Attempt a Sonic Rainboom (Or similar dangerous move), break my wings, end up living on the ground with one of my fiends shortly after becoming their lover.
At least that appears to be Rainbow's normal routine.
Freak out. I'M A PONY OHMAGAWD AND I'M ALSO RAINBOW DASH OMIGOSH WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGG Then probably figure out how to fly and/or figure out how I'm supposed to use the bathroom.
... Then fly to work and see if I still have a job. (Which I probably won't because I can see it being very hard to drive a truck with hooves. But it'll all be OK because I'mma PONY!)
I'm not Dashie... I'm her sis and can do such stuff as Dashie can, but still funny idea. And yes, Scootaloo is my sis, too. Wow... Related to a chicken!
Wonder how the hell i'm ment to use a toilet now that i'm female i'm a horse and that horses can't sit like humans then i would probably get a coke and fly for a bit
Assume it's a dream, mess up everypony's lives for fun, then realize it's not a dream and have to deal with the consequences in what would hopefully be an entertaining montage.
Settle into my new life for a tiny bit, and feel assured that if I'm Rainbow Dash, then surely Rainbow Dash is currently occupying my body, which would basically mean when I return to my original body my life will be better in so many ways it won't even be conceivable.
After I spend hours trying to figure out how to walk and fly, I try to escape from my new body and go back home. When that proves to be impossible, I slowly go insane at the knowledge that I can never see my friends and family, and my entire species, again and that I'm now stuck in the body of a female marshmallow pegasus.
I'd at least get Twilight to turn me into a male, cos I'm no transexual.
Assume Rainbow Dash's life, hit on everypony, keep score. Then feel bad and try to find out what happened to Rainbow Dash because she's awesome. If I get to stay as a copy of Rainbow Dash then I resume hitting on everypony, and joke about it with Pinkie Pie
Actually: TELL NO ONE. Then use my extensive knowledge of Grimdark and Sad fiction to avoid and prevent any and all Grimdark and Sad occurrences from happening to me or my friends.
1. Freak Out. Seriously, I get turned into a pony, genderchanged, AND I don't get Twilight Sparkle's awesome magic?! 2. Ask Twilight Sparkle for help. She probably caused this anyway. 3. SONIC RAINBOOM ALLLLLLLLLLL OVER THE PLACE while Twilight works on a counterspell, or at least something to turn me into a colt. Probably also trying to avoid thinking about internal plumbing at this point. 4. Definitely trying to avoid thinking about internal plumbing at this point. 5. Prove myself to be better than AJ, once and for all. YOU ALL KNOW IT'S TRUE! From there, I dunno... Wake up?
*thinking pose* Likely inform Twilight WTH just happened. Then, fly around. I've always wanted to fly. xD I wouldn't try a Sonic Rainboom though. I'm not suicidal xD
If possible, I'd probably have Twi make a body for myself, then get Dash back in her own; I'd feel bad for stealing it. xD
Take a nap, fly around clearing the sky in 10 seconds flat. then take another nap. and probably do a sonic rainboom, talk to twilight and find a way to fix this.
Go to Sugar Cube Corner and see if Pinkie has a blood covered basement. If she does, proceed to buck her in the face, ribs and legs. If not, go about my business.
"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmyhosh" "I'm a god damn freakin' PONY, HAY YEAH" "Wait, I'm Dash? YEAAAAAAAAH" *Dashes off* "That's coooool. Oh, wait a sec, and what about the REAL Dash? And that means I'm a FILLY? Oh shiiiiiiiiiit..."
I could also break my wings clean off in a minor incident and never be able to fly again after five minutes of being Rainbow Dash. Because my wings are made out of tissue paper and pipe cleaners.
