And poor Tom Cruise, about to or currently getting bombarded by hordes of Bronies who thought she was serious. This is why you don't toy with fandoms of this size. We go NUTS.
What if this rumor was true, and when Tom Cruise checked EQD he saw that people knew so he told Tara to play it off as a joke and it worked until I saw the true plot of this master plan. Ohgod
People believed the Tom Cruise thing, and yet seem to think Christian Bale knowing the Powerpuff Girls theme song is a joke. That one is actually real, folks.
Tara, don't you realize that you have control of a very dangerous fan base! We've crashed ourselves many a server and when people like you that we look up to start to say something, we eat it up. But that was the whole point wasn't it? Ohh, whatever will we do with you...
Blossom, commander and the leader Bubbles, she is the joy and the laughter Buttercup, she's the toughest fighter Powerpuffs save the day... Fighting crime, trying to save the world Here they come just in time, the Powerpuff Girls Fighting crime, trying to save the world Here they come just in time, the Powerpuff Girls Powerpuff!
As far as I can tell none of that happened. I checked earlier out of curiousity and there were only a few tweets about the Tom Cruise and Brony connection in the two hours in a Tom Cruise search of Twitter. Didn't really see any mention of it on his Facebook page. There is actually the same amount of tweets coming in now about him coming in now about him not being him a Brony then when was a Brony? 3 to 3 currently. I'm sure that will change in a little while though.
That explains the leaked scene from The Dark Knight Rises in which Batman steals golf clubs, kicks Bane in the face until his brain is showing and then snuggles a stuffed octopus.
Well...DOY! What is with half the people in this fandom taking everything literally? ... Fluttershy is a down-to-earth Pegasus. Scootaloo is a Pegasus filly. Daring Do and Sparkler are NOT Rainbow Dash's sisters. Spike is NOT Rainbow Dash. ... And for those that still don't understand Luna's "Royal we", may the merciful deity help you. ... *breathes* Okay, rant over.
Bronies confirmed for most gullible fandom. :P I can't decide which successful VA trolling attempt was more funny, this, or Tabitha censoring Derpy's name in all her tweets.
If nothing said about Tom Cruise is ever right, then what you just said about what people say about him would be right. (Which, ultimately, is something said about him.)
That would make that statement false, meaning something was true. But if the statement was false, what other statements left would've been true?
Well considering there was a whole South Park episode where Tom Cruise wouldn't come out of the closet, saying Tom Cruise is a closeted anything is a pretty obvious joke.
Seth I thought you'd know better by now. Tara is a savvy resident of the Tubes, she is an accomplished troll and everything on her twitter should be taken with a few blocks of salt.
@Bud Friesel He threatened to have Scientology sue her unless she 'claimed' it wa a joke. We're all on to you now, Tom! That's right, TOM!! HE PLAYED THE PART OF THE BOULDER!!! *knows all the secrets!*
People if Tom Cruise pops a gasket on Oprah over Katie Holmes, he would probably eat a can of silly string over ponies if he was a true brony. I know I did >burP<
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Trollololololololo...
ReplyDeleteToo bad I think?....
ReplyDeleteKnew it. LOL
ReplyDeleteJust WHO would've guessed. That was soooo unexpected. *Twilight Voice* ;P
ReplyDeleteWell yeah
ReplyDeleteI lol'd.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteThis is why we need a rumor tag :/
ReplyDeleteApparently Twi's VA didn't learn the lesson she did from Lesson Zero about not misusing power. Want It, Need It spell, anyone?
ReplyDeleteLol so win. :D
ReplyDeleteThis is why we can't have nice things.
ReplyDeleteWell no shit...
ReplyDeleteIt isn't that big of a loss no everypony return to your daily routine I got more ponies to watch and play with
ReplyDeleteGo, go Christian Bale X)
ReplyDeleteSomepony really wants the troll of the year award.
ReplyDeleteOr perhaps Twilight had a very good teacher...I mean Discord of course.
@TechnoTrot Well it's not like all of us believed it. Some of us had our doubts, and rightly so.
ReplyDeleteTrollestia just got outplayed.
ReplyDeleteComing from Tara Strong, I'm not surprised.
ReplyDeleteOh Tara, you so funneh :3
Further proof that some kinds of humour do not communicate well over pure text, and we all need to take stuff a little less seriously.
ReplyDeleteThough I could totally believe the Christian Bale thing. Now I'm just imagining Powerpuff Girls lines done in his Batman voice...
And poor Tom Cruise, about to or currently getting bombarded by hordes of Bronies who thought she was serious.
ReplyDeleteThis is why you don't toy with fandoms of this size. We go NUTS.
Tssk tssk Tara I think you need a lesson from Applejack but don't worry all is forgiven cause we love ya!!!
ReplyDeleteBatmans mind: Damn it, what would the Power Puff Girls do? XD
ReplyDeleteyall dum
ReplyDeleteOh TARA ! :(
ReplyDeleteApologize with Twilight voice and send it to Equestria daily, now ! >:D
@TechnoTrot
ReplyDeleteI want it, I need it, I REALLY LIKE HIS FANATICISM!
