Thursday, December 1, 2011

Poll Results: What Kind of Pony Fan Are You?

You foals! You must do at least 70% of these things to be classified as a true pony fanatic! All of this slacking is ridiculous!

Some interesting results this time around.  I'm glad I'm not the only one with an overabundance of pony music.  Though, 36% of us need to find a new hobby.  That's a pretty large amount of time specifically spent on one thing!

Anyway, on to the next poll.

*EDIT* Rainbow Dash added to the new poll! Sorry, my PSU died. 

315 comments:

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Bombedrumbum said...

speaking of polls, why isnt RD on the current one?

Kaijyuu said...

Silly Seth, we need to find less hobbies so as to make MORE time for ponies.

wackypony said...

23% need to drop that bad hobby. >=|

Dallen said...

Is it bad if I actually clicked the clopping one?

Jelfes said...

Listen to ALL the pony songs!

CTOONfan1 said...

Is it me, or does all of those percentages not add up to 100?

daddyboom said...

Looks like we got a nice wide demographic of bronies here.

Jelfes said...

@Bombedrumbum It's obviously because Dash is the one making the storm as a prank!

Stormcaller said...

All of my electronical devices are belonging to Ponies!

BeanyOne said...

@wackypony

Silently watching episodes and nothing else? Yeah, you're right. They need to pick up the pace.

Jelfes said...

@CTOONfan1 That's because they're check boxes...

wackypony said...

@Jelfes

more like Dash is the one trying to reign it in.

Joe said...

@wackypony

One person needs to be more tolerant.

Bombedrumbum said...

I spend all of my free time doing pony related things.



I am the 36%!!

Tanner G said...

@CTOONfan1

It doesn't add up to 100% because you could select more than one answer.

wackypony said...

@BeanyOne

<.< That wasn't what i was talking about.

WizardShy said...

Okay, what the HELL is with all the Twilight answers on the poll? I got nothing against Twilight, but seriously, what's the logic that makes the answer more or less unanimously Twilight?

BeanyOne said...

@wackypony

Love and tolerance, brah.

Ikusa GT said...

Welp looks like I got 6389 people to smack upside the head

Sandoval said...

dash isn't in the new poll?

wackypony said...

@WizardShy


she'd be the most fun in the storm. you could read a book with her. :D

mandrac said...

where is dashy on the next pool?!

Ray Twilight said...
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AspectOfTheStorm said...

"That's a pretty large amount of time specifically spent on one thing!"

Coming from the person who runs the most popular MLP fan site on the internet ._.

Jelfes said...

@WizardShy Pfft, nopony is near as awesome as Scootaloo!

Muffinsforever said...

All my devices are belong to ponies.

and I annoy others about it a bit as well.

On th other poll, I originally picked Fluttershy, for the cuddles, but for pure entertainment and randomosity without going crazy or having my house blow up from awesome, I had to choose Twilight

Kaijyuu said...

@WizardShy
Probably the sleepover episode.

Who wouldn't want a sleepover with geeky twilight?

abronylikeyou said...

@mandrac

yeah, where's dashie?

Bombedrumbum said...

@Jelfes true, but what about Derpy Hooves? She's a pegasi as well!

Anonymoose said...

SO CLOSE TO 80 000 000, EVERYPONY!

Roman500 said...

I am also the 36%...I regret nothing.

Jelfes said...

For a fandom that runs largely on love and tolerance, you guys disappoint me to be hating on the cloppers.

Filiecs said...

Aww, the *clop clop clop* isn't 34% like last time...

wackypony said...

@Roman500

I consider clopping to be the worst of things. Though, I suppose i'm the only one who nearly committed suicide when they first clopped to Ponies. of course, it was the only time and never again.

A Polish Ginger said...

While Bombdrumbum is speaking of poll I shalt be speaking of polls to. Why is Zecora on the list she is a Zebra not a Pony.

Qazarar said...

@WizardShy Well, I read a lot. She reads a lot. Thus, we could wait out the storm silently reading. That is why I chose Twilight as best storm-buddy.

Celestia said...

Whoops, I need to think when I do things, I just adblocked the poll results, I saw them anyway but oops all the same.

Oh dear another poll, I'd say it's between Twilight or Fluttershy, both would likely be calm and we could have a good long conversation also bookreading with Twilight.

Certainly be better than a friendship letter. Though honestly all of those options would be good, even Trixie if she felt reserved. (yes I know that's impossible.)

Theres a distinct lack of our friendly neighbourhood Rainbowdash in that poll though.

