Oh, hello.
Don't mind my sister. She just gets so angry at times, and it's hard to reason with her. I'll sit her down with her favorite cup of coffee- she just loves her coffee, you know- and we'll have a talk about this moon business. We'll get you down from there soon. I know how cold it gets.
She's really a gentle, caring sister once you get to know her. She just gets a little carried away sometimes... all she needs is a little encouragement that everypony likes her sun. I'm sorry about all this.
I saw everything you said before. I love you all, too.
Also that ridiculous RP in the comments compiled for everypony.
Part 1
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693 comments:
Actually the death trap thing is not the problem Anonymous, especially when mine is considered cruel and unusal torture but still they refuse to remove the 'supposedly'. I'm still only 'supposedly' evil.
ReplyDelete(Probably because I watch My Little Pony, but I don't hold that agaisnt the show quite a few villains like Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie. The Joker in particular likes Pinkie Pie.)
For reference of what my deathtrap involves watching a show from hell in the link I'm about to provide.
If you have weak constitutions I suggest you don't copy and paste to watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhE2RJifOnc
Watching that series will mess you up, I'm not kidding. The evil community considers it an act of cruelty to subject someone to that, but it's still within legal evil limits since the Mystery Science Theatre convention.
Quiz Show Host: Oh Fluttershy, Fluttershy... Of COURSE one of them is Luna! I mean, just look at them! It's not like MAGIC could change a pony's voice, body, and allow it to grow wings... That's just silly foo.
ReplyDelete@Display Name
ReplyDeleteIt certainly is! and now for Luna A to disappear! *takes out the "Mecha-Tonic" and throws it to "Yatter-Wan"* Hey "Yatter-Wan!" Catch! *"Yatter-Wan" Promptly eats it and the "Mecha-Tonic" created the "Surprise Robots of the Week." He promptly released them and they are... Mirror Magician Bunnies. They marched straight towards Luna A, equipped with some tools that will disassemble the Clone.*
QSH: Hey! Hands off the contestants! The show's getting incredibly high ratings! I even hear tell that Celestia herself is watching as we speak...
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteShe's a beautiful, kind, forgiving leader who always puts the people of her country above her needs.
It's just, sometimes she goes too far for Equestria that she works herself sick and delusional. She was up four days straight last week trying to work-out a negotiation with the dragons.
@TopoCruz
ReplyDeleteTeam Luna all the way, baby!!!
@Narwhals' Bend
ReplyDeleteThere are multiple Lunas. We can all share!
Can't we settle his peacefully, without violence? Even one of us is a clone, she still deserves to live a life.
ReplyDeleteBut..but.. JOHN MADDEN!?
ReplyDeleteDamn these time paradoxes, they drive me to madness. Anyway, I think somepony's out to get me. I was just minding my own business, then WHOOSH! I got flung into space! Luckily, I ran into some talking sphere thing, and using my knowledge of zero-gravity, I managed to fling myself back by throwing him in the opposite direction.
ReplyDeleteQSH: Hmmmmm... A strong response from #2... #1, your response. To inform everyone of the rules, they must answer 3 questions selected by our panal, and any questions from the audience. After that the judges will make their decisions. (How we found a stage set up here I'll never know...)
ReplyDeleteI m-m-must get off the moon. All my poor creatures must be hungry, the poor dears.
ReplyDeleteWon't somepony get us off this gosh forsaken rock?!
So... Maybe there IS only one Luna, you know, like in princess Luna and benevolent savior of all ponies from mercy of princess Celestia, Nightmare Moon? Because I like Nightmare Moon, and I would certainly ship myself with her if I was some kind of crazy fanpony.
ReplyDeleteALL HAIL NIGHTMARE MOON!
And does anypony here have the space-ship-from-Moon-to-Earth-building cutie mark or at least generic-escaping-from-Moon-to-Earth cutie mark? You're kidding? You're kidding me, right?
Oh man this is funny.
ReplyDeleteYou guys know you can just click the commenter's name to see if they're associated with the blog, right?
Ill help you Wheatley, you're still Steven Merchant to me!! *grabs at Wheatley... realises hooves are hard to get used to* Uhm you appear to be floating away now o_0 oops
ReplyDelete@Cereal Velocity
ReplyDeleteyes silly Cereal
now can your hooves make us a rocket and get us out of here? please
QSH: But that takes away from the experience Ms. Cereal! Then no one would stay till the end!
ReplyDeleteHow about we just party at my secret moonbase until this whole double Luna and stuck on the moon thing is figured out? I brought a working soda machine!
ReplyDelete@Fluttershy Let the rocket ship wait, this quiz show business is rather entertaining.
ReplyDeleteOh hey, I found Luna's banner up here! And a red-ringed Xbox!
