Friday, April 1, 2011

Derpy Stamps Sold out!

Purple Tinker is all out of Derpy Postage stamps! Have some Copypasta!
Just an update: All DerpyMail stamps are SOLD OUT! Thanks, everypony! Shipment #2 of 2 goes out later today, and that takes care of this batch of stamps! But don't worry-- there will be more stamps in the future, and they will look at least 20% cooler.
The Great and Powerful Trixie Scoffs at your love of this "derpy"... What does SHE have that TRIXIE doesn't?!  

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

>what does she have that Trixie doesn't?

The unconditional love of the entire fanbase.

Oh, and wings

Zarkanorf said...

Walled-eyes, for starters. :P

gingerale said...

Also she's smarter than she looks. It's just an eye condition after all that causes trouble with hoof-eye coordination.

Also more muffins. Always more muffins.

Anonymous said...

"What does SHE have that TRIXIE doesn't?!"

Appearances in more than one episode?

SlyWit said...

Googly eyes.

PostMaster DerpySquad said...

*points at Trixie*

(Nelson Laugh) HA-ha, you're unloved.

Anonymous said...

Friends

Anonymous said...

What does SHE have that TRIXIE doesn't?!

-fans

even luna has a fan!...well something like that

Anonymous said...

Ouch. Trixie will not like these comments...

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous

Oh yeah? Well, what's "The Great and Powerful Trixie" gonna do abou-
Oh...oh Celestia no! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
No, please, no.
AAAAIIIEEEEeeeeee.....

Anonymous said...

Well, Derpy has at least three names... wings... muffins.. independently focusable eyes... mail... more muffins... a metric crapton of fans... an adorable foal with hat rack attachment... even more muffins... the company of a timelord... butterhooves when it comes to delivering heavy objects... many more muffins... and so on and so forth.

Oh, did I mention that she has muffins?

Eldebo Wipnum said...

And on top of all that? It looks like Derpy has ...

(sunglasses)

correct postage.

LordOfTheWrongs said...

The obvious answer being "stamps"!

Pearl said...

Well, she does have an actual job...

Bobcat said...

Charm.

Batty Gloom said...

Her own fan-made website.

Not bad for a character who hasn't spoken much.

Anonymous said...

@Eldebo Wipnum
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Putuk said...

"What does SHE have that TRIXIE doesn't?!"

Oh, that's a simple question.
She has flaws. Lots of them. A character with flaws is much more lovable, because everyone has flaws, so people can feel for said character.

Fast and Free said...

But if having flaws is a good thing, then Trixie's flaw is that she's flawless

Blacklight Shining said...

I just found out about the stamps. Darn. Is there a notification I can sign up for or can somepony message me when you start taking orders for the next batch?

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