1-notice I am Rainbow Dash 2-Wingboner 3-Notice Wingboner 4-Wingboner gets harder 5-strut around town with Wingboner causing much shock from nearby ponies until Rarity spots me and tries to get me to cover my shame 6-Act like flutter shy would in this situation to really freak Rarity out. 7-Find Pinkie and tell her I'm not really dash just to see how she reacts 8-Hug Scootaloo 9have crisis of consience and see what happened to the real dash 10-Fly a lot. 11- deux ex machina
-Touch myself inappropriately in front of a mirror -Make out with Pinkie Pie -Kick the shit out of clouds -Sonic Rainboom right into the middle of Ponyville just to see what happens -Hit on Spitfire/Get rejected/Swallow sadness/Send some faxes
We would open with me waking up at Rainbow Dash's home in her body. I would go about my morning routine like nothing was different but eventually the situation catches up to me. The camera zooms out, revealing Rainbow's cloud home, with me screaming. We then cut to the real Rainbow Dash that is waking up in my body. Que hilarious reaction shots. Throughout the entire ordeal, we'll cut back to Rainbow Dash as she makes mistakes with my body that would mostly serve as comedic filler. Cut back to me as I'm staring over the edge of the cloud. I'm terrible afraid of heights. This will be a running gag. Eventually, Rainbow's friend come to check up on her and the whole body swap gets revealed. We then go on wacky hijinks and we try to find the reason for the swap and a way to undo it. Eventually we get to a point where I have to overcome my fear of heights in order to save everyone. This would follow with me cheering, showing off my new found flying, crashing and vowing never to fly again. We would then have one of two endings. In ending one, it's revealed that there is no way to swap us back. It's a bit sad at first but eventually, Rainbow Dash and I realize that there are aspects from each others lives that we where missing in our own and we come to accept it. The ending would then go to a 'where are they now' type thing where it's revealed that Rainbow Dash becomes a champion NASCAR driver. The second, and much more likely ending, it that Rainbow and I switch back. Rainbow recounts to her friend all the crazy weird adventures she's had. We then cut to me and I say, “At least that's over with.” The camera then pans out revealing all the police, firemen, lawyers and dentists that have been chasing Rainbow Dash for the past half hour finally catching up to me. I fall to my knees and yell up to the sky, “RAINBOW DAAAASH!” We then cut to black and credits begin to roll.
Be nice to Scootaloo or attempt to seduce Applejack, whichever I happen upon first.
Probably the Applejack thing. Because I have no idea how I would find Scootaloo beyond hanging out near that clubhouse- that is on Apple Family property anyway.
1. take a while to figure out what's happened. not worry about why right now. 2. stretch my wings out, get a grip on how to move them and stuff. 3. try to fly and fulfill my life long dream 4. find out if my wings are really as sensitive as the stories say. 5. if they are, i'll probably spend the rest of the day in my room.
Obviously the smart thing to do first is start talking to yourself. Get a feel for who Rainbow Dash is inside. There's no way anyone who suddenly became Rainbow Dash (so awesome!) would somehow misplace her personality and memories and everything. RD is too awesome for that to happen to her. Stuff would probably go like this:
"WHAT. I'm Rainbow Dash!?!? What!?!?!?" Dude, chill. Of course you're Rainbow Dash! Who else would be this awesome? ....Rainbow Dash doesn't masturbate like that! "Um, wait, I shouldn't...uh...." Yeah, move those wings girl! "OMGOMGOMGOMG" See? 20% cooler. Now do a barrel roll. "OMGOMG-
OH SWEET INTERNET, SUDDENLY I'M WRITING THE BEGINNINGS OF A PORNOGRAPHIC FANFICTION.
Jeez the above is funny. I'm fairly sure that I'm not gonna ever continue that ridiculous thing, but it's silly enough that I'm posting it anyways. :p
Your name is RAINBOW DASH. You are a RAINBOW COLORED PEGASUS, who has an UNCANNY ABILITY TO CREATE RAINBOW COLORED SONIC BOOMS, otherwise known as a SONIC RAINBOOM. You enjoy COMPETITIONS, especially RACING. You hope to fly with your heroes one day, the WONDERBOLTS, and become a member of their RACING TEAM.
What will you do?
-RD: Whinny like a crazy horse and make out with poster of Spitfire.-
That is an incredibly ridiculous idea. You would never do such a thing.