ReplyDeleteThe moon is awesome!
What the hay! What happened here?
ReplyDeleteAsleep for a day and next thing I know I'm at the moon.
And why are there more than 1 Lunar here? How am I suppose to love Luna when theres more than 1? It's madness!
I'm actually glad we're on the Moon. BRB, Moonbase Alpha.
ReplyDeleteJOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN
FOOTBALL
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Don't know what all of your problems are I have a personal long range teleportation device. (Being evil means you have an escape plan at all times)
ReplyDeleteGetting on and off the moon isn't hard and I keep the device safely inside my gaseous dark matter mass. Hope you weren't to traumatized those who ended up watching that video, good day.
Fluttershy, I think I might be able to pull this off...
ReplyDelete...
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Hmm... With my power I won't explain now, I can take maybe 5 or 6 ponies with us...
@Torrential Rains
ReplyDeleteyou, you came back. f-f-f-for me?
*tears of joy* I've never been so happy.
I believe that for now, it's best if we all stay on the moon. After all, we wouldn't want to arouse even more of her majesty's rage. No matter how cold we are.
ReplyDeleteMagic got us to the moon. Aperture Science will get us back! >:3
ReplyDeleteQSH: And I, for one, don't want to be destroyed by her when we get back... Miss Luna #1? Your answer?
ReplyDeleteCereal, I am not impressed with your attempts to disassociate "Luna" from yourself. All one needs to do is look at where you post and when "Luna" previously posted and posted next. There's ample time for you to switch accounts in that duration. Now I must ask, since your plot has been foiled, you mad?
ReplyDelete*sings* Apeture Science, we do what we must because we can....
ReplyDeleteif only I had a portal gun that a pony could operate.
@Torrential Rains:
ReplyDeleteForget unexplained magic powers, hurry and jump on! The zeppelin has enough room for the two of you, and the other ponies will be fine here until Luna works things out with Celestia.
I feel like the Space Core now.
ReplyDelete@Agnitio Ex Machina
ReplyDelete>implying I'm Luna
The blog has many contributors. That's all I'm saying.
@Cereal Velocity
ReplyDeleteThe probability is still quite high, around 50% and your activity and Seth's current inactivity raises that to 75%. Unless you guys hired some new guerrilla editors as part of this farce, I would have to say that pendulum currently tilts toward you.
QSH: Oh, looks like it's time for a word from our sponsors! Is your horn blunt, uneven, or even too long? Then try Spencolt Unicorn's fantabulous horn sharpener! You just plug it in, turn it on, and get to sharpening! Warning, if you take too much off your horn you may bleed/feel an intense amount of pain/be sterile for the rest of your life/have anger management issues/and may not be able to do magic... Princess Celestia herself uses this fine- Oh, side-effect #4 might be why we're up here...
ReplyDelete@Luna
ReplyDeleteWell I just noticed this and now your probability of being "Luna" has dropped around 45%. Congrats, you are now 30%.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/fanfic-newsagain.html?showComment=1306091433248#c3608079741786824132
@Luna i found this weird heart shaped mask in the moon is that yours also?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/fanfic-newsagain.html?showComment=1306091433248#c3608079741786824132
ReplyDeleteYour likelihood of posting as "Luna" has dropped 45%. You are now 30% likely of posting as "Luna". Maybe Seth is on after all.
But then where is the other Luna?
ReplyDelete@Agnitio Ex Machina
ReplyDeleteThat's not our Luna.
there's a Princess Luna I was chatting with last night, Torrential Rains was trying to get me and him and Luna and Mac to go on a double date
ReplyDeleteBut since I'm on the moon still, I can't see that happening today.
@Cereal Velocity
ReplyDeleteThen your probability has refreshed to 50%. It's as though you want to increase your probability with pointing-out fallacies in the formulae.
QSH:Wait... Now there's two Fluttershys?!? O.o *Drops question cards, and dollar signs appear in his eyes instead of pupils* I say, you two wouldn't like to participate in the show next would you?
ReplyDelete(If its the same FS sorry, then you somehow changed your pic, but your previous posts have the same pic...)
Well in any case, if one of them's the fake, can i disassemble the fake? I'm guessing that Luna A (the one that made the outburst) is the fake and Luna B (the kinder, gentler, and sweeter one) is real.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteBlogger doesn't update old comments with new names/pictures.
Actual blog posts, however, do show updated names.
Qsh: Yes... The prize for winning the competition then is NOT to be disassembled by Mr. Yatter, and you'll recieve a BRAND NEW CAR!!!!!!!!! Though how you'll get it off the moon I'll never know...
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete@The Yatter-Moon But what if you are wrong and diassemble the real Luna?
