I still don't understand how something as simple as un-derping Derpy can not only clone her, but teleport all of us to Mars. She sure does know how to screw things up royally.
I guess it was inevitable though. Pretty much every [Crossover] story in the archive has some form of miss-cast magic. Why it always involves other dimensions and time travel, I will never know.
I'll go find Luna. We should be back in equestria by tomorrow if she isn't off checking the local martian settlements for new deals on brand name hoof warming devices.
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4,999 comments:
OH GOD EVERYTHING IS SO ORANGEY BROWN
ReplyDeleteSilly twilight, you know better than to try to un-derp the Derpy family~
ReplyDeleteEven seth notices this fic writers. Come up with a new plot device for crossovers already!
ReplyDeleteCelestia Damn It!
ReplyDeleteWait... So something's wrong with all the crossover stories?
ReplyDelete*confused*
~Dark~
we're in spaaaaaace!
ReplyDeleteOh poor Ponyville! With five Derpys, it will take 3125 times longer for male to be delivered!
ReplyDelete*whacks Twilight upside the head* smooth move bookworm! now how we gonna get off this dead rock?!
ReplyDeleteugh! screw me with Celestia's forehooves!>.<
@sotha
ReplyDelete*mail
Oh my, my poor spelling. It has been Derped.
What is this place
ReplyDeletefilled with so many red rocks?
Is there an Alicorn for raising mars?
ReplyDeleteOH. Are we banished to the mars for a thousand years?
Can I be Nightmare Mars?
Poor Luna, now she has TWO moons to look after...
ReplyDelete@zZDarkMemoriesZz
ReplyDeleteThere is not a problem in any specific story using this plot device.
It is however a bit repetive when most of them uses the same one.
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Vegetalss4
Wait, how are we alive without any atmosphere?
ReplyDeleteYou cannot simply un-derp Ditsy Doo. The Derp is legion! Derp never forgives. Derp never forgets. expect it.
ReplyDelete@Krystal
ReplyDeleteAw, so violent with Twilight1 it was an honest mistake!....A bad one, but still! lol
But wait isn't there no oxygen here. :<
ReplyDeleteThis is by far the most random thing that has ever happened on this site.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love it.
See the bright side: now the mails are delivered 5 times as fast as before.
ReplyDeleteLittle Green Ponies!
ReplyDeletePoor Rarity...
I would simply like to point out that "Better Living Through Science and Ponies" and "Creeping Darkness" do not rely on the "Twilight Messed it Up" Trope.
ReplyDeleteThis wasn't Twilight's fault! Flutterby sabotaged her spell!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteI'm proud of you, son.
Join the Derp legion today, muffins tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteWith all the miss-casted spells Twilight's supposedly done, you wonder HOW she got to be the Princesses Personal Student.
ReplyDeleteThis wouldn't have happened if Trixie was here; At least then it'd be like, Jupiter or something...
@ZeldaFan777
ReplyDelete*gasps and gags her face turning blue* can't.....breath.....no....oxygen.............................
What if we had Rarity mess up some spells? Would that be better?
ReplyDeleteSomething doesn't feel right....like the fact this may be the set up for a Doom crossover. Be right back, I'm gonna go grab a BFG and plasma rifle.
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS THE PART WHERE SHE SENDS YOU TO MARS
ReplyDelete[/Hostile Ponies sighted
ReplyDelete[/Origin:Equestria]
[/Initiate Cleansing]
What is this i don't even...
ReplyDeleteWhat is this, Twilight Sparkle messes up for once? This most definitely pleases The Great and Powerful Trixie!
ReplyDelete@ScalierHat
Trixie would have you know she prefers Saturn thank you very much!
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ReplyDeleteAwww hayseed
ReplyDeleteYou know, for a few moments I thought there was an MLP-looking formation on Mars that someone had spotted.
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, I'm a little disappointed now.
Take me to your mares... now D=
ReplyDeleteDerp.
Well, were on mars, only one thing to do....
ReplyDeletePARTY!!!!!!!!!!!
D= WHY YOU NO DO THIS ON MARS DAY TOMORROW SETH??
ReplyDeleteTwilight! Not again!
