Oh Cereal! That's not how you take care of e-mails! It's obvious you need something more like an M249, 200 rounds per box. Hell you'll be set! Never gonna have an e-mail problem again!
PS: Applejack is best pony and I will not stand for any more of this "she needs a good episode" silliness. Go watch applebuck season again.
I will admit though she does need an episode that shows off her POSITIVE traits... fall weather friends sort of did, but it didn't totally focus on applejack.
So along with the usual arsenal of modern weapons, are their any super weapons like "The Moon Cannon" (needs no explanation), "Spam Daddy" (automatically sent to the spam folder), and "M.O.A.R" (Mother Of All Rainbooms)?
Will there be a "Survival Mode" where the player can play as either Seth, Phoe, Cereal, or Tek - each with awesome voiceovers and one-liners - in a game that involves surviving wave after wave of emails?
What about DLCs? Will they include new maps? Will they involve random trips to swamps filled with crazy locals, or the dead rising, or even getting abducted by aliens?
Clearly this game needs to be made into a movie, so we can have a movie licensed game after it. So we can have Equestria Daily The Game: The Movie: The Game
HA! Aw, that made me laugh. Also, @The staff here at EqD; the amount of work, and the quality you put into this place is astounding and incredible. Thank you for checking all those emails and bringing us all these ponies.
True fact: no legitimate emails were harmed in the making of this movie. The emails shown were different variations of the fanfiction "Cupcakes". These emails have become a plague in Equestria since their introduction into the ecosystem. So it was decried by Celestia in a move ratified by the pony senate that "Cupcakes" can be hunted, as long as you buy a hunting license.
This legislation has been very well received by the equestrian citizenship ( especially considering the tough year it has been for Celestia in the polls. Things were looking very grim after the "Floor Cannon for Social Justice" was instituted by sole executive review.). It is estimated that around 75% of the invasive emails have been wiped out since the beginning of the program.
Therefore, it is highly encouraged for those who own small or large arms munitions to obtain a hunter's license. Together, we can make Equestria beautiful again!
In Celestia's name.
-Dr. Henry, Regent Historian of the Crown, Guardian of Equestrian Past, Recorder of Pantheonic Exploits
Oh, and my newest title: Press Secretary for Pony Fortress 2!
Hahaha... That was great. I guess I don't get to shoot my e-mail since I use AOL mail. Meh, I lke rifles better than hand guns anyway... Now I want to go to the range... WOW that got off track! Cool video!
Hm... I haven't sent any of my stuff along (Ok, I haven't had time to make anything) in awhile, but all of a sudden I have the urge to forward as much as possible as fast as possible. (Seriously though, isn't there an easier way to give us a hint?)
Also, it needs way more pony if it's going to get a P rating. Granted, everything could use more pony.
Pro tip: In the second room of the house you start in, there's a chainsaw under the bed. Trust me, it's the best weapon in the game.
Also, does anypony know if the rumor about finishing a level w/o getting hit once activates the portal, which takes you to a special bonus level which starts with you announcing an event, which then puts you in a horde like level, where everything spawns five times as fast as normal? (I've heard some call it the OC Pony level, and others call it the speedfic challenge level, so I'm not sure if these are truths or just unfounded rumors.)
@M1Abrams He needs some of those SureFire high cap mags for his M16, then he'll be set. I don't think anypony running a website all the time can afford an M249... Yeah, yeah, I know. inb4 >implying cereal doesn't have a paying job. ...does he?
115 comments:
I hope I dont lose
ReplyDeleteI guess I just lost, darn you Cereal.
ReplyDeleteCELESTIA DAMN IT JELFES
ReplyDeleteThat was so bootleg it was great.
ReplyDeleteFOR THE LOVE OF LUNA, CEREAL!
ReplyDeleteWAT
ReplyDeletehey, Cereal, when is Seth, or you or Phoe, gonna post the anniversary post?
ReplyDeleteHow I WISH I could handle my work emails this way.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't play it, you lose!
ReplyDeleteWhere was the game? I was hoping I could play it with the girls at my next party!
ReplyDeleteThe Game... Aw dammit, you made me lose!
ReplyDeletewait what
ReplyDeleteSo that's why my submission didn't go through.
ReplyDeleteI laughed way too much at this.
ReplyDeleteMeh, I give it a 4 out of 5. Not bad but not perfect, either.
ReplyDeleteOh Cereal! That's not how you take care of e-mails! It's obvious you need something more like an M249, 200 rounds per box. Hell you'll be set! Never gonna have an e-mail problem again!
ReplyDeleteThat was funny ^_^
ReplyDeletewait a second...
I JUST LOST THE GAME! D:
really ceral also what u mean AJ has no good episodes yet fall weather friends and apple buck season are great or am i the only one who thinks that
ReplyDeleteStrange game. The only winning move is not to play.
ReplyDeleteShooting imaginary emails with guns? SOMEBODY MAKE THIS REAL!
ReplyDelete@mattwhite924,
ReplyDeleteTruer words have never been spoken.
In an unrelated note...
I lost the game. :(
I'd play it.
ReplyDeleteReally a awesome website becomes a frist person shooter................................................YES!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go out and say it...
