Apparently, official My Little Pony band-aids were spotted in a Uniprix in Quebec! I don't know about you, but these things worked wonders for me. That one time when I had that broken leg and that nasty case of Ebola, I just slapped a Twilight Sparkle bandage on there and felt worlds better. I also think it may have optimized my circulatory system and given me the ability to heal people with my hands. More after the break.
Thanks to Chris for the images!