• The GREAT and POWERFUL Brony Band

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    PURE POWER! That's what this 7 inches of PRISTINE leather channels DIRECTLY INTO YOUR VEINS.  When one wears the Great and Powerful arm band, one does not simply control the very fabric of time and space, no, it goes FAR BEYOND THAT.  Time and space become COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT, and simply cease to exist altogether until you DAMN WELL SAY THEY CAN!

    Deep within the Ursa Major cave of the Everfree Forest, where the legendary Great and Powerful Trixie resides with her galaxy bear slaves, this weapon of MASS DESTRUCTION... AND CREATION was forged (Via several black holes all orbiting one another) out of an OMEGA Dragon's Hide, and studded with pure adamantium taken from a pocket dimension filled with creatures that could survive a thousands years at the center of earth.

    You call that a runon sentence? I SAY IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER ANYMORE.

    But seriously, this thing is awesome.  Thanks to Leathercraft Pony over on ponychan.


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    Wednesday, June 29, 2011 op
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    34 comments:

    1. ForderzJune 29, 2011 at 10:32 PM

      Badass.

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    2. AnonymousJune 29, 2011 at 10:32 PM

      I enjoyed the description more than the pictures.

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    3. Roman500June 29, 2011 at 10:32 PM

      Pretty cool, I wonder how long it took Seth to think of that introduction.

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    4. AnonymousJune 29, 2011 at 10:33 PM

      how fast can I buy one of these? We require more Trixie merch. MUCH more!

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    5. AnonymousJune 29, 2011 at 10:33 PM

      What about Pinkie?

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    6. AnonymousJune 29, 2011 at 10:33 PM

      I lol'd

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    7. AnonymousJune 29, 2011 at 10:34 PM

      thats cool me want one^^

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    8. Rita LotJune 29, 2011 at 10:38 PM

      The description caused a giggling fit for a few minutes. Then it became badass. I need two of these. Maybe even three.

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    9. Aquaman52June 29, 2011 at 10:38 PM

      All in favor of making Seth write the episode summaries for Wikipedia next season, say aye.

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    10. AnonymousJune 29, 2011 at 10:43 PM

      @Aquaman52

      Ayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeaye

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    11. zZDarkMemoriesZzJune 29, 2011 at 10:44 PM

      Aye. xD

      Anyway, that's pretty awesome. Yet another potential unofficial product.
      ...Ya know, I think if Hasbro would sell half the stuff we're getting from unlicensed sources, they'd be rich.

      ~Dark~

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    12. NaglfarJune 29, 2011 at 10:45 PM

      You're a pretty good salesman, Seth.

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    13. AnonymousJune 29, 2011 at 10:45 PM

      Damn. Saw the entry title. Thought it was about a rock band.

      Cool band, but still.

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    14. Jack CloverJune 29, 2011 at 10:47 PM

      that description sounds like something Saxton Hale would write. and you know, i think he would somehow, deep down, be a brony.

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    15. AnonymousJune 29, 2011 at 10:47 PM

      @zZDarkMemoriesZz

      I just hope Hasbro doesn't crack down on all of this unofficial merch. It's better than quite a bit of their goods, though (PINK Celestia?? No classic AJ hats? Tsk, tsk to the toy store owners who drive this corruption). I mean, the only reason we can see episodes on Youtube is because Hasbro makes their money from the toys. If we take that away, manure is going to hit the fan!

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    16. UnknownJune 29, 2011 at 10:50 PM

      That description is definitely going in the books.

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    17. moerkoetJune 29, 2011 at 10:52 PM

      Me jelly...

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    18. AnonymousJune 29, 2011 at 10:57 PM

      I want galaxy bear slaves...

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    19. ZarkanorfJune 29, 2011 at 11:00 PM

      Sethisto-just-got-the-biggest-boner.txt

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    20. RonaldJune 29, 2011 at 11:09 PM

      Where can a pony purchase this incredible Great and Powerful work of masterpiece for them-self?

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    21. supersaiyanmikitoJune 29, 2011 at 11:12 PM

      Want... Want... WANT!!!

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    22. MuffinJune 30, 2011 at 12:43 AM

      How can I purchase a band such as this for my own needs?

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    23. Leathercraft PonyJune 30, 2011 at 12:54 AM

      Whoa... I had no idea a brony band could generate such eloquence. O_O Thanks, Seth ;)

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    24. 7heSamaJune 30, 2011 at 1:24 AM

      ... I WANT ONE
      Just not Trixie.

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    25. LoLZorZsJune 30, 2011 at 2:58 AM

      But what happened to the Rarity One? it was pretty cool, only if there where for all of them
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GesUqna5H64&feature=player_detailpage#t=924s

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    26. gingeraleJune 30, 2011 at 3:14 AM

      For some reason I heard that text in Ultimate Warrior's voice in my head.

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    27. AnonymousJune 30, 2011 at 6:34 AM

      I was expecting a music band called Trixie or something.

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    28. Mysterious, Disembodied VoiceJune 30, 2011 at 7:51 AM

      It needs to be about 20% more power.

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    29. AnonymousJune 30, 2011 at 8:23 AM

      i'd totally buy it.

      shit, can someone email hasbro already? we have to get some of the wonderful merch we have mass produced

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    30. AnonymousJune 30, 2011 at 9:48 AM

      So...anyone else read this in the Ultimate Warrior's voice?

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    31. AnonymousJune 30, 2011 at 10:19 AM

      I don't get it, whats with Trixie fandom? She's arrogant,snobby, egotistical, and a brat that DESERVES TO BURN IN A FIRE.

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    32. AnonymousJune 30, 2011 at 10:48 AM

      @Anonymous There appears to be some NEIGHsayers within the crowd.

      In all seriousness, there's the possibility that she's just like that due to a past traumatic experience which forced her to overcompensate.

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    33. AnonymousJune 30, 2011 at 12:14 PM

      I don't think pristine means what you think it means.

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    34. Star Winged BritJune 30, 2011 at 5:31 PM

      Dragon Balls?
      Thor's hammer?
      Castle Grayskull?
      The Triforce?
      Powerthirst?
      Who need's 'em when you've got the power of THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE going through your veins at 25 MILLION MILES AN HOUR!?

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