ReplyDelete>I swear, I'm going to write a story with everything fanon in it. Watch out for:
Twilight casts a spell which teleports her and her friends to an alternate universe. In this universe, everypony falls in love with each other every other day. Occasionally, Pinkie Pie bakes ponies into cupcakes. Princess Celestia trolls people and then molests them, while Luna wears socks and runs away from baseballs with an Abacus. Trixie will occasionally stop by and make out with Twilight and have a filly of their own. Rainbow Dash's gets put into the hospital every other day for some random event that almost kills and mutilates her. There is a time-traveling pony also and a mare with derpy eyes which apparently never has anything happy happen to her. Did I forget that almost every mare is a fillyfooler? Oh, and if there weren't already so few stallions, lets make Big Mac bisexual. I mean, all the mares like him (Luna too), but the next day he is with Caramel? So anyway, the elements of harmony did something to Nightmare Moon or something and Twilight and her all-of-a-sudden fillyfooler friends go out to stop it or something like that. All the time, some random DJ is working a turntable. Lots of stuff happens with drama and suspense, but then it ends happy/funny or get sent to the moon. I will call this fanfic "Equestria: As Run By Bronies."
What do you think? (Oh and all that was supposed to be in greentext, but you probably forgot about the '>' a few lines in. Also, greentext isn't green anyway, so I don't know why I did that).
Oh, I forgot something. FIRST!
GET ME OUT OF HERE !!!
ReplyDelete>No Spike
ReplyDelete>mfw http://i55.tinypic.com/jk9hdg.jpg
Watch out for the Conquistador. I hear he's trying to dig up martian artifacts.
ReplyDeleteGAH CANTTT BREA- *head explodes*
ReplyDelete@Narwhals' Bend
ReplyDeletePinkie Promise it, Now.
mars day is 7/22
ReplyDeleteyou dun goofed twilight! it's a day too soon!
@Narwhals' Bend
ReplyDelete*reads comment*
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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
@ScalierHat
ReplyDeleteCross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye
Dead old planet made of rust, send it to the moon
ReplyDelete...Oh wait
@Pen Stroke also Cp Violation doesn't rely on twilight messing up.
ReplyDeleteOh good Celestia what the heck Twilight! Stop failing with your spells! You won't ever get as good as Trollestia because you "failing" your spells is common as all getout now! Get us back to Equestria! I left my pen and paper there!
ReplyDeleteOh, wait, this is the greatest excuse for the moment I've been waiting for! *smacks Twilight upside the head*
I'm assuming part of the spell messing up was granting either a) us the ability to breathe in on Mars or b) Mars a breathable atmosphere.
ReplyDeleteNow that that's taken care of, I'm gonna go find that robotic rover thingie and make funny faces in front of its camera while Twilight works on getting us back home again. I hear it's near the canals. Anyone want to come with me?
I still think the moon banner was better
ReplyDeleteLittle Green Pony
ReplyDeleteLittle Green Pony
Ah-ah-ah-aaaah...
I used to wonder how cold Mars could be
Until your UFO abducted with me...
and that's all I got. Somepony wanna help?
Aww, can't we stay at least for the day?
ReplyDeleteSis wants me to clean my room today, but if we're not even in Equestria, I can't clean my room! Hehe!
Besides, I think it's nice seeing something other than green, white and blue every day.
@A Vulture with a Tophat The JPG is a Spy!
ReplyDeleteI here-by rename this planet new equestria.
ReplyDelete@Narwhals' Bend That's... an ambitious undertaking.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-NSwzU7m7k
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens on mars.. except for derpy her eyes are already like that..
were on mars? watch out for the inhabitants, i hear there hostile. hey whats that sound? ULLLAAAAA!! oh shit, they've seen us!
ReplyDelete@Luna
ReplyDeleteLuna wants to stay, we stay. end of story. Anypony that trys to argue we be subjected to socks!
I hope Pinkie remembers to grab some local rocks to bring back to her family as souvenirs...
ReplyDelete@ZeldaFan777 no arguments here. Socks scare me... jk.
ReplyDeleteAm I having too much fun with this? ... Nah.
ReplyDeleteLittle Green Pony
Little Green Pony
Ah-ah-ah-aaaah...
