It's... Beautiful. Rainbow Dash, Pinkie, and Fluttershy have never looked so good. This particular piece of deliciousness can be found at Zellers in Halifax, Nova Scotia for $8.99. You can probably get them at other stores in Canada, but this is the first confirmed one.
No telling when it will reach the states or other countries. Zellers is pretty well known for having completely off the wall pony merch before everyone else. Those crazy Canadians must have a direct line to Equestria or something!
Thanks to Midnight Aperture for the images!
121 comments:
I WANT THIS. I WANT TO EAT THIS. FUCK... I WAS TO BE FAT FOR THIS.
ReplyDeleteWOER
ReplyDeleteBut I don't want to eat Rainbow.....
ReplyDeletePinkie on the other hand....
I don't know whether to eat it or frame it. Probably both.
ReplyDeleteOH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT FUCK HMMMFMDSMAFSDMAFASDMFASMFASMFASDMFSDMFASDMFAS
ReplyDeleteThis looks like the type of thing I'd feel bad about eating. Poor ponies, becoming chocolatey mush in peoples stomachs. XD
ReplyDelete6th.
ReplyDeleteAnd make this dark chocolate. With black currants. Mmmmmmm.....
People finally get to eat Rainbow Dash... I'm sure this will please some people
ReplyDeletewtf in Canada? Canadian children don't celebrate Easter...
ReplyDeleteNOT IN THE STATES?
ReplyDeleteWHO DO I HAVE TO KILL?
Well pony is made in Canada. And the US and the Phillipines, but you know.
ReplyDeleteIt's too beautiful to eat! D:
ReplyDeleteOnly 8.99? Let's watch them all disappear.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen any good pony merch in Zellers, ever. Then again most of them in my area are being converted to Target, but maybe I'll check it out. Have a feeling that FIM isn't too popular in my neck of the woods. Also the closest Zellers has an arts college next to it, so any pony merch would most likely get snatched up pretty quick.
ReplyDeleteI... think I've found the only piece of chocolate I'd rather save than eat o.o
ReplyDeleteNow I can fairly blame Canada. At least I live pretty close by.
ReplyDeleteMy Little Pony: Obesity is Magic
ReplyDelete@chronicfc
ReplyDeletego diaf. >=[
Someone's gonna drill a hole in this and fill it with marshmallow frosting.
ReplyDeleteI would never eat this.
ReplyDeleteI'd preserve it for all of eternity.
Eat ALL the ponies!
ReplyDeleteI would break my diet for that
ReplyDelete@Flutterfan
ReplyDeleteWAHAHAHAHA! Perfect, perfect.
Hmm I wonder if someone would buy this then color it
ReplyDeleteOh man, I've got a friend who loves chocolate and is slowly starting to watch ponies. This would be the perfect thing to entice him further. These better reach the US at some point.
ReplyDeletePonies and chocolate.
ReplyDeleteIt's... GLORIOUS! O_O
I feel like if I bought this I wouldn't be able to consume it; what art!
ReplyDeleteI say we invade Cananda and take their direct line to Equestria.
ReplyDeleteFinally, people can finally bit on some sweet tasting Rainbow Dash, Pinkie and Fluttershy.
ReplyDelete....
That didnt sound right.
OH...MY...GOD.....YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!
ReplyDeletenOm nOm nOm, or frame it? hmmm...what to do with it :/
I wonder if people would eat that =S
ReplyDeleteThis is the first pony merchandise I'm actually tempted to get. Very impressive!
ReplyDeleteTaste the rainbow?
ReplyDeleteAnd if I wasn't already hungry from listening to "The Doctor Whooves Adventures" on Celestia Radio.
ReplyDeleteIf only the toys looked this good...
ReplyDeleteIve got that very one in the picture sitting right beside me. The chocolate lover in me...soooo tempted to eat it... but the devout dedication to mlp is saying dont. I think the pony in me is gonna win this fight. I dont have the heart to eat it u_u
ReplyDeleteDamn Canadians with their special access to goodies.
ReplyDeleteThis is why I hate living in Canada... Zeller's has all the pony toys and I live no where near one. all loblaws/superstore has are the big 16$ "go to school with Cheerilee" sets not even wallmart has a decent selection...
ReplyDeleteI don't think I could bring myself to eat ponies, but this is awesome.
ReplyDeleteWhat?! IS THAT REAL?! THAT IS AWESOME OHMAIGAHDLOOKSSOGEWDSEGAGENESIS
ReplyDeleteI live in Halifax......... yes. THIS IS AMAZING.
ReplyDeleteMost importantly... Does it taste nice? I bet it just shit cheep chocolate... I hate shit cheep chocolate
ReplyDelete@Decayed
ReplyDeleteThey do, they do...
