[5 p.m. CST, 4 p.m. Equestrian] An enormous banner featuring Rainbow Dash in a patriotic pose has been illegally draped on the front of the White House during the night, sources in the capitol say.
Press releases and independent reporting from multiple sources has confirmed the vandalism, which has since been removed by White House staff. As was previously suspected by capitol officials, the radical group Equestrian Evangelists did indeed claim responsibility for the act early this morning.
"The American government has forced our hoof," the press release read in part. "This is but one small step in the direction of the spreading of the gospel of the one and true best pony."
"We will not stop until this country is 20% cooler than it is right now," the release says.
This is not the first time the group has committed acts of vandalism and defacement to government property in pursuit of spreading word of Rainbow Dash, the group's de facto mascot. In 2009, the group performed a similar act on the Treasury building, claiming that it needed to produce United States currency featuring ponies instead of previous presidents.
President Obama issued a response to the vandalism earlier this afternoon, stating in no uncertain terms that the group, which is based in Canada, will feel the full might of the United States military for their latest transgression in what the President called 'pony patriotism'.
"The United States is, and has always been, loyal to Twilight Sparkle, and we, as a country, will not stand for this deliberate act of sabotage on our soil," the President said in his address to the American people.
"We have begun operations in Canada to root out and bring the ringleaders of this organization to justice," Obama said.
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| Obama in his speech early this afternoon. Photo courtesy of AP. |
Hours after his address to the nation, reports were received of armored tank columns rolling past the border checkpoints between Canada and the United States. Other armored vehicles and personnel carriers followed soon afterward.
"We are very serious about protecting the sanctity of the real best pony," Obama said.
The United Nations has condemned this action by the United States, claiming that the military action was not approved before it began.
"President Obama did not confer with the United Nations before launching this attack," a spokesperson for the UN said in a press release soon after the campaign began. "We did not authorize this invasion, and probably would not have, given the time, on the grounds that Fluttershy is the best pony anyway."
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| United States tank entering Canada. Photo courtesy of AP. |
Other countries around the world have weighed in on the situation, but it's hard to keep the rhetoric away from pony-litical ideologies as the tension mounts between the nations of the world.
"I don't really understand what the big deal is," a spokesperson from the United Kingdom said to our reporter. "Rarity is clearly, objectively really, the best pony. I think all this fighting is just silly."
After the above quote was given, a colleague across the room to the spokesperson shouted, quite loudly, that Pinkie Pie was much better than Rarity. What followed was a stream of cursing and insults that forced our reporter to leave the building.
Stay tuned for continuing coverage of the situation as it unfolds.


























476 comments:
Can't be true. Friendship is Magic didn't air until 2010.
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This made my day! Great Photoshop work.
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ReplyDelete@ZeldaFan777 *volley of artillery fires* for the Motherland
ReplyDeletewWAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWATF I FALL FOR THAT TOO!!!
but obviously the best is RARITY!! RARITY I HAVE SAID!!!
After being forced to watch our elected officials spend more time trying to make their opponents look worse than themselves, instead of trying to fix the very real and imminent problems that do face us (I am honestly very worried about whether or not I will have a job in a few months if the government does default on its debt payments), seeing this put a giant smile on my face.
ReplyDeleteThank you Cereal, for reminding me that, no matter how bleak the future may look at times, ponies can and WILL still be able to make the world a better place no matter what comes.
and that is how equestria was made.
ReplyDeleteFOR LUNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR EQUESTRIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete@ ANON: I think it is obvious, with his bookish, almost professorial manner and propensity for soap-boxery, that President Obama is most certainly a Twilight Sparklite.
Again, I say:
FOR THE LUNAR REPUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL HAIL LUNA!!!!
good, this was fake.
ReplyDeleteTrixie must be fuming right now.
ReplyDeleteLesse here... what pony hasn't been... Oh!
ReplyDeleteZecora! I'll get behind Zecora just because!
And this is how III world war begins.
