• Story: Cargo Cult

    [Random] Crazy /co/ parody story thing! Here is your summary.
    Summary: Twilight Sparkle, lost deep within an uncharted part of the Everfree Forest, meets a strange group of tribal creatures and learns their shocking secret in a "Gulliver's Travels"-like satire of Brony culture.
    Cargo Cult

    20 comments:

    1. Whoever wrote this is a genius.
      Bravo, sir. Bravo.

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    2. That was awesome and funny.

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    3. Funny, interesting, thoroughly enjoyable story.

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    4. Author here, and holy crap, thanks!

      Here's a docs link for ya:
      https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-qD4R3uwM9uST4Mrucqb8SSbmWSLKmRBj8y5O7BLqLE/edit?hl=en&authk
      ey=CP-yndME#

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    5. Wow, I did not catch the clever puns in there until I said them out loud to myself. I especially loved the zero ten mocking of the trolls. Very well done.

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    6. Made some minor edits to the google docs version, after I noticed that I described the forest as "dense" three times in the space of a few paragraphs (I'll beat myself with a thesaurus later, as penance). Also fixed a few formatting issues. I'll stop dicking around with it now, though. Thanks again for the kind words, you guys are awesome.

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    7. This was so many kinds of awesome

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    8. This story had me cracking up, truly a funny story. I definitely liked the puns.
      This is probably a stupid question but,

      "zero ten! Zero ten!" ?

      Requesting clarification on the meaning.

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    9. @Sandman
      Reference to people "rating" trolling attempts, i.e. "0/10" or "zero out of ten".

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    10. Albatross !!z0yT7Pqnr+yMarch 6, 2011 at 10:11 PM

      Glorious. Absolutely GLORIOUS.
      10/10!

      I nearly shit myself laughing when "Stupid Broni! No feed trolls!".

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    11. HOLY MOTHERFUCKING DICKNIPPLES! That's all I have to say. The story speaks for itself.
      11/10

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    12. 1000 internets for you dear author!

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    13. Couldn't stop grinning after introducing the non-moose. Brilliant!

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    14. Oh god I havn't laughed that hard in a while, I think 'Zero ten! Zero ten!' will forever be implanted in my memory.

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    15. Very cool, I can't say I get the 010 thing though.

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    16. brilliant! absolutely brilliant!

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    17. I lol'ed the entire way through.

      Hilarious idea ;p

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    18. @Anonymous

      It's flipping the bird, just for a three-fingered hand. They're basically saying "up yours" to the attackers.

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    19. Very clever, and yet, also very sad.

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