cuddle Twilight, while cuddling Twilight, while sleeping under Twilight now?

FUCK YEAH!

Anonymous said...

DO WANT.

- A new filly

Equestria Dude said...

Surely, this ain't going to make people even more suspecious of us, not at all.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Are they washable?

... just in case that someone "spills something" on them...
August 12, 2011 4:35 PM

Filly fiddler.

Fire.Esper said...

I would love to read a story of someone very shy trying to buy one of those things.

Anonymous said...

If anyone gets these to clop to/on then you're one sick bastard.

Anonymous said...

I do honestly hope the people saying they would do *bad* things with these are joking. May Celestia have mercy on their souls if they aren't. :(
Anyways I want a Fluttershy and/or Luna one to snuggle!

Anonymous said...

;w; there's no rarity

/ALLMYSADNESS/

Anonymous said...

I'd probably do bad things to it. But only because I already hump my pillow and this is bigger.

Luna said...

@LunaFTW
I-I'm not sure how to respond to this, but I have an odd feeling of dread and fear.

@Octavia
I'm waiting for background ponies, namely Octavia. ... and... Scratch and... Oh me, who else is a background pony?. Eh...t-to bad Equestria is, umm... is... iiiiiis... larrrrgely... dominated by...fillies...? Yes! That's it! Our country's population is largely fillies! That's why!

instantrainbow said...

@Fire.Esper
I will accept that challenge.


Just as soon as I gather enough courage to ask an employee to go find one for me instead.

Renarainboom said...

Why do you guys have to always go perverted on everything. It's disturbing, except what Star Whistle said(hilarious). These awesome pillows deserve better that what you guys are offering. AT LEAST a dinner and a movie. Stay classy, guys

Anonymous said...

OK, WE GET IT, ENOUGH WITH THE MASTURBATION/HUMPING JOKES.

They weren't even funny in the first place, they were weird, creepy, and disgusting.

"Are they washable?

... just in case that someone "spills something" on them..."

"OH MY GOD I WILL HUMP THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SO HARD."

I mean, seriously, those are remotely funny, they're creepy.

Anonymous said...

>Body pillows

But they aren't? Should probably change that title, it's causing quite the crap storm.

wingbonerPH said...

Do they have scents? The strawberry shortcake lineup smelled so fragrant, I wanted to chew the toys up like skittles!

SCENTED PILLOWS: Me gusta!


do want to cuddle a pony. I'm gonna hug it, then tell her about my day, then cry to her when I have problems and clop to her(well, actually no clopping, cause that's literally the most disgus).. Oh we'll be friends forever!

foreverandeveralone.png

TGPFluttershy said...

I need that Fluttershy pillow that doesn't exist (yet.)

Anonymous said...

>mfw non-bronies looking at these comments would be repulsed and horrified
>mfw I'm not helping by adding how much I'm looking forward to sleeping with my waifu Pinkie
>http://mlfw.info/media/faces/225.png

Anonymous said...

Just bought a Pinkie one...will look nice on the couch.

Anonymous said...

inb4 people cut holes in those pillows and start BUTT FUCKING THEM.

You weird motherfuckers.

Anonymous said...

I have an urge to buy the Pinkie and recreate "Pinkiequest" around my town.

Ace2401 said...

Y U NO RELEASE FLUTTERSHY PILLOW HASBRO?

Seriously, all of my money for a Fluttershy pillow.

crazyredemu said...

........Im not going to buy them now cause of the the comments above.

Kyle Johnson said...

> those seeking the comfort of a Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash will have to wait.

You know me so well.

aldariz said...

oh boy, here we go...

Shannon said...

Waiting for the Rarity pillow, although it might actually burst into flames at being introduced to my messy college kid bedroom.

...and somewhere, far far away, a white unicorn shuddered involuntarily.

Anonymous said...

@crazyredemu

Surely if you bought them, you'd be saving them from someone who WOULD do something bad. I'll just leave that thought with you.

Anonymous said...

Now not only am I going to the girl toy section, I'm going to check the baby part of the store? My teenage self would laugh at my 20s self if he was here.

Ezzekiel said...

No Dash? Ugh, always with the waiting, why can't Hasbro release stuff liek this with the Mane six right out the box? Giant pony pillows and no Dash? So unfair! But then again I'm still looking/waiting for talking plushy Dashie, or at least an awesome plushy Dashie.

Anonymous said...

@crazyredemu
You should buy at least one now, to give it a proper home and save it from the things mentioned ...

Hobo said...

They don't ship to Ireland, or Europe for that matter :C

Anonymous said...

@crazyredemu Yeah, these comments are disgusting, so I'm sure you aren't the only one.

Anonymous said...

BRONIES : I CANT BELIEVE IT"S NOT BESTIALITY EDITION

Kiacat said...

