So I heard you guys were lacking pink in your life? Lucky for you, more pony merch has popped up! Lounge at the beach with your new Pinkie Pie towel, or deck your your empty wrist with a brand new pony watch. You don't even have to know how to read a classic clock, its digital!
And if you really want to get in touch with your femanine side, check out the self-made pony purse! Customize it with more hearts and rainbows for maximum effect. And finally, some Rainbow Cards. I don't know exactly what they are, but from the image, it looks like you lace string through holes in them. It's pony merch, so who cares! Get it anyway!
Thanks to Natalie for all the images! These particular products were found at Safeway and Big W in Australia. They also apparently have FiM torches at Coles, but she didn't get a chance to take a picture of those.
69 comments:
Oh my... I'd totally get a pony watch.
ReplyDeleteHOLY ZAPP APPLES, A TRIP TO BIG W IS IN ORDER!
ReplyDeleteAlso, my first first?
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ReplyDeleteBrb, going out to get pony towel.
I'm in the states and I want a pony towel
ReplyDeleteNow THAT made me laugh. I just love that not only is there tons of oddly specific merchandise, but that we will also totally buy it.
ReplyDeleteIf I'm ever near a beach, I may have to pick up a pony towel. That'd be fun to explain to random strangers.
I WANT MERCH in my god damn country
ReplyDeleteTorches? Is that an Australian word for flashlights, or are we talking actual torches here? Either way, it's awesome.
ReplyDeleteWhy Can't I Find Anything in Canada!!!
ReplyDeleteYou misspelled feminine.
ReplyDelete@The Invincible
ReplyDelete"Torch" is flashlight in british/australian english.
@FreedomChannelBA
ReplyDeleteI know what feeling bro. :(
DO want the towels and watch!
ReplyDeleteLOL i want that watch!!
ReplyDeleteI defenitly need pony towels.
ReplyDeleteThe question can be asked "How much more pink could this merchandise be?"
ReplyDeleteI believe the only correct answer is "None, none more pink."
I'm still surprised at getting Wave 3 Blind Bags in the UK, only to but 30 of the buggers and NOT see the 3 ponies I wanted most -_- AppleJack, Big Macintosh and Rarity (glow in the dark rarity is just creepy though)
ReplyDeleteI know you can look them up by number, but I didn't want to cheat :P Might just get the last 4 on eBay and sell the duplicates.
@TobiasKazama
ReplyDeletefeMANine is a feminine guy :3
@SeiryuSenshi
ReplyDeleteI think you're like rationalizing this whole thing like it's just something you did on... on purpose. No, I think we're stuck with a very rational and very sunny merchandise collection. This is something you wear on your arm, it's not something you just keep on the shelf.
@c4b76a6c-4c32-11e1-9b3f-000f20980440
ReplyDeleteYou have GOT to be kidding.
*Looks it up on urbandictionary*
Oh...
I had a dream last night about pony merch. I dreamed I was at Walmart with my 3yo daughter and they had a whole half aisle devoted entirely to new pony toys! They had an Applejack with hat, Discord, Zecora, and WHITE CELESTIA. Then I woke up and had a sad.
ReplyDeleteAnyhow. WHERE can I find the watch and towels. My daughter needs those. For real.
The pony towels. I will check Hasbro to see if I can order online.
ReplyDeleteOh, BTW, in REAL merch news. I found three different MLP: FIM paperback books at Michael's (in Calgary Alberta), for a buck each.
ReplyDeletePony flashlights... my boys (11 and 13) who are bronies themselves keep loosing their flashlights on campouts... perhaps a solution has manifested! I wonder if they are LED?
ReplyDelete""I don't know exactly what they are ... It's pony merch, so who cares! Get it anyway!""
ReplyDeleteThis might just be the best sales pitch ever, either that or I've sunk to new levels of pony induced insanity. Either way though, I couldn't be happier.
You misspelled feminine.
ReplyDeleteI'd wear those watches, those actually look pretty cute
ReplyDelete@FreedomChannelBA
ReplyDelete@Dashie Agent
Real Canadian Superstore and toys r us are your/our best bets. Otherwise, ship from the US. There may be bronies/sellers who will ship to Canada, though there probably would be a markup.
Feels bad pony.
There needs to be playing cards so i can take them to work so when we play yueker or how ever you spell it lol
ReplyDeleteAH CMON, JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY NAO!
ReplyDeleteAwww, the cards&purse. :3
ReplyDeleteI could totally go for a Pinky Pie Beach towel about now...
ReplyDelete@SeiryuSenshi
ReplyDeleteThat's the price one pays for being a male fan of a very well done female oriented product in a still very gender divided society. If you want the merch, you gotta wander down the pink aisles.
ohhhh mannnn... if that is like one of the MEGA beach towels.... count me in hahhahha i love going to the beach to chill out hahha and lounge around in the sun all day!
ReplyDeleteI need that towel in my life!
