Its funny as hell, but... They do not praise God Empress Celestia? She is a Witch-Queen for them? Why they are not scorched to the glassed ground yet than? xD
All in the economics. Celestia tolerates them because they keep the monopoly on the secrets of rock farming. And without those rocks the entire Equestrian economy could collapse.
Well, that is a fine point! Yet, even if economy will suffer from the lack of so very important rocks, the political effects of letting earth ponies openly hate magic may be even more dire! If the concept grasp more young, rebelious colts and fillies, Celestia could face a revolution in the not-so-distant future!
As her faithful student and advisor, I would suggest Glassing them from the sky, make them an example for these hardheaded foals, who despise magic!
@fireant Perhaps that's a plan. All she need wait on is the secret to the rocks and then she could move...
But how could she get those important rock secrets? If only there were some pony who escaped from their clutches early on, with blind faith in the abnormal intact AND the rock secrets... Hmmm...
I got it! Princess Celestia sent Twilight Sparkle to Ponyville under the cover of "making friends" to steal secret of Rock Farming from Pinkie Pie! Twilight secret mission is going well, as her bond with pink earth mare grows stronger and stronger. When Twilight finaly learn the secret, she will write a note of Success to her Dominatri... her Mistress, and than Celestia will say: So it begins.
And beams of scorching light will purge the earth of the unbelivers!
But Pinkie Pie is proven to be unlimited by the fourth wall... Can Celestia really hope to overcome her? I'm foreseeing a Xanatos Roulette pileup incoming.
That is why Celestia do not seize her and throw her into a dungeon, for her Interrogator-Ponies to work on her. Pinkie Pie powers make her too eluding and hard to catch and contain, therefor Celestia designed a masterplan to make Pinkie say her secret to a "best friend", role that Twilight play well so far.
Celestia is patient, for her time, is not of an essence!
My mission to gather all overpowered pokemons is going well. I catched Lugia yesterday and it was fun. Also, my Charmander evolved into Charmeleon finally! Hope your Onyx gets well soon!
Your faithful Student and Pokie-Mon Catcher, TwiliASH Sparkle.
It seems obvious to me that these Amish ponies don't hate Celestia. They just think magic is reserved for the Great Celestia alone and that any lesser Pony that uses magic is blasphemy.
"Citizens of Ponyville, remain calm and in your houses. Intervention Patrol of Interrogators with Rapid Equine Repression Team is on the way to your location, to root out an dangerous element. Do not make any contant with dangerous element. It is for your safety and consideration. All hail the God Empress Celestia of Equestria - United, We stand!"
The ironic thing? Twilight is closer to a sorceress then a witch.
It's Pinkie who's a witch. She gained her powers unnaturally rather then through inborn skills. That's why she can pop around like that, and see the Eldritch Horrors from beyond (us).
Is nopony upset with the grammar that Madmax made Twilight use? There's no way she would use such a horrible word as "ain't". These are dark times indeed.
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burn the witch!
lol GTFO
Its funny as hell, but...
They do not praise God Empress Celestia? She is a Witch-Queen for them? Why they are not scorched to the glassed ground yet than? xD
@fireant
All in the economics. Celestia tolerates them because they keep the monopoly on the secrets of rock farming. And without those rocks the entire Equestrian economy could collapse.
Is the person leftmost in the crowd saying "Marry me! Pinkie!"?
@Anonymous
Well, that is a fine point! Yet, even if economy will suffer from the lack of so very important rocks, the political effects of letting earth ponies openly hate magic may be even more dire! If the concept grasp more young, rebelious colts and fillies, Celestia could face a revolution in the not-so-distant future!
As her faithful student and advisor, I would suggest Glassing them from the sky, make them an example for these hardheaded foals, who despise magic!
@fireant
Perhaps that's a plan.
All she need wait on is the secret to the rocks and then she could move...
But how could she get those important rock secrets? If only there were some pony who escaped from their clutches early on, with blind faith in the abnormal intact AND the rock secrets... Hmmm...
i love how one member of the mob is yelling "MARRY ME PINKIE!"