Seriously guys?
aged 20+ men and you're talking about humping pillows of ponies.
I respect your guys for liking My little pony and everything.
But seriously this is getting out of hand, it's pretty fucking creepy if you asked me, if I didn't like my little pony and I started dating a man who liked it, I'd dump his ass.

I'm a teeenage female brony, and I'm not even this psycho about it.

Anonymous said...

These aren't body pillows. Body pillows are the approximate length and width of the human body, used for spooning while sleeping.

These look like throw pillows.

Anonymous said...

@Kiacat
That's what you get for recruiting your fanbase from 4chan. dealwithit.jpg

Kiacat said...

@Anonymous
I recruited my fanbase from watching tv, no the internet. I don't like it just because it's popular,
I like it because it's cute and entertaining. And people like this make me ashamed to like it.

crazyredemu said...

also if I bought one my dogs or fox would get to it and then, well Lilly put it best "THE HORROR THE HORROR!"

Tears of a Valedictorian said...

@Kiacat

I think most people are joking.

Well, hope most people are joking. I'm an optimist. I mean... it's a small pillow with a pony printed on it. Surely?

crazyredemu said...

@Kiacat
You can't let sickos get to you, ever group and/or fan base has sickos. The bigger the group the more the wierdos. That being said I still can't buy one lol

Kiacat said...

@Tears of a Valedictorian
I understand, but it doesn't just scare you in the least bit?

Tears of a Valedictorian said...

@Kiacat

My faith in humanity is pretty much based on the idea that no one's humping these pillows.

YOU HEAR ME, 4CHAN?

Anonymous said...

For every 10 legit, perfectly normal bronies, there will be 1 obese, pony fucking social reject.

Its the same EVERYWHERE.

Deal with it, bitch face.

Anonymous said...

lol @ people getting butthurt over random comments on the internet

people can do whatever the hell they want with these things for all I care. I'd like to have one cus they seem pretty cute

Anonymous said...

@Kiacat
I like how the idea of young men clopping to ponies disturbs you.

Anonymous said...

ALMOST EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw3DnhD8Gls

Anonymous said...

@Tears of a Valedictorian
Saying this is like asking for someone to do it and post pictures...
(not that this wouldn't have happened anyway)

Kiacat said...

Butthurt? Lol.
I'm no where near butthurt, just disturbed.

Anonymous said...

Really? $18.99 each? ZOMG, guys don't buy this to THAT price. They need to put them in $10 each at least.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous
That's cheap compared to some anime throw pillows.

Anonymous said...

How can I be properly forever alone if there's no pillow of my waifu Fluttershy?

jmcconnor said...

bought and bought!

instantrainbow said...

@Kiacat
I came from the internet and wasn't anything like channers before, nor am I now. But those are also the same reasons I like the show.

@crazyredemu
You have a fox? "Oh, I've always dreamed of" having one! Sadly, aside from pictures and captive snow foxes, I've only ever seen them as roadkill.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

Because these are body pillows, the one here aren't.

Tears of a Valedictorian said...

@Anonymous

Nah, I don't buy it. I can't imagine even people involved in aspects of the online MLP community I'd prefer not to think about would actually do anything to those pillows.

I mean, look at them. Freaking adorable. Who'd do that?

Anonymous said...

*opens mouth to say something* ...Nah, too easy......

Anonymous said...

I want what is behind the pillow. :)

Rauzu said...

and you forget to mention rarity or applejack :x

ErgoCogito said...

You know, I would actually consider getting some MLP merchandise if they would stop using the same freaking vectors for everything. They aren't even good pictures; they look lifeless and stiff.

darksidecomma said...

This fandom hardly needs yet another thing to cut a hole into and fuck.

Anonymous said...

VEEEEECTOOOOOOOORRRRRSSS!!!!!

I want to find the "creative" team at Hasbro that keeps putting those horrid mane six vectors on FUCKING EVERYTHING so I can lovingly and tolerably slit their damned throats.

Vermillion Twilight said...

Why would I want to spend money to clo-- ...uh, cuddle up to these abominations when I would rather make my own, and better? I mean, if I were going to do that...

I'll get right on that.

op of pony pillows said...

@Anonymous

Creeper.

Anonymous said...

I NEED MONEY!

Scorched Wing said...

@instantrainbowHeh, I did that when trying to find a Twilight Sparkle plushie at TRS. There were none on the shelves, so I found an employee and had her track one down. She had to call in two other employees to help, searching on two different computers. They finally found one in the warehouse and I damn near skipped out of there, I was so happy!

Anonymous said...

Now me and mai waifu can finally be together.

Oh Pinkie Pie, you are SO random! :3
Can't wait to take her out on dates to McDonald's.