I would find the closest mirror and examine every inch of my new frame. I would proudly flex and move my wonderfuly new wings, making sure I knew how well my new body could work. ( saying the knowledge to use the new frame and fly are already implanted into memory ) I would run outside and take flight. After a few hours of flying I would find the nearest puffy cushy cloud and take a nap. When I awake I would find some of my closest friends and brag about it. ( not going to be ignorant mind you ) Then I would find some people I had issues with in the past and annoy the hay out of them. (Never once letting them know who or what I am, by hiding myself and playing little pranks) Oh boy! I would love every second. Find someone to give me a wing massage... :D
But, I would still always wonder and dream of what it would be like to be a unicorn. To have magical power at my disposal. ( yes I have horn envy ) Even If I was RBD.
1. Feel awesome because I am Rainbow Dash. 2. Go find a mirror and see if ponies actually have the physical requirements to reproduce or just have a solid plot like the show. 3. Get a wingboner when they do have the means for reproduction. 4. Go fly around super fast. 5. Roll around on a cloud. 6. Go find some hawt mares. 7. Fly to Canterlot and see Princess Luna because she is best pony (and a hawt mare). 8. More hawt mares. 9. More hawt mares because Dash is totally a lesbian and all the hawt mares love her. 10. Take a nap. Tired from too much hawt mares.
1) Attempt to go through my Lucid Dreaming routine. a) Am I dreaming? b) Put hand over mouth and nose and try to breath c) Hoof my muzzle in the face d) Attempt to rub hands together even though I don't know if I'm dreaming or not. e) Clop hooves together and fall forward because My front legs are off of the ground 2) Realize I am actually a fucking pony. a) make this face /)^3^(\ b) say "SO AWESOME" 3) Wonder for a brief moment why I don't really care to make music. 4) Dismiss the thought in a rather careless manner and go fly, because I am rainbow dash.
That is the first thing I'd do. Who knows what sick, and or very appropriate things I'd do after that.
*looks at comments* ... Wondering, what all the Rainbow Dash's are doing here. ._.
Nah. I guess I would think it's just a dream, or something - so I'd enjoy it as long as I am a pony. ^^ And... when I realize, that it isn't a dream, I would try to find a way back. Or at least get an own body - and than try to find out, how my friends can become ponies, too.
And of course, trying to fly. If I'm good at it, I might try a Sonic Rainboom...
Execute a series of low altitude sonic rainbooms over the homes of ponies I dislike, then, after I'm bored out of my skull, find Gilda and orbital drop on that bitch.
After I spend hours trying to figure out how to walk and fly, I try to escape from my new body and go back home. When that proves to be impossible, I slowly go insane at the knowledge that I can never see my friends and family, and my entire species, again and that I'm now stuck in the body of a female marshmallow pegasus.
Fly. Duh. Shoouldn't take long to learn, i have quite a lot of experience and knowledge of flight. Be awesome. Then go do a sonic rainboom at low altitude. Then go find a way back to home.
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FLY!
Two words: RAIN BOOM.
Find some candy vag!
Wonder who exactly hacked seth's Account
Attempt a Sonic Rainboom (Or similar dangerous move), break my wings, end up living on the ground with one of my fiends shortly after becoming their lover.
At least that appears to be Rainbow's normal routine.
Zoom about Equestria for a while, then find a way to be Fluttershy.
Inform Twilight Sparkle
FLYYY~
Do a Sonic Rainboom twice :D
A SOCKIN' RAINBOOM, AND WHEN THAT DOESN'T WORK, I'LL DO 8B BILLION SONIC RAINBOOMS¡!¡!¡!¡!¡
Be awesome.
A DOUBLE SONIC RAINBOOM!
why the flippin' pony do I now have Tail's theme song from Sonic Adventure 1 stuck in my head? o.o
Sonic Rainboom, generally be awesome, then FlutterDash time XD
What? FlutterDash is already my OTP and Fluttershy is totally the pony to go for anyway. Fluttershy is best pony.
Freak out. I'M A PONY OHMAGAWD AND I'M ALSO RAINBOW DASH OMIGOSH WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGG
Then probably figure out how to fly and/or figure out how I'm supposed to use the bathroom.
Be rather shocked that I switched species, gender and world, and wonder what poor RD will think of being stuck as me. :p
Nap. Things have been a little hectic lately
Find Scootaloo and abuse her.
I have wings. I FLY!
Sleep... On a cloud... With Pinky...
Pinkie Pie
Get ye flask
Freak out a little bit.
Get a wingboner... and be very happy.