ReplyDeleteTHE END IS NEIGH
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry my fellow countrymen of America, but I'm afraid I must desert you. Currently in preparation for moving to Canada to join the Rainbow Dash Resistance.
THE STREETS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NONBELIEVERS
@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteNow apparently she got some of Russia, but ah got the rest. The South an' Quebec too.
That is amazing, it just made my day. I might just have to get photoshop now, although I'm pretty sure that the Celestia/Luna 2012 bumper sticker idea I've been kicking around is pretty tame in comparison. Ponies can even make politics less depressing, keep it coming Cereal!
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We all know the only reason this silliness has been allowed to go this far is that it takes a while for the New Lunar Republic's drop troops to get down here and impose some order.
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle *checks watch* any bets on when G&PT shows up to weigh in?
ReplyDeleteGrab your apple pies.
ReplyDeleteWar has begun.
I always knew I liked the UN
ReplyDeletethis is BBC news reportingg live...
ReplyDeletethere have been reports of austria dumping the UN and began waving the lyrian while Naikaku sōri daijin the ruler of japan has been assasonated by group callin its self the lunar republic who have seazied control over tokio more on this storie still to come...
@Twilight Sparkle Don't tell her just yet *evil grin*
ReplyDeleteSo Fallout Equestria begins...
ReplyDeleteI support Nyx, the MOST AWESOME OC pony out there! WHO'S WITH ME?! (She's from the fanfic Past Sins, btw.)
ReplyDeleteTHE HORROR!
ReplyDeleteTHE HORROR!!!!!
(faints)
@Nightsong YES! Sorry Zecora, I'm switchin' loyalties! For Nyx! And... place... -_-
ReplyDeleteCUTIE MARK CRUSADER UNITED NATION PEACEKEEPERS!!!! YAY!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what to think.
ReplyDeleteIf this is fake, then I'm disappointed, as the report made it sound legit as hell.
If this is real, then I'll have to join an underground resistance that follows Pinkie Pie, since moving from Canada would suck ass.
I know it's faker then a porn stars tits, but still... Well done!
back off Americans, RAINBOW PONY IS BEST PONY.
ReplyDeleteIs it sad that I thought the first pic was real?
ReplyDeleteOn a sad note, someone shout TOTALLY do that! Wait, forget what I said. You'll probably be shot. Please, oh dear Celestia, don't attempt to do that.
I liked the first pic I thought it was real until I read the rest of it But there is no arguing Rainbow Dash is obviously the best.
ReplyDeleteonly if this was real
ReplyDeleteMy Little Risk: Warfare is Magic.
ReplyDeleteSomebody make this, now!
Cereal, have you been reading the Onion a lot recently?
ReplyDeleteQuick! Somepony send this story and pictures to FOX News. I am sure those retards will bite the bait. lol
ReplyDelete@Dave Mustang, the cynical Brony
ReplyDeleteDon't you ever give up, Troll? Shoo! Off to your cave!
The Mane Six can fight over land all they want. The Alliance of Background and Minor Ponies has completed their replica Deathstar (Dr. Whooves was a massive help), and is proud to announce that it does in fact have a working Friendship Cannon. We will fire when ready.
ReplyDeleteIt was pretty obvious that first image was photoshopped... i still wanted to believe it was true, lol.
ReplyDeleteGood job on the fake report article as well! :D
Not sure if anyone else pointed this out, but isn't that tank a T-72 or maybe a T-90? That makes it Russian... Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. :x
ReplyDeleteStill, this is hilarious.
And thus begun World War 3, otherwise known as "The Great Pony War"
ReplyDeleteCan we rename America, Equestria? And then summon Celestia to take over Obama's place as leader?
ReplyDeleteFor everyone asking- yes, I realize the tank is a German Leopard 1. I couldn't find an M1A1 in snow.
ReplyDeleteIn related news, Georgia and Texas have attempted to secede from the United States of America. The only reason given by senators from each state was "Applejack is best! We cannot remain a part of a nation so blinded to the truth."