Anonymous said...

I made journal on deviant art about you guys.
http://fridgesrants.deviantart.com/journal/
You Bronies need to be stopped. You guys are disgusting.

poniki said...

"OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING FOR SEXUALIZING PONIES DURR"

it's going to happen, for every show/movie/cartoon, there will be people who sexualize it.

Also, i've read all these comments. everyone who posted anything inappropriate was just joking and/or trolling, and some of you people need to quit with the butthurt.

If they do make a rainbow dash one, I hope they make it of her sleeping on a cloud. I would promptly throw all of my money at Hasbro for it.

poniki said...

@Anonymous
>implying you're not a troll

Anonymous said...

OH NOOOOS! I can't like ponies no more cause some folks I've never met on the interwebs might clop to them! I'm so embarassed for this thing that I like and want to protect even though I didn't create it!

If you want to clop to ponies, clop. I don't care. If you don't, don't. I don't care. Everyone is so damned worried about everyone else's opinions that they can't even just enjoy shitty vectored, cheaply made overpriced pillows that were probably made by prison or child labor in China. pfft.

Anonymous said...

Body pillows? Uh-Whaaaaaaaa?

Also, don't want. I'd only buy one if there was an Applejack hug, I mean, body pillow.

Anonymous said...

Apple Cider foresaw this...

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

I have snuggled my three cute kitty cats for years without ever having sexual thoughts about them. The're just fucking cats, after all. I'd snuggle a Twilight pillow in just the same way (if it wasn't that goddamned ugly vector). She's just a fucking pony, after all.

I would posit that you fucktarded trolls, suggesting adult men would only buy these pillows for their sexual lust, need to do a goddamned reality check on your own sick thought processes before you make blanket accusations of others people being perverted.

Anonymous said...

Not a body pillow, it's just a decorative throw pillow. please correct.

Anonymous said...

Oh god. Someone, somewhere is going to rape one of those pillows..........

DJ Midli said...

DO WANT! please be avaliable in canada! I hope it is in canada :3

Anonymous said...

The only perv here is Seth calling these body pillows. These are regular cushions.

Regardless, knowing the fringe Pony fans, you know some foreveralone, shipping, and fanfic loving brony is going to try to use these things sexually. People saying this aren't gross. They're just speaking the truth.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

Yeah but when people shove it in everyones faces and start posting sexual content where everyone can see it the it beocomes a problem. Surely you can't be so blind.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

Lol. thats Sethisto. The ultimate closet pervert. He lets it seep out sometimes like a creep dude.

Anonymous said...

I CAN'T WAIT TO HUMP APPLEJACK NOW

Anonymous said...

This is depressing and I know exactly what /co/ will say. Why the fuck do you continue to encourage this bunch of perverts and misfits. Body pillows. Really? Reaalllly?

If you take a message from MLP its that you should get out there and make the effort to meet people, not go Pinkie Pie crazy and have sex with a pillow.

The Entire Population of Africa said...

oh god please dont do that

i can already see the memes now, bronies clutching their pillows and macro text: FOREVER A BRON

stop please i am losing faith in humanity fast enough please

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

See what you have done Seth with your irresponsible reporting? You've taken normal pillows, call them body pillows, and now people are freaking out. I wouldn't be shocked if this somehow got into the mainstream media and turns us into bigger pariahs.

Anonymous said...

Seth: Just as planned.

Jocuro said...

Pinkie Pie! Oh, I would love it and snuggle it all the time! I've always wanted a pony hug! But they also have Twilight... This is a hard decision for me. I'd gladly hug anypony, of course. But which one would be more fun to talk to? Twilight can help me reason with things, and that's good. But Pinkie Pie can help me see the bright side and cheer me up...
...
"¿por qué no las dos?"(Why not both?)
...
YEAHHH!!! PARTY! Arriba!

MAKE A LUNA ONE PLEASE!! said...

WE NEED A LUNA ONE PLEASE!!!!!!!!! I BEG!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The hell are they doing in the baby section? Heresy.

Anonymous said...

@Seth
Learn what body pillow is for buck's sake.
Wikipedia
"Body pillows are as long as a full adult body, providing support to the head and neck at the top and to the knees and legs lower down."

These are throw pillows.

jongyon7192p said...

"Body Pillows"
Oh god, have Bronies really have fallen this far?!

"100% Official"
Oh...Oh, of course! Sorry I have mistaken. Fucking toy industry is pretty fucked up, isn't it, guys? Oh well, nothing new, let's move on. (although I admit, this time, it's a pretty different way of being fucked up than the usual.)

Apostle of Hatsune said...

I shall await the fluttershy pillow. She will be of great company to my Miku pillow. :D

Anonymous said...

ARE THEY STAIN-PROOF

Bartekko said...

