• Ponies: The Anthology 3 Release Date Announced

    Hey, newfriend. Yes, you. Stop stuffing your vacuoles with pond scum and come here.

    If that header image means nothing to you, take a half-hour break from wiggling your pseudopodia or whatever amoeboids like you do to pass the time and approach this glorious monolith from the fandom's early days.

    Uplifted kids will have watched the sequel to that video before coming back to this page, because they're smart enough to click the suggestions provided by the overlords of Youtube.

    And now that you've joined the rest of fandom and left behind your endocytotic ways -- ZephyrStar is releasing Ponies: the Anthology 3 on December 7th. Mark the calendar they gave you for finding land and your first fedora.