Jelfes said...

@wackypony The correlation between those two things... I don't see it.

Roman500 said...

@wackypony

Didn't get the joke I see. I'd explain it but what's the fun in that?

Qazarar said...

6839 people are trusting in you to at least tolerate them. As Bronies, don't let them down.

GrandMasterPony said...

Also everyone has their enjoyments. We shouldn't judge them! Tolerate and love everybody!

Nameless said...

@wackypony

Bah, I don't see reading as a social activity, if I have company I don't want to have my face in a book

wackypony said...

@Jelfes

between suicide and clopping? <_<

I'm insane and suicidal. I already possess a 'commit suicide if I ever search for pony 34 pact' with myself and others.

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

Cloppity clop clop. Good night everypony.

Biglulu said...

I need to find a new hobby?

PPPPPPFFFFTTTCCHC

wackypony said...

@Nameless

<.< I'd rather have my face in a book than be socializing with people in person.

Brony Alex said...

omfg with this poll I realize I'm trully obsessed with ponies :D

Octavia said...

I voted on the "*clop* *clop* *clop*" one for shits and giggles. :P Though realistically, the third one down would best suit me probably. Also some others like the one under it. lol

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

@wackypony
Wacky, why ya gotta be that way?

cornllama said...

Who wouldnt want to have a slumber party with Twilight?

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

I would love to have Twilight Sparkle with me during a thunderstorm. Cuddle up to her and read a book together in front of the fireplace, wrapped up in a nice warm blanket while listening to the droplets of water pummel the roof and the distant boom and flash of thunder and lightning...

God, that would be the best night ever for me.

wackypony said...

@Jebediah Oldenheimer

be what way? <.< man, i wish these replies pointed to which comment..

Jelfes said...

@wackypony That seems to me to be a bit excessive. I'd understand something like, "no more internet for me for a day," or something like that, but threatening to end one's own life because of the image that some pixels make...
> does not comprehend logic behind this.

Torchman said...

@cornllama

People who want a slumber party with S'more expert, Rarity.

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

@wackypony
When the @ name is blue, just click it and it'll direct you to the comment it's a response to. It'll be the topmost one.

wackypony said...

@Jelfes

I use it as a defense mechanism so I don't go back to my old internet ways. I gave up porn after I clopped. <.<

My old internet ways would eventually land me in jail.

Aquarian Poet said...

@Jebediah Oldenheimer

My mind immediately went to "Frosty the Snowman"

"Cloppity clop clop! Cloppity clop clop!

Look at Sethiso!

Cloppity clop clop! Cloppity clop clop!

Wherever Trixie goes!"

Discord said...

why aren't i in the current poll... oh


pizza anyone?

Gamerlord said...

@wackypony
Perhaps they were joking? The internet needs a sarcasm detector...

archiveit said...

@Jelfes Sorry, I don't feel like loving and tolerating creepiness, although I've come to accept it as an element of the fandom I can't change. Oh well, at least the number has dropped pretty significantly.

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

@wackypony
Dang, sounds like you've certainly seen your share of the internet's worst, huh?

Dusk Star said...

Why is twilight the most popular answer? because with most other ponies, you would want to be out doing something, whether having a party with pinkie, helping animals with fluttershy, etc. Being inside is more twi's natural element than any of the others.

Also, Twilight Sparkle is Best Pony.

Stormcaller said...

@Torchman

Hmm...hope there's a big gram cracker and chocolate bar for that S`more...

wackypony said...

@Jebediah Oldenheimer

seen? i used to seek it. Ponies saved me.

Jazz said...

Me and a friend of mine are able to annoy this other dude at school whenever we mention ponies... BRONIES UNITE!!!

Also,
R34 Ponies: :L i find it disturbing...
R34 *Humanized* Ponies: is it wierd that i *clop* to them?? *remember Jay Naylor's version of the Mane 6?? I thought that was pretty good, despite him being a furry porn artist*

twohuman said...

I check this site every two minutes for something new, I draw ponies, I have all episodes on my iPod and have watched all of them at least twice, I sing the songs in school, and I wish that I lived in equestria. It's alot better there than here.

Gozer the Equestrian said...

Only 1,6,&10. Ponies are great and all, but my electronics still belong to Meta Ridley.

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

@archiveit
It's an element of -EVERY- fandom. The definition of R34 is all-encompassing, no matter what the subject may be.

Jelfes said...

