And here you are on EQD! I guess that means you want to celebrate it with ponies, or with a specific pony, or whatever floats your boat.
In fact, you are now a pony. Don't question it, just accept it. You have whatever horn/wing/nothing combo you want. Choose anypony else to celebrate Hearts and Hooves day with!
Or you can be like Derpy and wander aimlessly. It's up to you. That can be found after the break by the way, or here.