ReplyDeleteAnyways, I would personally side with either Canada, the UK or Texas and Georgia. Or whatever country/state picks Derpy.
I'm loving this entire thing WAY too much :D
ReplyDeleteWho needs canon episodes when I can watch bronies debate in a geo-political manner?
Equestria doesn't have a time zone >:(((((((((((((
ReplyDeleteIf the tank was indeed an American tank (Abrams etc) i would have checked
ReplyDeleteCNN, however it looked like a Russian tank - brilliant work though! I smile at the thought of how well this was done :)
This. Was. Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteThat fella from the 'United Kingdom' doesn't exactly speak for all of us. You get country folks over here too. I live in England's farming county. More than half of the UKs agricultural produce comes from right here in loncolnshire. We here be country ponys an' proud followers of yon there Applejack.
ReplyDeleteNo one supports Applejack? Blasphemy! AJ is obviously the best, but these foals can't see her greatness! I call the loyal AJ fans to arms!
ReplyDeleteVIVA LA APPLEJACK!!!!
Im from the uk. Rarity is not the best pony... its Rainbow Dash.
ReplyDeleteD4SHTH4R4INB0W
anon because im on my phone. =D
I wouldn't pick too hard at the accuracy of specific details folks, if anything they're there as a safeguard to prevent anyone really believing the story :)
ReplyDeleteI couldn't find an M1A1 in snow.
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I dont think the M1 was ever deployed to an area that received frequent snow. Might have a few serving in canada, but because they're in service, pics arnt exactly encouraged.
let me think....pinkie loves to party.... AHA! Pinkie bronies, we can takeover Amsterdam and we can also takeover France, we just walk onto French soil and they will immediately surrender!
ReplyDeleteThat colleague was the correct one. Pinkie Pie <3
ReplyDeletePlease don't tell their is going to be war because of a stupid act.
ReplyDelete> In 2009, the group performed a similar act on the Treasury building
ReplyDelete>Friendship is Magic didn't air until 2010
Somebody made a derp.
Just you wait... once Japan has finished production of the Mecha Pinkie, you will see who is the true best pony!
ReplyDeleteCereal, you just made my day. But you know, Luna is best pony, (although, in the mane six, it's a close running between Dash and Rarity), and the New Lunar Republic will rise as such!
ReplyDeleteNobody worry. I'm sure Doctor Whooves will have this sorted out in no time at all.
ReplyDeletei was just trolled so hard, and i was so excited for this to be done on my birthday! -.-
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows Sparta supports the Applejack.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1HXN-fkA9w
Ah woulda agreed with the UN at one point...
ReplyDeleteBut...
Ma allegiances have shifted.
ALL GLORY TO THE APPLEJACK
It took me a full minute to realize this aint real, I almost checked CNN...
ReplyDeleteThe US is invading Canada??
ReplyDelete*looks out window*
...Nope. Phew! That was close...
Hmmm...I wonder if Twilight would really be Obama's favourite pony?
Pretty sure that this is the first EQD post that has ever caused a book about Tea Party Principles to show up in the advertisement bar.
ReplyDeleteGlad to know my fellow Canadians understand the coolest pony principle.
Well, looks like Obama's got my vote next election season.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'll be on the Pinkie Pie side of our civil war! And of course we'll win, we won't have physics holding us back.
ReplyDeleteI willed myself into believing this, but that part about the UK swearing fealty to Rarity? Completely shattered the illusion.
ReplyDeleteMy country would never do anything that sensible and correct.
By the by, who decided the ponies are marshmallows? >_O
ReplyDeleteFor Luna and the Luna Republic. Freedom from Celestia!
ReplyDeletewe won't have physics holding us back.
ReplyDelete~
HAX! But the U.S.'ll support Pinkie too if you agree to tell us how you did it :D
4 reelz? lol nice one seth
ReplyDeleteI don't understand what is this "best pony" war because EVERYPONY is best pony.
ReplyDeleteThe Pinkie Pie Brigade will never share their secrets!
ReplyDeleteIf Australia doesn't have any ties yet... Then we are aligned with Princess Luna.
