[Comedy][Shipping]
Author: RatherHomely
Description: Will true love blossom, or will the rolling stone of love gather no moss? A Rarity/Tom shipping. Why? Well, because some idiot was going to write it eventually. Why not me?Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Additional Tags: Parody, Odd, Romance?, Melodramatic, Tom
62 kommentaari:
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VastaKustutaWhay does it mean???
*what, lol
VastaKustutaAm I really looking at this? Or am I so sleep deprived that I'm seeing things?
VastaKustutaHmm... I might actually read this
VastaKustutanot sure if want...
VastaKustutaSomeone write a 'TwilightxBook' one now, I'd love to see something like that here. I wrote one, but it's not nearly well written enough to end up here.
VastaKustutaThink I've seen something like this before
VastaKustutaTom leaves an marrys the rocks from Pinkie's hallucination
FUCKIN BOOKMARKED!
VastaKustutaWhat what?
VastaKustuta"Why? Well, because some idiot was going to write it eventually."
VastaKustutaBest reason to write a story in the history of story telling.
@MrMusicalPony
VastaKustuta"but it's not nearly well written enough to end up here"
If you never try, you'll never know. Submitt that shit!
+that sounds like the kind of story I would enjoy. If it gets up you're guaranteed at least one read.
My reaction after reading this story:
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzsXtGO4Gkw
This was just so silly, I couldn't stop grinning the entire time. Perfect for anyone looking for a short and fun read.
VastaKustutaOk, I have to admit that was pretty amazing
VastaKustuta@AfroMike
VastaKustutaThank you, but it ended up being a clopfic anyways, which of course doesn't get uploaded here. I may make a clean version, but I'm working on a different story to send here.
But yeah, someone should totally write it. TWILIGHTxSOAPBOX
I got slight laugh out of it
VastaKustutaI don't know what she sees in that rock. I prefer somepony more sophisticated, like my abacus...
VastaKustutaZecora x Mountain > Rarity x Tom
VastaKustutatrue story, bro.
It's not just a boulder! It's a rock! A big, beautiful, old rock!
VastaKustutaWelp. Guess I'll dust off my own Tomity story that I've had up here a while ago. Now I'm starting to feel guilty for putting the damn thing on hiatus.
VastaKustutaThat story was . . . very odd.
VastaKustutaIf it made it past the pre-readers then the story must have some 'polish'. :P
VastaKustuta"as though an elephant was jumping up and down on a bed."
VastaKustutaBest line of all time!
Since this made it to eqd then you must be the best kind of idiot ratherhomely
VastaKustutaWhen you look at it that way, even the title is suggestive.
VastaKustutaForget not, children, that this story will soon become a required reading all over the world.
Oh... my...
VastaKustutaThat ending was... uh.
This gets in but Parasailing was rejected?
VastaKustuta@MrMusicalPony
VastaKustutaThere is at least one Twilight/Book on FimFiction with a Mature Content Filter.
@DPV111
VastaKustutaI know for a fact that he doesn't want parasailing on EqD. Otherwise it'd be up already.
Autor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.
VastaKustuta@OminousBrony
VastaKustutaTwi x book
RD x cloud
Fluttershy x tree
Celestia x door
All exist.
@NinesTempest
VastaKustutaDoesn't mean people shouldn't go read it ;P
SHIP ALL THE CHARACTERS!
VastaKustutaNote to self avoid Rainbow Dash an cloud in same sentence
VastaKustutaDat Cargo Shipping
VastaKustutaAutor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.
VastaKustutaNO.
VastaKustutaBeep beep I'm a cloud. Is the single cutest thing in the fandom and if I won't let it be ruined by a (absolutely hilarious) clopfic, neither should you!
I remember reading this, funny stuff.
VastaKustuta@DPV111
VastaKustutaIt may be hilarious, but I have no interest in reading clip fics at all
@DPV111
VastaKustutaIt may be hilarious, but I have no interst in reading clop fics at all
@DPV111
VastaKustutaIt's not cloppy. Not sure where you're getting that, other than the implications (and that's it) of the last scene.
I,for one, rather enjoyed it, if only because the humor was timed perfectly.
Omg I loved this story
VastaKustutaTom replied, oh wait no he didn't XD
@ToonNinja
VastaKustutaWe're talking about the Dash masturbates with clouds fic "Converging Fronts" by RagingSemi, not this fic.
And Travis. Never said you should read it. Just don't let it's existence affect anything else.
Lol, well that was, uhh...
VastaKustutaInteresting. Not even close to one of the weirdest things I've ever read, but still. Pretty funny, too.
@DPV111
VastaKustutaOhhhhh.
...Are you telling me somebody actually wrote a fic about that? Words fail me.
@ToonNinja
VastaKustutaYep. It's also referenced in the funny but non-cloppy fic Parasailing by Shivered Timbers in which the mane 6 discuss their odd fetishes with each other.
Why not Zoidberg?
VastaKustutaOh lawdy I just read Converging Fronts.
VastaKustuta@Travis Smith
VastaKustutaImplied sex with a ROCK is now classified as a "clop fic" with you people? Grow up.
If you didn't want to read it because of that, you don't need to post about it. Just look away and don't speak up.
@Kayriel
VastaKustutaUGH. READ THE COMMENTS HE IS RESPONDING TO> We are not talking about this fic!
@Princess Luna
VastaKustutaOh man, dat abacus <3
On another note I'm glad to see this hasn't had it's ratings trolled like several other stories recently.
VastaKustutaHaha! What a crap story! Because you're metally disordered moron :P
VastaKustutaIhabing metal disorder would be awesome
VastaKustutaThis is just the most absurd story I've read in a long time. That's just what a ship idea like this needs. :D It's hilarious and thoroughly entertaining, it never lets up!
VastaKustuta@DPV111:
inb4 the troll wakes up :/ WE'RE ON TO YOU, TROLL!
Autor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.
VastaKustutawhat was that i dont even
VastaKustutaWHY DO I LIKE THIS
@Kayriel
VastaKustutaAnd then Tom went down on Rarity...
The next day.. or at least the next sudden transition from moonlight to sunlight... Twilight and the others arrived at Carousel Boutique to un-Discord Rarity. Upon finding no sign of Rarity on the ground floor, Twilight ventured upstairs and into Rarity's bedroom. There she saw the consequences of a 2-ton boulder rolling atop a pony...
Slowly descending the stairs with a queasy expression, she said, "Well girls... we need a new Element of Generosity..."
Trolololo... >:D
The pre-reader told me this was going to get some interesting reactions, He wasn't kidding. XD
VastaKustutaThis fic is pretty good, though not as good as this one Applejack/Bloomberg clopfic I read a little while back. He (?) had this one branch that Applejack had sanded and smoothed and prepared for a particular purpose...
VastaKustutaSo I went into this fic expecting goofiness what I didn't expect was such a cleverly written piece. This was fantastic especially considering what the author had ta work with. Even Tom himself in Rarity's eyes could not outshine what a gem this is.
VastaKustuta(Sorry, I couldn't help myself.)
@YetAnotherBrony
VastaKustutaI believe that was Fluttershy in "I'd Like To Be A Tree".
AJ was mentioned doing this in Parasailing I believe, but I don't think I've seen a full one with AJ and Bloomberg.