CUT OFF MY TAIL!IT'S THE PERFECT SEASON!
Also try to bend time with the magic to go forward 19 days and 2 hours
Eat myself because MARSHMALLOWS
Freak everypony out by going over to Sweet Apple Acres and doing farm chores.
Cut off my tail, and wear it as a mustache.
Be adorable and awesome. Also: Make dresses. Warm ones, because it's getting freaking cold here.
i go back to being fluttershy
Oh Darling!How could I cut off my tail? That season is already over! Besides, I have a lot of work to do! I just received an order of designs from Hoity Toity's Boutique in Canterlot and he demands to get them done by tuesday! I'm quite busy as you see so, if you don't mind, I need to focus on this.
Ask myself why this is News.
I do all the normal stuff, work on dresses, see some friends... What's important is that I look better than everypony else while I do it. And I DO look better than them.
1. Use magic to find lots of gems.2. Get Spike to dig up said gems.3. ???4. PROFIT!
Make Dresses, sing.... try and handle Opal essence
Complain(maybe whine) and make Rainbow Dash dress in style. And of course be fabulous darling.
Be FABULOUS of course!And make myself and my friends many awesome outfits.Also, marshmallows.
I become either Rainbow Dash or Fluttershy again because pegasi are better.
Spend all day talking into a tape recorder, then play it back so I could listen to my fabulously sexy voice. Plus whining. Because that would be fun.
be a secret ninja
Act like a narcissistic bourgeois bitch that would probably be a villain on any other cartoon.Yeah, I don't like Rarity too much.
Find GemsSell them
Pretend to be Twilight, for she is the fairest, most beautiful pony in all the land. And don't even get me started on how smart she is, darling. That girl is a certifiable genius! Oh, if only I could be that smart and that beautiful!
I would be the best pony obviously.
Use my unicorn magic to turn into Twilight Sparkle.
Go to the spa with Fluttershy and just to be real nice give Spike a kiss.
Spend some quality time with Sweetie Belle.
I practice my marital arts, and then go have tea with fluttershy, and then see how poor twilight is getting along with her reading.
I would get more gems for Spike. Havin' fun on his reaction.
Why this is wonderful, everyone will recognize the fabulosity of this sitiation~IDEA~
IAMOKWITHTHIS.JPGThough id have to learn how to make dresses and sew and erm... be generous.
>didn't ask what I (we) would do.I-I'm--... RARITY!?!?fffffFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---*turns into a marshmallow*
More Dresses than my body has room for.
Shoot myself, as I have now morphed into my least favorite pony.*sighs* Okay, okay. I'll try to be serious here. Let's see...Hmm..Hold on, I'm trying, honest!Crap.Nope, best I can do is have fun at everypony's expense by inventing a new fashion trend that is awful looking ("Yes, darling, I'm positively certain that putting brightly colored bags around your tail is all the rage in Canterlot right now! I hear Princess Celestia herself is doing it!") Then I make a fortune selling gaudy looking tail bags. Then I proceed to use that money to buy a store in Canterlot, leave my country hick friends behind, and live the glorious life of a fashionista in Canterlot as I've always dreamed of. Sweetie Belle? What about her? She can live in the Carousel Boutique building after I move out. If Scootaloo doesn't need parental supervision, neither does my sister, dang it!
Use Spike as a pincushion again. Just becuase.
What do I do? Look fabulous.
take spike and go find gems, and let him have a sharego to the spa to get refreshed with fluttershygo to sugar cube corner to get something to eat, and avoid staining myselfbrush my mane a couple hundred timeswatch over the crusaders while designing dresses
oh and look fabulous too
kill my self
1.Insult Rocks.2.Insult Applejack.3.Design dresses&Stuff.4.Put Spike in said dresses.5.Insult Spike.6.Turn the males of Ponyville into my own personal army.7.Attack Canterlot, Insult Celestia and force Luna to wear socks.8.Insult Moon rocks for the next 1,000 years.
teach my sister that it is not ok to be a thread derailAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAalso I would ask myself why my special talent is finding gems but I make dresses.are the dresses I make just a byproduct of my true talent? is the fact I have such a phobia of geting dirty just me avoiding my true destiny as a miner? why do fans hate me so much?
