I have some exciting, world-shattering news! Today Cereal Velocity presents his new startup company, Equestrian Innovations: working to enhance the life of all ponies everywhere! Their newest commercial has just aired on the Hub. Check it out!
@Sethisto I didn't, but I was finding it funny others did. The amount of approvals you'd need to get to do that commercial wouldn't be fun, and the polarising effect on the brony fanbase would be bad if they actually did air it cos it would look like Hasbro liked Rarity better than the others.
Rarity IS the best pony ever I'm not saying that its written right here... but what does somepony with a neck beard know about fabulosity oh wait, its written by Princess Celestia
Cereal Velocity, you have a lovely voice and made a fun parody video, but you really should have let the lab boys check your work - it's 'sponsor', not 'sponser'. ;-)
So you are selling special tape, eh? Do you have a licence for that? Didn't think so. That's what you get for spreading lies about Rarity being the best pony. Everyone knows that's Luna.
This is good, I like it, my investors like it, and I like it. Question: How can we make it...better. Jazz it up a bit, you know what I mean? Solution: Robots. Bam. Simple, one word answer. But simple is not how we do it at Aperture Science ohhh no. Thats why we took the liberty of taking your self adhesive material and improving it with robotic turrets (tm)! Turrets (tm) that trust each other, love each other and can now mount two FGM-140 Javelin Anti Tank launchers right above the dual machine guns. This is the future my friend. Equestrian Innovations and Aperture Science working together for the good of mankind and, of course, substantial royalties for your use of the turret (tm). I think we're done here, just make those checks out to cash.
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Cereal Velocity = Cave Johnson of the pony world.
I love this. XD
Wait, were you serious about the "their newest commercial has just aired on the Hub" bit?
Because if it did, the entire channel just got 20% cooler.
Wow, Cereal Velocity has a surprisingly sexy voice.
Must - Buy - Rarity - Is - Best - Pony.
Available at a Ponymart near you.
I heard the "You can't tell me what to do, I own this company", thought of Cave Johnson, then heard Pony Cave Johnson
Well done. Here come the test results:
"Rarity is the best pony ever."
That's what it says. We weren't even testing for that!
Did this make anyone else think of Cave Johnson?
I didn't think that it had to be said that Rarity is the best pony, I thought it was self-evident.
Wait! This aired on the Hub? Am I missing something or is Hasbro actually endorsing Bronies.
This was probably the best thing ever.
^yah, what he/she said
I knew from the beginning this was an Aperture Science commercial parody, and it was damn good.
But seriously Seth? You expect us to buy that this was on the Hub?
Wait you guys took that seriously? ;p
Ohhh boy.
xD
@Sethisto
I didn't, but I was finding it funny others did. The amount of approvals you'd need to get to do that commercial wouldn't be fun, and the polarising effect on the brony fanbase would be bad if they actually did air it cos it would look like Hasbro liked Rarity better than the others.
I must say though, it was an excellent joke.
How do we invest? Who do I make the check out to? When will the Pinkie Pie Instantaneous Travel Agency be taking reservations?
x()~
This is an amazing video, and cereal velocity should feel amazing.
This was just brilliant! purple test subject
Rarity IS the best pony ever
I'm not saying that its written right here...
but what does somepony with a neck beard know about fabulosity
oh wait, its written by Princess Celestia
That was hilarious thanks Cereal
@x()~
They're between banks better make those checks out to cash
Shut up and take my money!
Lol Cave Johnson Lol
FUND ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
That was absolutely amazing. It kindda resembled something from portal though....
Awesome, everypony...to the arts store!
Rarity is the best pony ever = Fact
@Sethisto:
I am not a clever pony.
I think it's Minecraft. My logic drops by 20 percent about ten seconds after I click the login button.
Although the misspelling of "sponsor" at the beginning made it just obvious enough for me to realize, "Hey, Seth's pulling my hoof!"
I can't believe it took me all the way to the last line to recognize it as a Cave Johnson parody.
*rewatches*
You got your portal in my ponies
You got your ponies in my portals
And much like when Chocolate and Peanut Butter first met, the world suddenly become a much brighter place.
I do hope we'll get to see more of these.
Indeed rarity is a great pony but She's second right under pinkie pie and rainbow dash
This is just wonderful.
If we bronies ever need to communicate seriously with Hasbro/Hub/Lauren Faust/the outside world, I nominate Cereal Velocity to be our ambassador.
Cereal Velocity, you have a lovely voice and made a fun parody video, but you really should have let the lab boys check your work - it's 'sponsor', not 'sponser'. ;-)
I showed this to Seth before he posted it.
He didn't spot it!
Blame him!
''You can't tell me what to do ! I own this company.''
...haha hehe hoho hyhy. ;)
Also : *DUCT* Tape... *Duck* Tape... Twilight Sparkle is using a duck, with tape ? ;)
>sponser
>my face
'Sides that, awesome job, brony. 'Ya done good.
Yes, I am interested in your products and would like to subscribe to your newsletter!
Science has proven that Rarity is best pony!
It's a fact people.
Wait, who's Cave Johnson? ;-)
@Sheepdog Clearly it's a Johnson who lives in a cave in the Everfree Forest.
@Display Name If the HUb aired this, it would be illegal.
The owl, it haunts me.
>Rarity is the best pony ever
Ok, I'll just invest in that company, that statement told me it is trustworthy.
Better than Cave Johnson.
@iDuck:
I am not a lawyer pony either, explain why (unless it's the obvious "they didn't ask him" bit.
Favouritism much? All joking aside, this was classicly funny!
we're not banging rocks over here. we know how to make a quantum spacehole!
So you are selling special tape, eh?
Do you have a licence for that?
Didn't think so.
That's what you get for spreading lies about Rarity being the best pony.
Everyone knows that's Luna.
man my life would have gotten awesome if this was on the hub
I demands moar Pony/Portal crossovers.
Haha this was awesome :D
But since you did not pick Luna as best pony ever, she will want revenge. And now we know how Cereal Velocity got moonrock-poisoning
I'm pretty sure that this was specifically a Rarity promotional.
Sold! Not only it is Safe, but also Rarity is the best pony ever - How could I Disagree to such powerful Truth?
I pay the bills here, I can talk about Rarity all damn day.
I'M THE STALLION WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!! WITH THE CUPCAKES!!!
@Auta Mane
Huh, I wonder if he lives there with his bother Evinrude...
Rarity is the best pony ever, nuff said.
So that's who bought up that salt lick mine in Michicanter...
BEST. ADVERTISEMENT. EVER. "This may look like simple tape. But I assure you it is far more advanced." YES.
Rarity is sucks do not like her
I wonder what Cereal Velocity's views on lemons are...
Gyroscopic wing struts! Seriously, just TRY to fall on your head! You can't do it! (Dash needs those...)
@TooneyD
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
It's awesome how many people here take this joke extraordinarily serious.
This is good, I like it, my investors like it, and I like it.
Question: How can we make it...better. Jazz it up a bit, you know what I mean?
Solution: Robots. Bam. Simple, one word answer. But simple is not how we do it at Aperture Science ohhh no. Thats why we took the liberty of taking your self adhesive material and improving it with robotic turrets (tm)! Turrets (tm) that trust each other, love each other and can now mount two FGM-140 Javelin Anti Tank launchers right above the dual machine guns.
This is the future my friend. Equestrian Innovations and Aperture Science working together for the good of mankind and, of course, substantial royalties for your use of the turret (tm).
I think we're done here, just make those checks out to cash.
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