... Then fly to work and see if I still have a job. (Which I probably won't because I can see it being very hard to drive a truck with hooves. But it'll all be OK because I'mma PONY!)
Somehow become a male pony and ask Fluttershy out on a date. Eeyup.
Confuse her friends with my lack of flying and walking with 4 legs skills.
Fly!
And save a lot of money since I don't need to use airplanes anymore.
Do a barrel roll?
fly and get a wingboner
Be 20% cooler
I'm not Dashie... I'm her sis and can do such stuff as Dashie can, but still funny idea. And yes, Scootaloo is my sis, too. Wow... Related to a chicken!
Pinkie Pie. Duh.
Probably say 'oh shit, I'm a pony' and then do pony stuff like a pony.
Get mildly peeved because the feather-brained mailmare has yet to deliver the letter greenlighting my application to become a Wonderbolt.
Be awesome, of course.
get used to the gender swap and the fact that I have wings. <.<
OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!
Wonder how the hell i'm ment to use a toilet now that i'm female
i'm a horse
and that horses can't sit like humans
then i would probably get a coke and fly for a bit
First, I would be shocked after discovering that I am a pony, but I would probably recover quickly.
Second, seeing as RD would probably be on a cloud when the switch happens, I would teach myself how to fly.
Third, I would probably find somepony who could help me figure out what happened. Most likely Twilight.
Yeah, I'm a sad sack of boring, sorry. ;_;
Chill on a cloud. I can fly later.
Move the clouds and melt the white snow.
I mourn my lack of thumbs, Then I stop mourning and be AWESOME instead. True Story
First thing I would do is be 20% cooler than every pony! That's... kinda a given, I guess.
LOL 10 ratings, already 5 stars.
Fly through the clouds like I´ve always wanted to try ;_;
Masturbate.
IT HAD TO BE DONE.
Get a boyfriend, just to shut everypony up.
@Coke and Cola
That's because Rainbow Dash is awesome.
I'm RainbowDash, theres nothing left to do! That's the pinnacle of my life's story right there.
Alteritavely, RainbowDash: >Go Dennis
Do two fuckin' Sonic Rainbooms at the same time. O_O
And then be shipped with every primary, secondary, and tertiary character in Equestria. Also at the same time. ^_~
Experience the joy of flying without mechanical aid and expand my horizons...also SONIC RAINBOOM!
I'm very afraid of all the comments I'm going to see here.
fly around, on some monuments, get on the news, hide in a could. Also plan to totally ruin the 2012 olympics because the Iron Pony wasn't invited.
take a nap on a cloud
Wake up.
Explode. Twice
Hang out with Pinkie Pie! :D
Step 1: Fly
Step 2: Be awesome
Step 3: ???
Step 4: PROFIT!
I need to sleep on it.
PARTY LIKE ITS ON SALE FOR $19.95!!!!!! and maybe a rainboom or two :D
Fluttershy
Assume it's a dream, mess up everypony's lives for fun, then realize it's not a dream and have to deal with the consequences in what would hopefully be an entertaining montage.
Because I probalby won't be albe to fly at first... and because I'm FREAKING RAINBOW DASH!
http://mylittlefacewhen.com/media/original/130082813181.gif
1) Realize I'm a pony
2) Panic
3) Realize "Wait, I'm a pony!"
4) Figure out how it happened and ensure it remains permenant.
@FlutterDash
I see you have the right idea XD
Settle into my new life for a tiny bit, and feel assured that if I'm Rainbow Dash, then surely Rainbow Dash is currently occupying my body, which would basically mean when I return to my original body my life will be better in so many ways it won't even be conceivable.
find Spitfire! and fly. yes, lots of flying.
Get cut up and mutilated
1. Huge gasp.
2. "OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH"
3. [wingboner]
4. /)^3^(\
I would do lots of flying. I've always dreamt of flying. Then I will attempt a Sonic Rainboom
do a sonic rainboom
Find Celestia and scream out in public."HOW COME YOU NEVER CAME BACK HOME MOMMY?! Then get banished somewhere but you only wanted the first thing.
Do a barrel roll!
After I spend hours trying to figure out how to walk and fly, I try to escape from my new body and go back home. When that proves to be impossible, I slowly go insane at the knowledge that I can never see my friends and family, and my entire species, again and that I'm now stuck in the body of a female marshmallow pegasus.