ReplyDeleteLong Live the Monarchy!!
4 realz? lol
ReplyDelete(HuffytheMagicDragon)
@Toxie Cookie Is fun. All in good fun. Riiiiight?
ReplyDeleteAnd the pageview counter goes wild!!
ReplyDeleteWhere can I buy those marshmallow ponies? I hope there not like those Peeps you get at Easter...
I honestly for just a second thought this was real...and was so so very happy...Somepony needs to get to Washington DC, sneak past the highly trained Secret Service guards and hang up a sign like this...NOW!
ReplyDelete@Anonymousactually, Canada is were winter spends the summer
ReplyDeleteThis almost killed me. The story and the pictures (mainly the Obama pic) were far too hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing even after I finished reading this. I would probably still be laughing if I hadn't felt like my organs were bursting at one point.
ReplyDeleteGod damn it Cereal, you really did have me fooled, when I saw the picture and headline I bolted upright in surprised...
ReplyDeleteBut then when I read that Twilight was the best pony, I knew that couldn't be true, Obama seems more of a Fluttershy guy...
Very nice shops though, kudos to whoever made them...
Well done, Cereal, you made my evening so much better!
ReplyDeleteHoly shnikies, I thought this was real at first!
ReplyDeleteno cereal, just as always you're way short of being funny
ReplyDeleteSomeone has learned a thing or two from Trollestia me thinks.
ReplyDeleteIf this was real, and the war was somehow fought without any deaths...
ReplyDeleteJust think what the history books would say...
Equestrian embassies in USA, Canada and United Kingdom were closed and their staff evacuated. The United Nations Security Council is at emergency meeting, trying to find a diplomatic solution. Some representatives, off the cameras, insisted in an International Rarity Zone along the USA-Canadian border.
ReplyDeleteMWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteCereal, this is amazing. All my thumbs up to you.
And then the Lunar republic fired its orbital friendship cannon and everypony forgave each other and concluded that Luna is the best. The end.
ReplyDeletePlease, please, please, please, PLEASE tell me this is a joke.
ReplyDeleteSO. Funny!
ReplyDeleteThe scary thing is that we're just so everywhere I can see it happen.
Okay I thought it was real before Obama said something about Twilight. Even then, UK is right. Rarity IS best pony.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but guys... seriously...
ReplyDelete...Scootaloo is the best pony.
and the lunar republic is laughing at all of you
ReplyDeleteI think Germany should have Applejack. They're a pretty hard working people.
ReplyDeleteRainbow Dash is the best pony. You guys are NUTS!
ReplyDeleteYou would think that Applejack would get a mention in the USA, what with apple pies being pretty American.
ReplyDelete*Supports Rainbow Dash for best pony.*
FOALS! All will bow before the might of Molossia! ALL HAIL BIG MACINTOSH!
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I saw the picture, I knew this was going to be hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI just LOVE this community! XD
ReplyDeleteI shall prepare the Molotov cocktails in the name of the true best pony, Pinkie Pie. We'll show the word a party like none have ever seen before!
ReplyDeleteAll it takes to start the next global conflict is the will... of a single mare.
ReplyDeleteCan we change our national anthem to Giggle at the Ghostie? I'd attend more sporting events...
ReplyDeleteNot really the best timing, considering what's happened today, but pretty funny either way.
ReplyDelete@ToonNinja WHAT?! A CALL TO ARMS!? We, the Military Nation of Xenzibanestan, will not tolerate this kind of senseless warmaking! THAT'S OUR JOB!!!
ReplyDeleteXENZIBANESTANIAN ARMY, ATTACK!!!
*nothing happens*
...
*is not on GameFAQ's EVERYBODY PANIC board, and therefore has no army in this area of the internet*
...dammit. Slight miscalculation....
RETREAT!!!
*fkees*
NASA has recently released a statement stating that while they can understand the President's support of a fellow academic, and heartily approve of Twilight's interest of the vast cosmos. They state that the best pony is, of course, Princess Luna.
