Thursday, March 17, 2011

Story: Derpy's Lover

[Shipping?][Random] Derpy hooves, you so crazy.  Warning: kinda dirty...ok really dirty...kind of.

Author: RoyG.Biv
Description: Derpy meets her true love at a cafe for a public rendezvous...
Derpy's Lover

Derpy's Lover Live Reading 
Derpy's Lover Live Reading #2

Additional Tags: Needed

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

All hail the muffin.

Anonymous said...

The infamous Derpy/Muffin ship fic.

[Random] Should probably be added.

~Scratch

Anonymous said...

oh sure its fine for muffin lovin but not for apples. Harumph.

Asphyxialice said...

Keep on enjoying those muffins, Derpy.

Anonymous said...

Other Anon is right! Derpy can enjoy all the muffins she wants, but when it comes to apples AJ is left out in the cold. That is horrible! The Apple family should be able to do as they please in public and not have people go judging them like they tend to do. I mean HONESTLY, you act like YOU'VE never been in that situation before.
Well if'n that's true, then I can't help be feel sorry for ya. Ya really should take another look.

Anonymous said...

200 internets to you good sir

Anonymous said...

Sad thing is it was a cinnamon apple muffin.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

Challenge Accepted.

Anonymous said...

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Mads said...

whyboner.iff

Anonymous said...

@Asphyxialice You need to post something on that blog

Zarkanorf said...

Oh man, this clop-fic and Derpy's wingboner makes this day magical.

Retl said...

This was so much more awesome the second time through.


And now I have to figure out what everyone here is referring to with the apples comment. TO THE FIC ARCHIVE!

Midnight said...

eat that muffin you naughty little mailpony! yes! YES!

bubsAKAvermin said...

At first I was like ._.
Then I was like ಠ_ಠ
Then I was all e_e

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darkdeity5 said...

Oh, Derpy. I think you got more of that on you than in you.

Anonymous said...

REQUEST! Please paste this to google docs. As I do not wish to sign up at deviant art to read a fic.

supervanman said...

I saw that ending coming right when I read it.

this made me smile today. XD

fireant said...

I laughed hard on this one.
I didn't know Derpy have a food fetish on a particular baked goody ;) Eat tha Muffin, You Dirty Little Pony, Eat it Whole! *crack of the whip... -ped cream*

trapper_x89 said...

Soooo ... why is there no "clopfiction" tag?
This one sure needs one.

Retl said...

@trapper_x89

Because fics that cross the line far enough to be considered clopfic get pushed over to Equestria After Dark instead.

trapper_x89 said...

@Retl

I see ... never heard of it.
And this fic was really really smutty :p

Retl said...

@trapper_x89
EqAD is to this site what Luna is to Celestia. A valued, close family member that was BANISHED TO THE MOON FOR A THOUSAND YEARS. Seriously though, After Dark shouldn't be too hard to find in a Google search.

DJ Kat said...

@Retl

Too bad EqAD just sucks. Navigating the place is a complete hassle, as are getting to the stories.

It looks forgotten and slapped together compared to EqD.

Retl said...

@DJ Kat

Yeah, I imagine without all the superpower magic armor, Princess Luna probably wouldn't have looked so hot after a thousand years banishment, either.

Brett Turner said...

i was just derping it up on synchtube when this suddenly a live reading of this came on. i wanted to GTFO but i needed to hear what happened, then when the ending came i was like: "Oh Thank Celestia, she was eating a muffin!!"

ApetureTestSubject said...

Muffins are sexy now? I think my brain just had a little cry of awesome manly rainbow tears.

100% CRAZY AWESOME.

BlueJay Chill said...

I used to enjoy muffins, but after reading this, I don't think I'll ever be able to look at one the same way.

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