But, really I don't care, Tom Cruise is like eight kinds of crazy.
If anyone became the face for Bronies in the "mainstream" (manestream?) I would not want it to be him.
I guess she called us off after we bombarded his page with pony stuff.
ReplyDeleteTrolololo at it's most epic
ReplyDeleteWhy must you torture me so?????
ReplyDeleteAh well, at least Batman is a fan of Faust...
We still have Seth Green though.
ReplyDeleteKnew it. But good troll Tara it gave me a good laugh!
ReplyDeleteDidn't believe this one bit. Tara is ALWAYS cracking gems like this on Twitter. XD
ReplyDeleteYou know, I don't think this is true either.
ReplyDelete@ JitteryJoe
ReplyDeleteBubbles saying "WHERE IS HE!?" would be awesome
Trollestia taught her faithfull student well :P
What happens if Tom Cruise actually turns out to be a brony now?
ReplyDeleteOh, thanks Tara. Now I'm just imagining Batman going "Dun! Dun dunununNUh nuh! Doo! Doo deedoodee DOO doo!"
ReplyDeleteThis being a joke pleases me greatly.
ReplyDeleteThat many is crazy...and not in the good way...
He would've made a good Cutie Mark Cruisader :P
ReplyDeleteTara Stroll
ReplyDelete@Truehearted
ReplyDeleteI was dreading the day he appeared on Dr. Phil to announce the teachings of Ponitology.
What if this rumor was true, and when Tom Cruise checked EQD he saw that people knew so he told Tara to play it off as a joke and it worked until I saw the true plot of this master plan. Ohgod
ReplyDeleteTold ya guys.
ReplyDeleteShe's that awesome.
People believed the Tom Cruise thing, and yet seem to think Christian Bale knowing the Powerpuff Girls theme song is a joke. That one is actually real, folks.
ReplyDeleteAs Pinkie Pie said once;
ReplyDeleteA-HA! I KNEW IT!
For once in my life, I was not gullible :)
it'll probably never happen again tho...
Thumbs up, Christian Bale.
ReplyDelete@sevooHypreD
ReplyDeleteWhy wouldn't people believe that? PPG is very well accepted by most all. MLP is... still crawling out of its old reputation =/
Called it.
ReplyDeleteAwr. Tom Cruise could've been best pony.
ReplyDelete*Golf Clap*
ReplyDeleteWell played.
The Powerpuff Girls theme song doesn't really have lyrics... just narration and a musical theme. (Dun, dun da dada dun!)
ReplyDeleteTara, don't you realize that you have control of a very dangerous fan base! We've crashed ourselves many a server and when people like you that we look up to start to say something, we eat it up. But that was the whole point wasn't it? Ohh, whatever will we do with you...
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ReplyDelete@Jordan
ReplyDeleteBlossom, commander and the leader
Bubbles, she is the joy and the laughter
Buttercup, she's the toughest fighter
Powerpuffs save the day...
Fighting crime, trying to save the world
Here they come just in time, the Powerpuff Girls
Fighting crime, trying to save the world
Here they come just in time, the Powerpuff Girls
Powerpuff!
...
na na, na na na!
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ReplyDeleteinb4 Tom Cruise's publicist phones up Tara Strong...
ReplyDeleteChristian Bale and the Powerpuff Girls?
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, I can now see Professor Utonium and Lucius Fox as good friends.
ReplyDeleteWell played, Ms. Strong!
I figured she was trolling when I first saw the tweet. lol
ReplyDelete@Boomerang503
ReplyDeleteAnd now I'm thinking of a PPG / Batman crossover.
"WHERE WAS THE CHEMICAL X GOING!?!?!"
Love and tolerance, sure, but damnit, this still makes my angry as hell. >:(
ReplyDeleteUnfortuantely, Bronies already managed to ruin Cruise's life more than any psychofan ever.
ReplyDeleteso... did anypony mention this to tom? Did anyone tell him about tara's joke yet?
ReplyDelete@Daxter Galaxy
ReplyDeleteAs far as I can tell none of that happened. I checked earlier out of curiousity and there were only a few tweets about the Tom Cruise and Brony connection in the two hours in a Tom Cruise search of Twitter. Didn't really see any mention of it on his Facebook page. There is actually the same amount of tweets coming in now about him coming in now about him not being him a Brony then when was a Brony? 3 to 3 currently. I'm sure that will change in a little while though.
Oh, he is. He just doesn't know it yet.
ReplyDelete@Dantes_Grill
That explains the leaked scene from The Dark Knight Rises in which Batman steals golf clubs, kicks Bane in the face until his brain is showing and then snuggles a stuffed octopus.
*applause* Well done Tara well done. Fooled us all. You win 100 Internets.
ReplyDeleteWell...DOY!
ReplyDeleteWhat is with half the people in this fandom taking everything literally?
...
Fluttershy is a down-to-earth Pegasus.
Scootaloo is a Pegasus filly.
Daring Do and Sparkler are NOT Rainbow Dash's sisters.
Spike is NOT Rainbow Dash.
...
And for those that still don't understand Luna's "Royal we", may the merciful deity help you.
...
*breathes*
Okay, rant over.