ReplyDeleteThe missions to the moon were in no way an attempt to free her from her banishment and continue with her plans for eternal night, allowing for continuous use of their telescopes to study the universe.
Or this is just one of Obama's made up post that reveals to the world that he's a brony?
ReplyDeleteRainbow Dash may be the cutest, but I don't think he's the best. But he's close.
@Anonymous >Rainbow Dash is a "he"
ReplyDeleteSHUT UP RIGHT NOW. NO RULE 63 OUTSIDE OF OVER A CROSS AND ARROW!!!
they are all wrong, Applejack is clearly best pony, with Rarity a close second
ReplyDeletePinkie Pie is watching you....
ReplyDeleteFOREVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Member of the Pinkie army reporting in here
ReplyDeleteThough to me Obama seems more like an Apple Jack guy. Or at least would put up the appearances of being an Apple Jack guy for political purposes. "There is no better representation of the american ideals -- the things which make our nation truly great -- than that pony who, through hard work and dedication, can overcome great challenges."
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sprinkle
ReplyDeleteWho's to say they didn't worship the G3.5 ponies? :P
Canada: A frozen wasteland even in the summer. No Matter What.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck? Is this real life? Is this gonna last forever?
ReplyDeleteWHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN!?!?!?!?!
uniter kingdom loves rarity!? They're now 20% cooler to me!
ReplyDelete@Lunar Republic Anon
ReplyDeleteBrother... If you support Luna, then you support Celestia as well!
*holds high a banner with the Sun and the Moon overlapped on it*
Japan - Fluttershy, because she is moe (and badass; ♪ my favorite pony ♪, ♪ my favorite country ♪, ♪ Ahh ♪ ahh ♪ ahh ♪ ahh… ♪).
ReplyDeleteU.S.A. - Twilight because of her authority, protagonism, and powerfulness (especially powerfulness that gets misused and lands us all on freaking MARS!)... also, she likes to hit the sauce!
Germany - Oktavia for the exquisite musical background they share.
North Korea and Russia - Trixie, because they are great and powerful.
Canada - Rainbow Dash, because they are in lesbians with her.
China - Applejack, because they know how the world works, dominating the economy and all... and so they feel connected to the enterprising pony.
E.U./U.N. - Rarity, because her styling in "Haute Couture" appeals to their European tastes.
Mexico - Pinkie Pie, because they had the maracas she was looking for, they have fiestas, which are parties, and (damn it, I'm going to hell for this; forgive me, fellow hispanics... half of my family lives in Guatemala, orz!) she can keep getting her fix so long as the marijuana keeps flowing down there.
(After especially careful considerations and several erasures...)
Ac*phlegm*hmed the Dead Terrorist and affiliates - Derpy because she drops crap on the U.S.A.'s favorite... like a BOSS. Special delivery, infidels! And that's why the U.S. finally went and killed Bin Laden!
@Klyka Lex Luthor: WROOOOONG!!!
ReplyDelete@Saphyr It's funny because Scott Pilgram is Canadian and Rainbow Dash is shipped with everypony!
>First screen says 5 PM
ReplyDelete>Article posted at 3 PM
Seems Cereal has been up to some future predicting
Go Canada!
ReplyDeleteI hope Rainbow Dash wins!
:D
Everybody into my bunker filled with G1 Transformers! We will escape this pony scourge that threatens to tear our world asunder!
ReplyDeleteFirst norway is getting terrorized and now this??
ReplyDelete2012 is at hand...!
Wow thought that was real until I kept reading it, but if this actually happened it would NOT be good for us, Hasbro would probably clamp down on us very hard and a lot of fan content would get banned, but god damn it would be awesome before all that shit goes down.
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ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteLOL for a second there I thought u meant "where to move my troops and conquer the sh!t out of them". My bad. Teehee =D
Awwwww man, I thought this was real, and I absolutely WENT bonkers over this! I mean freaking CRAZY what the heck?! That's until I read it more in detail. Epicly funny.
ReplyDeleteThis has made my day whoever wrote this. :)
Very well played.
