Gentleponies, I fear weve been scootaloorolled.
You're a silly pony ;)
At first I was disappointed.Then I was okay with this.
I was hoping for something funny,thanks for that,I was kinda freaked out after reading horror storys.
LolThat is all.
Scootaloo is fine too.
I hate Scootaloo, and the other CMC as well.
Oh Cereal, you silly pony...
@AnonymousThey hate you too.
@AnonymousYou mean Scootarolled.
LOL XD And I thought I was sleep deprived.
Wait, you're telling me this isn't prime, grade A clopfic?
so i'm not the only one at this hour in ED YAY¡¡¡ also scootaloo is win
IS TIME FOR SCOOTABUSE TIME!!!!
I can't clop to............ never mind.
The quality of posts on this blog has really gone up recently.
Was this trip really necessary?
Paraloo'd . . .Dammit.
Get back late, just heading to bed, hear my phone vibrate, slightly intrigued by the obviously deceptive Twitter push notification, frustrated at now being fully awake, then seeing Scoot..Suddenly, I am okay with this B)Goodnight, Cereal.
I have been trolled. And for that I am glad. (also yay scoot!)
/r/ extended 1 hour version
I *knew* it'd be something like this, and yet I clicked. :D
@AnonymousGiggle at the ghosties, after all! =D
"Click past the page break for some hot, steamy clopfiction!Just kidding. I posted Scootaloo.">implying this isn't clop worthy?Challenge Accepted
This needs to be a meme. Scootarolling.
i thought it was gonna be trollestia...
@Lurks-no-MoreYou and me both. You and me both.
I'LL SHOW YOU SETHI'LL CLOP TO THIS ANYWAYAND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
@AnonymousI also thought this was gonna be some trollestia...
How sick! To clop to a minor! D:
I was actually really glad this wasn't a clopfic. I knew it wouldn't be, which is the only reason I clicked on it. I don't really like clopfics.
I can clop to this.
Cereal I am dissapoi....Oh, nevermind ;) *hug*
Myomyomyomyomyomyomyon, we meet again. It's been a while. I see you've brought a filly with you this time. First it was that pink pony, now you're inducing seizures after you've pulled them in with your addicting myo's. I'm onto you.
So, does this count as filly porn? Oh god, I can hear the police sirens now. Chris Manesen knows what I've done.
Hey look, the worst nyanyanyanyanyanyanya vid on the internet.
the fact that i clicked read more meant that somewhere in me, i wanted to see that clopfiction.now i am scared
I clicked because I was expecting something like this.I am pleased.
NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
aaaaaaaa wher is my clopfic o nvm uuuuuu nyan cat i have watch it for 3333,9 sec when i start trowing stuf at my screen aaaaaaaaaaa the horror headache www.nyan.cat
Son, I am disapoint.MLP RULE 34 RULEZ!!!
One of these days I'm going to upload a full on clop fic just to see how many of you read it.
@SethistoI've got a fic just for the occassion!
scootaloo? that's not how you spell "just kidding i posted pinkie pie"!
>Past the page break for clopfic>clopfic>Cereal VelocityNice try Cereal, but everybrony knows you keep the hottest steamiest clopfics for your own private collection!
AAAAAAnnd Seizure over.Thanks Cereal!
Bit of a entrance edit, and it's already posted to the Escapist FIM community chat.
I was worried that ED got hacked or whatever...by someone familiar with the lingo...It's early cut me some slack!
I was kind of hoping for a clopfic...But this works too.
and then cereal was fired
Cereal you sick pedo! How could you clop to Scootaloo? She's too young...
A filly is fine too.
Not one of my favorite characters, so it took me a while to get going. After they did *that* it started getting really good and I had a fun time. *Clopclopclop*Also, Cereal, cool as you are... That's not how you spell Pinkie Pie.
The one thing that freaks me out about this is the above comments, and how they're split up to either:1 - "Thank Celestia it's not really a Clopfic"or2 - "Eh, I can still clop to this: I don't have much else to do anyways"I have a baaaad feeling about this community's future internal structure...(even if that second one was in joking, I bet there's still some that *weren't* joking)
If this one has already 60+ comments, I wonder when they go "surprise clopfic!" on us.
@SethistoDO IT FGT!
