• Story: The Trouble with Phoenixes


    [Comedy]

    Author: Cold in Gardez
    Description: THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING YOUR ‘PHOENIX-B-GONE’ HOME PHOENIX REMOVAL SYSTEM. USER ASSUMES ALL LIABILITY.

    What's better than one phoenix? Two phoenixes.

    What's better than two phoenixes? A houseful of them, unless it's your house. Then you have a problem.

    Rarity has a problem.
    The Trouble with Phoenixes

    Additional Tags: Who wouldn't want a phoenix?


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