I think the world government is pulling a hoax in order to promote MLP.
ReplyDelete(Also, Trixie is the best!!!)
As a member of the Derpian Mercenary Army I’m disgusted by the lack of support from my fellow soldiers, how shameful.
ReplyDeleteHowever I support our apple bucking brothers in their rightful struggle.
@Applejack
ReplyDeleteIf you've got the South, AJ, I've never been prouder to live there than I am now.
OH MY GOD YES. *Dies happily*
ReplyDeleteYes, I know, it's all true.
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah Twilight.
ReplyDeleteVat has... jast happened?
ReplyDeletewait, is this fake? if it's not than f%@$ing awesome. And if it is than nice job on the CGI.I mean Obama holding a Twilight Sparkle pony is just fantastic. Fake or not.
ReplyDelete@Silver Quill That is highly offensive to me, sir.
ReplyDeleteI love you, UN. Fluttershy HAS to be the best pony. Because she loves and tolerates better than anypony else.
ReplyDeletethe aponyclypse is coming, the end is neigh!
ReplyDeleteI saw this post, looked up 'pony' under Google, clicked to news, aaand... laughed at how silly I was. The only thing that had me is that this could really happen. I don't doubt that it could.
ReplyDelete@Applejack
No matter that I'm from the Southwest, wherever that supports you (or that you support), they have my support as well.
Applejack, the best pony forever, for her hard-working attitude and strong spirit. Who needs to fly or use magic when you've got such real strength?
I, Cabal. Brony internet overlord of rainbowdash.net will stand with canada, and fight until rainbowdash is best pony!
ReplyDelete$1000 REWARD FOR THE HEAD OF TWILIGHT SPARKLE!
This is all part of Obama's socialist agenda to bring eternal night to the United States.
ReplyDeleteAnd then the ponies were disappointed in the human race.
ReplyDeleteLLLAAWWWLLLL! I thought it was real until i read the article
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw the first photo, my initial reaction was, "Please, let this be real."
ReplyDeleteCelestia/Luna '12!!!
OMG! Quick! Take shelter in the Stables,before the megaspells rain down!
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny, and some amazing photoshop work. I had to do several double takes to confirm that the first picture was not real, before I could bring myself to read on. I tip my hat to you sir.
ReplyDeletea lot of you spell applejack funny you silly ponies
ReplyDelete@Wing0002
ReplyDeleteAh know right?
@Anonymous
Thanks sugahcube, Rar won't be happy to hear that though *smiles*
@MJW of NWI
*High hoof* Pleasure to be here sugahcube
@djTeka
It's not just about strength, sugahcube, honesty an' faithfulness to your friends counts too. But thank you for your support *hugs*
@Sgt. Grub
Thanks sugahcube *hugs*
@Torrential Rains
Well. Ah didn't think ah'd see your sorry hide around here again, Rains. After what you did to 'Shy? Ah don't think ah'd like to count you amongst mah global Applejack alliance...
@Anonymous
If Germany wants to join us, they're more than welcome to. Ah always thought they'd be in Octavia's camp though.
@Anonymous
Ah'm not much a pony for politics, but ah agree with the message.
@Saphyr
Ah think ah'm a bit too Capitalist for China to want me yet.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteFluttershy is OBVIOUSLY the best, I don't understand what the fuss is all about, besides the fact, that THAT BANNER SHOULD HAVE BEEN FLUTTERSHY D:< WAR I SAY!
@Applejack
ReplyDeleteOh, you misunderstand, I think. I firmly believe honesty and being faithful is quite important. World leaders could take a few lessons from you, especially about being honest.
This made my day :D
ReplyDelete*Brofist*
@djTeka
ReplyDeleteThanks sugahcube, ah agree
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteplease everypony knows pinky pie is anarchy
Fox news eat your heart out!
ReplyDelete...is there a fav button somewhere?