@Emil Björnfot
lolwhatiswrongwithyouyouawtchtoomuchnsfwcomics

Anonymous said...

BUT SERIOUSLY, I REALLY NEED TO KNOW IF THEY'RE STAIN-PROOF

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to see the first pictures of these pillows covered in you-know-what appear on certain imageboards producing lulzworthy butthurt-storms.

Anonymous said...

There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that some people out there will use these for... you know.... And honestly, I think that's okay. I couldn't care less what people do in the privacy of their own homes. But, guys? It really is kind of creepy to post it online. It's weird, it's not really funny, and it promotes stereotypes.

Hardbeat Acolyte said...

Some of these comments were pretty predictable...

I'm 99% sure those taking about clopping to/humping these pillows are joking, but still, some people are going to take it literally. I wish we could try to keep our minds out of the gutter

98abaile said...

So did Hasbro finally give up on making an on model plushie?

Hardbeat Acolyte said...

@Anonymous
I wouldn't be too surprised if it happens at some point; it wouldn't be the first time someone's done something messed up & posted it online just to trigger a response.

I hope people are above doing it for cheap lulz, but I have to admit my faith in humanity isn't always the strongest, particularly when the internet is involved...

Anonymous said...

NOPE NOT JOKING TOTALLY SERIOUS, WANNA HUMP APPLEJACK

Hardbeat Acolyte said...

@Anonymous
Probable trolling then. Close enough

Anonymous said...

I want to make sweet love to them.

Delc17 said...

@Kiacat

The one about naming it george was a funny one. But some of the others ARE INDEED disturbing. That's why I tend to stay on the MLPTP or MLP Arena because talk like that isnt allowed there. I've also never had to deal with 4chan and from what I've been told, the comments here are nothing compared to how bad they can be on 4chan.

BitTune said...

Oh dear CELESTIA guys, why does everything have to be so damn sexual with you!? They're pillows. Of ponies. I'd love to hug one as much as the next brony, but...pillowsex!? Seriously!? Wow. Some of you guys have really, REALLY dirty minds. ಠ_ಠ

Anonymous said...

@BitTune
We're just really, really lonely... ;__;

Will you come and love us?

Anonymous said...

Just a side point, really. Hasbro didn't make these. They're licensed to another company. (Not that it really matters... just trying to distract from the bullshit.

MarkTheCat said...

Whoo! I'd love to cuddle up to either of those!

...Nobody can know.


...Wait...

Anonymous said...

Why do i have the feeling that this idea isn't going to end well?

Anonymous said...

Hasbro can have my money once they release Fluttershy.

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Anonymous said...

I'd get one but my other stuffed animals would get jelly.

Anonymous said...

If these are available in Canada, then I'm going to buy me one of Pinkie Pie like a boss!

My opinion on the whole "some using these things to clop to" matter.

If some want to do that to them, then that's fine with me. Whatever you do in the privacy of your own bedroom is your business. Personally, I would never do such a thing to these pillows.

Think about this if you will: What would Twilight/Pinkie themselves think if they saw you clopping to their image on a pillow?

Anonymous said...

B-but Fluttershy is my waifu

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous
>What would Pinkie think if they saw you clopping to their image on a pillow?

PARTY!

MLPBronie said...

I JUST CAME CONFETTI

instantrainbow said...

So, I went on a quest for a Twilight pillow.

I searched the store, but nothing. Even the pony section was sparse with only Rarity's carriage and plush Pinkie noticeable as I searched.

Finally, after twenty minutes of going through every possible aisle, I went to the desk and asked. For some reason, knowing what I was looking was listed in the baby stuff seemed easier to ask for.

After the lady searched the store's stock, she searched on line. While they are listed as 'in-stock', there are no stores within twenty-some miles that actually have any.

She then told me 'the warehouse has only eight, but they should be getting sent-out soon as they're listed as they're listed as active items'.

While she was looking them up on the computer, I saw that they will only keep one of each on the shelf at a time, so if you don't see one, ask. They probably have a whole herd in the back.



Then I bought a radio to listen to the ponies on my ipod in glorious stereo and left.

I'll give them a week to a month to get some, and in the mean time, throw all my money at Target for a Canterlot set and Luna.

April Lara said...

These are cute pillows. Are these body pillows and do they have designs for boys as well? Anyway, more on cheap body pillows here: http://www.cheapbodypillows.com

ink said...

lol I'm looking at the Toys R Us site, and they're down to $17.99
I don't think I can resist getting Pinkie Pie! I want it so bad D:
Seeing how much it has dropped in price, I think I just might buy it!

x1Fuzzy1x said...

Oh hey I just bought these for the sale price. Very plush. :> I wanted one of every character. Sadly .. yep.. only these two so far.

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