Twilight Sparkle screwed up a spell, and you find yourself randomly in Applejack's barn with a bag of 1000 bits. Nopony is around, and it looks like it's mid-day. Twilight herself is completely unaware of the accidental space-time tearing, so it's up to you to introduce yourself!
How do you go about incorporating yourself into Equestrian society?
Note: You are not a pony.