ReplyDeleteCanadaaaaa.... y u no pony :<
ReplyDeleteHave they made poni playing cards yet? I'd definately get those if I knew they existed and knew where to get them.
ReplyDeleteMy current amount is $56.00. So I have enough money to buy them!!! ^_^
ReplyDeleteA week or so I saw an article here about a poop-ton of pony art supplies, and playing cards were also included. I can't find the link at the moment.
ReplyDeleteAs for that towel; the only time I need a towel outside of the house is on my yearly fishing trip. It would be a load of fun coming out of the shower with that. Does it have a hood?
Fuck my Festina! Need that watch!
ReplyDeleteSafeway? Now that's a shop I haven't seen here in the UK for a looooooong time...
ReplyDeletehmm that watch looks kinda cool, might have to get that if it ever gets to the netherlands (damn you distributors wheres the blindbags..the non g3 stuff)
ReplyDeleteStill waiting on any kind of merch in my country aswell. Need one of those awesome towels already. :(
ReplyDeleteIt would be cool with an Rarity Diamond Rolex watch...
ReplyDeleteyay Rainbow cards. Just the thing to replace all the man cards I have lost. :)
ReplyDeleteI already have a Trixie towel, but now it looks like I'm going to have to buy about a dozen Pinkie Pie towels to keep her company!
ReplyDeleteYou spelled feminine wrong....
ReplyDeleteI want that towel, but it kinda looks like there's a hood attached to it. Sooo, I have a feeling that it a small towel intended for, you know, kids.
ReplyDeleteRegardless: I would buy ALL OF THEM.
Where is the From?? should i be looking at my local target or walmart D:???
ReplyDeletePony torches?
ReplyDeleteNow, that's an interesting idea...
Gasp! A pink pony purse that I can stitch my own hearts into?! Finally! I mean...um....
ReplyDeleteI don't think I would ever be able to use that towel. You would have to dry your man parts off with it, and I don't want to violate any of the ponies!
ReplyDeleteIt would make an amazing tapestry though.
It's ironic how a lot of the VAs, storyboard artists, etc are all Canadian but we barely have any MLP merch :/. It makes me sad...
ReplyDeleteThat towel looks like another one of those hooded towel... things. Still, if it's of a decent size, I'd consider buying one. Too bad most 6 year old girls don't wear nicer Fossil-esque watches. If it was something like that, I'd consider buying the watch too. :P
ReplyDeleteI do need a new watch...
ReplyDeleteWatches? Yes! :D
ReplyDeleteLooks like a brony did design a deck of playing cards: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/07/pony-playing-cards.html
ReplyDeleteBut they're only design and it's six suits. So either make up new rules or cut out two of the mane 6.
Surely someone can make another design? No need to leave out a mane 6. You'd have 16 face cards to use. Maybe the Aces could be Celestia, Luna, Discord, and The Elements of Harmony?
But yes, more merchandise! The more that comes out the more likely they'll make something I'd actually use.
Don't need any of these four but a deck of playing cards would be cool.
seth,
ReplyDeleteThis post was lulzy.
And you should feel lulzy.
I would like to get in touch with my femanine self.
ReplyDeleteCrap, if I ever see that towel here in Canadaria, I think my wallet and I will be helpless to resist.
ReplyDeleteOmg I need a new towel.... Not really but it's lacking ponies which is a good enough reason also I think I might use a watch now
ReplyDeleteJust as a note. The towel is for a small child. If you're skinny you CAN still wear it, but it's pretty tight.
ReplyDeleteI got one last uh.. August from a Target (Australia)
And.. those pony watches ARE REALLY EASY TO BREAK. I've had mine a couple of months and wear it to work and ponymeets and the digital part has broken from the strap on one end and the little prong bit keeps coming off..
And someone else who has one split the box the watch is in trying to change the time. You gotta b reeeally gentle with them.
..still.. Yay! OTHER pony merch. Gonna have to go looking.
That awkward moment when you're drying yourself with the towel and realize that your cock is all over Pinkie Pie's face.
ReplyDelete@Jimmy James
ReplyDeleteLOL
Anyway it's too bad those towels are kids size. That fact had crossed my mind, but eh. I was hoping against hope.
Also I had a thought. How badass would a Pinkie Pie watch be? One in a similar style to those Mickey Mouse watches, where it's an image of Pinkie with the arms serving as the clock's hands. Yeeaaah.
Yay someone found the Big W towel that I posted on Facebook.
ReplyDeleteI want links so I can buy this stuff...
ReplyDelete@Solid Pony
ReplyDeleteive been making that sort of style clocks on deviant art currently only have a derpy one up http://sn3akyfox.deviantart.com/art/Derpy-Hooves-Alarm-Clock-252761090 but im working on a rainbow dash one right now as a comish, prolly do pinkie pie next cause shes my fav XD
I need that watch
ReplyDeleteNow with the watch you can say 'Good heavens! Time for ponies!' all the time.
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