@wackypony Still, there are much less drastic ways of punishing one self. Besides, going to jail is slightly better than dying. When you're in jail you can learn from your mistakes, the other option provides no such opportunity.

Roman500 said...

@Jelfes

Same here...Why end your life over something insignificant? Clopping certainly does not mess up your life so badly that you need to resort to the cowards way out.

GrandMasterPony said...

We're missing the main issue here. WHERE IS DASHIE!?

Vinny said...

Don't judge me for clopping. I would never judge any of you for your fetishes/preferences, so don't judge me for mine. Love and tolerance, bronies.

wackypony said...

@Roman500

oooh... the old coward's claim. not that i disagree.

I just couldn't live with myself if I ever did. :[

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

@Jelfes
Yeah, when I need to punish myself, I just get out the good old Cat O' Nine Tails and teach my spine a lesson.

But enough silliness from me, Wackypony's disposition is far too serious for these jokes.

Kody910 said...

No Rainbow Dash on the new poll?

Wierd. Either way, I'm goin' with Fluttershy.

BeanyOne said...

@wackypony

Being so quick to judge others as trash for clopping doesn't help things either. It's not hurting you. Plus, isn't it a mite hypocritical to be in a fandom of love and tolerance and yet ostracize members of the same fandom?

King9 said...

I feel like Derpy and I would have a lot of fun hanging out.

Sandoval said...

this poll is a "who's the best pony" poll in disguise

Nameless said...

@Dusk Star

But partying is a usually an indoors activity!

wackypony said...

@BeanyOne

i never said they were trash. <.< I just don't like their hobby.

I tolerate it at least. if I didn't, my entire history would make me a giant hypocrite as I used to advocate 34 of pretty much anything.

Jelfes said...

@archiveit "Clopping," to ponies is not inherently creepy or perverted, that is all opinion that is formulated by you.

What may seem normal to you may be the oddest thing for someone else.

^ Something that will help you be more accepting of really anything, and should be thought about whenever judging someone/something.

C.Olimar788 said...

Waaaaitaminute, where's Rainbow Dash in the poll? *glances suspiciously at Seth*

Oh well, I wouldn't vote for her anyway. The best pony during a thunderstorm is the best pony at any other time, after all. :D

Marty said...

Applejack would be trying to stop the leaks.
Pinkie would try to bake something or looking for a table game or watching the lightnings or everything at the same time.
Ratity would freak out if she had an order to finish and if she didn't she would take a bath.
Fluttershy would be worried about her animals but too scared to move from under the table.
Twilight would read a book or just talk. I wouldn't mind talking to her for an hour or two.

DXLelouch said...

there was no has youtube playlist full of pony songs options(thats where i keep the pony music i listen to)also wth is Rainbow Dash in the new poll -_- guess im going with my 2nd fav pony Fluttershy

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

@wackypony
Me, I justify doing something like that by imagining a fake sub-universe based on the characters of the main universe. Separate from the main universe where everyone is as sexually active as the French.

That's a stereotypical generalization, but it helps imagining a pure, clean Universe A alongside a terrifyingly lewd Universe B, which satisfies my own desires while not interfering with my enjoyment of a series.

idk, I may be crazy.

DeRockProject said...

@Qazarar

How about I call this arrogant? You don't go around expecting people to just tolerate the weird things you do. You should already know this with how people react to being a fan of MLP.

I try. I really try to tolerate this. And sometimes I do. But no matter how I try to think this, it's just completely wrong.

---

Suicide over clopping? hmm... Add me in. Because, dude, I KNOW I won't do such a thing!

---

Third, this is most important. GET THE EqD GREASEMONKEY SCRIPT GODDAMN IT. All your comment related problems just fucking GONE! Mouse over the @username and it'll just pop-up and--- wait here. I'll link it after finding it!

Pontius Possum said...

All this fighting when we should be loving

uh, uh...

HUGS FOR EVERYPONY!

Zyrin Kain said...

Currently, free time is spent reading fics on here, browsing the archive for good music and fics. My ringtone is a fragment of "For the New Lunar Republic", and given that it's pony fan music I think it counts. I also have 2.5 hours of pony-related music on my mp3 player, which currently makes up 90% of what I don't skip. I think I fail at life, though I am starting to play Reach again.

wackypony said...

@Jebediah Oldenheimer

i dunno about you but I'm pretty sure I'm insane and I readily and happily admit to that. :D

DeRockProject said...

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/equestria-daily-greasemonkey-script.html

Okay, here it is. Because there's at least TWO people who aren't using this.