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteOh umm hi, no it's the same me. I change my pictures depending upon my mood.
Like now I'm happy that I hopefully will be getting of the moon.
Sorry for getting your hopes up on there being 2 of me.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteThen nothing of value would have been lost as the cloning would initiate.
QSH: Ah... *mutters incoherently*
ReplyDelete(Sorry, its just that your picture changed in your new posts, but not your older posts. It was just odd is all. :D)
I'm still waiting on for the REAL Luna to show up.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteI was waiting for some pony to notice that. My sincerest apologies for any confusion I might have caused.
@Anonymous *she thinks about it for a moment* I'll observe the two Lunas based on their responses. If one of them acts similar to the Tyrant, then I'll disassemble the fake.
ReplyDeleteThank you Luna I love you! :3
ReplyDelete@Fluttershy
ReplyDeleteIt's either the result one's cache not refreshing individually yet loading a new picture that isn't saved in the cache every time a poster...posts, or Blogger's own cache isn't updated to change pictures in previous posts.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteThat's because blogger doesn't update old comments with new pictures and names.
Blog posts do get updated with names, though.
@Agnitio Ex Machina
ReplyDeletehmm I'm not sure, this about my 4th change.
I used this one last night when i 1st met Torrential, which speaking of him. I wonder where he is, I really want to get off here. I'm getting just a bit hungry, did Celestia send any food up here?
@Anonymous
ReplyDelete*She thinks about it for a moment* I'll observe the answers, * whispers to Anon's ear* then if one of their reactions sounds like a certain tyrant, then i'll disassemble the fake.
QSH: Thank you good sir! A little life endangerment would help the show tremendously!
ReplyDeleteIt's a result of Blogger not updating comments.
ReplyDeleteOnly the actual posts will show any updates.
@Luna
ReplyDeletethank you, I've always wondered that.
can you get me off the moon, please Miss Luna?
QSH: An extra question for #2 while we wait for #1 to think. If you were Celestia, and you suddenly decided to impersonate your sister, how would you go about doing this?
ReplyDelete@Luna
ReplyDeleteThis Luna has to be the real one. Just compare the profile to the pseudo Luna.
That's all right, I like the moon.
ReplyDeleteIt's night forever on one side.
I like the night.
@Luna
ReplyDeleteI'm curious, on your... Long stay on the moon, did you happen to meet Wheatley and the Space Core?
Sincerely, Ickus.
give me about an hour... always wanted to do this..
ReplyDelete*grabs his headphones and queues up Pink Floyd on the MP3 player. *
Ok, I think I've made all the proper preparations, but let me go over them again:
ReplyDelete1) Unexplained Magical Powers - Check
2) The Power of Friendship - Check
3) Some Muffins - Check
4) A Super-Rare Bag of Moonrocks - Check
5) Some Spellbooks I "Borrowed" From Celestia's Private Library - Check
Is this 'impersonating to harm reputation' or 'impersonating without harming reputation'?
ReplyDeleteAnd, no. I never found any wheat or orbs on the moon.
You know I'd let everypony use the Corridor of Darkness to get off the moon, but you see... I don't have any pony shaped Organization coats so... sucks to have hearts!
ReplyDeleteOh, and on the two Lunas thing:
IT'S THE DARN REPLICA PROGRAM ALL OVER AGAIN. I can't handle these kids and their crazy cloning! It's too intense!
Yeah, that's about it. Anypony want to volunteer to go first? Anypony with time-zombie fighting experience?
ReplyDelete@Display Name We're here!
ReplyDeleteGSH: More like "Impersonating to annoy her sister, doesn't matter if it ruins her reputation or not, as long as it-" *Checks to see if he's reading it right* "-pisses her off..." Wow.
ReplyDelete*Sigh* Guess I'm going first. Alright, wish me luck! Celestia knows I'll need it...
ReplyDeleteWait...
ReplyDeleteThat's not right, that shouldn't be ther-
No, thank you, Luna.
ReplyDeleteI like the moon.
It's always night on one side.
I love the night.
What is going o-
ReplyDeleteOhh.My head.That will teach me to charge hornlong into a palace filled with overprotective guards.
ReplyDelete*looks around*Well at least I'm back at the library.
@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteUnless you consider rocks as books than yes, you are at the library.
Oh, hey Twilight. Where's Fluttershy? I was preparing a spell I "borrowed" from Celestia, something went wrong, and now I'm here.
ReplyDelete@^Graff
ReplyDeleteYou do know that I revolve the moon at an exact speed that the same side always faces the planet, and therefore, does not have a perpetual night side.
And impersonating sis to tick her off? I've impersonated her before, but not to do anything mean. I've only done it on All Hallows or April Foals.
