[Comedy] [Random] [Shipping] What the actual
Author: angelofrombelow
Description: It had to happen eventually.
...actually, no. No, it really didn't.
Set immediately after the events of Boast Busters, Trixie finds herself in a quandary when she realises she has left her purse behind in Ponyville. She faces a humiliating walk back into town to pick up her money. Before she can turn back, however, she meets a magical, sentient pine cone and her life is changed forever.
The Great And Powerful Trixie Falls In Love With A Pine Cone
Additional Tags: This is your new OTP
72 kommentaari:
Hilariously delicious.
VastaKustutaThis is so insane a concept that I must read it.
VastaKustutaOk, usually don't read fanfics but I don't think I can pass this one up.
VastaKustutaI have not yet read this, but I am sure it will be fantastic. It is scientifically impossible for this to go wrong.
VastaKustutaWhat in the actual blue blazin' fuck?
VastaKustutaHahaha, nice. I'll have to dig into this, if it actually made it past the pre-readers. I suspect it had help getting through due to the topic...
VastaKustutaThat's silly
VastaKustutaSeems legit.
VastaKustutaFOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T GET IT:
http://trixieeatingpinecones.tumblr.com/
What is this
VastaKustutaI don't even
Sounds Saucy :P
VastaKustutai dub this ship "pixie"
VastaKustutait is the best ship
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gSZbRp0DHs&t=0m42s
VastaKustutawhat i thought when this popped up
I was overcome with joy and humor when I saw the picture heading this.
VastaKustutaGood play, good play. I might have to read this one.
I loled.
VastaKustutaOh sweet Celestia.
VastaKustutaIt actually happened.
Wow, my curiosity is overwhelming.
VastaKustutaI have to read this!
LOL way to make fun of fanfics and shipping haha
VastaKustutaMother of God...
VastaKustutaThe prereaders have been letting some WEIRD stuff onto EQD lately.
VastaKustutaThat is absolutely not a bad thing; it means the prereaders aren't as uptight as they seem when viewed collectively.
Of all the weirdest things that could possibly happen.....
VastaKustuta...
VastaKustutaWAT
What the actual flying feather.
VastaKustuta@scotish
VastaKustutathat is the name of my cat
Well... that was, weird, funny, wut, and the ending was not expected at all...
VastaKustuta5 stars, quite an entertaining read.
O.O" ....... I have no words for this but WAT?
VastaKustutaI lost sleep at night knowing their wasnt a fic where trixie fell in love with a pinecone, now i can sleep softly knowing my troubles are over. Thank you.
VastaKustutaTrixie. With a pinecone? That thought will haunt me for years.
VastaKustutaI don't usually read ship-fics, but I'm left with little choice here.
VastaKustutaWHERE IS BRONY MIKE HE NEEDS TO HEAR ABOUT THIS OMG.
VastaKustutaFor those of you left behind on the joke, search tumblr.
VastaKustuta@Beta-Carotene
VastaKustutaNope, pretty sure that honor has to go to the Bloomberg x Tom fic.
Still though, I'm really not sure what to think of this fic. It's Trixie centric, so I should want to read it. Then again it's also a One-shot ship fic, so I'm not all that interested. Then again it's random comedy, which is always a winning pair. Then again it's about a sentient pinecone, so it might just be TOO wacky.
So I guess Seth read this story 10 times straight eh?
VastaKustutaMy new OTP.
VastaKustutaTrixieCone is now best ship
VastaKustutaAannd not bad. But I wouldn't go as far to call it a ship.
VastaKustutaheh he NO.
VastaKustutaMy mind is full of lolwuts
VastaKustutawhat is this I don't even
VastaKustutaTrixie + Pinecone = OTP!
VastaKustutaI would recommend to give it a chance it pretty good and has a nice twist.
VastaKustutaOh god, why...
VastaKustutaBeautiful. Simply beautiful...
VastaKustutaOh man, I read this on FiMFiction. This and Sticks And Stones are just the best shipping lampoons ever.
VastaKustutaThis story is hilarious and well written, with an unexpected twist at the end. Plus, dat premise...
VastaKustutaIf this doesn't get 6 stars, I will cry.
This... was surprisingly good. I think I need to rethink my life views now.
VastaKustutaOh and thanks for the anti-wingboner joke. I have never found that meme funny.
Autor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.
VastaKustutaThat was funny and a litlebit weird
VastaKustutaAutor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.
VastaKustutaWow, that was good. Better than I expected.
VastaKustutaMother of Celestia, there are no words...Except
VastaKustutaWAT.
and *squee* TRIXIE!??! All my love!
I think I'll stare at the Great and Powerful Trixgeta for a while...
PINKIE PIE!!!!
VastaKustutaYou've been breaking the forth wall and writing insane fan fiction again haven't you!?
Best. Fanfic. Ever.
VastaKustutaJust finished reading...
VastaKustutaWhat the actual flying fuck on a stick with Lobster Thermidor-a-Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and with a fried egg on top and spam did I just read?
Dat ending.
It was pretty cool! I give it a 4 personally.
VastaKustutaThis is an amazing story. I reccommend it to everyone.
VastaKustutaOn a side note, I propose a new category:
"Wat". or perhaps "Watfic".
WTF!? I don't know what to say. TIMEZ to read!
VastaKustuta@Xeddrief
VastaKustutaUnexpected? Pft. The second I read "Twilight Sparkle? Who's that?" I know exactly what Piney was. Ok so maybe PART of it was unexpected...