I used to wonder how cold Mars could be
Until your UFO absconded with me.
That sounds better ^^
Red Faction anypony?
ReplyDeleteTwilight x Derpy x Derpy x Derpy x Derpy x Derpy, you say?
ReplyDeleteHmm...
@Anonymous 3:14
ReplyDeleteDON'T!
So are we gonna fight over who gets control over Mars, since its pretty open to either princess?
ReplyDeleteI have the perfect plan to get us out of here! We must find... Mars! The one from Lauren Faust's doll line! Surely she can help us!
ReplyDeletehttp://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&q=Mars+galaxy+girls#/d40k46g
°.o
ReplyDelete*facehoof*
ReplyDeleteGod DAMN it Nap-Twilight.
@Anonymous 'ows that fer a derp-face smiley?
ReplyDeleteYou see, The pony race was always your favorite, Miss Sparkle, but now there is no Pony Race, There is only, the Derpy RACE!!!
ReplyDeleteBut...but it was just a simple spell...How did this happen?
ReplyDeleteWatch as people start roleplaying
ReplyDeleteCONFOUND THOSE PONIES,THEY DRIVE ME TO SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle Because you tried to Un-Derp the most Derped pony of all. Dont worry, your still my favorite pony of all time! nothing you can do will change that!...unless we were sent to the sun, dunno about that lol
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle It'll be ok. Here, have a... I think it's some sort of martian vegetable. A little green pony with antenna just gave it to me. Tastes pretty go- *dies*
ReplyDeleteWell, on the upside, the menu at the bottom is a bit easier to read with the red background.
ReplyDelete♫ My Little Thoat... ♫
ReplyDeleteSince we're on mars, Imma go look for relics from Armored Core 2. If you see a giant robot, RUN! It makes for good target practice! ^_^
ReplyDeleteFix this Twilight Sparkle! The Great and Powerful Trixie does not wish to spend too much time here! Trixie does have places she needs to be!
ReplyDelete@SingForTheMoon
ReplyDeleteThat's the spirit!
Derpy Thoris, Princess of Mars
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle Don't you get it? It's like a rule that everything you do ends up failing if you try it with magic. Levitate a carton of milk trying to make a cake? Burn down the Library. Turn a page in a book? Multiple windows get destroyed.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should stick to science? Nopony can screw up SCIENCE! Unless your curse extends to everything magical, which includes science. Theeeen you may want to look for a different line of work.
Coming Soon...
ReplyDeleteDoctor Whooves: The Waters of Mars
@S.Aura Knight ..or avoid this fandom like the magic-cursing plague it is :-P
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteYou tell me, genius! YOU'RE the master magician here!
What have you done Seth?!? Now someone is going to make a fanfic about ponies on Mars.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hoof, Pinkie should feel right at home on this rocky world.
OH TWILIGHT, you so silly!
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteWell then why doesn't the great and powerful Trixie stop running her mouth and show everypony what she's made of by fixing this herself?
@S.Aura Knight
Hey!This only happens when I try a new spell or,as I have now learned,try to fix something that the powers that be deem to important or funny to change.
Now stand back.I'm about to do science and build a trans-dimensional gateway out of Mars rocks.
My body is ready. Wait, no it's not. I think the gravity displacement's getting to me. Does anypony else feel lightheaded?
ReplyDeleteWait, I just realized! As we're in space- Are there giant celestial-animals like Ursa Major & Minor around here!?
ReplyDeleteGET US OFF OF THIS PLANET
@Drakengarde
ReplyDeleteHEY! Trixie would have you know that Twilight may have stronger magic than Trixie, if just slightly, The Great and Powerful Trixie is still the one and only magician! Being a stagemare is Trixie's special talent after all
@Twilight Sparkle
Ha! You'd like that wouldn't you Twilight Sparkle, but no Trixie will stand aside and let you take care of things this go around. The Great and Powerful Trixie is curious to see the full extent of your powers without a book to go to for reference.
@A Pessimistic Pesometrist Dude... simmer down. A few million miles one way or the other doesn't make a difference relative to how far the constellations are. Although watch out, because Scorpio is deathly venemous XP
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle And what happens if you mix both of those? Does the whole universe implode?