I guess, if I wanted to make her angry, I would maybe litter in town, crease pages in library books, have pictures taken while doing weird faces and post them over notices, invite everypony to the castle garden for tea.
As long as I have my Trustee Internet Connection (and Computer), I'm sure I won't Die of Boredom, at least. *Continues Eating Every Type Of Food That Starts With Moon*
ReplyDeleteQSA: So, you admit you are the impostor of the two? *Question appears on a tv beside his podium* "If you were Celestia..." *some more words appear below* "By saying you have done 'this' before, referring to becoming Luna to tick her off" Therefore your majesty, you are Celestia!
ReplyDelete@Duskfly
ReplyDeleteActually, me and Twilight escaped last night. Somehow I ended up back on the moon, and she ended up back in Ponyville after attacking some guards...
#ENCRYPTED/CLASSIFIED TRANSMISSION#
(UNAUTHORIZED VIEWING IS CONSIDERED HIGH TREASON)
Dear Princess Celestia,
What the hay?! Why was I not informed beforehand of your plan? It is incredibly hard to keep track of multiple VIPs at once, especially when some are on the moon! How am I supposed to establish a relationship with VIP [REDACTED] while also keeping track of VIP #6? My job is hard enough as is, this is NOT making it any easier. According to agent "BIG RED", VIPs #2-5 are still on the moon, at least as far as he can gather through VIP [REDACTED].
Who said we want to leave the moon? The view is awesome from up here. Plus, moon bases. And we don't have to work as hard to launch our space ships to go to other planets to colonize them. The ponies shall spread forth across the galaxy and conquer all!
ReplyDelete@Torrential Rains
ReplyDeleteMajor!You're okay!
I don't know.I headed into the palace after you went to the wreck and got knocked out by the guards.I only just came to.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteOld on a second there! I think there's something we've missed.
*Hands the announcer some notes. the sheet said : "Luna B: And impersonating sis to tick her off? I've impersonated her before, but not to do anything mean. I've only done it on All Hallows or April Foals."*
She said the she only impersonated her on April Foals and All Hallows, and she never done anything bad while impersonating her so clearly that can't be right.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteOld on a second there! I think there's something we've missed.
*Hands the announcer some notes. the sheet said : "Luna B: And impersonating sis to tick her off? I've impersonated her before, but not to do anything mean. I've only done it on All Hallows or April Foals."*
She said the she only impersonated her on April Foals and All Hallows, and she never done anything bad while impersonating her so clearly that can't be right.
Hmm... Turns out that Fluttershy was still on the moon... And still is... WE MUST RECTIFY THIS IMMEDIATELY!
ReplyDelete#ENCYPTED/CLASSIFIED TRANSMISSION#
(UNAUTHORIZED VIEWING IS CONSIDERED HIGH TREASON)
Dear Princess Luna,
Normally I wouldn't go to you for help, but these are desperate times. I need you to "aquire" some books from your sister's library. I'll need !dfb$%^135erg^*sreg1205487@@#^W%Y^ I don't know what to do, at first I was doing this as a mission, but now, after months of watching over the EoH, I think I actually care for them... I think that, well, I might even !@fdgvrtesgreg$%#@&2245E@#$G%$24y5g%$AW$ I don't know much about that sort of stuff, but I hope that maybe, !@%@#^$@#$bhsrtbh4567#$%@#gtr6365#$Y%GBSD
#END TRANSMISSION#
Give me a second to get my head together and we can head to the moon to get her and the others.
ReplyDeleteUgh what did they hit me with?
I've spoken to Celestia.
ReplyDeleteShe had a bad night last night, and she's agreed to bring you all back. Later, though. She wants you to 'learn your lesson' first.
Hey Luna, how are those books coming along?...
ReplyDelete@Torrential Rains
ReplyDeleteI must have miss the memo. Woke up not too long ago on the moon so I'm a bit blunt on details.
Well then good luck with whatever that is you're doing. I'll cheer you on from way up here.
Alright Major when you're ready.Same as before.Grab my tail and hold on to your flank.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteWow, no pony's ever called me 'your majesty' before. It's always been 'hey you', or 'black sheep' or 'Lana' or something else. But 'your majesty'! *Sniff* Now I feel like a real princes!
I did say I've impersonated sis, but I also said it was for All Hallows. Being yourself isn't exactly a great costume, and it really surprised some ponies when two Celestia were at the door. Although there was that one year she went as me, but no one really seemed to care there were two of me. I think I got five pieces of candy that year. Everypony said it wasn't a good costume.
A-are you trying to imply all these years of grief and no pony acknowledging me as a princess is because sis was out ruining my reputation!? She'd never do that! Sure, she sent me to the moon then forgot about me for a thousand years, but she was busy taking care of all of you during that time!
