Summary: Twilight Sparkle, lost deep within an uncharted part of the Everfree Forest, meets a strange group of tribal creatures and learns their shocking secret in a "Gulliver's Travels"-like satire of Brony culture.Cargo Cult
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Story: Cargo Cult
20 comments:
Whoever wrote this is a genius.
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
That was awesome and funny.
Funny, interesting, thoroughly enjoyable story.
Author here, and holy crap, thanks!
Here's a docs link for ya:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-qD4R3uwM9uST4Mrucqb8SSbmWSLKmRBj8y5O7BLqLE/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CP-yndME#
Wow, I did not catch the clever puns in there until I said them out loud to myself. I especially loved the zero ten mocking of the trolls. Very well done.
Made some minor edits to the google docs version, after I noticed that I described the forest as "dense" three times in the space of a few paragraphs (I'll beat myself with a thesaurus later, as penance). Also fixed a few formatting issues. I'll stop dicking around with it now, though. Thanks again for the kind words, you guys are awesome.
This was so many kinds of awesome
This story had me cracking up, truly a funny story. I definitely liked the puns.
This is probably a stupid question but,
"zero ten! Zero ten!" ?
Requesting clarification on the meaning.
@Sandman
Reference to people "rating" trolling attempts, i.e. "0/10" or "zero out of ten".
Glorious. Absolutely GLORIOUS.
10/10!
I nearly shit myself laughing when "Stupid Broni! No feed trolls!".
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING DICKNIPPLES! That's all I have to say. The story speaks for itself.
11/10
1000 internets for you dear author!
Couldn't stop grinning after introducing the non-moose. Brilliant!
Oh god I havn't laughed that hard in a while, I think 'Zero ten! Zero ten!' will forever be implanted in my memory.
Very cool, I can't say I get the 010 thing though.
9001/10
brilliant! absolutely brilliant!
I lol'ed the entire way through.
Hilarious idea ;p
@Anonymous
It's flipping the bird, just for a three-fingered hand. They're basically saying "up yours" to the attackers.
Very clever, and yet, also very sad.
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