51872fa0-1c9e-11e1-a26e-000bcdcb8a73 said...

Did anyone else bother to add up the percentages? It's over 200%...

Roman500 said...

@wackypony

Killing yourself because you do not want to face the consequences is very cowardice. Come on, you're going to be prosecuted for having a pony fetish? Not likely in the slightest.

archiveit said...

@Jebediah Oldenheimer Yes, I know. That doesn't make it seem any less creepy to me though.

wackypony said...

@Roman500
they'd prosecute me for something much worse and vile than Pony fetish. something much much worse. <.<

Octavia said...

I also just realized there's no Octavia in the new poll list. Awww, wouldn't want to be stuck in your house with me huh, Seth? :P

Incorporatedstates said...

Once again, a quick ctrl-f of the word 'clop' yields instant lulz.

eaglehooves said...

But... Ponies ARE my new hobby. They go quite well with my tinkering with electronics. Some devices just don't want to be ponified nicely.

Dallen said...

I think people who clop don't actually clop to thoughts of horse sex, but more on the lines they just wish they could have sex with the more human aspect of the ponies minds.

You see, these ponies are well developed by the show's creators to the point where they have extremely realistic personalities, and that is what cloppers are really clopping toward. they would like to relate to the characters more, as they became attached to the human aspects of the ponies.

So ya, cloppers probably don't want to have sex with a horse.

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

@DeRockProject
Damn man! Thanks for showing me that. Such a helpful extension for commenting on this site.

Marty said...

To the people who voted for Fluttershy, how many of you want to stay with her because she would be scared?

wackypony said...
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Zyrin Kain said...

To the new poll: that was actually pretty difficult. There's Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Twilight and Luna. . .I went with Luna. Luna is best princess.

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

@Dallen
Unfortunately, I can guarantee you there's at least one person who does. But the majority loves the mental aspects of the characters, not the anatomical.

archiveit said...

@Jelfes As I said before, I've already accepted it. I still hold my opinion of people who try to overly sexualize an innocent kids show (I feel similarly about the more extreme grimdark stuff), but I have accepted it.

brandon said...

find a new hobby?!?!? DO NOT BLASPHEME

Roman500 said...

@wackypony

I'm not going to pry. All I'm trying to say is clopping is a very lame excuse for a reason to take your life.

ripjump12 said...

When I am not with ponies. I am busting my a** working on railroad engines and operating them (all volunteer) I am 16. I call 300+ hours of volunteering in 2 years a good hobby. so is model trains.

Ikusa GT said...

I'd like to point out my earlier comment was toungue in cheek though I still shake my head at those who do that.

Ponyus said...

i am one of the 36%! :D

pony minecraft ftw! :D

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

@archiveit
Try my multiverse theory from higher up in the comments, it works for me, though you might have to put yourself into a Schrodinger's Cat sort of mindset first.

...Take that how you will.

Nameless said...

@Marty

The idea of her being scared of a storm hadn't even crossed my mind.

DeRockProject said...

@archiveit

Yeah. Masturbation to humans are okay with me but, yknow...

Humanized pony characters are cool though. No I don't fap to them, but if you do, you're all normal and alright to me. Anyway, that's all just my personal opinion.

@Dallen

That was also a reply to your comment. Enough with that excuse, if this is true for anybody, they should be fapping to humanized ponies. MUCH preferable.

8bitbleepbleep said...

About 1/4th are jerking it to rainbow coloured horses

This makes me a saaaad Panda

Haze said...

I would definetly get stuck with Pinkie, she would probably sing a song about the storm lol that would be awesome, and why not throw a party while the storm goes away? :D

David said...

FINE! I'll add clopping to my usual pony regiment, jeez.

wackypony said...

@
Haze
that'd take away from the noise of the storm and almost nothing beats the sound of a nice storm. or the smell of one.

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

@clop dissenters
Come now, what's the harm in masturbating to a few pixels on your computer screen? It isn't like everyone who clops goes out minutes later to screw IRL horses.

Besides, for those of us who have masturbation addictions, like yours truly, there's nothing that can be done about this less than sanitary usage of one's free time. It's just an autonomous reaction at this point.

What has this wonderful place called the Internet done to me?

wackypony said...

@Jebediah Oldenheimer

made you a sick fuck, like i used to be. :D

Dallen said...

Whatever, I really don't mind cloppers anyway, as long as they don't do something like go outside and try it on a real horse...

1337pony said...