Luna, I'll ask again, how are those books coming along?
ReplyDelete@Luna
ReplyDeleteSo clearly, Luna A is definitely the fake! She's the one that made the out burst, and she's the one with the sour remarks. I mean, just look at this comment: "Luna A: I've spoken to Celestia.
She had a bad night last night, and she's agreed to bring you all back. Later, though. She wants you to 'learn your lesson' first."
So announcer, Let me sic my "Surprise Robots of the Week" on the faker!
@Torrential Rains
ReplyDeleteBooks... ?
*eats a moonpie* Hey Luna, did you purposefully bring a 1000 year store of moonpies just for us?
ReplyDelete#ENCRYPTED/CLASSIFED TRANSMISSION#
ReplyDelete(UNAUTHORIZED VIEWING IS CONSIDERED HIGH TREASON)
You didn't get the encrypted message I sent?
#END TRANSMISSION#
@Torrential Rains
ReplyDeleteI never said I actually folded the pages, just hat that's what I thought she'd do.
@The Yatter-Moon
But what if she is sis? Even if she isn't, she still deserves her own life.
Besides, I've always wanted a twin.
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ReplyDeleteLots of great things happen on the moon. Just look at the Forrest moon of Endor. We will house our rebel base on the moon, use the Helium-3 resources to create a surplus of clean and efficient energy thus creating a self sustaining artificial environment on the moon until we can build the forces we need to take back our lives on Equestria.
ReplyDeleteEXCELSIOR
@Luna #2
ReplyDeleteI wasn't talking about that...
@Luna
ReplyDeleteLuna B, You're a kind and loving individual, and that means you're the real deal. But we'll let the audience decide if the clone should be disassembled.
Everypony! I'll ask you this, Do you want me to Disassemble Luna A?
@Yatter-Moon
ReplyDeleteI'm staying out of this, I just want the helpful Luna to get us off this rock ASAP.
(Internets going in and out... This is my 3rd try to post!)
ReplyDeleteGSA: The question was if you were Celestia, and you tried to impersonate Luna, how would you do that. You said you've done it before ma'am, so since you can't impersonate Luna if you are Luna, then that means you're Celestia.
By the way, where's Fluttershy and Twilight?
ReplyDeleteTo hay with it I'm coming up there.
ReplyDelete*Teleports to the moon*Ow ow ow.That head injury is really going to mess with my magic.
Major?Major where are you?
I'm here. What I want to know is why Luna hasn't responded to my message yet...
ReplyDeletePrincess Luna was here?
ReplyDeleteAnd where's Fluttershy?
Luna keeps getting bothered by other bronys and Fluttershy is MIA.
ReplyDeleteLast time I heard Fluttershy was asking Luna if she can get off of the moon.
Luna is still here, but she apparently doesn't know how to read encry- I shouldn't have said that...
ReplyDeleteRE: Trolles...I mean our beneficent lady of the Sun bringing us back soon after we "learn our lesson"...leave the furries just for one day extra? They need it more than we do. :P
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteWell... Long story short, there's 2 Lunas (Not counting Me, "The Yatter-Moon") and we're trying to figure out which one is the Fake that needs to be Disassembled.
I'm thinking that Luna A is the fake, and Luna B is the real McCoy. What do you think Twilight?
Can you use your magic to see through the two's forms and settle this for good?
@Torrential Rains
ReplyDeleteSo.Encrypted what?Major what else have you been hiding.
@The Yatter-Moon
ReplyDeleteWell if it's a perfect mimicry then my magic isn't strong enough to see through that high level of a glamor spell.
Nothing! I-I-I can't tell you... Any of you, for your own sakes. This is bigger than you can imagine. I'm doing this to protect you all, something I've always done.
ReplyDeleteSuit yourself major.I'll find out.I have my ways.
ReplyDelete*Sigh* Fine, you want the truth? The whole truth? I can promise you it won't be a happy or very convenient one.
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteDrats... I'm just gonna have to go with my gut. "Surprise Robots of the Week!" Disassemble Luna A!
*The Mirror Magician Bunnies started their march again, straight towards Luna A. they Climbed up to her and their heads turned into various machine tools. (In Layman's Terms: Things like Screw Drivers, Phillips Screw Drivers, Hammers, Pickaxes, electrical wires that still have a charge, and so on.) They Start to infiltrate the Faker's Insides and as soon as they get inside, they are going to do things that would be Blood Curdling to a Robot.*
It's fine major.All in due time.After all.Whatever you're working on must be pretty big if it involves all six of us.