ReplyDeleteWe may be divided
ReplyDeleteBut of you all, I beg
To remember we're all hoofed
At the end of each leg
No matter what the issue
Come from wherever you please
All this fighting gets you nothing
But hoof-in-mouth disease
Arguing's not the way
Hey, come out and play
It's a shiny, new day
So what do you say?
Both our diets, I should mention
Are completely vegetarian
We all eat hay and oats
Why be at each other's throat?
You gotta share
You gotta care
It's the right thing to do
And there'll always be a way
Thro-o-o-o-ugh
One score, less ten months ago, Lauren Faust brought forth, upon this world, a new nation, conceived in love and tolerance, and dedicated to the proposition that friendship is magic. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived, and so dedicated, can long endure.
ReplyDeleteThe Great and Powerful Trixie can use her amazing magical skills to open a dimensional doorway out of the fictitious world of Equestria and will demand that all countries surrender to her power!
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDelete...
I think I just got trolled.
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Eeyup.
If Equestria had not known a thousand years of peace, maybe we would not have made all our mistakes, all at once.~~ Spike, Fall Out: Equestria.
ReplyDeleteomfg....this can't actully have happened..i mean give me a fuckign break....at first i thought it was real up until i continued reading them i just thought"omfg....talk about your sick jokes..." i laughed my ass off but it still made me annoyed that someone would go so far as to make something like this....>.>
ReplyDeleteTwo problens. You used the FOX ticker style on the CNN layout, and Doctor Whooves is clearly the best pony.
ReplyDeleteTotally fake. Everyone knows America would love Rainbow Dash or Applejack the best.
ReplyDeleteHowever, Fluttershy is the overall winner, of course.
We all know Obama's favourite pony is Trollestia, not Twilight, Cereal....
ReplyDelete...I think I'll get a place in Thailand if anypony else likes all of them too.
ReplyDelete- Harmony Anonymous
I wishted this was real for a moment... Becasue that'll mean that most of the White hous were fellow Bronies.
ReplyDeleteAnd besides ther IS no "best pony" they're all awesome!
PS: Angel is the Best Bunny..
Equestrian Evangelists.
ReplyDeleteOur brothers-in-arms need a logo, and that logo needs to be made into a t-shirt.
Also, that's the White House in the first picture. Not the Capitol Building. Although I'm sure the EE was efficient enough to cover both buildings, and the newscasters just derped as they realized that their own efforts to combat the EE's inevitable victory will be sadly and eternally futile.
All hail the once and future best pony. Rainbow Dash for Equestria.
While the Northern hemisphere erupts into conflict between the Mane 6, the Southern shall rise for the New Lunar Republic!
ReplyDelete!!Luna Down Under!!
what troubles me is that somewhere, perhaps in another timeline, this actually happened
ReplyDeletehell yeah bronies will take over the world
ReplyDeleteI like every pony but I'm an American so i guess its time to show Canada who's the man and who's the boy of this world.
ReplyDeleteIm joining the Applejack Battillion, now where did i leave my apple gun?
ReplyDeletei thought this was real till i saw obama XD
ReplyDeleteThat.Is.Hardcore
ReplyDeleteI vote for Nightmare Moon! cause the STATES shall last FOREVER! MUAHAHAHAHA~! *Thunderbolts crackling everywhere* under her Rule. Plus she promised all Subways and other food joints and other branches of business would be forced to open all night long, if anything due to the EVERLASTING NIGHT!
ReplyDeleteSo if your a night owl and are usually asleep during the day and frustrated your favorite joints to go out to close too early in the night, then give your Vote for the one TRUE ruler Nightmare Moon! Who else could promise you take out at 4am when the mood strikes you, hmm?
I'm astounded that people are actually getting upset over this post.
ReplyDeleteAfter all, everyone knows Twilight really is the best pony.
Obama'd had enough of this and so he spoke clearly to the convention, his eyes burning with impatience "Twilight Sparkle is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we must all love her.”
ReplyDeleteLord Seth turned one of his square faces to the president. "Don’t be too proud of this magical pony you’ve worshipped. The ability of Friendship is insignificant next to the power of the Great and Powerful Trixie.”