ReplyDeleteActually... How are we even on Mars anyway? I thought the galaxy Equestria is in didn't have a Mars, due to the Princesses and everything. How do you create an entire planet out of a botched spell to fix Derpy? HOW, TWILIGHT?!
@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteBuild a trans-dimensional gateway? Are you sure about this?
Maybe you'd like some additional help? Another set of hooves, or another horn, perhaps? I mean, no offense, but doing it yourself sort of got us into this mess...
I dunno.... Makes perfect sense to me! I'm working on a roughdraft of Star Pony: The Next Friendship. How ELSE are cross-overs supposed to hapen?! xD
ReplyDeleteI see a vector that i made. cool.
ReplyDelete@S.Aura KnightIts MAGIC! she doesnt have to explain it! XD
ReplyDeleteOne Small Step for Man, One Giant Teleportation for Bronykind.
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteI would like that.To see if you know any real magic rather than those cheap tricks that would only keep a small foal amused.
@S.Aura Knight
I'm just that good.That's how.
Wait, where is Mars here anyway?
ReplyDeleteDon't the sun and the moon apparently revolve around the world in the pony universe?
...Wait, are we in a different dimension!?
Oh, goody, I've always wanted to explore alternate universes!
Hmm. A little unexpected. However, I think I can get us back... or, at least, ME back anyways...
ReplyDelete*takes out Channeling Stone*
*UFO appears*
*is beamed aboard UFO*
To Earth, my friends!
*UFO shoots towards Earth at impossible speeds*
I don't think the God of War fic involves a botched spell. Just saying.
ReplyDelete*goes through episodes to find examples of Twilight messing up spells*
ReplyDelete....
Winter Wrap Up, the come to life spell on the snow plow.
Swarm of the Century, spell to stop the parasprites from eating all the food, but it wasn't so much that it didn't work, more it didn't work as planned.
So clearly, this shows the blame doesn't lie on Twilight. It must be Derpy's fault!
It's true, all you ponies ARE crazy.
ReplyDelete@SIaanme >_O Wha?
ReplyDelete*click EqD bookmark*
ReplyDelete*first color displayed is not teal, but ORANGE, the WORST color EVER*
lolwat.
I wonder if this is my fault; I made a thread on /fic/ to discuss and propose ways other than Twilight derping a spell to start a story, because I got sick and tired of seeing that plot device.
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDelete>just that good
Ah ha ha ha. You make me laugh, Miss Sparkle. You botched up a simple spell to "fix" Derpy, but instead, that not only teleported everypony to Mars, but CREATED MARS with the spell that teleported everypony there, and you claim you're good? Tell me when you find the irony in your statement.
In the mean time, I'm going to go scout the planet. I hear there's ice under the poles, and I want to find out if this is true.
By the way, wheres Princess Celestia? Wouldnt she be a big help right now?
ReplyDelete@ZeldaFan777
ReplyDeleteCelestia? I think she's just being Trollestia, as always, and will show up after Twilight will find a solution, like always.
@ZeldaFan777
ReplyDelete>Celestia
>Big Help
Take your pick. The Princess Celestia isn't exactly the most helpful, the way Seth portrays her. We'd have more luck with Twilight's scheme of building a portal with SCIENCE! than with Celestia being helpful.
@S.Aura Knight
ReplyDeleteAt least when I fail,I fail on a scale so grand that no pony save the princesses could possibly copy.
Is it really Twilight's fault or is this a cover up for Pinkie Pie once again breaking the Fourth Wall
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteSorry to disappoint you then Twilight, but as Trixie said this time she's merely going to stand aside and watch. Without a book to refer to The Great and Powerful Trixie doubts you can fix this little problem you've created. Trixie is so confident you will fail, she is willing to accept you as a both greater and more powerful than Trixie herself should you succeed.
WaitWaitWaitWaitWait!...we're on Mars? How did I not notice this!?!
ReplyDelete@PewnyPL oh yeah, I forget about that side of her. Maybe she had a part in this? A joke on all of us maybe?
ReplyDelete@S.Aura Knight well I suppose everypony should stop giving Twilight such a hard time til she gets this done huh XD
@Twilight Sparkle Well, that's certainly an accomplishment... Now go prove everypony wrong and fix this.