ReplyDeleteQSA: Hold sir! Do not hurt the contestant! The 2nd question has not been answered by #1, and there's still one more round to go after that. To repeat the question for Luna #1, what do you think of your sister? Sheeesh, if we go around killing everypony who we think is an impostor, then there'll be none of us left.
ReplyDeleteHuh. I guess my lungs don't need oxygen.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteYikes! Hold up Weekly Robots! Stop! *She dashes to the Now being Disassembled Luna A and tries to take out the robots. They Attacked her and started heading inside of Luna A.* Stop this at once! *takes out a remote* I command you to stop! *She punches in a few buttons and the bunnies stopped, Revealing some white fur on Luna A.*
I'll tell you now,that will probably cause far-reaching ramifications, but it's better than lying to you all. Like I said before, I was a childhood friend of Big Mac. We were the best of friends, we spent every waking moment of our childhood together. When we were older, we planned to join the guards, but when his little sister Applebloom was born, he decided he didn't want the life of a guard. Naturally I felt betrayed, and joined anyway. I joined the guards, worked my way into special operations, and became an officer. Then, one day I was given a special mission by Celestia herself, to watch over you during your stay in Ponyville. I was there the entire time, shadowing you, and preventing you from becoming injured. When that manticorn attacked, I was ready to spring out and help, and had not I been stunned by Fluttershy's stare, I would have done so. After it was discovered that you and your friends were the keepers of the Elements of Harmony, I was assigned to permanently watch over you six. Over the past few months, no matter the adventure, I've always been there, protecting all of you from danger. I was recently asked by Celestia to establish a platonic relationship with you six, and that is how you came to know of my existence.
ReplyDeleteQSA: Um, well... Now a word from our sponsors! We'll be right back! *Stage goes dark and announcer leaves the stage, Photo Finish takes his place on the stage and rambles on about some magazine* Ok, look girls... Be straight with me, which one of you is the real Luna? Everyone thinks its you #2, but I personally believe its you #1, so we're right back to square one so to speak.
ReplyDeleteWow, I really dragged out that speech... Basically, I was supposed to protect the EoH, and then I was ordered to become your friend.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteHey photo... I need you to take a look at this. *She gestures Photo Finish to come and look at Luna A's Patch of White Fur recently exposed by the "Surprise Robots of the Week."* Does that remind you of someone in particular?
I love having access to Celestia's secure channels.
ReplyDeletePlatonic my left hoof.
Might want to redact that statement.
@Torrential Rains
ReplyDeleteI tried looking for this 'Molbuer' store, but no pony ever heard of it.
Then I had no clue where to to look for this 'Flamingo Souffle' thing.
So I tried the bakery and asked for a pink souffle with a flamingo on it.
@The Yatter-Moon
ReplyDeleteStep away from the Alicorn.
Or I'll let my magic do the talking.
*plays recorded dramatic reveal sound effect*
ReplyDeletePF: How DARES YOU INTERRUPTS PHOTO FINISH!!!!!! *She slaps him across the face before storming off stage*
ReplyDeleteQSA: Oh dear... Now look at what you've done, the sponsors'll have my flank for this...
Wait... You could...
ReplyDelete...
That explains why Fluttershy was acting so weird...
Wait...
That means she knows that I love her...
Oh, this is bad...
QSA: (Um... How'd this go from a funny post to a full on RP? I just realized whats been happening just now. O.o)
ReplyDelete(Also, why do I always Derp up my posts? I always end up putting bad grammar in every post! >.<)
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDelete[ It's been a full-on roleplay since Celestia declared she was sparing us for a year last night. It's just become much more serious since. ]
I could.Because I'm Celestia's personal pupil.The others can't.
ReplyDeleteOnly Celestia,Luna and myself have access to those channels outside of the guards top brass.
Redact everything you said regarding that and you should be fine.
This is really, really bad. I'm going to AT LEAST get fired. No telling what Celestia will do to me now...
ReplyDeleteNo, you don't understand, these aren't conventional encryptions, only Celestia and Luna can read them. If you could, that means that EVERYONE ELSE COULD TOO.
ReplyDeleteAww.Horseapples.
ReplyDeleteI'm so sorry major.
Maybe I can try to reason with Celestia?
No, it's all out in the open now. If I don't get outright banished or executed, I'm going to at least "disappear". It looks like the end of the line for me. *Sigh* I wish I could have at least told Fluttershy how I feel in person, but I guess that's not going to happen now...
ReplyDeleteDisappear?
ReplyDeleteI know all of Celestia's favorite disappearance methods.I can give you a notebook full of observations and how to avoid them.
Then convince her to simply try and make the problem pony,you,disappear.
Make it look like one of them worked and then find me.
