How hard would it actually be for somepony to acquire a large-scale printer to print out boxes of *the great and tasty* Trixie, and assemble them and stuff bags of Trix in them, and then selling the final product to interested bronies everywhere?
I mean, the back could include GREAT and WONDERFUL games like how many ways can you misspell Twilight's name?
I will pay a fortune to the cereal companies if this gets made! With commercials to go along with it of course. And in a twist of marketing faith, instead of the kids dont get to try any cereal and just watch Trixe eat it! :D
I'm so conflicted with the blog owner. If not for him, there would really be no place to find all of the great stuff this fandom puts out.
On the other hand, if he didn't exist, Trixie would probably be on Gilda's level of acknowledgment, which is much more respectable instead of completely fucking annoying.
On one hoof, my father works for general mills and knows the right people in the company that a marketing scheme like this with MLP and Hasbro could become reality.
On the other hoof, i would have to tell my dad that his 23 year old son watches My little Pony....
The problem I have with Trixie is that she's always overplayed as boasting. Basically, it's always "Hey, I'm Trixie, I'm better than you, suck it down, yeah shut up, see GREAT AND POWERFUL before my name?You all suck etc etcd" All the time, just like last week ><. She need to learn some humility, then she'd be less annoying.
The Great and Powerful TRIXIE approves of this plot to take-over Equestria! -Starts talking with a mouthful of cereal- Those foals from Ponyville won't know what hit them, -Eats another mouthful- Ah'wl kick those sisters out, -Another mouthful- them ah'wl rock dem in the dumgeom. -Another mouthful- Mmm, the Rreat and Poewurful Drisie is dericious!
MOAR TRIXIE. I'm serious. But then again, what kind of Trixie-hater is going to post in here? So we are pretty much all Trixie-supporters here. You could just make Trixie a category... like [comic] or [story]. I would come here every day for some [Trixie]!
As for this image, do you think whoever made this, or somepony else could make a huge-res version of this? I would print and make one, certainly. You only need one for ALL your cereal!
Let's see... -"Great and Tasty Trixies" -"Apple Jacks (they really do taste like apples now!)" -"Super-Choco Sugar-Filled Pinkie Puffs" -"Rainbow Dash's 20% cooler rainb-O's" -"Frosted Flutter Flakes" -"Sparkled Toast Crunch -nutritious: see side bar for ingredients and information on what they all do-" -"Diamond Crunch" (they'll tear up your mouth if you're not a dragon) -"Muffin Crisp!" (Muffins for breakfast?!?)
67 comments:
I WOULD BUY THOUSANDS OF THESE
ReplyDeleteMORE TRIXIE ISW BEST TRIXIE
ReplyDeleteMy money! I give it to thee to make this product!
ReplyDeleteminus the W, of course.
ReplyDeleteYour logic. It's mind boggling.
ReplyDeleteAnd i would totally buy that.
ANGER. RAGE. GRRRR.
ReplyDeleteNeeds more Zecora.
I'm actually more sad the the scheme got reversed back to normal.
ReplyDeleteI was actually getting used to Applejack.
Pinkie Puffs are better
ReplyDeleteI like how Trixie cereal still has the awesome shapes and not the stupic puffs that trix has these days.
ReplyDeleteI love Trixie though...
ReplyDeletedo want
ReplyDeletethe great and tasty trixie
I need this.
ReplyDeleteI need it so bad.
This... this would be the most amazing cereal of all time. Excuse me while I write several letters to General Mills...
ReplyDelete"Cereal" Velocity, indeed!
ReplyDeleteI don't even really like Trix, but this would make it my new favourite cereal.
ReplyDeleteHOW COME THIS CAME OUT JUST NOW?
ReplyDeleteAlso I concur with the Pinkie Puffs.
We require more cereal ponies.
i would love to taste some Great and Powerful Trixie
ReplyDeletewhat?
They're Magically Delicious!
ReplyDeleteYou are all hypocrites!
ReplyDeleteThe hell?
ReplyDeleteNO WAY! We need more Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie!
Flavour that lasts. FOREVER.
Fluttershy: Silly Angel Trixie's are for foals. (proceeds to eat cereal)
ReplyDeleteToo much Trixie? Not enough Trixie if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteShe's great, and Powerful.
I would buy this cerel for the packaging..
ReplyDeleteSilly Pony, Trixie's for kids!
ReplyDeleteApplejacks ftw!
ReplyDeleteHow hard would it actually be for somepony to acquire a large-scale printer to print out boxes of *the great and tasty* Trixie, and assemble them and stuff bags of Trix in them, and then selling the final product to interested bronies everywhere?
ReplyDeleteI mean, the back could include GREAT and WONDERFUL games like how many ways can you misspell Twilight's name?
I will pay a fortune to the cereal companies if this gets made! With commercials to go along with it of course. And in a twist of marketing faith, instead of the kids dont get to try any cereal and just watch Trixe eat it! :D
ReplyDeleteI'm so conflicted with the blog owner. If not for him, there would really be no place to find all of the great stuff this fandom puts out.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, if he didn't exist, Trixie would probably be on Gilda's level of acknowledgment, which is much more respectable instead of completely fucking annoying.
Guess the world can't be perfect.
You can mispell twilights name in forty seven different ways.
ReplyDeleteSilly angel bunny Trixie is for Tweyelite Sprarkul!