What is so wrong with clop? I myself don't like clop, but I don't see why so many people hate it. People like horses in more ways than, okay. You probably aren't ever going to meet them in real life, and your arguments won't have any impact. Just stop arguing and let's hand out some love and tolerance, mmm-kay?

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...
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OCAdam said...

To the new poll: I'm voting Other as my way of voting on Rainbow Dash.

Jelfes said...

@Dallen Agreed, then it's gone too far. Otherwise, I don't see anything wrong with it, it's all just personal preference.

DevotedToPonies said...

I laughed at how many cloppers there were! but hey, if thats what you like...

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...
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Detoxicity said...

And here I thought more bronies would have Pony ringtones.. Meh.

Side note, all the polls should be closed-polls. As in we can't see what everyone else is voting for. Hopefully that would eliminate people just forwarding there favorite pony who is going to win.

wackypony said...

@Jebediah Oldenheimer

the internet completely fucked up my sex drive. I'm not even sure what i like. :|

General Mike said...

You do realize that 70% would make for some awkward choices? Clopping, toy collecting and watching MLP in quite are a few.

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

After 2 removed comments, it's time for me to make my regularly scheduled PSA announcement.

Proofread before posting. Proofread many many times.

goldenCapitalist said...

Yeah did Seth really forget to add Rainbow Dash to the options in the new poll?

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

Guess everyone should just choose other for RD.

Azure said...

I basically hold archiveit's stance on the clopping matter.

I can't help but believe that asserting that there isn't anything wrong with clopping is closed-minded in itself. A person can see something as "wrong"- immoral, indecent or perverted in the bare-bones sense of the word, without condemning the people who do those things.

#latetotheparty

DeRockProject said...

@Jebediah Oldenheimer
@1337pony

No. Nothing against clopping other than natural, human disgust towards the subject.

But talking about it out loud so that now everyone on the internet knows about it and associate it with bronies? Anything to say about that?

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And ya, voting "other" for--- FILM REEL!!!!!

Ronan said...

In regard to the 23%...eh, whatever disenfranchises your wallaby*. Not to my taste, but it's harmless enough, I guess. Numbers 1 and 6 were my selections; I've been trying to convert my mother and sister to the colt of pony for some time, and they've been remarkably good-natured about my obsessiveness. It hasn't had much effect so far, although I suspect my mom is beginning to weaken; I got her to watch Dragonshy, and although she didn't seem terribly impressed with it she did later spontaneously ask me for a bit more information on the show and its fandom. She'll succumb sooner or later. All will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Friendship is magic)

*Not actually a euphemism, but I am curious to see if anyone will take it that way.

Timey Wimey said...

The choice of responses listed was too limited. The poll should include a wider range of consumption/participation behavior.

- I watch the show. I analyze episodes like a fan, sometimes comment on them here.
- I participate in the occasional fan-meetup, and the last BroNYCon.
- I have produced two PMVs.
- I check in to this blog daily to see what fun stuff other fans have come up with (artwork, PMVs and the occasional fanfic.)
- I'll talk about the show in appropriate venues.
- I'm not obsessed.
- I don't collect Hasbro's crappy toys (make quality ones and we'll see differently.)
- I don't live in constant contact with personal electronic doohickeys, so there's very little pony stuff on the few devices I do have. - I'm not turned on enough by cartoon ponies to clop.
- I'm far to old and secure to worry about being embarrassed to be a pony fan.

- ZECORA IS BEST ZEBRA

Ikusa GT said...

@DeRockProject Like it being mentioned her makes a difference.

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

@DeRockProject
Associate clopping with bronies? Man, if the Pony dissenters could, they'd associate the HOLOCAUST with bronies. In the end, it's just up to the individuals to set things straight with others who have the wrong idea on a 1 on 1 basis. Because there will always be a group, no matter how big or small, who thinks only the worst of other groups.

It's all a part of humanity. Written right there on the tag sewed onto your Parietal lobe, see?

Alchat said...

"Nothing is true (morally) everything is permitted."

Clopping is neither right or wrong. Really, who cares that someone clops if they like doing it. It's not that big of an issue like beating up someone. So just let them clop if you don't like it ignore it.

Octavia said...
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Waveguider said...

The hate in here makes me sad.

How about this... I recall earlier there was a poll posted along with a picture or something. The image contained Trixie and some OC colt coming out of a portal and it posed the question to viewers "Trixie shows up in a portal offering you the chance to become a pony and be transported to Equestria. There is no going back." or something like that. Of course the predominant response was 'Yes', and so it became apparent that the majority of bronies would have no problem becoming ponies themselves and would rather prefer it to being human.