No, I meant that she is going to kill me, one way or another, there's nothing I can do to change that. Besides, she's a nearly omnipotent being who controls the sun, I'm not going to be able to escape her forever, I must as well just resign myself to my fate...
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDelete*give an stern look at Twilight* I'm really starting to get fed up with you!
You see that white patch of fur on Luna A? That white could only mean Celestia!
Well.The lunar rebellion want's Celestia's flank don't they?
ReplyDeleteA little distraction,say about 5 years or so,and after you vanish off the radar,MIA from combat.
Problem solved?
@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDelete*give an stern look at Twilight* I'm really starting to get fed up with you!
You see that white patch of fur on Luna A? That white could only mean Celestia!
@Yatter-Moon
ReplyDeleteUmm, I'm kind of trying to deal with the fact that I'm about to be murdered by the ruler whose rule I've been supporting my entire life. I think that's just a LITTLE BIT more important than deciding which Luna is the real one.
Qsa: My lord you're right... *Bows to the once Luna #1*
ReplyDeleteTwilight, you don't understand. No matter what we do or say, she IS going to kill me. That's the simple truth. Even with my skills, there's no hiding from her, she knows where I am at all times.
ReplyDeleteDid I not warn you yatter?Even a single hoof on Celestia and I will be your enemy.You've done far worse than that.You should be lucky you're still breathing let alone talking.i can be just as ruthless as the royal sisters when I'm pushed.
ReplyDelete@Torrential Rains
ReplyDeleteWell...I'm not the one to come up with half-baked plans.That's Rainbow Dash.
I try to solve thing diplomatically.
QSA: Pst!!!!!! Commander, you're standing right beside Celestia... *He flees quickly after that*
ReplyDelete*Sigh* Twilight, tell Fluttershy something, anything but the truth. She would be crushed, and I couldn't bear to do that to her.
ReplyDeleteAh, no worries, Luna - a friend of mine by the name of Gold Shell says he thinks he can get us off of the moon...He also made a good argument that if we teleport somewhere else, it's not likely that it'll be much worse than where we are now.
ReplyDeleteSorry, can't keep talking, gotta reserve oxygen...
@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteIf you really want to fight that badly... *take out a kendama and starts messing with it. Then she swings it, sending the ball rocketing at twilight, expecting a counter attack from twilight... or maybe even Twilight taking Yatter-Moon's Life.* ... Then show me all you got! I would love to die at your hands!
@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteI'll thank you not to call us ruthless. I know sometimes Celestia can seem...mean, but she has a hard time running a country, little alone doing it on her own for over a thousand years.
I've heard even your friends have had their own 'break downs' over the last year. Sis just tends to bottle her frustration for too long without venting even a little.
Well...there has to be somewhere Celestia's eyes can't see.Somewhere away from pony controlled territory.
ReplyDelete...Of course.The Everfree forest!
*Sigh*
ReplyDeleteI am going to die.
I might as well continue my mission of protecting the Elements of Harmony.
HAVE AT YOU, YATTER-MOON!
@Luna
ReplyDeleteMy apologies Princess.
True we have had our own bouts with our sanity.
I'm fairly certain I recall that mine lasted the shortest,about two minutes.
@ Torrential - Honestly, major, I don't think even Trollestia would kill you off just for an honest mistake. You're overreacting.
ReplyDeleteLocking you inside the moon for a thousand years, on the other hand...
*Lowers Sword*
ReplyDeleteWait... She can still see me while I'm in the forest, but she can't do anything about it...
And there's still the possiblity of me being able to see Fluttershy...
Maybe...
Maybe I can still have a normal life after all!
@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDelete[ Thanks. Now I want to read/write a fic where Twilight comes completely unhinged. ]
@The Yatter-Moon (is about to die.)
ReplyDeleteI was willing to let you off with a warning,but if you insist...*fires a magic blast through the ball.*Ow.That head injury again.*Fires three smaller bolts of magic in an arc around the first.*Ow ow ow.I need to get that looked at.
Sits down on a moonrock.
ReplyDeleteI need a drink.
Pulls out lemons, sugar cubes and vodka.
Throws squeezed lemons behind him, they explode.
Oops, forgot those were the Aperture Science lemons.
Hey Luna, could you please distract Celestia for about 10 minutes?
ReplyDeleteTwilight, could you tell Fluttershy where I'll be?
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ReplyDelete@Torrential Rains
ReplyDeleteWell Fluttershy does live on the edge of Everfree forest.
I will tell her though.
I'd be careful of just assuming the Everfree Forest is a safe haven if I were you. Celestia is on good terms with the dragon populace, and there isn't much that can truly threaten us.
ReplyDeleteAlthough that begs the question of exactly why I got sent to the moon with you lot.
@Twilight
ReplyDeleteThank you, I appreciate it.