Piece by piece, putting it togetherWhy I'm here, able to make dresses really quickAble to act proper and nicelyRarity and ball my one true shipEven though it seems I'm always chasingThat perfect gentle colt and always failingNow I can't handle stressTrying hard to figure out the detailsJewels that shine? Could all of these gems really be mine?Why can't my talent be starting fires?Maybe I should just close and retireWho has pedi's when they don't have nails?Do I even end up making sales?I'll donate every dress.This isn't funny, least Pinkie Pie had partiesand Fluttershy had her bunniesWhat does Rarity have? She makes whining look easy.*Stopped here to keep the comment from eating the page length*
Seduce Cereal Velocity.
Oh, almost forgot:9.Wonder how I'm turning into all of these ponies, then figure out how to control it, so I can turn into Big Mac.Eee-yup.
@Fallin' WinterYou win.
I guess I would have to go troll Spike by leading him on. =P
@Select FewYay~ Too bad I didn't think of doing one parody per pony until Pinkie Pie. Granted Rainbow Dash and Twilight never really had any songs. I can't think of what I'd do for Applejack either.Also as a disclaimer, I don't hate Rarity. That's just how my parody ended up. I was *this* close to adding in a line about her plot.
Look at myself in the mirror.
Well, I'm a unicorn again. I head over to Twilight's and continue working on the spell, as well as a counter measure to place on my body- Oh dear. Rarity must be having a conniption being stuck in my body. Male, crappy hair, bland clothes, slightly pudgy. If I come back to everyone thinking I've come out of the closet or something, I'm gonna have to hurt somepony. Anyway, continues spell work with Twilight so as to fix this whole pony body switching nonsense. Also a protective spell on my own body so this stops happening.
Flirt wildly with Applejack, just to see her reaction.Then say that Spike put me up to it.
BE THE MOST FABULOUS PONY EVER!!!!
make dresses, so many dresses
suicideBut no seriously,I'd try not to act so stuck up for a WHOLE DAY!
Be pretty ^^
Be fabulous.Then make dresses, make dresses, and, oh yes, make more dresses.Then Applejack.Finally, mess with Cereal
1. Cuddle Sweetie Belle2. Tell the other five that I'm a human stuck in Rarity's body (I care about Rarity too much to do anything to cramp her ladylike style).
Rob banks. I maen, imagine what people would tell the police. Then their faces when the look at the security videos...
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum du dum...*Singing ensues*
out all the 59+ comments i just read WHY AM I GUNNA BE THE FIRST ONE TO SAY "IM GOING TO WHINE"?!?!?!? i am disappoint
Use my charms to create a Male Pony Army.
I'm gonna whine about why I became my least favourite pony...
i rarity, will go and find my destiny
I don't have the first clue how to make a dress, so I'd leave that one alone. Instead I might go to the spa with Fluttershy. Or just go talk to Twilight Sparkle about the whole bodyswap thing so I can figure out how to get my own human body over to Equestria.
Be the best pony.
I make the most FABULOUS dress in all of Equestria!out of pony skin
Spend some quality time with Sweetie Belle and sing Art of the Dress because even if I'm not Pinkie Pie I still had one of the best songs damn it!
I already explained what I would do as Rarity when I was Twilight. Of course then I said I would turn myself into Rarity, which might be easier now. I would be fashionable, go to the spa with Fluttershy, design dresses, and maybe even yell at Sweetie Belle.
@Sun Ray"1. Cuddle Sweetie Belle."My thoughts exactly. Quality time with the little sister is top priority.
Rariquest across Equestria while playing the Brodyquest song on loop via loudspeakers.
Look fabulous darling!
Ok, I had a spiel and it got delete, but it was about hanging out with Twi RBD and PP, and how I'd have to make dresses and deal with sweetiedrelle
@Fallin' WinterI believe someone ordered 9001 internets?
@Twahlaght SpahkluhOh my, now where am I going to put all of those internets. I really didn't think this through. Maybe more singing will solve my problems. It works for all the other ponies.
Weaponise gem manipulation talents.Become most fabulous mercenary in Equestria.
marry it a rich colt (or filly)
I am now the worst pony?Ooh... tough.Whine of course."But I thought you wanted whining!"
Work work work. Be fabulous.This reminds me eerily of my usual daily routine, which is to work work work, and be the opposite of fabulous.
Well... be fabulous obviously!I would probably just puff my hair up and down for a few hours.
I am not even a little bit fashionable! I will wait until night, and ask Twilight Sparkle for help, as ruining Rarity's reputation is a terrible thing to do.
