She became a fillyfooler because the Twilight novels made her gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Thus the joke of the fic... Well, that and bashing Twilight.
I've only vaguely heard of Twilight(novels) and then when the words "sparkly vampires" comes up... my mind went into heavy avoidance mode.
In fact I skipped a lot of text in this fic... or blacked it out... whatever, it was still humorous that it made Twilight a filly fulfiller. (I've been looking into a study of pony dialect. I am currently trying to figure out how many ways you can exclaim same gendered relationships with ponies. I am doing this in both genders mind you and if someone would make a list of suggestions then that will be fine. If not I will despair a little and move on with my life.)
This seemed very rushed. While the curse set upon Stephanie Myers novels do indeed turn some homosexual (This always being the case if a male reads, studies show), It still seemed... off. Can't quite put my hoof on it.
Whatever, I think we all know that the sequel series about Nibbles and Chocolate Rake the weregriffon's predestined romance will be the crown jewel of the Ponyville library.
Twilight (the book) was, in lamyman's terms, gay, so what I believe I am seeing here is Twilight storing the information into her brain as, "Twilight is gay."
Goofy, but(t) fun. Some parts of it are probably flying right over my head as I've never read Twilight, but hey, Twilight writing fillyfooler is relatively close to Apple Bloom saying fillylover, right?.
The extracts from the in-universe fictional book were just painful to read. I'm seriously considering going and hunting down the paracetamol for the headache it gave me.
Gah, and it was looking to be so good until it turned into fillyfooling nonsense. I was hoping for Twilight to go on a homicidal rage against all of creation or kill the Stephenie Mare or something.
Twilight is not a series to be tossed aside lightly. It should be hurled with great force.
I enjoyed this fic, and I reckon that the romance in Twilight was so utterly disgusting that it turned the poor dear off colts for life. Not that I'm complaining. TwiLuna is all kinds of adorable.
ffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU i actually read the series and by the way they are perfectly straight so shove the gay opinions back in your throats oaky? But this was ughhhhghfhggfhhghgdjzgccyvj... That is the only word to describe it
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lol how did she become a fillyfooler at the end?
@Anonymous
She became a fillyfooler because the Twilight novels made her gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Thus the joke of the fic... Well, that and bashing Twilight.
@Roy G. Biv
I didn't think there was anything wrong with it either. It was an entertaining story!
Heh, I thought the joke was the she found the Twilight book so repulsive that it turned her sexual orientation around.
She was either gay before and pushed over the edge into self acknowledgement, or Twilight makes you gay.
I'm fine with both assertions.
And this, Ladies and Gentlecolts, is why we do not read Twilight.
That was one of the funniest fan fictions I have read on this site. It was beautiful.
I've only vaguely heard of Twilight(novels) and then when the words "sparkly vampires" comes up... my mind went into heavy avoidance mode.
In fact I skipped a lot of text in this fic... or blacked it out... whatever, it was still humorous that it made Twilight a filly fulfiller. (I've been looking into a study of pony dialect. I am currently trying to figure out how many ways you can exclaim same gendered relationships with ponies. I am doing this in both genders mind you and if someone would make a list of suggestions then that will be fine. If not I will despair a little and move on with my life.)
At least Luna gets a happy ending here.
Heh. I'm so glad it's still culturally acceptable to bash Twilight.
Plus, it's always great to see Luna get some love.
"It's finally happened, Twilight Sparkle. You've lost your heterosexuality."
TwilightXLuna = my OTP, and that made this even more awesome than it already was.
No cure please.
This seemed very rushed. While the curse set upon Stephanie Myers novels do indeed turn some homosexual (This always being the case if a male reads, studies show), It still seemed... off. Can't quite put my hoof on it.
Did I just say "Put my hoof on it"?
God dammit, Lauren.
Whatever, I think we all know that the sequel series about Nibbles and Chocolate Rake the weregriffon's predestined romance will be the crown jewel of the Ponyville library.
Twilight (the book) was, in lamyman's terms, gay, so what I believe I am seeing here is Twilight storing the information into her brain as, "Twilight is gay."
Best ever.
@bubsAKAvermin
>> happy ending
Just the idea of Fluttershy considering this to be normal romance fills me with terror.
@Zarkanorf
>Twilight is gay
What you did there... I see it.
....what the fuck I just read?...
As much as I like the term 'fillyfooler' it sounds kind of derogatory...
@Badgerhead
Foolin' around with fillies.
Makes sense to me.
Fluttershy liking Twilight is what really ruined this for me. Cupcakes ain't got nothing on this character-destroying shit.
Goofy, but(t) fun. Some parts of it are probably flying right over my head as I've never read Twilight, but hey, Twilight writing fillyfooler is relatively close to Apple Bloom saying fillylover, right?.
ah told yall nuthin good would come from sparkly vampires that dont burst into flames .2 seconds later
Huh. If this is what Fluttershy's idea of love comes from, that explains something about her reaction at the GGG.
The extracts from the in-universe fictional book were just painful to read. I'm seriously considering going and hunting down the paracetamol for the headache it gave me.
Oh dear god. The book was SO bad, it made her gay. That's HILARIOUS! XD
Gah, and it was looking to be so good until it turned into fillyfooling nonsense. I was hoping for Twilight to go on a homicidal rage against all of creation or kill the Stephenie Mare or something.
Twilight is not a series to be tossed aside lightly. It should be hurled with great force.
I enjoyed this fic, and I reckon that the romance in Twilight was so utterly disgusting that it turned the poor dear off colts for life. Not that I'm complaining. TwiLuna is all kinds of adorable.
@Zarkanorf
"Twilight is gay". I feel like an idiot for not seeing that.
Well, this sure made me laugh. Is the real Twilight (the book, not the pony) really as bad as it was in this fic?
Ok now i want a sequal!!!
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i actually read the series and by the way they are perfectly straight so shove the gay opinions back in your throats oaky? But this was ughhhhghfhggfhhghgdjzgccyvj... That is the only word to describe it
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