ReplyDeleteIt's ok, Twilight. We still love you.
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle I dunno about that. Trixie, if she felt so inclined, could copy your spell and fail twice as grandly as you did. While also fixing Derpy, like you failed to do.
ReplyDelete@ZeldaFan777 Stop giving Twilight a hard time? Please. You'd have more luck getting Applejack to become a Manehattianite than to stop some ponies from picking on Twi.
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDelete*looks around nervously*Well...I didn't want to have to do this again but...*starts glowing like a magical supernova*This is going to end one of two ways.
1.We all make it back to Equestria.
2.I blow up Mars and we all suffocate in the void of space.
Well if we're stuck here then I need a Muffin anyone else
ReplyDeleteWell I, for one, enjoy the added Derpy-ness.
ReplyDeleteTwilight you idiot! you messed with the natural order!
ReplyDeleteHave no fear ponyfolk Twilight and I are working on a fix as we speak (Hey what does this d-)
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteHOO BOY THIS IS GONNA BE ROUGH!!!!!!!!
@Anonymous I think someone needs a muffin
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteThe Great and Powerful Trixie would rather you not risk her life in an attempt to fix your problem thank you very much! Go work on your little rock transporter or something.
@Twilight Sparkle TWILIGHT... YOU... FOAL! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL ANYWAY! YOUR OVERPOWERED MAGIC ONLY MAKES THINGS WORSE BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER DONE THE SPELL AND YOU'RE TRYING TO FIX THINGS!
ReplyDeleteLUCKILY, I WILL STOP THIS! *throws a book about building portals out of rocks at Twilight's head*
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteToo late.*everypony vanishes in a blink of light,reappearing in the middle of a meadow*
I...I think it worked.Except for Derpy...she's still,well, Derpy.
Shut it Trixie... we all know you're all talk. You haven't done a thing worthwhile yet! Go for it Twilight. We've got no food or water up here... we're dead anyway if you fix nothing.
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle *goes into the portal*.... THERE IS SO MUCH BLUEEEEEEE!!!!!
ReplyDelete*opens eyes looks around then looks at body to see if everythings there* WOOHOO NOTHING'S GONE!!! I love Twilight
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle ...All you did was teleport a chunk of Equestria onto Mars. You really are a foal, you know.
ReplyDelete@HeatWave We could go ahead and canablize Twilight first for getting us in this mess, and Mars DOES have water at its poles... we'd just need to dig underneath and find a way to melt ice.
From there, I'm sure somepony will have an idea.
Uh Twilight, no it didn't you just teleported to Pluto, Fluttershy is freezing to death.
ReplyDelete*walks over to edge* Darn it! Well does anyone want a Muffin cause I sure do *eats Muffin*
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle:
ReplyDeleteThis doesn't look like Equestria...
Were the trees always yellow and pink?
@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDelete*observes Mars from telescope back on Earth*
*sees Mars explode as Twilight attempts her spell*
...YOU MANIACS!!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!! DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO PONY HELL!!!
YAY! EQUESTRIA DERPY! I'M EVERYWHERE!
ReplyDeleteIn your internet... derpin it up lots!
@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteOh come on! I was working on the terraformer too.
@S.Aura Knight
ReplyDeletePersonally, I'd rather die in a magic accident than be cannibalized... and do you really want to eat what might possibly be our only chance of getting home?
It seems we have all been teleported to different worlds yet still retain our communication
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteI'm confused. Is that a compliment about when I attained the power of darkness when I tried to get some ponies to at least look at my nights, or are you laughing at my attempts to mak-
Umm, never mind. You don't need to know that one.
@Twilight Sparkle well don't know how much good it will do but here's a Muffin
ReplyDeleteTrixie is yet to see Equestria, nice try Twilight Sparkle. Before attempting something crazy again, Trixie would like to mention her last statement once more, try to not risk The Great and Powerful Trixie's life again if you please
ReplyDeleteFinally a pony who is thinking straight, Trixie you need a medal, I nominate Trixie for the Princess of the Universe.
ReplyDeleteThe Great and Powerful Trixie Well at least she gave it a try
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteShove it Trixie.
