Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Story: Quest of the Friendship Stones

[Random][Shipping] All sorts of wtf in one big pile of story. 
Description: Rainbow Dash has to find all the friendship stones so she rounds everypony up to get the friendship stones. There are explosions. 
Quest of the Friendship Stones Part 1
Quest of the Friendship Stones Part 2 (New!)

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

wtfamireading.jpg

I feel like I have to give this five stars or else Rainbow Dash will come and brutally love and tolerate the shit outta me.

Anonymous said...

I think it would be good if a ship story said what ship(s) contains

Auta Mane said...

@Anonymous
How could possibly want to pass that up?

Phoe said...

I read it and comprehended no part of it. I read it again and got a headache. I'm less willing to read a third time. I... guess this accomplishes what it sets out to do, but I don't know exactly what that is. Um, sorry.

Anonymous said...

ITS LIKE IF /b/ AND A CRAZY JAPANESE GUY WERE ASKED TO MAKE A STORY. WHY IS THIS SO AWSOME????? CAPS LOCK YAH!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Best.....Story.....EVER!!!!

Cereal Velocity said...

I just fell to pieces at the 'flipped into the next paragraph' part. Then again I was pretty much already in pieces.

If you don't continue this you're banned from the blog forever do you hear me young man.

Poultron said...

Please don't ban me for the blog, I'll make a new chapter tomorrow I promise okay

Anonymous said...

i don't even...
but in a good way

Anonymous said...

oh my god.
Seth really needs to add a "comedy" section

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.

Poultron said...

By the way, I'm glad everybody seems to enjoy the story. This sort of started out as a joke more than anything while I was live writing a completely different fic on Google Docs. Then it just sort of exploded.

And then there were kissing ponies.

Anonymous said...

Rainbow and brutally love and tolerate the shit out of me anytime she wants, lol. :P

Anonymous said...

quite frankly it's the easiest story to follow in the world, it's basically Rainbow Dash Z and Applejack is in fact a useful mace.

Anonymous said...

I was there. I saw it.
Somebody proposed to do live chat.
"Well okay, it won't gonna be pod racing, but still could be fun."
Writefriend had writer block.
And then we gone full oatmeal.

Myke Greywolf said...

Rainbow Dash explosioned a fire at me!

Zarkanorf said...

"Applejack collided with the very big golem who is large..."

Jesus fucking christ, NO PONY HAS EVER GOTTEN THIS COLTLY BEFORE

Zarkanorf said...

I just realized there is a Spike tag on this story.

fuck yes

Poultron said...

I forgot to thank Sethisto for doing that.

Thanks, Sethisto.

Thethisto.

Anonymous said...

@Poultron

An awesome story AND a look around you reference from the author?

You, sir, are a real fucking gentleman.

Anonymous said...

and then John was a zombie!

Anonymous said...

@Poultron
IT'S PAST TOMORROW AND I DON'T SEE A NEW CHAPTER.

GOD DAMNIT POULTRON!

Poultron said...

I kept getting distracted by things like League of Legends and calc homework. I'm so sorry I am a bad person who did not keep their promise :(

Anonymous said...

Three days later... Nothing.

What's up with this shit? I was told I'd read about ponies doing awesome things. Was this a lie?

Retl said...

I can't give it a 5, as there's a few teensy weeny tiny details that clash with my personal reading tastes, but DARN THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME. Silly and ridiculously over the top, just like the first fanfic I had ever read. (I think it was called "A Very Nutty Sonic Fic" or something to that effect. Haven't seen it online in a good long while, now.)

I find this quite enjoyable, and about 20% as cool as I think Devil May Cry is. (And while there's nothing in my Blogger profile to hint at it, I think DMC is pretty freaking awesome.)

bubsAKAvermin said...

THIS NEEDS A DRAMATIC READING, DON'T FUCKING ASK QUESTIONS

The Lovely Penguin said...

I can't even begin to comprehend this story! Good Celestia, what the hay did I just read?!

5 stars.

Poultron said...

@Retl

I think Something Awful did a flash of that one, but I might be thinking of something else.

2007excalibur2007 said...

I could totally imagine OneyNG making a crazy Flash cartoon out of this story...

Anonymous said...

I am in love with Applejack's face in that picture.

Dave said...

APPLEJACK, GRAB MY TAIL.

~FRIENDSHIP.

Listening to the dramatic reading now.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

ItsTheWhinyGuys said...

I...but...this...what...5 stars.

Anonymous said...

I went "Tha f***?" all the way through this.
5 Stars for the mindbending.

Poultron said...

it's the 4 month anniversary of me not writing friendship stones 2

Anonymous said...

Elements of Awesome huh.
Misleading.

Kimba the White Lion said...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!

[](/c10)

Adam said...

Holy Crap...
...THAT WAS EPIC.

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