Damn manenonites ruining it for everypony
@Anonymous
I got it! Princess Celestia sent Twilight Sparkle to Ponyville under the cover of "making friends" to steal secret of Rock Farming from Pinkie Pie! Twilight secret mission is going well, as her bond with pink earth mare grows stronger and stronger. When Twilight finaly learn the secret, she will write a note of Success to her Dominatri... her Mistress, and than Celestia will say: So it begins.
And beams of scorching light will purge the earth of the unbelivers!
@fireant
But Pinkie Pie is proven to be unlimited by the fourth wall... Can Celestia really hope to overcome her? I'm foreseeing a Xanatos Roulette pileup incoming.
As I was reading this Itunes started playing Amish Paradise. :D
She's a bad seed. She needs to be punished!
Reminds me of this:
http://video.alege.net/filme-animatii-ro-1364-Dexters-Laboratory-Ol-McDexter.html
@Anonymous
That is why Celestia do not seize her and throw her into a dungeon, for her Interrogator-Ponies to work on her. Pinkie Pie powers make her too eluding and hard to catch and contain, therefor Celestia designed a masterplan to make Pinkie say her secret to a "best friend", role that Twilight play well so far.
Celestia is patient, for her time, is not of an essence!
@fireant
Truly, we are just chess pieces next to the one called Celestia...
DOWN WITH THE TYRA--
Personally, I'm tickled pink by the pony proposing marriage whilst chasing said target of love with torches and pitchforks.
"I't"? What?
VIVA LA RESISTANCE!
-Angel
...Oh come on, you know he would totally do it
DOWN WITH THE TYRAN-
*Princess Celestia walks in*
-err...ITAR! DOWN WITH THE TYRANITAR! ALL OVERPOWERED POKEMON MUST BE VANQUISHED!
Dear Princess Celestia,
My mission to gather all overpowered pokemons is going well. I catched Lugia yesterday and it was fun. Also, my Charmander evolved into Charmeleon finally! Hope your Onyx gets well soon!
Your faithful Student and Pokie-Mon Catcher,
TwiliASH Sparkle.
burn the witch!
She turned me into a human!
A human?
... I get better.
Hm, I wonder what would happen if Pinkie met Twilight's parents...
pinkie pie will never massage your chest...
feelsbadman.jpg
i lol'd
DOWN WHITH TROLLESTIA!
It seems obvious to me that these Amish ponies don't hate Celestia. They just think magic is reserved for the Great Celestia alone and that any lesser Pony that uses magic is blasphemy.
@AMMD
"Citizens of Ponyville, remain calm and in your houses. Intervention Patrol of Interrogators with Rapid Equine Repression Team is on the way to your location, to root out an dangerous element. Do not make any contant with dangerous element. It is for your safety and consideration. All hail the God Empress Celestia of Equestria - United, We stand!"
;)
Princess Celestia: Oh dear, we seem to have a rebellion on our hooves. Luna, do you-
Princess Luna: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR I GOT RID OF AN OLD SPELL FROM BEFORE THERE I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A ROCK FIELD DON'T KILL ME!!!
Celestia: ...I was just going to ask if you wanted to deal with this before or after breakfast...
Luna: ...I knew that...
@Royal Scribe
Celestia smiled, when taking a mental note "I Swear on Myself, next time, Bang. Zoom. Straight to the Moon. Again."
They don't want to burn you Twilight, they just want to know if you weigh as much as a duck. Then they can burn you.
The ironic thing? Twilight is closer to a sorceress then a witch.
It's Pinkie who's a witch. She gained her powers unnaturally rather then through inborn skills. That's why she can pop around like that, and see the Eldritch Horrors from beyond (us).
Is nopony upset with the grammar that Madmax made Twilight use? There's no way she would use such a horrible word as "ain't". These are dark times indeed.
yet another comic masterpiece :D
That being said, great strip! Keep the comics coming. Maybe have a friend proofread sometime :)
And so twilight was forever known as the witch of the ponyvile.
Great stuff as always =)
Hahaha nice XD
Wait!!!
Pinkie Pie was living in Salem or what? oO
"Marry me Pinkie"
LOL XD
IT'S MAGIC
I AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT
@Anonymous
Exactly. Why the hell do we need to explain?
@fireant
Well, didn't witch hunters worship God -and presumably, a good brunch of saints too?
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