At least I did something,risky as it was.So you and your little pet can go crawl back under a rock until you feel the need to try and get me arrested again.
I..don't think I have enough magic left to stay conscious.*falls unconscious*
@HeatWave That's not true! All we need is a few engineer ponies and this book I threw at Twilight and we can get home!
ReplyDeleteAlternatively, we could look for lost Prothean technology and just fly a spaceship back to Equestria.
@zSONICoz I was wondering about that. Somehow, Twilight failed AGAIN, and caused some of you all to go into a different, possibly parallel dimension. I'll build a slow clap generator.
@S.Aura Knight
ReplyDeleteThe Engineer Ponies won't work... we'd need to get Teleporters back on Equestria somehow... how are we going to do that?
As for the Prothean Tech... well, Mars might not be as big as Equestria, but it's still a plenty big place... and now Twilight's out... I suppose we'd best get digging.
lol, nice one.. ^^
ReplyDelete@S.Aura Knight Good thinking maybe I can send components to help... *looks to where S.Aura Knight is* Never mind that was dumb of me *sigh*
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteOkay, those terraformers are coming right up.
@Anonymous Lol, hi Seth.
ReplyDeleteWell if we're stuck here I say we'll need a new government... or we could throw space rocks at one another......
ReplyDeleteSPACE ROCK FIGHT!
Shut up Twilight, I'm goingn to get Scootaloo to give Trixie a leg for some old fashioned Kenbucky Fried Scootloo.
ReplyDeleteoh boy Twilight's down I repeat Twilight is down GET A MEDIC HERE.
ReplyDeleteMay I just ask; WHERE THE HAY ARE WE NOW???? Also does anyone have a muffin they could spare?
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteThe Great and Powerful Trixie would gladly accept a medal and nomination!
@zSONICoz
Since everypony seems to have forgotten already, Trixie is not helping for a reason! Should Twilight succeed in saving everypony then I, The Great and Powerful Trixie, will accept Twilight Sparkle as greater and more powerful than herself. Trixie has a lot on the line by not helping, so stop pestering Trixie!
@Star Winged Martian-Brit
ReplyDeleteNo space rock fights. Those thing can hurt you the same way as normal rocks.
@Star Winged Martian-Brit *gets hit with rock* Owww you do realize the gravity here is practically the same as on Equestria right
ReplyDelete@zSONICoz
ReplyDeleteThat's the Internet for ya.
She looks-up to one of the trees that suddenly appeared before her.
ReplyDelete"Oh, look! A tree! And it appears to be bearing fru- Oh no!"
She quickly turned and ran for a large rock, vaulting over it and landing with a could of orange dust.
@ZeldaFan777
ReplyDeleteSocks of an evil nature....
@Twilight Sparkle Hey hey hey! I'm not a pet! Servant to my liege-lord Trixie, but no pet! Isn't that right, Mas- Trixie?
ReplyDeleteWait... I'm yelling at an unconscious pony. Yeah, this Mars air is getting to me.
@HeatWave Uh... magic? I dunno, is EVERY pony here on Mars? Because if not, I could see a techie building a transmitter to get some groudcrew to build a teleporter back there.
But yeah, I think we should stick with the backup plan. Mass Relays are a much more stylish way to travel anyway.
Equestria DERPY!! :D
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteSurely you would have the power to save yourself at least... then we wouldn't have to listen to you moan.
And Great... Twilight's out. Princess Luna? is there anything you can do? We need help!
@The Great and Powerful Trixie No one has voted against it so you win the election by default!
ReplyDeleteWait! Can anyone see Whooves? We can ask him for a lift in the Tardis, right?
ReplyDelete@HeatWave
ReplyDeleteThe Great and Powerful Trixie is more than sure she can save herself, however if Trixie is not around how can she be certain it was Twilight Sparkle who saved everypony?
@Leeky
ReplyDeleteDoctor Whoof? I checked his Facebook, he's on Earth with Amy right now. Something about Weeping Angels, I didn't get the whole thing. Sorry bronies... */me shrugs*
Since Mars is the planet of War, the only way off is to find Ruin. He's the best pony anyway.
