• Story: Bridle Black


    [Crossover][Comedy] I couldn't find an appropriate picture for this story if I tried. It's a Bible Black parody, so take the slightly racy bits with a grain of salt.

    "I lol'd"-Seth

    Author: Nugar
    Description: When Twilight Sparkle suggested they all go see the new racy movie that just came out of Canterlot, Dash was all for it. Now she and her friends have to sit through a horror movie that also has kissing and hugging and all kinds of weird stuff.

    Bridle Black

    Additional tags: Movie night, Bible Black parody

    43 comments:

    1. @Anonymous lol samefag

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    2. Bible Black and ponies.

      Dear Celestia, this fandom...

      ~Dark~

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    3. @zZDarkMemoriesZz

      More like Bridle Black amirite?

      ahhahah*shot*

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    4. oh and btw actual first.

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    5. I'm disgusted, but curious.

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    6. Sooo... Has anyone actually read it yet? :P

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    7. I read it... Not NEARLY as bad as it seems, the framing device keeps it from really breaking your minds, and a crackfic if I've ever read one. It's amusing, but it doesn't really change the game of fanfiction, though I admit I had fun reading it.

      Four stars.

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    8. i lol'd. Fluttershy is a discerning critic.

      it wasn't remotely as graphic as Bible Black, though, which is good, because i saw enough of that shit on e621.

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    9. @ShadowCell Yeah, there should be big warning labels saying "Nothing too explicit, unless you consider horn-licking erotic"

      The movie reads more like a parody than an actual attempt at a crossover. Also, FlutterCritic was glorious, especially her disappointment that there was plenty of mare on mare action but no colt on colt.

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    10. Pffft, Super Critic Fluttershy, a rarely seen, but always awesome charaicteristic (when done right) of the cutist pony of the bunch =D

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    11. ... god, someone needs to do that, Flutershy dressed as the NC xDxD

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    12. I liked this a lot, actually, especially the description of everyone's reaction to the really scary part. Everyone's kind of freaked out and then Rarity's all, ".....continue."

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    13. Yeah, it's not supposed to be porn. Really, I was just kinda making fun of the tropes of pony porn, like wingboners, unshorn fetlocks, all the pony specific stuff that us humans don't consider erotic.

      I get some more time on my hands and I'll try to mimic the tone and humor of an actual episode, with only occasional forays into metahumor. Got an idea involving Rarity making parachutes that won't seem to leave me alone.

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    14. I am very, VERY curious about this.

      And I honestly shouldn't be.

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    16. Yeah. This isn't porn. Satire of porn, yes, but not porn. The story is clearly about the girls and their reactions rather than trying to get someone somewhere on the internet to make a mess. There were some great moments in here. Rarity finds a bridle yank kinky? Criticshy is precious. All in all this was lots of fun. No arc, but it's satirical commentary.

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    17. Honestly Cereal, Scootaloo's completely baffled expression right there is about as appropriate as we can get when it comes to something like this.

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    18. Loved the reaction of the pegasi in the audience :)

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    19. I have no idea what I just read, but I laughed anyway, particularly at Applejack's and Rainbow Dash's reactions.

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    20. I would say that this is the last thing I would expect to be crossed with Ponies...
      but I already know this fandom too well to be
      surprised by ANY crossover.

      The story was well-written though a bit minimal--
      this would definitely have "worked" better as an
      actual animated short rather than in text.

      Also, now that I think about it, the whole
      "peripherally related to pr0n" parody feel
      was somewhat reminiscent of "Fluffershy,"
      which I found immensely amusing.

      The "Ponified" naughty acts that were included
      were a great way to avoid getting too cloppy.
      I approve!

      ...Even my serious and dramatic fic series
      featured wingboners, after all. :P

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    21. "That movie made me hungry. Who wants cupcakes?"
      Oh, you

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    22. LOL xD Loved it. even though it was kinda disturbing. but I still loved it! 5 stars!

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    23. Kill me, I'm a PONYJune 29, 2011 at 1:45 PM

      I just got why Dash would want to see a RACY film...
      Derp.

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    24. I liked it for what it was. A perfect satire; and the characterization was great!

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    25. this made me laugh so hard, im still laughing, great, so great.

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    26. BingWoners all around =D
      D4SHTH3R4INB0W

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    27. Criticshy salvages the whole thing. :)

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    28. A bible black crossover that isnt a clopfic? And a well written one at that? I don't think my jaw has ever dropped that low since I discovered how epic this show is. 4.5/5 and bookmark. Also, BRAVO with the fluttershy critique at the end!

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    29. Wow...of all the thinks to parody I would have never expected Bible Black..ever.
      Still it was tremendously funny reading all the reactions and even more funny when the CMC, Angel and Criticshy rear their heads.
      Excellent work.

      And yes that pic's probably the best to describe this whole thing.

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    30. @Nugar
      I've got to say, I liked it.

      I knew from the start it wasn't going to be porn (after all, it *is* up here on EqD, right?) But having seen Bible Black in the past, this is probably the best way to do it without going into the truly, truly warped territory of Applejack, Twilight, and Pinkie as our young cultists and Fluttershy as the new girl in class (with Rarity as the stuck-up class president, of course)....

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    31. I very like the reaction for Rainbow Dash's wings.
      I can see it for me: [CENSORED]!
      No, really, I'd like to se Dash do it while she...


      Yes i'm perverted.

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    32. As a person who has actually WATCHED the madness that is Bible Black.....

      I find this fanfic one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen.

      Good show, sir, good show.

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    33. Fluttershy sure rapped things up.

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    34. SO MANY REFERENCES!!! LOL XD

      Anyway, a pretty good fanfic, though not a real piece of art, but an interesting read nonetheless. The way the movie was done was like a potshot at the anime itself, which is ESPECIALLY evident with Fluttershy's absolutely GLORIOUS rant! Pity the more.....WEIRD and EXPLICIT stuff wasn't in it.....

      (Those that watched Bible Black should KNOW what I'm talking about....)

      In fact this should be a series featuring various parodies of other noteworthy films as watched by the Mane Cast.

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    35. "That movie made me hungry. Who wants cupcakes?"
      Now we just need a katamari damacy fic and were all set for my crossover all nighter

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    36. I saw this also as kind of a satire on different kinds of movie audience members, like which pony are you at the theater.

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    37. Big "People Lie" fan, cool to see you working on FIM stuff too. Weirdly enough the Ursa Minor/Major is kind of like the Servitor Bear creatures Team Lie fights in the forest.

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    38. "That movie made me hungry! Who wants cupcakes?"

      I see what you did there!

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    39. Strange. Not sure why I haven't commented on this previously considering I have read it about 8 times.
      This is how you do mature themes in universe.
      This is how you do buildup to payoff.
      This is how you give the reader dual reactions to the characters and what the characters are experiencing.
      This is how you scar the CMC for life.
      Well done, kudos, and thanks for one of the most interesting MLP short fics ever.
      Write more. Your situational characterizations are epic.

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    40. @DPV111

      Wow, I used to drunk-comment a lot. Overdramatic much?

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