@Pinkamina Diane PieThat's pretty much the same thing I thought, and I'm glad I did.It needs to be about 2,000% longer, though.
Damn, I came here wanting to read some clop fiction for the first time but all I get is Scootaloo.Still beats being Rick-Rolled though.
@SethistoI go to Equestia After Dark sometimes.
scootaloo why'd it have to be scootaloo
*press play**ears first second of the video**facedesk*
So we just got scootafooled right?
@Sethestio Can I be the author of said clop fic? :D
I feel trollested.
Cereal Velocity, in his own right, is a clopfic.
@SethistoIs said clop fic going to be posted as something else (possibly by getting permission by one of the multi-part writers to upload it (temporarily) as a chapter in their story)? For teh lulz?
scootaloo is my favourite touhou.
I clicked just to see what you were going to put up instead.Needs moar autoplay.
Tastes like Epilepsy.
I'm ready for some hot, steamy clopfiction!
I like this sight because it is for the most part SFW, I am strongly apposed to a clop fic, there are other sites that allow that, it is not needed on here as well...
i came rainbows!
I knew you weren't posting actual clopfic on the site. :DBut why did you post a video of a chicken?
@AnonymousYou knew what I ment
shes a chicken, a chicken I tells ya..... clop clop clop, what?
it's saying "myan" in the background
I was expecting Trollestia, but a Scootaloo is fine too. *unzip*
@RainbowfinchbirdIt says "nyan" not "myan".
It isn't TRUE nyanyanyanyanyan until there's a 1 hour long version!
Confound these ponies, they drive me to seizure! *foams at mouth and twitches on floor*
Knew it wasn't a clopfic, clicked to see what could possibly deserve hiding after the break. Scootarolled. imokaywiththis.jpg
I was promised a Scootseizure! I want my bits back!
I lol'd, but I am disturbed at the fact that somewhere out there, someone really is clopping to this. o.o
Came expecting the "Just kidding, I posted Pinky Pie" gif.Got scootarolled.Still left happy.
Chris Manesen made me LOL.
I've been either cloping to guro or ponies an awful lot lately...For some reason I that the fantasy of sex between colorful cartoon ponies is the more 'normal' and 'emotionally stable' fantasy of the two. I therefore conclude that MLP Rule34 and clopfics are making me a better person. CREATE/POST MOAR PLZ EVERYPONY........tmi, perhaps?
I'm okay with this.
I am highly disappointed yet highly aroused.
I thought i smelled somthing fishy. nicely done cereal.and seth, you should totally do it, the comments would be hilarious.
Well-trolled, well-trolled indeed...*slow clap*By all rights, this should creep into the Intertubes at large as the new Rickroll.Scootaloo goes with the music perfectly.
What is the audio?
Oh thank god, I was worried for a second there.
@AnonymousFunny.. That's not how you spell SCOOTALOVE!!! SCOOTALOVE!!!
I know Equestria Daily posted this because of my rant.
OH GOD I AM HAVING A SEIZURE!!! CALL THE AMBUla... *kkkkkkkk*
I CAN'T CLOP TO THIS!
@Narwhals' Bend i heard wrongNARWHAL'S BEND, I AM DISSAPOINT!
@Narwhals' BendWHATEVAH! I CAN CLOP TO THISYOU CANT
The world can use more Scootaloo!
Hey, you can't post clopfic here...!...oh, I see what you did there. But I got my eyes on you.
Ha! for a second there i thought you were serious. You never cease to foal and be funny, Mr. Cereal
I am so relieved. :O
@SethistoI support this idea, obviously.
AAHHHH SCOOTASEIZURE!!! *foams at mouth and compulses on chair*
Its k, I can still clop to this :)
scootalol. better than being trollestia'd i suppose.for those who can clop to this, expect a visit from chris maneson very soon
SCOOOOTTTTAAAALLOOOOOOOOOOO the world is now 10% cooler
why . . . . why . . . why did i just sit and watch that whole video transfixed on the pulsing colors and the "popping" scootaloo . . . . and NOT BLINK THE WHOLE TIME!my eyes . . they hurt nowbut it was worth it :')
Someone must noaw make A shipping romance between scootaloo and nyan cat :L
I'm commenting here and there's nothing you can do to stop me!