DRESSES. AND SPARKLY THINGS. More than I could ever hope to have in real life. ;_;Also wonder why so many people in this fandom hate Rarity because she's super feminine, places emphasis on charisma, and has a touch of OCD when it comes to dirt. Especially since (a) being feminine is not a crime, despite the fact that geek/internet culture generally associates the behavior with being shallow and a bitch, and it's actually pretty damn insulting for girls like me that like everything geeky AND being girly, (b) you can get much farther with charisma than anyone realizes, as well as interact with many different kinds of people, and (c) her dirt hatred would be considered 'cute' on any other character that people hasn't already written off as a bitch. And be sad that despite my devotion to my friends and making other people happy in my own way, even if it does mean going out of my comfort zone, that I'm still considered a bad pony. ...also, dresses. Lots and lots of dresses. ^_^
With all this body jumping, I'm just scared to see what would other ponies do when they woke up as me. (especially Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash)
FASHIONTurn to the left.FASHION Turn to the right.Ohhhh Fashion
Treat my daughter with a kindness and love she's never received before.
1. Acquire a mirror.2. Stare into said mirror until I starve.3. Mission complete.
@ Ezhik Fear not! For me, she is the best pony! Rarity sees beauty in everypony, and is just trying to bring it out! It's how she shows she cares! Also, Dressed for Success speaks to me - I've been in her place before. You say I am Rarity? I reply, tell me something I didn't already know.So now what is a fashionista to do? Oh I know~!Design dresses. BEAUTIFUL DRESSES!Hunt for jewels personally, to sell said dresses at exorbitant profit.Be flattered but ignorant about Spike's obvious affection.Freak out about dirt.Fuss about the details. Well, somepony has to! Twilight, you understand, don't you?Have an iiideeeeaaaa!!BAnd above all else, be ever so dramatic.
"What do?"Be fabulous, darling.
Force Rainbow Dash to always dress in style!
Make my room cleaner/tidier.
@Narwhals' Bendthen go meet Luna who is best pony.
Thank you dear.I can't believe some of you ponies. Just because one is ladylike and takes a pride in her (and others) appearance does not make her a shallow, stuck-up, bourgeois bitch.Oh, such horrid sentiments for such a lovely pony; for shame.
I would wear a fez. Because why not?Oh and go to the spa with Fluttershy, still while wearing the fez, and looking FAAAABLOUUUUUS while doing it.Also, drink the finest wine in ponyville.
What Hirro said.Also go about town whining, but following it up with something nice to make up for the other ponies suffering. Like giving out fine chocolates or something.Spend time at the spa, preferably with Fluttershy.Kiss Applejack tenderly.Yell in the middle of the street "How come in a town with a female to male ratio of ten to one I always wind up in a ten on one!?" in various tones of voice at different times of day.
I would also sing. And look gorgeous. And I'd go around calling everyone darling because only Rarity can do it well.
1. Get kidnapped by diamond dogs.2. "Complain" about work conditions.3. Get friends to help carry out six cartloads of gems.4. DEFINITE PROFIT!
@HeroInferno oh and one last thing, sing this -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSbXGsysAAk
Give Lady Gaga a much needed 101 in fashion, style, tact, and not being pretentious in your performances.
I sleep for as long as it takes me to turn into Applejack. (Unless we've gone full cycle and I somehow missed her)
I do MAGIC. And love sweetybell .
wait for Applejack.because WHO ELSE BUT APPLEJACK
So many envious ponies for such a fabulous individual. It's absolutely appalling, darlings.
conquer the world!what, you can't do that with dresses. Fine then. I'd be fabulous.
@BronodeI, for one, don't dislike her for being ladylike and such, I think she's nice and all. What I don't like about her is that she tries to make EVERYPONY ladylike. Like AJ and Rainbow (who are my fav's).
I would parade down the streets of ponyville ready to spread my fabulosity and take the haters down.I'd get spike to act as a little manpurse for me, and practice some generosity.
1. Make Dresses2. Complain(Whine)3. And lost but not least take care of Opal
@bobmortarMiss Applejack also has wanted Lady Rarity to stop fussing over the small stuff, and has tried to make her less ladylike. The contrasts between these ponies is what makes them absolutely fabulous.
BE THE FIERCEST BITCH IN PONYVILLE
1: Whine (BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE RARITY!!!!)2: Make something other than dresses and leave a note if Rarity comes back ("You need to expand your expertise; don't want to be a one-trick pony your whole life.")