This is nice, but I'm more of an Apple Jacks man.
ReplyDeleteapplejacks isn't general mills.
ReplyDeleteWho gets to be on the wheaties box then AJ or rainbow dash?
Im so conflicted.
ReplyDeleteOn one hoof, my father works for general mills and knows the right people in the company that a marketing scheme like this with MLP and Hasbro could become reality.
On the other hoof, i would have to tell my dad that his 23 year old son watches My little Pony....
Silly ponies.
ReplyDeleteTrixie's for ME! ALL FOR ME.
.....Twilight can come too.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteDo it!
Better you tell him than he finds out on his own!
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteTell him, Or else Princess Celestia will have to banish you from Equestria and then lock you in a dungeon in the place she banished you to.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteThat Andre Agassi (the "manly tennis player") pony, of course!
Of course we're annoyed after all 'Trixie's for kids!' We don't want that goat food around here.
ReplyDeleteHasbro, get on this.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous what a great idea! Pinkie Puffs, coated with sugar and happiness to happy your day! Whoo!
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with you, Sethi? Why would we ever be angry at this?
ReplyDeleteAlso, if Hasbro has any sense, ponies WILL appear on cereal boxes eventually.
There is never enough Trixie. Never ever. How could you even think otherwise?
ReplyDeleteAs for the vote, if it was any other pony offering I'd say no. But voting yes.
The Great and Powerful Trixie always puts a smile on my face :>
ReplyDeleteThe problem I have with Trixie is that she's always overplayed as boasting.
ReplyDeleteBasically, it's always "Hey, I'm Trixie, I'm better than you, suck it down, yeah shut up, see GREAT AND POWERFUL before my name?You all suck etc etcd"
All the time, just like last week ><.
She need to learn some humility, then she'd be less annoying.
Silly Twilight, Trixie is for kids.
ReplyDeleteThe Great and Powerful TRIXIE approves of this plot to take-over Equestria!
ReplyDelete-Starts talking with a mouthful of cereal-
Those foals from Ponyville won't know what hit them,
-Eats another mouthful-
Ah'wl kick those sisters out,
-Another mouthful-
them ah'wl rock dem in the dumgeom.
-Another mouthful-
Mmm, the Rreat and Poewurful Drisie is dericious!
MOAR TRIXIE. I'm serious. But then again, what kind of Trixie-hater is going to post in here? So we are pretty much all Trixie-supporters here. You could just make Trixie a category... like [comic] or [story].
ReplyDeleteI would come here every day for some [Trixie]!
As for this image, do you think whoever made this, or somepony else could make a huge-res version of this? I would print and make one, certainly. You only need one for ALL your cereal!
I would TOTALLY buy a few boxes a week :3
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteHumility? What is this NONSENSE you speak of? There is no REASON for the GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE to be HUMBLE!
How else would she ham it up so wonderfully? All she needs to stop doing is targetting others and just showing how amazing she is.
Now STAND BACK EVERYONE as Trixie takes Large Steps.
@gingerale
ReplyDeleteI meant that she should keep showing off how amazing she is. Just not target others.
I think we need some more pony-based cereals like this!
ReplyDeleteHell, AJ's already named after one! It would also be nice to se....FlutterFlakes.
Let's see...
ReplyDelete-"Great and Tasty Trixies"
-"Apple Jacks (they really do taste like apples now!)"
-"Super-Choco Sugar-Filled Pinkie Puffs"
-"Rainbow Dash's 20% cooler rainb-O's"
-"Frosted Flutter Flakes"
-"Sparkled Toast Crunch -nutritious: see side bar for ingredients and information on what they all do-"
-"Diamond Crunch" (they'll tear up your mouth if you're not a dragon)
-"Muffin Crisp!" (Muffins for breakfast?!?)
Derpy Charms!
ReplyDelete@T.O. Brony
ReplyDeleteNope, Lucky Gems for Spike!
You can never have too much Trixie!
ReplyDeleteAlso need some "Frosted Sweetie Belles"
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ReplyDeletewait, what? whoops, the Poll derped and gave me a comment box where the answers were supposed to be :p
ReplyDelete@Sir Leadhead
ReplyDeleteanyways, yes. Pony cereal. The best breakfast ever :D
All those stupid cereal characters like the bunny or the tiger are no match for The Great and Powerful Trixie.
ReplyDelete@Cottonmouth
ReplyDeleteMy god, man, you are such a little troll. Can you EVER make even a single post without snarking all over something/somepony?
@Purple Tinker
ReplyDeleteWell, he IS sortof right.
Even if he could've said it with less snark.
W-where's my cereal? Sis said she'd get one for me...
ReplyDelete@Luna:
ReplyDeleteWhat?! No Luna cereal?! This is preposterous! There's lots of things that Princess Luna could be a play-on-words of!
...Like...eh...gimme a sec...
~Display Name
I've just realised; Trixie is the opposite of Derpy Hooves.
ReplyDeleteLuna cereal? Easy, Luna Loops! *giggles* I would buy a skid of it!
ReplyDelete@the (fallen) princess luna
ReplyDeleteHere it is:
Lucky Lunas!
Now with marshmallow wizard hats!!!
ReplyDeleteLuna's Toast Crunch. Deeliscious cereal toasts sprinkled with luna's sugarly moon dust!!! Now with fruity stars, moons and constellations!!!
ReplyDelete