Cereal Velocity's second Innovations commercial has just aired on the Hub. He would like to thank all of his investors- even if they did pay him in apples.
@Anonymousthat was a typo, what he meant to write was that it just aired on youtube, unfortunately he has trouble typing "youtube" with his hoofs and it accidentally cane out as "the hub"
I want! The ULTIMATE multi-purpose board! I bet a pony could use it as a surfboard AND an ironing board too! Ooh! Put wheels on it, it'd be a skateboard also!
When Trixie finally gets around to me to teleport me to Ponyville, I'm going to make sure I have one of these waiting on the other side for me to use!
Mr. velocity , I have to take some issues with the price of this product I am but a simple College Colt and 4000 bits is too steep of a price. Please address this as I can't live without the self adhesive material.
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If I were you Cereal, I'd start taking notice of your competitors, those people at "Apple" were catching on to their pony market for longer than Equestrian Innovations. They took your idea of upsizing everything and BAM! The iPad was born.
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This aired on the Hub?
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would they have a bleeped out eff on the hub? yeah, exactly.
@Chessie2003Lol of course not ;)
Just aired on the Hub or just came out on YouTube, cause I doubt they'd air that on the Hub
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Go Cereal Velocity! Making the world a better place one thing at a time.
@Anonymousthat was a typo, what he meant to write was that it just aired on youtube, unfortunately he has trouble typing "youtube" with his hoofs and it accidentally cane out as "the hub"
Thanks for the Pony board, Cereal! This whole time I was just using a pencil in my mouth; this is much easier!
wonder what could be invented next, prolly an oatmeal despenser
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Oh, sweet! You're hiring?
ya now I can fianlly type with my hooves. thanks Cereal!
@mat-shades
You so crazy
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Translation:
That was awesome!
I want! The ULTIMATE multi-purpose board! I bet a pony could use it as a surfboard AND an ironing board too! Ooh! Put wheels on it, it'd be a skateboard also!
When Trixie finally gets around to me to teleport me to Ponyville, I'm going to make sure I have one of these waiting on the other side for me to use!
This is genius! This company definitely deserves our support as they develop more breakthrough technology. Thank you, Cereal!
lol at Seth, celebrating Trollestia Day are we?
Hey man looks awesome keep the good work !!!!!!! we need to see more equestrian innovations
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How much is the starting salary of a developer at Equestrian Innovations? Where can I apply?
This aired on the hub?!? Damn, you ponys got skillz! I want to come on as researcher! Need psychologists?
In for 2!
first the self-adhesive material and now this!
Equestrian Innovations will have all my money before season 2 comes out!
The PonyBoard saved my marriage!
Mr. velocity , I have to take some issues with the price of this product I am but a simple College Colt and 4000 bits is too steep of a price. Please address this as I can't live without the self adhesive material.
Well, my Email is now in order. Now can you help me with my Mobile Phone Problems...
Did this actually air on the hub?
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(Translation: I would like to make an aplication to the Research Department.)
Guys. Use your brains. Of course this didn't actually air on the hub, it's a joke.
@Anonymous
Are you a wizard?
Finally a keyboard for the average pony.
http://www.kellysearch.com/us-company-900526594.html
Feels good to know there's people helping the pony folk out!
So many new technologies you could make!
And plenty of bits to go with them...
Beware! Beware you ponyfolk! These boards of keys are not a joke!
that box art is mocking ipad2
Ha, gullible ponies are best ponies!
@Bejoty
Sad pony is best pony.
I don't want your damn apples! What am I supposed to do with THESE?
Oh! I have an idea! Video game controllers for ponies!
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Now Spike and I can finally play Super Smash Brothers Melee with Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie!
I can only think "Aperture Science" when I see these vids.
is it a coincidence that you sound like cave johnson?
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i would like to be a researcher, lol
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Need test subjects? I can't talk, and have no living relatives. Your secrets are safe with me.
If I were you Cereal, I'd start taking notice of your competitors, those people at "Apple" were catching on to their pony market for longer than Equestrian Innovations. They took your idea of upsizing everything and BAM! The iPad was born.
If I had some spare cash i would Soooo build a lifesized one of these that would really work...the question is, would any of you buy them If I did?
Hey Cereal,
It's grilling season and I'm having the darnest time getting these matches to light. Can your company develop a flamethrower I can use?
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Not a problem! Just apply the self-adhesive material to your matches!
But a flamethrower does sound nice...
Whoever wrote the post should probably clarify that this did not actually air on television.
@Anonymous
Of course it did, Sethisto said so.
This is really good. You monster.
@supervanman64
I get more of a Veridian Dynamics feeling myself. (From the wonderful show Better Off Ted)
Inb4 HOW DO YOU TYPE WITH BOXING GLOVES ON?
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Can I just ask, do they even have electricity? I noticed that when twilight applejack and rarity had a sleepover their light was a jar of fireflies.
~ Suomy Nona ~
Can I just ask, do they even have electricity? I noticed that when twilight applejack and rarity had a sleepover their light was a jar of fireflies.
~ Suomy Nona ~
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