The cube said to Obama, yet keeping his voice calm.
“Don’t try to frighten us with your show off ways, Lord Seth. Your sad devotion to that loser pony has not helped you conjure up the members of this radical group or giving you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels’ hidden fort...”
Lord Seth, who had floated slowly near the insolent president who was babbling infidel words, wrapped the man’s neck in an invisible and mysterious aura, taking his breath away.
“I find your lack of the Great and Powerful Trixie disturbing.”
Seth cut in without betraying any emotion.
The UN Chairman shook his head in disbelief as he immediately put an end to that inconvenient incident "Enough of this. Seth, release him!”
He ordered and the cube complyed with that order.
“As you wish.”
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I apologise for a few grammar mistakes I may have made. Anyway, I don't know why but I had to write this. Lol.
Also all glory to the Great and Powerful Trixie for she is the best pony!
Can't wait for more updates on the situation.
ReplyDeleteBTW why are americans using german made tanks?
I salute the people who did this
ReplyDeleteThe Finnish public broadcasting agency YLE reporting from Helsinki:
ReplyDeleteThe Finnish prime minister Jyrki Katainen has confirmed that Finland will join the USA in their defense of the one and true best pony, Twilight Sparkle. "Twilight was the natural choice for Finland, because of our high quality education and scientific research." Said Jyrki Katainen in a speech only moments ago. In addition to allying with the USA, Finland will also join forces with the UN and Germany to defend Fluttershy and Octavia. "We Finns appreciate our beautiful and clean nature, so we feel compelled to defend the nature loving pony, who is also the cutest. Germany has been a friend and ally of Finland in the past, and Octavia is clearly the best background pony." Said the Finnish PM.
Shortly after the announcement, the center and true finns parties published a press release stating that they will not accept this, and are forming a joint force to defend the honor of Applejack. There have also been reports of an uprising of the Equestrian Evangelists in defense of Rainbow Dash in Oulu, lead by none other than Rainbow Aleksi Dash himself.
On the 23 of July, YLE news, Helsinki, Finland
Silly Obama. Twilight Sparkle is not how you spell Rainbow Dash. I for one support the Equestrian Evangelist movement and condone Obama's extreme actions against the group. I believe a more diplomatic solution should have been taken.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if serious.
ReplyDelete@ Nittany Tiger
ReplyDeleteCondemn or Condone? Those are two opposites ...
If that was an intentional piece of randomness please disregard :)
EPIC
ReplyDeleteThis is amazing xD
ReplyDeleteBut yeah the second part kinda gave away it was fake!
Mc Cain said (with a troll face): the gret and Powerfull Trixie is better than you!
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile to the south, the followers of Rainbow Dash in Mexico are showing their support in a different way by lounging around all day.
ReplyDeleteWE WII WIN THE WAR!!!!!!
ReplyDeletethats not a bad idea........
ReplyDeleteUS tanks in the snow ? The fools !
ReplyDeleteDon't they know that they have a -33% in speed in snowy areas and -5point in armor in cold zones ?
...also, everypony know that Canada follows the Words of the great Pinky Pie.
The Pinky Pie says that we must all ally, if we want to fight the true enemies of the Ponies... Black Snooty and diabetus.
@Nightsong
ReplyDeleteThe great Order of the Pinky Pie shall lend you is support and Troop, Nyx.
kinda sucks how AJ and Luna get no love at all
ReplyDeleteTanks entering Canada? Sounds like the makings of Fallout Equestria.
ReplyDeleteBow before the might of the Element of Magic!
ReplyDeleteYES WE CAN!
Dont say it often but the UN is right in this one...
ReplyDeletetbh the UK should back celestia for best pony ... after all ... The sun never sets!
ReplyDeleteUK for celestia - The sun never sets!
ReplyDeletethen celestia fire the ion cannons and blow up Earth because no country defend her honor!
ReplyDeleteYou posted this on my birthday, I love you so much!
ReplyDeleteThere should only be international pony wars, 'twould be full of love and tolerance
All these photoshops are GENIUS!!! XD
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