Don't mind my sister. She just gets so angry at times, and it's hard to reason with her. I'll sit her down with her favorite cup of coffee- she just loves her coffee, you know- and we'll have a talk about this moon business. We'll get you down from there soon. I know how cold it gets.
She's really a gentle, caring sister once you get to know her. She just gets a little carried away sometimes... all she needs is a little encouragement that everypony likes her sun. I'm sorry about all this.
I saw everything you said before. I love you all, too.
Also that ridiculous RP in the comments compiled for everypony.