Now, I ask you this: if this is the case, and you were to become of the same species identical to already extremely humanised ponies, would you still find it wrong to feel sexual towards them even though given the circumstances there'd be nothing more natural? If you were to accept the life of a pony you'd have to accept the nature of reproduction.

Of course you deny this and dismiss it as disturbing and creepy. Because you're human? Or because they're just dumb, flea bitten horses with no ounce of human characteristics? Or both?

tl;dr: If there are people who are willing to go that extra step when it comes to loving MLP, just leave them alone. They're not zoophiles, just people who can see beauty in cartoon ponies that are 0% resemblant of any real animal.

Aaron said...

@wackypony

Why you would be so distraught and ashamed over something so inconsequential as masturbating to cartoons? I mean, it's not like you killed or raped someone. Who did you hurt? I want you to explain to me exactly why you think clopping is morally so reprehensible that it requires the taking of one's own life. Tell me precisely what reasons you have for thinking/feeling that way. Not only am I just plain curious, but I want you to gain some insight and self-awareness by explicitly thinking it out because I don't think you have. Seriously, start talking. I'm waiting...

wackypony said...

@Octavia

who said death to cloppers? <.<

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

@Waveguider
Gotta hand it to you man, that's one incredible argument you have right there.

Octavia said...

Wow... we really seem to have some people who are a little more extremist here. "Death to the cloppers! Rabble rabble rabble!"

It's kinda funny for a group of grown men who watch a children's show and get so deeply involved in it to be so judmental. Oh, dat irony. You so silly, irony.

I tolerate almost everyone. If they aren't hurting me or others by doing so, then I'm fine with it. In this case, they aren't. So I'm not going to get my pitchfork and torch out. Some people just need to loosen up a little and chill. But that's just my opinion. Yes, opinion. As in -not- fact. Which are two things I notice A LOT of people confuse. Clopping to ponies is all opinion and subjective. That same person who you think is weird for that may think you're weird for something you find totally normal.

People just need to learn to accept others have different viewpoints and likes. Whether you yourself find it odd or not isn't the issue. But saying your own opinion is basically fact and the only "correct" opinion, is. Like I said, unless it's hurting someone, just chill and move on.

Tylendal said...

I'm disappointed in the 23% simply because I'd be happier if Rule 34 didn't exist.

Octavia said...

@wackypony

I'm exaggerating on that obviously for effect.

Woof Hooves said...

WTF no dashie in the poll?!?!?!?!

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

@Tylendal

Funny thing is, the effects of that rule probably wouldn't exist if that rule set wasn't written in the first place. If the words "No Exceptions" had never made it into the minds of the people, there would probably be, at most, maybe 8% R34 content on the internet as there is now.

I can't prove that with tangible evidence, so you're just gonna have to bear with me.

Waveguider said...

@Jebediah Oldenheimer

Heh, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not... either way. =P

wackypony said...

@Aaron
you're looking to the wrong pony for logic and reason... on a consistent basis. <.<

anyways, it's more a mental thing since I've always held an anti-pony 34 thing ever since I first became a brony. the only time I ever clopped to Ponies, the mental recoil was strong enough to get me to abandon 2 years of terrible habits and it made me feel terrible and awful to a point of near suicide.

as to why it made me feel that way? I dunno. I wish I knew.

Azure said...

Waveguider- I voted yes on that poll, but no, I wouldn't actually go through with it, being irreversibly plucked out of my home. Home universe, even. I think that if you actually, seriously meant it that you may have familial issues... I don't think that's a good basis for an argument.

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

@Waveguider
Oh no, I'm not being sarcastic. Your post makes the most sense to me out of the majority of these, what, 155 comments?

Unknown said...

Honestly, I voted for the clop one and remember brony's, love and tolerance.

(And where do most of the haters here come off from anyway? Probably at least 60%(And I am putting that number VERY low becaue I don't know the real one, I assume it is closer to 80%) of people pleasure themself to porn. Is your view of right and wrong really so judgmental that you say 'Oh, me looking at these REAL people creating porn and supporting the industry is SO alright, but those guys with their HARMLESS cartoons should GTFO of this world'. Point being, it is a stupid logic to say the porn created with real lifes and people is worse then that created by immagenation. So drop the whole hating thing already.)

Overall I am surprised that the %'s are so low. I am pretty sure more people spend most of their life on ponies and more people do other stuff on the list. I had expected an 50% average when taking all answeres together.