I'd at least get Twilight to turn me into a male, cos I'm no transexual.
EVERYPONY.
Dress in style.
@Kavonn
BAHAHAHAHAHAHahah...oh boy that was a good one XD
I can nap on clouds? You better bet I'm going to get a nap now!
Go to the library and start TwiDash.
Assume Rainbow Dash's life, hit on everypony, keep score.
Then feel bad and try to find out what happened to Rainbow Dash because she's awesome.
If I get to stay as a copy of Rainbow Dash then I resume hitting on everypony, and joke about it with Pinkie Pie
Fly. :3 Doesn't matter where. Just fast, far and high.
Find Fluttershy, and hug her! Because she deserves it.
do a sonicrainboom... in backward
Actually: TELL NO ONE. Then use my extensive knowledge of Grimdark and Sad fiction to avoid and prevent any and all Grimdark and Sad occurrences from happening to me or my friends.
> Quickly retrieve legs from drawer!
Fly, fast, high.
Tell Scootaloo she's 20% cooler than every other filly in all of Equestria.
Fly,be faster than the original RD and STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM PINKIE PIE (becuz CUPCAKES)
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
I would probably have a heart attack for the excitement
Freakout then flai!!
1. Freak Out. Seriously, I get turned into a pony, genderchanged, AND I don't get Twilight Sparkle's awesome magic?!
2. Ask Twilight Sparkle for help. She probably caused this anyway.
3. SONIC RAINBOOM ALLLLLLLLLLL OVER THE PLACE while Twilight works on a counterspell, or at least something to turn me into a colt. Probably also trying to avoid thinking about internal plumbing at this point.
4. Definitely trying to avoid thinking about internal plumbing at this point.
5. Prove myself to be better than AJ, once and for all. YOU ALL KNOW IT'S TRUE!
From there, I dunno... Wake up?
*thinking pose*
Likely inform Twilight WTH just happened.
Then, fly around. I've always wanted to fly. xD
I wouldn't try a Sonic Rainboom though. I'm not suicidal xD
If possible, I'd probably have Twi make a body for myself, then get Dash back in her own; I'd feel bad for stealing it. xD
Most likely accidentally ruin Rainbow Dash's reputation, forever trashing her chances of becoming a Wonderbolt :(
Banshees! Coming in low and fast!
Wait...Seth, did you become Rainbow Dash?
Nap onna cloud of course!
Wonder why the fuck I'm now rainbow dash, and then fly around doing tricks. Then talk to Twilight.
Be confused, scream, yell, and generally fly into walls as I figure out to pilot this new 4-legged body.
Look for food
WINGBONER.
Fly. Then sleep on a cloud.
Find Twi, fulfill OTP dreams.
And then ask her why I'm like this.
Find Twilight Sparkle.
I'd fly, sleep on clouds, make sonic rainbooms, cook spicy rainbow food, teach scootaloo how to fly, and then then of course: Hunt for some ladies :P
I always think of rainbowdash as rather more of a boy than a girl. She's practically androgynous(looks and acts like both genders).
Take a nap, fly around clearing the sky in 10 seconds flat. then take another nap. and probably do a sonic rainboom, talk to twilight and find a way to fix this.
Fly.
I mean, seriously. Who the hell wouldn't want to do that?
Pinkie Pie!
easy. I would make a 100x100 picture of myself in minecraft. Know what? That's what I'm gonna do now. c ya in a few hours *flies away*
Go to Sugar Cube Corner and see if Pinkie has a blood covered basement. If she does, proceed to buck her in the face, ribs and legs. If not, go about my business.
Fly as much as I can!
"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmyhosh"
"I'm a god damn freakin' PONY, HAY YEAH"
"Wait, I'm Dash? YEAAAAAAAAH"
*Dashes off*
"That's coooool. Oh, wait a sec, and what about the REAL Dash? And that means I'm a FILLY? Oh shiiiiiiiiiit..."
What would I do? Gilda of course.
First, awww sweet! I'm Rainbow Dash!
Second, pull off awesome pranks on my friends with Pinkie Pie.
Third, give Fluttershy a wingboner.