Make some socks
Go BWAHAHA!!!! to everypony
ID BE STEPPIN SO FRESH WITH THE FLAIR LIKE RARITY!
1) find gems2) make dresses3) ???4) PROFIT!
1. Whine inside the Dragon Cave to get ALL the gems2. Design Celestia's dress to be a total troll3. Press Twilight to give me those fabulous butterfly wings again4. ????5. WAHAHA!
PAAAR.. wait ,that was yesterdayWell, Pinkie may be organising the season 2 party, Rarity will be handling the decorations! :D
Seduce the doctor to take me on a trip thourgh time and space
TELL THE INTERNET. Engulf Sweetie Belle.
have consensual sex in the missionary position purely for procreation purposes
Whine. Because I thought they wanted it.
First I'd go into the basement to see if there really is a hole for Sweetie Bell. I always wanted to see if that rumor was true. Next I would see if I can cause a new tread in Ponyville. I think matching cutie mark scarfs will be big this winter, So I'll make a start at that.
Put SB in the crawlspace.
Me as Rarity? Hmm.. Time for Spike to get laid XD
I would be completely fabulous.Also I'd sing because Rarity's singing voice is awesome.
I would be dragged to my destiny.
Make a bitchin' dress and wear it with no guilt.Haters gon' hate.
Fluttershy and AppleJack of course.
don't sleep with Rainbow Dash.(just like I said with Fluttershy)
Rariquest across the land! Travel far and wide!
Go out in search of Him, and when I find Him, I gouge his eyes out with his own horn for ruining Rar- I mean, our night.
Learn how to be fabulous, duh! I can't design or anything like that, so I'd try to learn as much as possible! (Then maybe I'd ACTUALLY have SOME sense of fashion (The ONLY thing I'm jealous of gay guys for.))So yeah, just learn about fashion, see how much knowledge I retain. Learn how to sew, ect. You know, boring bookworm stuff! XD
@Xian217Yes, you're right, I guess my argument is invalid.Also: Miss Applejack? lol :PBy now I came up with some ideas what I'd do if I'm Rarity:I'd ask Twilight to give me those fabulous butterfly wings again, but now I'd make sure to stay clear from the Sun. I'd also ask her to give Spike some wings. Then I'd teach him to fly. For fun.I'd also spend a lot of time with my little sister, because I love her so much.
I'm Rarity now? ...WAHAHAA!*Spa Time*
First I visit Fluttershy and get the autograph I asked for yesterday (when I was Fluttershy).Then... find Gems, LOTS of gems. Then I send them with the autograph to my house - my REAL house. (I'm sure it's possible... somehow...)Then... confusing Spike. Mwahahahahaha!I think that was it - the rest of the day I'm taking a nap or something. And eat. Eat a lot. It's not me, who is fat in the end! :D Tomorrow I'll be Applejack and than this whole "You are now..."-thing will be over... right?
Run around screaming in Rarity's oh so sexy voice :3
Totally mess with Spike, then get a horde of diamonds tjen go be Luna somehow.
Go to the spa with Fluttershy, talk her into modeling a few dresses for me, and use that as an excuse to get my flutter-hug at long last.Then go about my normal Rarity business. I have an image to maintain after all.
Don't know about being Rarity (though she's still cool, she's my least favorite pony), but I think the picture's just adorable.
Hug Sweetie Belle and tell her that she's gonna grow up to be the best singer ever. And then go to the spa with Fluttershy.
Find out where Sweetie Belle is, it's way too quiet around here.
SPREAD THE LOVE!
Well, as I can't sew anything more complicated than a button, so I might take the day off. I'll be another pony tomorrow, and I think Rarity has enough dresses made to last a day. I'm usually a gentleman, so I think I can act proper enough not to ruin her ladylike reputation while this is going on. I'd go talk to Twilight, see what spell she messed up, and try and figure out how to make it work in my favor while I'm still a unicorn.
Be happy as fuck ♥
Seduce Applejack of course :D
wallowing in whatever a pony is suposed to wallow in because im not as awesome as Twilight Sparkle
I faint because i an not believe I am best pony.
Check on the mirror how beautiful I am. Go to work letting the world know that beutiful persons exist.Oh wait I already did that. Ho Ho ho!