Twilight Spark said...

While I like Luna, Twilight and Fluttershy alot, I say Celestia is best pony.

Trollestia and Molestia? Fictional creations by other ponies who are jealous that Celestia is best pony.

Ikusa GT said...

@Waveguider Flag on the play. 0 resembalance? You sure about that? ZERO remsembalance? Quite frankly I wouldn't call this here "hate". If it were hate this post would have blown up like I've seen in the past here.

DeRockProject said...

@Jebediah Oldenheimer

And ya, people CAN associate Hitler to bronies. But there's a difference. Some of us really do masturbate to ponies. I couldn't argue against something that's true. Yknow how I fucking felt?!

@Aaron

I felt hurt. I think that answers something. I almost reconsidered being a brony. And I was REALLY close to it.

@Waveguider

And ya, I don't like that kind of escapism. Besides, Equestria isn't really better off than here. It's pretty parallel in both worlds. Happiness. Yknow.

Fire Flash said...

@wackypony
Your silly. What could you have possibly seen that's worse than what I do in my head to people everyday? =D

archiveit said...

Anyway, controversy aside, I suppose I should explain more what sort of fan I am. I selected "annoy everyone" (even though there is really only one person I think I truly annoy with my neverending pony talk), "all my free time doing pony things" (Not all of it, but most of it, and I really have nothing better to do). My wallpaper is Rainbow Dash (it was Luna a few days ago) and the icon for my music collection is filly Scratch.

Also, I've made one PMV and am working on a second, but it's taking a long time because I am really trying to go all out with it and push AVS to it's limits. I'm in the middle of writing 2 fanfics. One I will probably never finish. The other I haven't touched in months mainly because of my schedule and the PMVs, but I hope to finish it eventually, though it won't be any time soon.

DXLelouch said...

changed vote to Rainbow Dash*

Dallen said...

Daww you just added RD, I would rather chill with Twilight anyway, she would be the most cuddly imo.

wackypony said...

@Fire Flash

The name is wackypony for a reason. Never doubt.

DXLelouch said...

i watch the episodes,have a RD wallpaper,a PMV playlist on youtube,and frequently post on Equestria Online, i read manga and watch anime+play MMOs and videogames when im not doing stuff pertaining to MLP:FIM.

Waveguider said...

@Ikusa GT
Haha, maybe that was a tad exaggerative. The resemblance lies in the body shape, that's it. The four leg structure's there but it's only a foundation for all the human traits stacked on top. The tail's there, but I'm not going to flag that out since people often think tails are kinky and whatnot al a bunny ears or whatever.

Not hate you say? Well, the general detest says otherwise to me... hate's a little strong maybe but it's anything but the opposite.

DeRockProject said...

@Jebediah Oldenheimer

Na. The effect already existed before Rule 34. That's why rule 34 was made, yknow. Because whatever the hell you look for on the internet, there's always porn of everything.

It's just inevitable. It's like a law of nature. If something becomes slightly popular, someone will get the idea to make porn of it. Sp I mean, it's not a 'rule' as in someone HAS to make it, but someone WILL make it and nobody can really stop it from happening.

Tavish DeGroot said...

Seth, if Zecora can be in the poll, then why is Spike so glaringly absent?

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

@DeRockProject
Really? Oh well. Even so, there would still be a drop in the numbers, as some people create R34 merely to satisfy the definition of the rule.

wackypony said...

@Waveguider

i don't think tails are kinky. though i used to identify as furry before Ponies. the furry community has some really cute boy horses. <.<

Azure said...

Waveguider- Oh, if this were hate I'm sure there wouldn't be any doubt about it. This is closer to debate, but it's that more opinionated flagrant sort you often see on the internet. Not nearly as bad as other places, though! Small victories for the bronies, one after another.

Jebediah Oldenheimer said...

Anywho, I'm done commenting for the night. Too tired. Good night e'rrypony.

Razmatazz said...

Twilight would be the easiest person to be stuck in a storm with.


But Scootaloo needs. my. affection. ;w;

Waveguider said...

@Azure

Ahah, but the point still retains its validity. I'm talking here about the notion of being a pony, I apologise for not making that clearer. People seem to be okay with the *notion*, in which case if they were to possess any sensibility at all, they'd be okay with any other associated notions, namely pony-to-pony relationships.

Clopping is entirely fantasy as is that particular poll question, so I think the argument fits.

Etherdrone said...