@Beta-Carotene
ReplyDeleteMojo-Joker?
0_0
@CTOONfan1 What's your POINT?
ReplyDelete@Cgeta Cute Mark Crusader Super Spies, YAY!
ReplyDelete@arrowsofthenlr
ReplyDelete"Did I ever tell you how I got this brain?"
@Kranbe Muffin Impossible: Derpy is Magic
ReplyDeleteKNEW IT. Oh, Tara. We love you so. Well played, indeed.
ReplyDelete...And some people here really need to learn how to take a joke.
Well, of course it was a joke... Maybe I'm too old or whatever, but I just assumed that she was kidding.
ReplyDeleteTrollight Sparkle! She is definitely Trollestia's finest student!
ReplyDeleteDidn't fall for it, unlike the rest of you.
ReplyDelete@Octavia9th I can take a joke as well as the next brony, but that was just mean, IMO.
ReplyDelete@Iron Steed The Valiant Good for you, you wanna bucking cookie or something? -_-
ReplyDeleteTara is more awesome with each day
ReplyDeleteBronies confirmed for most gullible fandom. :P
ReplyDeleteI can't decide which successful VA trolling attempt was more funny, this, or Tabitha censoring Derpy's name in all her tweets.
Jeez, I'm gone for a second and some nonsense about Tom Cruise starts up?
ReplyDeleteJeez, I'm gone for a second and some nonsense about Tom Cruise starts up?
ReplyDeleteBut wait. Christian Bale likes PPG. ... There is a chance that he might be a closet brony. QUICKLY, SOMEONE FIND OUT IF BATMAN IS A BRONY.
ReplyDelete@Seashell Sorbet Is it gullible to beleive something that someone who we trust says? I think not.
ReplyDelete@statoose
ReplyDeleteIt is when it's clearly a joke.
@sevooHypreD Keyword being "Clearly".
ReplyDelete@Seashell Sorbet Indeed. The amount of news we've gotten here lately that was later revealed to be fake is a bit too large for my liking.
ReplyDeleteAnd so the student has become the master...
ReplyDelete@arrowsofthenlr Easier said then done, unfortunately.
ReplyDeletexD trol mode on
ReplyDelete@statoose
ReplyDeleteWell, since when is anything anybody says about Tom Cruise ever right?
I rest my case.
That kid from Teens React is right, we are all trolls D:
ReplyDeleteJust Joking :p
Now I'm thinking of a gravlely batman voice singing the ppg theme
ReplyDelete@Tundra You can't rest your case with a paradox!
ReplyDeleteIf nothing said about Tom Cruise is ever right, then what you just said about what people say about him would be right. (Which, ultimately, is something said about him.)
That would make that statement false, meaning something was true. But if the statement was false, what other statements left would've been true?
Which would make the stateme--
*asplodes*
Well considering there was a whole South Park episode where Tom Cruise wouldn't come out of the closet, saying Tom Cruise is a closeted anything is a pretty obvious joke.
ReplyDelete@Rockpath Wow, great connection. I had forgotten that.
ReplyDeleteLOL, look at Tara's most recent tweet. XD
ReplyDeleteSeth I thought you'd know better by now. Tara is a savvy resident of the Tubes, she is an accomplished troll and everything on her twitter should be taken with a few blocks of salt.
ReplyDeleteOh, Tara. You so silly. Though it's true, it could happen. It's not very likely mind you... but possible I suppose. :P
ReplyDelete@TechnoTrot
ReplyDeletei agree totaly
......i feel really dumb cause i told one of my friends about this...
ReplyDelete@crris14
ReplyDeleteHeheh... I told my parents...
Wait people took that seriously?
ReplyDeleteHe's a closet 'something' alright. LOL
ReplyDeleteI had a feeling it was a joke. Good to see it was spelled oout, though.
@Bud Friesel He threatened to have Scientology sue her unless she 'claimed' it wa a joke. We're all on to you now, Tom! That's right, TOM!! HE PLAYED THE PART OF THE BOULDER!!! *knows all the secrets!*
ReplyDelete@Tundra Tom Cruise is a human male.
ReplyDelete*is proven wrong!* OMG!!! D:
People if Tom Cruise pops a gasket on Oprah over Katie Holmes, he would probably eat a can of silly string over ponies if he was a true brony. I know I did >burP<
ReplyDeletelololol, closet
ReplyDeleteaw thx god
ReplyDelete@FamusJamus
ReplyDeleteI rested my case on a question.
Therefore, there was no statement to create a paradox in the first place.
:)
Huzzah!
ReplyDeleteTARA STROOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGG!!! *Raises hoof to the air!*
ReplyDeletehey Tom Cruise may not be a brony but he is in the closet.
ReplyDeletebesides that the only Tom I like is big heavy and sometimes passes as a huge diamond!
@comickid
ReplyDeleteWell, seconded.
Phew, we dodged the bullet there. Bronies are already known for being able to be quite.. crazy...
ReplyDeleteyay~
ReplyDelete@Tundra Aww bugger...
ReplyDeleteAnd here I thought I was being interrigent. xD
You got me there...
ReplyDelete