ReplyDeleteCereal, you have horrid aim.
Well, I guess this means that if Cereal doesnt answer your e-mail, you just lost the game!
ReplyDeleteWell played Cereal, well played....
Wait....what?
ReplyDeleteLol @ the beginning.
ReplyDeleteI demand a iPhone app
ReplyDeleteThat made my night. I really needed that.
ReplyDeleteBahahaha, I found this way too funny. Probably because it's so accurate (unlike Cereal's aim). XD
ReplyDeleteI was hoping it would be 20% cooler.
ReplyDeleteAaaaaand it bursts into flames. Good ending xD
ReplyDeletePS: Applejack is best pony and I will not stand for any more of this "she needs a good episode" silliness. Go watch applebuck season again.
I will admit though she does need an episode that shows off her POSITIVE traits... fall weather friends sort of did, but it didn't totally focus on applejack.
Damn it, I lost. The game.
ReplyDeleteVe must destroy da emailz!
ReplyDeleteWhat. Was. That.
ReplyDelete>Rated P for Pony
ReplyDelete>Game contains almost no pony whatsoever
I'm not sure I understand your rating system here... :P
And now to email Cereal a link to this video.
ReplyDeleteCereal, I must ask, but did Michael Bay help create this video?
ReplyDeleteI lost
ReplyDeleteMy contact lens. Lend me a spare?
I hate Gmail, too. Google already owns about half of my life.
>Implying Applebucking Season or Fall Weather Friends or Look Before You Sleep aren't good episodes.
ReplyDeleteI want what you guys are smoking.
ReplyDeleteSo Cereal finally lost it with all the emails spammage >:3
ReplyDeleteSo along with the usual arsenal of modern weapons, are their any super weapons like "The Moon Cannon" (needs no explanation), "Spam Daddy" (automatically sent to the spam folder), and "M.O.A.R" (Mother Of All Rainbooms)?
ReplyDeleteWill there be a "Survival Mode" where the player can play as either Seth, Phoe, Cereal, or Tek - each with awesome voiceovers and one-liners - in a game that involves surviving wave after wave of emails?
What about DLCs? Will they include new maps? Will they involve random trips to swamps filled with crazy locals, or the dead rising, or even getting abducted by aliens?
I think you're doing it wrong, Cereal, you're supposed to read them, not use them as target practice. :P
ReplyDelete...someone get this brony a jacket.
ReplyDeleteThat was fucking hilarious. Kudos.
ReplyDeleteCereal, give us some of your stash. You must be smoking some good stuff to come up with that lol.
ReplyDeleteCereal, you are good.
ReplyDelete>Emails at 5m distance
ReplyDelete>Unloads the whole clip
Aiming... Not necessary. Ever.
@pmcollectorboy
"I need that poision joke smoke to keep my wings loose" (as sung by DerpyGrooves).
But, but, but
ReplyDeleteApplejack did have a good episode! Episode 4, Apple buck Season? Ring a bell?
Clearly this game needs to be made into a movie, so we can have a movie licensed game after it. So we can have Equestria Daily The Game: The Movie: The Game
ReplyDeletei just read the captions in the movie preview voice
ReplyDeleteOh you ponies...
ReplyDeleteCEREAL, WHO GAVE YOU A FIREARM, AND WHY?
ReplyDelete@mrjoshmacintosh
ReplyDeleteWAT indeed...@.@
@Favo
You lose even if you do play it.
BTW, you just lost the game.
@mattwhite924 Well, not exactly, this isn't Global Thermonuclear War, this is just The Game, you don't even have to participate to lose.
ReplyDelete...Oh, the carnage, the brutality, the merciless slaughter!
ReplyDeleteI think I'm in love...!
We love you!
ReplyDeleteEmail stands for Evil-mail! Evil mail of love. :D
Is this a message Cereal? Because I'm getting a distinct 'Send me as much mail as you can' message.
ReplyDeleteI hope this game is on steam
ReplyDeleteThis is Cereal's way of saying "COME AT ME BRO" and "Challenge Accepted" to spam mail
ReplyDelete@Pinkie Pie
ReplyDeleteMake a mailable party or something. If anypony can do it its you.
so i keep throwing my money at the screen, but all it does is float around.
ReplyDeleteThat video was absolutely hilarious, just what I needed right now.
ReplyDeleteAnd I would totally play Equestria Daily: The Game, it simply drips awesome.
HA! Aw, that made me laugh. Also, @The staff here at EqD; the amount of work, and the quality you put into this place is astounding and incredible. Thank you for checking all those emails and bringing us all these ponies.
ReplyDelete@PonyPonyPonyBrony they dont check the e-mails, they shoot then with guns!!
ReplyDeleteNow you know what happened to that fan-fic you submitted in April...
ReplyDelete@Bombedrumbum
ReplyDeleteYou mean Seth hasn't gotten a single one of my love notes?! I send him like three a day!
FPS games are now pony relevant.
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard that I nearly coughed my lungs out.
ReplyDelete<3
I want it now.
ReplyDeleteSo when is the game coming out...?
