FADE IN - Trixie sits among the staff at EQD, on top of the Cutie Map which arrived in some scene that we unfortunately had to cut.
Trixie: Alright so who do we have here that is a parent and can provide a perfect and empathetic view of parenting or babysitting?
No one raises their hand. Borg continues to play with his toys action figures while Silver Quill eats a rat or whatever Hippogriffs do.
Trixie: Anyone? Did any of your lives change romantically since I was last here?
More silence. Vicodin raises his hand to stretch while he watches some Korean Pop. Trixie points at him.
Trixie: You there! Do you have a child?
Everyone on the table laughs before they go back to their phones.
Trixie: Girlfriend?
More silence.
Trixie: Siblings?
Vicodin: Ooh! I have some of those!
Trixie: Some? How many?
Vicodin: Four. Do you want this followup or not? I have siblings, that's the only experience I need.
Trixie: WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?
Vicodin: Followup after the break.