Thursday, March 31, 2011

Story: The ULTIMATE Ponychan Collaboration

[Random][Grimdark][Shipping][Sad][Normal] Is your computer badass enough to handle 23,000 words, and 80+ images of pure pony pleasure all packed into a single google document from an entire chan board of authors?!

Cause mine isn't =[

Anyway it is really huge, crashed my browser twice, so you have been warned. 

I need a new computer....

The ULTIMATE Ponychan Collaboration

40 comments:

pollardy said...

*puts on glasses* my mind is willing but my body is weak D: if i don't make it back tell my children where the money pit was buried

Mush said...

There are SO many meme and pony references!

Anonymous said...

I was there when this started, then i had to go to class. :(
Still, I made a few contributions of my own.

Mush said...

Just crashed chrome :(

Anonymous said...

It crashed my computer also :(

FightingFire said...

I..want...to...pull...through....
Super disappointed I had class when this was happening, and I missed it. I really wanted to help.

Also, google docs is giving me an error, not chrome.

odd.

HawkeyePierce said...

HAHAHAHAAAA. BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY CREATION.

ALL OF YOUR PROCESSING ABILITY IS BELONG TO ME.

Anonymous said...

This scares me in so many different levels...

Anonymous said...

The original was so much better. At least the old one was (slightly) more coherent, and didn't kill everypony's computers.

Do not want.

Sethisto said...

At least I'm not the only one.

Poor firefox just said fuck it.

My phone opened it fine though...

FightingFire said...

@Sethisto
Really? By Phone? What kind of magical machine do you HAVE?

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous
Hey this one does have an overarching plot! You just have to read it!

HawkeyePierce said...

So yeah, I'm splitting the doc into two so that maybe folks can actually read it.

Here's the link to the second section: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vyuj4U06gbbT3ab_geHlo7UY7i0tjm4heuanPjQHmF8/edit?hl=en#

Anonymous said...

Mother of god...

~Scratch

Anonymous said...

Excuse me while I get the extinguisher, for once there was too much pony to handle.

Lucres said...

My browser! Why didn't I heed the warning?

Mario said...

SO! MUCH! PONY!

Anonymous said...

Historians will look back on this as the day bronies created their first ever WMD out of sheer love.

QuantumFire said...

AHAHA i had participated in this madness.

Anonymous said...

Someone just deleted the entire thing.

Midnight said...

if some wank deleted it, just revert! easy as pie!

and dear lord it sucked up 203% of my CPU before it loaded...havent actually read it yet. the pure awesome requires some sort of illegal substance to withstand, so I'm waiting until coffee kicks in.

Anonymous said...

Wow, so this is just a bunch of people trying to be "lol so randum XXXD"? I see no actual humor here, just a circle-jerk of people who think that lacking any structure and yelling about muffins is "soooo kewl!" For shame.

Anonymous said...

My comp could handle it Firefox couldn't though it took 3 cores

Giggers said...

There was no method to this madness. The creation process was... unorthodox. It has created a beautiful monster.

titandude05 said...

Luna,in her absolute foulest mood wouldn't even THINK of wishing this on her worst enemy...including Celestia!

Well played, ED...not to mention whatever ruthless scraps of ideas that the Eldritch aAbomination known as Pinkie Pie had planned...

Anonymous said...

I don't know titandude, after the fan prank from Jerkass Celestia this is a surefire way to get her back... FOR-EV-ER!

Anonymous said...

so much pony all at once, my body can't take it

Anonymous said...

*Sighs* Do I REALLY want to read this whole thing?

Anonymous said...

@Anons - it was fun for all the contribootors. If you don't like that kind of things don't read it only to complain about it.

Anonymous said...

Somepony deleted my name from the Contributors, but the stuff I added is still there. :(

Don-0 said...

We should probably get a. pdf version. Too many browsers are crashing.

SonicBrawler1992 said...

Oh, this was so much fuuun doing!

:U

HawkeyePierce said...

@Anonymous

Well, that's not nice! What's your name? I'll put it back up there.

Lucres said...

I'd really like to read this, but neither my wee netbook nor my arthritic desktop can handle it. I, too, vote for a pdf version.

Anonymous said...

Thanks to the entirety of my college education funding, I was able to afford a beast computer that can run this... IN TWO WINDOWS AT ONCE.

And I usually crash right then.

Anonymous said...

Finaly the $1,300 I spent bulding an 8 Gb ram, 3.7 GHz quad core computer pays off!!!

Anonymous said...

My beast machine can handle this no problem.

Anonymous said...

Man, i just finished reading this beast.

Epic.

Anonymous said...

And so instead of computer i use iPod touch which loads in segments instead of all at once. And its portable too!

Anonymous said...

Darth Ditzy? I don't think the world could take it...

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