Come on chocolate ponies, I'm only 6 provinces away! you can make it!
ReplyDeleteHope this manages to make its way stateside. Chocolate + ponies = win
ReplyDeleteI'm not a Canadian although I live in Canada. Yay 8D
ReplyDelete@Michelle
ReplyDeleteOn an added note... there's bronies where I live....? Only ones I know of are people I know and converted. This is great!
@scienceandponies I'm a canadian. I would share.
ReplyDelete@Michelle
ReplyDeleteoh my celestia yes Michelle!! Id send you the link to our facebook group but im posting from my phone. We've got 75 members, look up Nova Scotia Bronies and come join our little east coast herd!! <3
My Zellers is crap. They hardly ever have anything I can't get at Toys R Us. And lately they've had almost nothing at all. Good riddance. Bring on Target.
ReplyDeleteIf it's just like the other similar types of Easter art design chocolates (eg. The Simpsons, Sherk, Phineas & Ferb), it will taste just like the chocolate dip from the ice cream shop.
ReplyDeleteI'll get it the day after Easter (50% off).
oh geeze im going to have to fetch my gun the americans are going to try to recreate the war of 1812.
ReplyDelete@MidnightAperture
ReplyDeleteWell just tell me the name, please! I didn't know anything about this, thought I was alone here. xD
CHOCOLATE!!! ...nom...nom...nom...
ReplyDeleteWhen I first saw this post I was like, "Chocolate art, what will these crazy fans make next? Wait what... that things retail? Must have!" Seriously that thing might just be the best piece of official pony merch I've yet to see. If it tastes half as good as it looks I will be one very happy fellow.
Oh My Celestia and Luna! Zellers! I'll be going to Zellers tomorrow for certain! Someone tell me how to keep this forever and ever. I bought a Spirit (Stallion of the Cimarron) which I kept in the fridge... until the chocolate collapsed and the box got stuck in spilled jam or something. I think I'll try the freezer. Until I can afford liquid nitrogen. I was looking all over for FIM chocolate last Easter, but nothing! Nada! And now.... mon ostie de calisse! Yes! Zellers has the best MLP:FIM merch (within a 50 mile radius).
ReplyDeleteNonono!! Don't give this product to a sting franchise! Cmon, sell it where I buy all my other poney merch...
ReplyDelete...
Canadian Tire.
Dying*
ReplyDelete@Michelle
ReplyDeleteWe're just "Nova Scotia Bronies" x3 Here's the link! Sorry I couldn't give it to you right away, I was putting a coat of clear acrylic paint on my laptop to seal up my pony decals lol
https://www.facebook.com/groups/289686271062952/
@sockeye101 Canadian Tire? not Canadian Tire, they got nothing! Except the tiny pup tent, which is of no use unless you have a small dog or a cat that could use it as a kennel.
ReplyDelete@MidnightAperture
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot. (:
i wanna eat it so badly
ReplyDeleteJesus christ people, it's just chocolate...
ReplyDeleteIt is not just chocolate. It is THE CHOCOLATE.
ReplyDeleteWould Pinkie eat herself?
ReplyDeleteStill too damn excited (and the stores are closed). That design is the spitting image of the vectors that Calego ("A Proud Canadian Company") used on my nifty tupperwares (plastic reusable food containers) I bought at Loblaws. How soon before a haut-relief plaque copying this gets sculpted by a fan?
ReplyDeleteBuck yah! I'm so heading to Zellers latter today!
ReplyDeleteMah gawd, the chocolate...
ReplyDelete@Decayed I don't know where you live, but children celebrate Easter (coincidentally) in Halifax.
ReplyDeleteI thought they were converting every Zellers in Halifax into Targets... I guess now's the best time to buy chocolate ponies!
@Jimmy James
ReplyDeleteThey are, really soon too. (the one where I bought those chocolates I think is having it's sign dismantled lol) There are I think 3 or 4 in the city they're turning into full out Targets.. the rest have either been sold off to be converted into small wal-mart's, or they're just closing them all together lol.
Proud to be a canadian :)
ReplyDelete@MidnightAperture Oh dear. We must save the ponies (and eat them) before it's too late!!!
ReplyDeleteITS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO EAT!!!!!!!!! I WANT IT!!!!!
ReplyDeleteChocolate Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and to a lesser degree Rainbow Dash. Do you know how many bottles of cough syrup and bourbon you'd have to drink just to get your sweetness receptors back to base levels? Several, thats how.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad this is chocolate and not a sucker. Licking something shaped like a sentient animal would just feel so wrong...
Art... chocoltified
ReplyDeleteWHY ISN'T THIS IN MY COUNTRY YET! Oh wait, it is! I'm so happy. Tomorrow I'm visiting the local Zellers.
ReplyDeleteBRB GOING THERE NOW. FINALLY, SOMETHING IN CANADA.