Fourth, buck my job as a weather mare and relax on a cloud.
Fifth, zzzzzzzzzz...
Murder.
Fucking.
Everyone.
I can fly, who's going to stop me?
what would i do?
Sleep with every mare in ponyville....
@mirroreuler
You've already got legs flip-flop!
>RD: Fly in tight circles screaming "OHMIGOSHOHMIGOSHOHMIGOSHOHMIGOSH!"
What would I do? To quote a semi-famous pony video:
"About to get all Sonic Rainboom on these bitches!"
I could also break my wings clean off in a minor incident and never be able to fly again after five minutes of being Rainbow Dash. Because my wings are made out of tissue paper and pipe cleaners.
FML.
I'am not Rainbow Dash.
Make some thunder!
Do Everything in 10 seconds flat and become 20% cooler everytime i do something :3
Makeout with Fluttershy
Fly to England.
Tap on friend's window.
Wave hoof.
Get biggest hug I have ever recieved. =)
Ask her how I am going to tell my GF about turning into a pegasus pony. @_@;
Chat about how awesome it is for hours and hours. <3
@DIEDIEDIE765
Princess Trollestia. She likes to ruin the fun.
Retrieve arms from cloud closet
Write "My Little Human" fanfiction.
@Nicholas ... Yes they can, LYRA!
1-notice I am Rainbow Dash
2-Wingboner
3-Notice Wingboner
4-Wingboner gets harder
5-strut around town with Wingboner causing much shock from nearby ponies until Rarity spots me and tries to get me to cover my shame
6-Act like flutter shy would in this situation to really freak Rarity out.
7-Find Pinkie and tell her I'm not really dash just to see how she reacts
8-Hug Scootaloo
9have crisis of consience and see what happened to the real dash
10-Fly a lot.
11- deux ex machina
1. Entice Fluttershy.
2. Become Wonderbolt.
3. Eat Clouds.
Do Pinkie Pie.
Go so fast I break the fabric of time and space.
I wouldn't know!
Get somebody to race me. Then take a nap on a tree afterwards. What else?
Hang out with Scootaloo
I'm with the majority here. Pinkie Pie.
-Touch myself inappropriately in front of a mirror
-Make out with Pinkie Pie
-Kick the shit out of clouds
-Sonic Rainboom right into the middle of Ponyville just to see what happens
-Hit on Spitfire/Get rejected/Swallow sadness/Send some faxes
One word: Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh.
(shut up that's one word because I say so)
I'd start punching tree's for wood to build a shelter before nightfall
Do all the air tricks I can handle, duh. Including a (probably unsuccessful) attempt to do a Sonic Rainboom.
Bug Twilight till she agrees to de-clone me backwards.
Knowing my metal health i would just probably just start spastic-ly laughing...
Steal Pinkie's job of breaking the 4th wall.
We would open with me waking up at Rainbow Dash's home in her body. I would go about my morning routine like nothing was different but eventually the situation catches up to me. The camera zooms out, revealing Rainbow's cloud home, with me screaming.
We then cut to the real Rainbow Dash that is waking up in my body. Que hilarious reaction shots. Throughout the entire ordeal, we'll cut back to Rainbow Dash as she makes mistakes with my body that would mostly serve as comedic filler.
Cut back to me as I'm staring over the edge of the cloud. I'm terrible afraid of heights. This will be a running gag. Eventually, Rainbow's friend come to check up on her and the whole body swap gets revealed. We then go on wacky hijinks and we try to find the reason for the swap and a way to undo it. Eventually we get to a point where I have to overcome my fear of heights in order to save everyone. This would follow with me cheering, showing off my new found flying, crashing and vowing never to fly again.
We would then have one of two endings. In ending one, it's revealed that there is no way to swap us back. It's a bit sad at first but eventually, Rainbow Dash and I realize that there are aspects from each others lives that we where missing in our own and we come to accept it. The ending would then go to a 'where are they now' type thing where it's revealed that Rainbow Dash becomes a champion NASCAR driver.
The second, and much more likely ending, it that Rainbow and I switch back. Rainbow recounts to her friend all the crazy weird adventures she's had. We then cut to me and I say, “At least that's over with.” The camera then pans out revealing all the police, firemen, lawyers and dentists that have been chasing Rainbow Dash for the past half hour finally catching up to me. I fall to my knees and yell up to the sky, “RAINBOW DAAAASH!” We then cut to black and credits begin to roll.
