• Microsoft's Cortana has a New Years Resolution: To Be 20% Cooler

    Oh god. This image is painful. Poor Internet Explorer pony. She just wanted to help you browse the web... how could you?

    2011 is back, and it brought their meme game. Microsoft's desktop assistant Cortana is apparently rockin the pony for new years. Her resolution if you ask, is to be 20% Cooler! Can she do it? Do we need to get her a liquid cooling setup to really make it happen?