ReplyDeleteYESYESYES.
ReplyDeleteI want it! I need it! I really like her chocolate mane!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQCP85FngzE
I don't think I would bring myself to eat it.
ReplyDeleteHope I can find this here in New Brunswick.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of which, are there any other bronies around here?
There's no way I would buy this. I would end up with the most stale piece of chocolate EVER! I would feel so guilty for eating the ponies.
ReplyDeleteWHAT
ReplyDeleteI thought I was the only bro-pony in Nova Scotia.
Hooolyyy shiiiitttt!
There's no way I would buy this. I would end up with the most stale piece of chocolate EVER! I would feel so guilty for eating the ponies.
ReplyDelete@ashnell
ReplyDelete!WHO WOULD EACH SUCH A MASTERPEACE!
I would like it even more if I actually liked chocolate.
ReplyDeleteMy Zellers has shit all. So this better be there when I check next. If so I'm going to have to fight off some other crazy Canadian bronies for them!
ReplyDeleteWow. I just realized Zellers has fallen so far off my radar that I don't know where the ones around here are, despite being in three malls (including the mercantile behemoth that is the West Edmonton Mall) in the past month.
ReplyDelete@Mike
ReplyDeleteJoin the group Mike! :D https://www.facebook.com/groups/289686271062952/
NS Bronies is the place to beeeee! heeeee!
The question is beside the taste, how big is it?
ReplyDeleteLooks like I'll be making a trip tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteStopping by Zellers tomorrow for sure... I would so eat that!
ReplyDelete@Asaboy
ReplyDeleteI couldn't tell you about the taste, I can't eat it. xD But in the first picture the box is sitting on top of my 15 inch laptop cooling pad.
Halifax Nova Scotia? That's where I am, how come I haven't seen this!?
ReplyDeleteI WISH we had a direct line to Equestria!
ReplyDeleteThat'd be cool.
I WISH we had a direct line to Equestria!
ReplyDeleteThat'd be cool.
This has made me proud to be a Canadien :') Looks like I'm taking a trip to Halifax.
ReplyDeleteThis has made me proud to be a Canadien :') Looks like I'm taking a trip to Halifax.
ReplyDeleteStephan Harper is keeping the direct line to equestria for himself! this is unacceptable!
ReplyDeleteStephan Harper is keeping the direct line to equestria for himself! this is unacceptable!
ReplyDeleteZELLERS? I HAVE ONE OF THOSE IN MY COMMUNITY. AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ReplyDeleteTake my money!
ReplyDeleteI have a lot of these at work for a week now, but they're not selling. Plus, their hollow inside.
ReplyDeleteIt's too beautiful to eat. It needs to go on display. But, it's chocolate... So... I'll just make a casting of it, recreate it in bronze, and then eat the real one. Yeah, that should work.
ReplyDeleteI live south of Seattle, So I'll be driving 3hrs. to get to Canada
ReplyDeleteNom Nom Nom
Get Gilda in the statue so I can eat her godamn head
ReplyDeleteDo you think people in the UK will get this cause I live there and I want it SO bad D:
ReplyDelete>Those crazy Canadians must have a direct line to Equestria or something!
ReplyDeleteWhy, they have surely rented time on the Flim & Flam Super Merchy Vacuum (over) 9000
i am going to go see if thay r at the Zellers were i am i am in n.b so i am next to Nova Scotia like 60mins lol
ReplyDeleteThat looks delicious, shame I live in the UK :(
ReplyDeleteOh my god. I my god, I want one. Oh my god.
ReplyDeleteYeah, like past comments, us in the UK get hardly anything pony!
ReplyDeleteOh, well you couldn't possibly eat that. You can't!
Ontario has them, still can't believe I paid 10 bucks for 225g of chocolate confound those ponies!
ReplyDeleteI would never eat such a thing
ReplyDeleteI could never bring myself to eat it.
ReplyDeleteA chocolate sculpture of the three best ponies? Yes please! I wouldn't eat it, I'd leave it on display! lol
ReplyDelete@FreezingShock I would enclose it in a liquid nitrogen time capsule made of pure iridium, then bury it deep within the moon for protection!
ReplyDeleteI bought three! Check it out! I also show the back of the box.
ReplyDeleteI can confirm at least 2 Zellers in Quebec city have them, yay!
ReplyDelete"Those crazy Canadians must have a direct line to Equestria or something!"
ReplyDeleteWHAT?!?!? WE DO?!?!?
*jumps out the window*
*begins nation-wide search for said direct line*
Now I have a conundrum worse than skeletons in the closet, and that is ponies in the freezer, because I don't think I can bring myself to eat this
ReplyDelete@Frith
ReplyDeleteput em on ebay. I bet they'll sell