Sonic Rainboom of course.
Being 20% cooler than everypony else has its kicks.
SPREAD THE LOVE!
Wonder what happened to Rainbow Dash, rather than worrying about myself.
If ah was rainbow dash ah'd fly all over equestria doin amazin tricks that would be sure to impress the wonder bolts
Step 1: Cause "Rocket to Insanity" to occur.
Step 2: Await returning to self.
Be nice to Scootaloo or attempt to seduce Applejack, whichever I happen upon first.
Probably the Applejack thing. Because I have no idea how I would find Scootaloo beyond hanging out near that clubhouse- that is on Apple Family property anyway.
Probably fall out of the sky and crash. Then fall over a lot because I'd be unfamiliar with the way ponies leg's work.
1. take a while to figure out what's happened. not worry about why right now.
2. stretch my wings out, get a grip on how to move them and stuff.
3. try to fly and fulfill my life long dream
4. find out if my wings are really as sensitive as the stories say.
5. if they are, i'll probably spend the rest of the day in my room.
@private-enemy
You win (like a boss)
*Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…*
Fly around.
Yeah it's common and overdone, but it'd be bloody awesome to fly!
Fight for justice using my speed
*Wake up on a cloud*
So I'm Rainbow Dash.
*Lie back down, rest hooves behind head*
I could get used to this.
@Scootaloo So very canon.
Obviously the smart thing to do first is start talking to yourself. Get a feel for who Rainbow Dash is inside. There's no way anyone who suddenly became Rainbow Dash (so awesome!) would somehow misplace her personality and memories and everything. RD is too awesome for that to happen to her. Stuff would probably go like this:
"WHAT. I'm Rainbow Dash!?!? What!?!?!?" Dude, chill. Of course you're Rainbow Dash! Who else would be this awesome? ....Rainbow Dash doesn't masturbate like that! "Um, wait, I shouldn't...uh...." Yeah, move those wings girl! "OMGOMGOMGOMG" See? 20% cooler. Now do a barrel roll. "OMGOMG-
OH SWEET INTERNET, SUDDENLY I'M WRITING THE BEGINNINGS OF A PORNOGRAPHIC FANFICTION.
Jeez the above is funny. I'm fairly sure that I'm not gonna ever continue that ridiculous thing, but it's silly enough that I'm posting it anyways. :p
Spend the day With Scootaloo :P I still feel guilty about that applecore...
make this face: /)^3^(\
beat up Scootaloo
teach her how to fly
she loves me again
sonic rainboom
hang out with scootaloo, becuase she deserves my attention
Go hang out with Fluttershy, obviously. XD
Try to fly by jumping off a cliff but fall to my death due tome not knowing how to use my wings
GET MARRIED TO...um, you know, uh...........never mind...
I go hit on Applejack.
Never thought I'd say that...
Spend the next hour just flying, glorying in the sheer adulation of being free from gravity.
1) Nap
2) Nap
3) ????
4) PROFIT!!
Your name is RAINBOW DASH. You are a RAINBOW COLORED PEGASUS, who has an UNCANNY ABILITY TO CREATE RAINBOW COLORED SONIC BOOMS, otherwise known as a SONIC RAINBOOM. You enjoy COMPETITIONS, especially RACING. You hope to fly with your heroes one day, the WONDERBOLTS, and become a member of their RACING TEAM.
What will you do?
-RD: Whinny like a crazy horse and make out with poster of Spitfire.-
That is an incredibly ridiculous idea. You would never do such a thing.
But the Spitfire poster...those eyes...
It beckons.
I would find the closest mirror and examine every inch of my new frame. I would proudly flex and move my wonderfuly new wings, making sure I knew how well my new body could work. ( saying the knowledge to use the new frame and fly are already implanted into memory ) I would run outside and take flight. After a few hours of flying I would find the nearest puffy cushy cloud and take a nap. When I awake I would find some of my closest friends and brag about it. ( not going to be ignorant mind you ) Then I would find some people I had issues with in the past and annoy the hay out of them. (Never once letting them know who or what I am, by hiding myself and playing little pranks) Oh boy! I would love every second. Find someone to give me a wing massage... :D
But, I would still always wonder and dream of what it would be like to be a unicorn. To have magical power at my disposal. ( yes I have horn envy ) Even If I was RBD.