Hugs, everyone! It's nice to see what the other bronies and pegasisters do, as related to the fandom!

Now, the new poll, uh? Definitely Applejack. Because she's my favorite pony!

...What? I like AJ. She's got an awesome hat.

Nämahs said...

As much as I am a Dash/Pinkie fan, they would not be fun to be cooped up with in a storm. Too energetic.

Stuck in a house with 1 pony for several hours where all you can do is talk? Gotta go Twlight on this one, she would be the most knowledgeable one to talk to.

Bombedrumbum said...

Yay, RD got added.




@wackypony found it

DeRockProject said...

@Jebediah Oldenheimer

Now Rule 35!!!

If there's no porn of it. Someone will make one.

THAT one's a problem. Someone goes "there's no porn of THIS!" is... partially at fault, too. But point is, someone does rule 34 for the lulz.

Whatever. Those ones usually look crappy anyway. most of the time.

Alright, cya tomorrow or something like that.

Fire Flash said...

@wackypony

Want to know a secret? want to know what I do when I see someone new? I wonder if they would be a threat and take note of all possible wepons then mentaly go through the motions in my head of how I'd execute them, a little stab and twist here a little eviscerate there and bam I am now secure. =D

Project-345 said...

I'm six of these hands down, my phones practically all ponyfied with custom icons, backrounds and ringtones and that's just one the others take too long to explain. As for the new votes on who i'd be stuck with in a storm, AJ by a land slide, who's with?

Bombedrumbum said...

@Fire Flash

I got your back, bro

470e4890-1afc-11e1-a5fa-000bcdcb5194 said...

There is a severe lack of Doctor Whooves in this poll.

Ashton said...

>>Sethisto said:
>>*EDIT* Rainbow Dash added to the new poll! Sorry, my
>> PSU died.

>>Everypony said:
>>Where's Rainbow Dash?

O_o but... wouldn't dashie be out there with the weather team running the storm?

rbwhiffet said...

I was vaguely annoyed that the last poll didn't have an option for those who read a lot of fanfiction. I care a lot more about those than PMVs. That's what "Other" is for, I guess, but still.

On the new one, I voted Fluttershy. Storms seem to always happen at night when I have to get up early the next morning. I imagine Fluttershy could sing me to sleep no matter how loud the storm is. Plus, if it's a bad storm, she might get scared and I'd have to comfort her. Wouldn't that be adorable??

Octavia said...

@Bombedrumbum

I'm still waiting for that Octavia option. lol

What, no one wants to be serenaded by sweet music during the storm? :)

Haze said...

Off-topic: Hey guys, the Hub's naughty and nice poll is already in round 2, and both Discord and Pinkie made it, they also seem to have added a system that only lets you vote 10 times a day or something, that should make things easier and more fair :D

Back on topic: The new poll about the storm has reset I think due to RD being added, I still go with Pinkie though, lol.

WhitFox said...

Well, as fun as it would be to visit with Pinkie Pie, I'm not sure my apartment would survive the experience. The setting favors a pony with less energy, and mutual enjoyment seems most likely with Twilight. Wonder what she'd make of my computer....

I do not understand clopfics, but all sexual perversions are humiliations. Can't see the point in making people feel even worse by poking at it. Personally, I believe this is best left to God, who casts down the proud, but will not permit the bruised reed to be broken.

Waveguider said...

@DeRockProject

Again, the aim of my argument was to express the general acceptance of the notion (important word) of such a thing. I'm fairly sure most bronies, if faced with that decision except with full viability, they'd decline. =P

Although I disagree when you say the worlds are pretty parallel. Happiness is like, 70% more occupant over there I'm sure. heh.

1337pony said...

Everyone just stop talking about clop and let's movcon with our lives. The argument has been explorded enough for now.

mechaluigi7 said...

I was the guy who spends most of his time on pony related stuff...gah, I got so much college work to do...

Qazarar said...

@DeRockProject I know lots of people have trouble tolerating things like this, but we should still try. It's exactly because of how others react that we should know better. I don't necessarily expect everyone to tolerate things like this, but I expect them to at least try.

rbwhiffet said...

I'm a bad pony fan... I keep it secret. I own nothing that people might possibly notice. I selected "I don't talk about it much" on that poll.

Or maybe I'm a good pony fan. Last night I dreamed I went on an adventure with Derpy Hooves. BEST DREAM EVER.

Bombedrumbum said...

@Octavia WHICH COMMENT ARE YOU REFERRING TO? Either you have a sick mind, or a well-trained ear for music

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