ReplyDeleteTrue fact: no legitimate emails were harmed in the making of this movie. The emails shown were different variations of the fanfiction "Cupcakes". These emails have become a plague in Equestria since their introduction into the ecosystem. So it was decried by Celestia in a move ratified by the pony senate that "Cupcakes" can be hunted, as long as you buy a hunting license.
ReplyDeleteThis legislation has been very well received by the equestrian citizenship ( especially considering the tough year it has been for Celestia in the polls. Things were looking very grim after the "Floor Cannon for Social Justice" was instituted by sole executive review.). It is estimated that around 75% of the invasive emails have been wiped out since the beginning of the program.
Therefore, it is highly encouraged for those who own small or large arms munitions to obtain a hunter's license. Together, we can make Equestria beautiful again!
In Celestia's name.
-Dr. Henry, Regent Historian of the Crown, Guardian of Equestrian Past, Recorder of Pantheonic Exploits
Oh, and my newest title: Press Secretary for Pony Fortress 2!
Hahaha... That was great. I guess I don't get to shoot my e-mail since I use AOL mail. Meh, I lke rifles better than hand guns anyway... Now I want to go to the range...
ReplyDeleteWOW that got off track! Cool video!
lolwut?
ReplyDeleteSee, this is EXACTLY why I don't email any of you folks on the site team.
ReplyDeleteDoing my little part to cut down on the horde.
Lawl. Oh Cereal, you so silly!
ReplyDeleteThe opening was hilarious. <3 I see your problem though. You must be using Hotmail or such. ;)
I'd play it!
Equestria Daily: The Game: The Movie.
ReplyDeleteIt's... nice.
ReplyDeleteALL MY MONEY, TAKE IT!
ReplyDeleteApplebuck Season was one of my favorite episodes....
ReplyDeleteI lost the game. DAMMIT.
ReplyDeleteThat aside, this had me in STITCHES it was too funny!!!
This over MW3. Hehe.
ReplyDelete*I scroll down and see this article
ReplyDelete(Equestria daily)
*eyes shift down
(The Game)
*Punches wall
o*pens a can of coke and chills to watch pony
Dammit Cereal, I just lost. >.<
ReplyDeletewhatever that was, it was awesome!
ReplyDeleteAs a pre-reader... yes, this is accurate.
ReplyDeleteHm... I haven't sent any of my stuff along (Ok, I haven't had time to make anything) in awhile, but all of a sudden I have the urge to forward as much as possible as fast as possible. (Seriously though, isn't there an easier way to give us a hint?)
ReplyDeleteAlso, it needs way more pony if it's going to get a P rating. Granted, everything could use more pony.
He does what with our E-mails?!
ReplyDeleteThat was AWESOME!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo, seriously, it was.
NO! That was my story update you shot there!!!
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, that was awesome. I would so play that if it were an actual game. Wouldn't pay money for it, mind you, but I would play it. ;)
I lost the game. :3
ReplyDeleteRespond by sending ALL THE EMAILS!
ReplyDeleteI bet one of those was my email! xD
ReplyDeleteFriggin heck we lost the game
ReplyDeletePro tip: In the second room of the house you start in, there's a chainsaw under the bed. Trust me, it's the best weapon in the game.
ReplyDeleteAlso, does anypony know if the rumor about finishing a level w/o getting hit once activates the portal, which takes you to a special bonus level which starts with you announcing an event, which then puts you in a horde like level, where everything spawns five times as fast as normal? (I've heard some call it the OC Pony level, and others call it the speedfic challenge level, so I'm not sure if these are truths or just unfounded rumors.)
I'm willing to bet you can unlock a weapon called The Spam Filter - A Vietnam era Flame Thrower. That will take care of those pesky e-mails.
ReplyDeleteForget about Modern Warfare 3, this is the best FPS of the year!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy is everything an FPS these days?
ReplyDeleteMy dear, I almost died.
ReplyDeleteScrew MW3, GOW3 and BF3, This was AMAZING.
I lost the Equestrian Game
ReplyDeleteThat's a triple-A title right there.
ReplyDeleteWell I like it. -:D
ReplyDeleteI lost as well D:
ReplyDeleteWhoever wins we win!
ReplyDeleteI burst out laughing so hard!
ReplyDeleteI don't have moneyz to lend you, but at least take the cryengine...
ReplyDeleteSo this is what happened to the drawings I sent in
ReplyDeleteI would pay for that game.
ReplyDeleteThat's what they probably do with half of my emails, lol
ReplyDelete@M1Abrams He needs some of those SureFire high cap mags for his M16, then he'll be set. I don't think anypony running a website all the time can afford an M249...
ReplyDeleteYeah, yeah, I know. inb4 >implying cereal doesn't have a paying job.
...does he?
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU the game :(
ReplyDelete"Ma name's Applejack an' ah don't have a hat and ah haven't had a good episode yet."
ReplyDeleteSo funny. So true.
Darn, they are invading us >.<
ReplyDeleteHow could a human like me play a Game rated for ponys ._.
Love it! Now I'm gonna to send you an e-mail or two, so you can know how much I just loved this here film. Or three. Let's think big!
ReplyDelete