Begin work on my plan to find out why am I turning into the Mane 6, seeing as I can't find any help in Ponyville and asking Princess Celestia for help is a last resort.
I... honestly don't know. I guess I would hug Sweetie Belle, just because.
Oh DARLING! There's so much to do! I need to get pedicure, my couffeure needs to be redone, and theres all those dresses I'm behind on.. I simply don't have time to list things off to you.
make a dress for absolutely everything
Use my powers of whining to bend every single Diamond Dog to my will, and then use them as a personal dress making sweatshop workers. Profits will rise 300% in no time!
FOR I, AM, RARITY!BWHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAhhhhhh!I would make some ridiculous happy laughing noises.Then manipulate my way into ruling equestria.(Tell me that she couldn't do it if she really wanted to.)
I WHIP MY TAIL BACK AND FORTH!Then speak with a british-ish accent, because I love doing that.
Wallow in gems. I'm pretty sure that's what ponies are supposed to wallow in.
Go to the spa with Fluttershy, and buy Sweetie Belle her own fabrics to use.
Become an hero.
Rarity the dashing rogue, of course.Convince boys to take me to Canterlot.Convince guards to let me into the castle.Steal everything valuable.Get caught.Use slight of hoof to conceal a single item from the guards.Pick the cell lock with a hair pin.Sneak past the guards.Get a ride home.Sit by the fireplace and drink Celestia's finest wine (my prize).
Ruin a bunch of guys then make use of my fantastic archery skills as seen in Time Off.
Daww at my adorable little sister who just drew an adorable little drawing.Seriously, that picture is adorable.
-Be fabulous!-Become Twilight's BFF-Be fabulous!-Save Equestria with the mane six-Be fabulous!-Design for Celestia and Luna-Be fabulous!And of course be just absolutely magnificently fabulous!
Wallow in... whatever it is that poinies wallow in.
Everybody here is selfish :OFor you to be Rarity, Rarity would have to either no longer exist or exist as you.
BE F***ING FABULOUS!
Funny how when these posts started everyone was like "Be creeped out that my gender changed"But now everyone is all like "make tons of dresses!"xD
Bring Gothic Clothing out, the cool kind
Whine.All. The. Time.
Become an old crazy cat lady!
All the ponies around me dress in ugly clothes.Made dresses for ALL of them!
Start Project Runway: Equestria and become the Nina Garcia of ponies.
I'm Rarity?!Well since I'm now best pony I'd be the edge, the chic, the taste, the larger than life with just a hint of lace, the vanguard, the air, the vogue, the shi-shi, ooh oui-i, the pony a la mode.I'd sing You think you know fashion, well fashion's a stranger to Hoity Toity and then my life would be complete.
*look at self and see I'm really a pony* "WHA HA HA!"
1) Spa date with Fluttershy2) Design some nicer capes for the CMC3) Spend the rest of the day trying to convince Applejack she needs to try some different accessories. Cowboy hats won't be back in style for a few months yet.
Can't answer, Sweetie Bell too cute.
Create gala dresses for all of my friends.
Create authentic and perfect cosplay costumes of my favorite shows!
@boomerang503 What he said. And if I'm still Rarity after that, try out the spa along with Fluttershy just to see what it's like.
@Shannon What you said +1
Teach that bitch Opalescence who's the boss around here. Go to Canterlot and kick the shit out of Prince Blueblood. Find Photo Finish and knock him around for not realizing my talents (I would have a lot of grudges). Then take a nice bath and let the day wind down.
GOD YES! It was about damn time!I dont know what to do, but anything I'd do as rarity would be so awesome! Too bad unicorns cant fly though.
1) Let hair down2) Throw a massive party outside3) Participate in pie-eating competition4) Participate in Paintball Match5) Roll out giant cake, and then jump on top of it6) Be loud! Get tipsy! Take things to the next level!7) Be LOOOOOOOOOUD!!!8) Shower up, cool down, sleep well9) Pretend like nothing ever happened the next day.
Get everypony to dress up as video game characters!
Probably be upset that I'm stuck being worst pony
Why, whine everypony into submission for my every whim and desire of course, darling. That would be simply fabulous.
Be happy because I'm one of the great ponies.
Step 1) Realize I'm Rarity - WAHAHA!Step 2) Spa day with Fluttershy.Step 3) Gem Hunting, because I can *do* that. I've no eye for fashion, so I'll just let that stuff slide for a day while I build up a nice stockpile of gems.