ReplyDeleteI feel like the hit counter should be upside-down as well. I think that's possible to do in HTML or CSS or something without needing to flip each of the individual digits.
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie Well, Trixie, I could always keep track of our enemy for you. Not that she seems to be doing much anyway, what with the whole unconsciousness thing.
ReplyDelete...anypony got a permanent marker?
@The Great and Powerful Trixie *sigh* Well you want something done you got to do it yourself anyone willing to help while Twilight's out.
ReplyDeleteAlright, the terraformers are set to go. They'll keep us alive. Like Pinkie said, forever. Hope somepony finds a way off or some food at least.
ReplyDelete*checks bags* Well now I seems to have a permanent marker tosses it to S.Aura Knight
ReplyDelete@S.Aura Knight By the great Princesses above! *looks to side and sees Luna* ...or, side of me! We cant keep messing with eachother if were gonna get out of this mess. Now, how many ponies are skilled construction of spaceships?
ReplyDeleteSigh... well, might as well get a souvenir. *Picks up a mars rock*.
ReplyDelete@S.Aura Knight
That sounds like a great idea. Your lackey would never lie to you, Trixie, this way you don't have to put yourself at 'risk'... so to speak. You can go now.
@Silent hunter *gets out a muffin* here *tosses it*
ReplyDelete@S.Aura Knight
ReplyDeleteGood thinkin.... Don't tell me you're going to draw on Twilight's face?
Actually *snickers* that would be funny Silent hunter
ReplyDelete@zSONICoz
ReplyDeleteI know a better use for them than drawing on faces.
Since nopony voted against her Trixie is now The Great and Powerful Princess of the Universe!
ReplyDelete@S.Aura Knight
Trixie doesn't need anypony to keep track of Twilight Sparkle, all she needs is to see for herself that Twilight is the one that fixes the problem she created. Trixie will stand for no less than a first hand experience.
Now since Twilight seems to have failed Trixie is willing to lend a hoof to aid anypony who needs it.
@Yomandude
ReplyDeleteBuck! Oh well, we’ll just have to avoid the water…
@Silent hunter Well don't keep us in suspense tell us
ReplyDelete@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteHave a plan to get the food on Mars?
@zSONICoz Woo! ...Does anypony remember what kinds of silly things Jigglypuff drew on people in the first season of Pokemon? I remember swirly shapes, but I don't think that'd be that funny.
ReplyDelete@ZeldaFan777 I'm good with piloting ships, if that helps any.
@Silent hunter Well, duh. I have Twilight Sparkle /right here/, of course I'm going to draw on her face. Or maybe color her horn. Color over her Cutie Mark?
@zSONICoz
ReplyDeleteDrawing a blueprint for a makeshift village.
@S.Aura Knight
ReplyDelete(whispers to you) better save it for Trixie.
Trixie can possibly change a few moon rocks into something edible for everypony, will that be sufficient enough?
ReplyDelete@S.Aura
Write good things about Trixie all over Twilight!
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeleteGood enough.
@ S.Aura Knight well thats one thing I can check off.
ReplyDelete@ The Great and Powerful Trixie Oh your gonna help? Well thats good, in that case GET US OFF THIS RED ROCK!!!!!
@Twilgiht Sparkle Twilgiht? You may want to get up, like, now. Come on, uh, DOES ANYPONY HAVE A DAFFODIL SANDWICH!!???
*walks over to Twilight and sits next to her*
ReplyDelete@S.Aura Knight
Are you sure that's a good idea? After what she just did? And this was a screw up! You want to tick her off when she wakes up?
Well, I'm just gonna let you know now, I'll be the first to tell her who it was when she does.
@S.Aura Knight well yes but we are stuck on mars a laugh would be nice
ReplyDelete@Silent hunter *idea smiles* the ground we can use the ground to build these makeshift homes.
well... it is mars day tomorrow after all
ReplyDelete*starts collecting ground* well I think I can make clay to make clay houses that insulates quite nicely
ReplyDelete@ZeldaFan777
ReplyDeleteDon't rush things, it's going to take us a month before we found a quick way to get off. I'm planning on a makeshift village and Trixie is helping with the rations.
@ZeldaFan777
ReplyDeleteUh…I have a daffodil, no bread though.