Sleep, Fly, Sleep, Sleep, realize the awkwardness of genderswap, sleep and FLLLLLLYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
*…eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…*
Go and kick all the shipfreaks' asses!
Applejack.
Then the task of becoming Twilight Sparkle.
Ten Sonic. Rainbooms. In a row. Because I can.
Fly high, Fly fast
@pauliewx You are my fucking hero.
Get the little pony in my head to stop bouncing around Pinkie Pie style and letting off a barrage of squee-ing noises.
Then get 31 orgasms.
Then find out what the heck is going on.
1. Feel awesome because I am Rainbow Dash.
2. Go find a mirror and see if ponies actually have the physical requirements to reproduce or just have a solid plot like the show.
3. Get a wingboner when they do have the means for reproduction.
4. Go fly around super fast.
5. Roll around on a cloud.
6. Go find some hawt mares.
7. Fly to Canterlot and see Princess Luna because she is best pony (and a hawt mare).
8. More hawt mares.
9. More hawt mares because Dash is totally a lesbian and all the hawt mares love her.
10. Take a nap. Tired from too much hawt mares.
1) Attempt to go through my Lucid Dreaming routine.
a) Am I dreaming?
b) Put hand over mouth and nose and try to breath
c) Hoof my muzzle in the face
d) Attempt to rub hands together even though I don't know if I'm dreaming or not.
e) Clop hooves together and fall forward because My front legs are off of the ground
2) Realize I am actually a fucking pony.
a) make this face /)^3^(\
b) say "SO AWESOME"
3) Wonder for a brief moment why I don't really care to make music.
4) Dismiss the thought in a rather careless manner and go fly, because I am rainbow dash.
That is the first thing I'd do. Who knows what sick, and or very appropriate things I'd do after that.
ENJOY BEING RAINBOW DASH.
Find the other 5 and kiss+hug them.
I'd probably freak out first, and later on i'd take a nap on a cloud, just to find out how that feels.
*looks at comments*
... Wondering, what all the Rainbow Dash's are doing here. ._.
Nah. I guess I would think it's just a dream, or something - so I'd enjoy it as long as I am a pony. ^^
And... when I realize, that it isn't a dream, I would try to find a way back. Or at least get an own body - and than try to find out, how my friends can become ponies, too.
And of course, trying to fly. If I'm good at it, I might try a Sonic Rainboom...
Execute a series of low altitude sonic rainbooms over the homes of ponies I dislike, then, after I'm bored out of my skull, find Gilda and orbital drop on that bitch.
After I spend hours trying to figure out how to walk and fly, I try to escape from my new body and go back home. When that proves to be impossible, I slowly go insane at the knowledge that I can never see my friends and family, and my entire species, again and that I'm now stuck in the body of a female marshmallow pegasus.
This.
Try to find a way to give RD back her body.
(And maybe in the process see how much of a speed demon RD's body can be.)
...This is a Brony personailty test, isn't it Seth? You can tell a lot about some people by these answers.
My own answer: Fly. I've always wanted to fly.
Sonic rainboom all the way across the sky! Yeah yeaaahhh so intense.
Find Pinkie Pie, explain, receive uncanny insight, stage musical number to celebrate.
Seth: I love Rainbow Dash!
Matt: No Seth, you ARE Rainbow Dash!
And then Seth was Rainbow Dash.
Fly. Duh. Shoouldn't take long to learn, i have quite a lot of experience and knowledge of flight. Be awesome. Then go do a sonic rainboom at low altitude. Then go find a way back to home.
I'd find AJ and makeout. Then practice flight after my wingboner dies down.
@Coconutswallow Sonic rainboom, baby!
Fly around and enjoy the view.
Then map out all of Equestria, and get Spike to send it to my house, so I can post it here.
1. Hit on Applejack
2. Play seashells
Wonder why the heck I'm Rainbow Dash in the first place. ._.;
I would honestly not know what I would do, I would prob just wing it :P
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