Have a muffin, good sir/madam. That was well written, interesting, and certainly a unique way of going about giving a backstory to an inanimate object.
VastaKustutaI'm not quite sure what I just read, but I think I liked it.
VastaKustutaHmmm. Comment system seems to have derped.
VastaKustutaFFFffahahaHAhahaha! I love this so much. The idea itself is so hilarious. I never imagined anyone would actually do it though.
VastaKustutaWhat is this? I don't even....
VastaKustutaJolly good show, a real cut above the rest says I
VastaKustutaWhat did I just read?
VastaKustuta9 out of 5
Oh god. The ending. Just... just...
VastaKustuta5 stars is not enough!!
Definitely the best Trixie/Pinecone fanfic I've ever read.
VastaKustutaThe ending is probabl the most amazing thing that has ever been penned by fiction! A million stars!!
>“Oh. I’m afraid I can’t really see you,” said Piney, “I don’t have any eyes. I rely on a kind of ESP.
VastaKustuta-ESP ? Extra-Sensorial-Powers ? Also, doesn’t he have tiny-tiny eyes, and mouth ?
>“I don’t understand it. How are you even alive?”
-It involves an evil magician, a crazy mad-scientist, and a brain jar. Funny story, really.
>“You are a very silly pine cone,” she said, drifting away, “But I like you.”
-Awww. Who’s a silly pony now. ;)
>listening to you breathing. It was nice
>“Hmm,” said Trixie uncertainly, “I’m not sure if I should find that cute or creepy.”
-Exactly my thought, yes. Thought, I think ‘creepy’ is more appropriate here.
>“I’d go with creepy,” said Piney cheekily
-...darn. Does that pinecone can read my mind or something ?
>“You’ve still got some amazing skills, though. I mean, nopony in Ponyville’s come close to beating me in a race before. That was - that was radical,” said Dash
-The ‘’magical pinecone’’ gives her the power to have wings... she races RD, almost wins but not quite, and is saved by RD... Then Trixie is glad for RD, and RD is feeling a bit better about Trixie.
Hmmm... Clever ‘’pinecone’’, clever indeed.
>More precious to me than any gem.”
>“Just a small token of our friendship,” said Trixie.
-Friendship, hmm... I see. Interesting.
>and was astonished to see that the pine cone had sprouted a moustache as well.
-Heh. A pinecone with a tiny moustache... seems like quite a fascinating thing to see. ;)
>The blue unicorn didn’t reply – she had been noticeably shaken by her personal revelation.
-Pinecone gives her more powers to challenge Twilight... Trixie wins like she wanted, but make a ‘personal discovery’...
What a clever pinecone, yes... One that knew already of Twilight’s name, when Trixie didn’t.
>“I’m saying you deserve to have all of my power! Fulfil your destiny, Trixie! EAT ME!”
-Awkward AND creepy at the same time, from a pinecone... Achievement !
>“Mmm, that was delicious!” said Pinkie Pie, and she began to bounce away.
-NOOOOOOOOOoooooes !
No, really... This is rather surprising how one can actually fell a little bit bad, for what’s happening to Pinecone, and Trixie too. Shame on you Pinky Pie...
>“Wait. You mean to say, all this time,” she stammered, “Piney… you were Nightmare Moon?”
-Wait ? ...owww, really ?
I thought it was some sort of clever trick from Celestia, to give Trixie some real self-confidence, and teach her how to be good, and allow her to finally make friends... It all seemed to point in that direction...
‘That’ would have been great...
>I don’t know how I’m going to explain this to my friends. It’s going to be a little tricky.”
-Yeah, you don’t say ?
An ex-evil nemesis of the Princess Celestia herself, an alicorn AND a mare (to add on top of things), inside one of the Bearer of the Elements of Harmony (I mean... how is this gonna work, with the Element itself and all ?), inside a mare that already had some sort of split-personality-thingy (starting to get crowded in there) and mysterious Quantum-like powers...
‘THAT’, is one big random factor.
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Well... this was most certainly one pretty random story, that’s for sure.
The pinecone was one very clever cone... pretty interesting and friendly too, though I’m not entirely sure about the revelation at the end. I mean, I ‘’guess’’ this is random, but... I don’t know... bah, I suppose one way or the other would have been equally good probably.
It was a rather enjoyable story, overall.
@Nova25 why would you spoiler the entire fic like that? Who does that? Please delete your post so not to spoil the surprise.
VastaKustutaExcellent fic btw. Loved the twist!
@Greenie-Pie
VastaKustutaIf you're reading comments to a fic (or any post really), you should expect relevant spoilers to it. That's pretty much common sense.
Yes, you can expect "I liked this part", and usually folks will generalize, like everyone (yes, every single post) above. If i'm going to commit to reading a fic, I want to know if others enjoyed it, so I'll check out the comments. I know many others do the same.
VastaKustutaIt is rude to spoil the main premise of a fic.
@Greenie-Pie
VastaKustutaSorry to be harsh here, but... What moron comment is this, seriously ?
You are the first person, that I remember at least, from the few HUNDREDS of stories I have read so far... that is obfuscated because there's a COMMENT in the COMMENT section, located AFTER the story...
Yeah... The comment section is for talking, discussion, reviews, random comments, possible spoilers, theories, getting a quick idea of the story before reading, etc...
Seriously... first person in the HUNDREDS stories I have read.
@Nova25
VastaKustuta-obfuscated
+''offended''