I wonder if I would be able to go into town...
@Tiroth
ReplyDeleteYou're wondering the same thing I am.
I guess what I'm doing now could be considered treason,to a certain degree,but I had no prior reason to be sent to the moon.
@Twilight Sparkle When falsely punished for something, doing something that would earn the punishment is something of a bad idea...
ReplyDelete@Torrential Rains
ReplyDeleteWhy not?
Just wear a hood like Zecora.Or I can find something in my library that will mask you from Celestia's eyes.
@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDelete*The blasts made the ball bounce back, hitting Yatter-Moon in the eye. After several attempts, Yatter-Moon has made the kendama loop around Twilight's neck. there is a button on the Kendama that will send a high voltage of electricity to those who were unlucky enough to get tangled in the Kendama.*
I wonder if Fluttershy is ok, I haven't heard from her in a while...
ReplyDelete@Tiroth
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to leave a friend out to dry,especially if they have plans with one of my other friends.
Celestia be darned.
Eep.Did I uhh,say that out loud?
*Slices through Kendama*
ReplyDeleteThis is no time for that!
@Twilight Sparkle Loud and clear, Miss Sparkle. You might want to stop and think next time. :P
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteIt was that 'midnight rendevous' you had with Luna last week. Celestia thinks you prefer her more now.
@The Yatter-Moon (is about to die.)
ReplyDeleteI hope that trick Rarity tried to show me works.
*Pulses magic, attempting to loosen the kendama's hold.*
Maybe I should have paid more attention.*shoots a bolt at the cord, attempting to sever it*
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteUhh, I was assigned to guard Miss Sparkle. She most certainly did not have any "rendevous" with Princess Luna last week.
@Anon
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like the most logical reason. Perhaps then Celestia got angry at everypony for liking her sister more than her, so she wanted to prove who's boss.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteWhat!? But I- We di- She ne-
We just talked! A-a-and looked at the stars! That's all, I swear!
Ehh Celestia doesn't seem so bad, being a pony is great, cant wait to see what a cloud feels like back on equestria =D
ReplyDelete@Tiroth
ReplyDeleteOhhh,horsefeathers.
Maybe that bump to the back of my head did more damage than I thought.
Sounds like Twilight slipped past you that night, Major.
ReplyDelete@Luna
ReplyDeleteI told you somepony was watching.
As for how Major.Decoy spells.
Where's Fluttershy?
ReplyDeleteOh dear Celestia no...
SHE WOULDN'T!
@Luna
ReplyDeleteThen what was that kiss on the cheek you gave her as you departed? You have been seeing her for 'star gazing' for a couple months now.
For the record, Pinkie Pie saw you.
@Twilight Sparkle I've never quite understood how you ponies manage as well as you do. You're all so fragile.
ReplyDeleteOh, I knew you were trying to avoid me. I said they didn't have a "rendevous", I never said they didn't meet somewhere...
ReplyDelete@Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDelete*the cord breaks from the bolt.* Ach! Sounnava... *She gets the "Mecha-tonic" and throws it to "Yatter-wan..." sadly for Yatter-Moon, it was shattered due to twilight's magic intercepting it and smashing it to pieces.*
*tsks* That's what rendezvous means, Major. They met up.
ReplyDeleteUh, guys, Pinkie Pie is getting out of hand.
ReplyDeleteShe keeps going on about ponies in love and weddings and parties and is freaking out about how she only has moonrocks to use for decorations and that she can't find her balloons no matter how hard she tries.
@Tiroth
ReplyDeleteAll about the different strenghts and weaknesses of the three species I'm guessing.
I've done a little research into the subject but it appears as though Earth ponies have stronger bones and more stamina then the others so they don't tire as easily.
Unicorns have an advanced healing ability due to our magic and any fatigue we feel from physical exertion is quickly filled by magical energy.Although that does leave us quiet vulnerable to magic fatigue which can be life threatening.
Pegasi are the most frail but their speed and agility makes up for it.Surprisingly they have little stamina,Rainbow Dash seems to be an oddity among pegasi,her incredible stamine is probably due to some thing in her family.
Hmmm.Now I'm curious...
When I said "rendevous", I meant a sexual encounter.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think a dragon would realize a double entendre when they see one...
@The Yatter-Moon (is about to die.)
ReplyDeleteAnd checkmate.
I won't kill you.
But if you try this again,I won't hesitate to use my full power.
yay~ I can't seem to get enough Princess Luna. :D
ReplyDeleteAlso, it seems Rarity overheard Pinkie's ramblings about a wedding and is now freaking out about not knowing who is doing what and that she doesn't have any fabric or equipment.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think Spike is eating moonrocks... aren't those poisonous?