[Shipping][Random][Comedy] I have discovered I have like zero Pinkie pictures in my pony folder.
Author: MetalGearSamus
Description: Pinkie Pie explains to Twilight how she, with the help of Rainbow Dash, invented a new type of candy.
Skittles
Additional tags: Pinkie, Pie, Tastes, The, Rainbow
138 kommentaari:
nice pic :P
VastaKustutaYeah, i love the picture.
VastaKustutaMan how has "taste the rainbow" not been used before now? Seems so obvious in hindsight
VastaKustutaI will never understand your lack of appreciation for Pinkie, Cereal.
VastaKustutaI love AJ's reaction.
VastaKustutaLOL scootaboner
VastaKustutaOMG YES Cabbage vendor reference.
VastaKustutaYou might want to rectify that cereal. You sick fuck
VastaKustutaI... can't articulate my overall opinion right now, so i'll go with this:
VastaKustutaAtLA Cabbages Man Pony! lol
Ok, now I'm warmed up for commenting.
VastaKustutaThat was quite amusing. Well done.
Huh, that wasn't so hard after all.
"The bakery was deserted"
VastaKustutalol
Oh Christ.
VastaKustutaAnother shipping random comedy. LETS DO IT. *dives in*
"OH HO-HO! THIS IS DELICIOUS!"
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17sEq7HX2QE&feature=player_detailpage
>"It took me sixty-nine batches to get the flavors right!"
VastaKustuta>sixty-nine
Oh Pinkie <3
So many Comedy-Random-Shipping stories lately! :D I am so happy to see so much cheerfulness in this website lately, keep it coming!!!
VastaKustuta@Taco
VastaKustutaI see what you did thar
Cabbage merchant pony! Even funnier because Pinkie's motives weren't naughty. Twilight's and Applejack's reactions helped too of course
VastaKustutaWell, another shipping-laced comedy. Many "WTF" moments, and the title is something I've actually used in passing in a comment about The Ballad of Twilight Sparkle, concerning the AppleDash shipping.
VastaKustutaStill, 5 stars, would read again
Wooooooooooooooooooow... That was funny! Poor Scoots though... 5/5
VastaKustuta>taste like raisin
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RjMSWhGWak
LOOKIT MY DASH
VastaKustutaMY DASH IS AMAZIN'!
GIVE IT A LICK!
MMM! IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS!
Cabbage Man and Look at My Horse references? On those points alone, this is a win. The rest is just sheer hilarity. Definitely will read again when I need a laugh.
VastaKustutaI buckin LOVE skittles. They are soo chewy and tasty and yummy. The colors... EEEEH! Last year for christmas my grammy got me a 5 pound bag of them. I still can't get her to tell me where she got them. SKITTLES! I'm going to read this story today after i finish doing my network. Thank goodness for EqDaily on muh phone!
VastaKustutaHow does Applejack know what Dash tastes like? WHO IS BEING SHIPPED HERE?!?
VastaKustutaRead story
VastaKustutaBrain shuts down.
Re-read the final few paragraphs
OHGODTHATSWHATSHEMEANT!
I think I'm going to go buy some Skittles now
VastaKustuta>_>
<_<
i feel like such a dirty freak after reading this
VastaKustutathank you, author, for making me want to taste rainbow dash for real
God fucking damnit.
VastaKustutaI need to order some skittles.
Where the fuck am I supposed to get skittles in Norway? xD
At any rate, brilliantly random story. Loved it!
Also, AppleDash for the win. <3
- The Jack
Um. I'm pretty sure that as far as actual relationships go, the shipping is AppleDash. With DashiePie meant for business reasons... I think. Something like that.
VastaKustutaScootaloo just learned what wingboner is.
VastaKustutaAwesome read, 5 stars.
This story... OMFG this story. It's too perfect. I just... wow. XDDD
VastaKustutaThis was stunningly hilarious for a shipping fic.
VastaKustutaOh boy referential humor. Cabbage man was subtle and hilarious. Cupcakes was obvious and obligatory. Rainbow Dash is a pony, not a horse. Amazing as she may be, she does not taste like raisins. lol Scoots.
VastaKustutaIt was filled to the brim with references, which usually lowers my opinion pretty fast. There was, however, enough original humor to draw a laugh or two from this usually stoic brony.
4/5
@La Barata
VastaKustutaHJAHHAH, I HAD to lol at this. I am so sorry.
Good fic, and it took me a little to get it at the end. But damn when I did.
5/5
There she was just a walkin' down the street singing "Dooo wah diddy, diddy-dum, diddy-do"
VastaKustutaWait, wut. What did Twi and AJ faint over?
VastaKustutain the words of fluttershy: "that is just so incredibly wonderful, i just dont even know what to say"
VastaKustutathis was a GREAT story 6/5
/)^3^(\ i wish i could truly express my happiness but i can't because these are mere words i am typing, but i'm sure alot of you know what im saying
My mind is so full of pony right now...whether it's in a good sense or not, I can't tell o_0 This is wonderfully hilarious, yet I find myself in a state of mind somewhere between Sweetie Belle's and Scootaloo's; i.e. a mix of 'OH GAWD THE HORROR' and whyboner.jpg.
VastaKustutaI'm so confused.
VastaKustutaI love what I just read.
One question though: associative property, what?
Rainbows are Spicy.
VastaKustutaDash has Rainbow hair.
Ergo, Rainbow Dash = Spicy Pony
haha that was funny
VastaKustutaI'm not sure what just happened but I loved it!
VastaKustutaI'm shocked at how many people actually hve the stomache for skittles after reading this.
VastaKustutaBut then... what are skittles actually MADE of?!?
VastaKustuta...I don't know what this fic is implying, and something tells me I don't want to find out...
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaSome of us would eat Rainbow Dash anyway.
...
...
I just typed that didn't I?
I might not be able to look at skittles the same ever again
VastaKustutaThis randomfic was awesome. I had to read the last few paragraphs twice though...
VastaKustutaThank Celestia that we have Skittles in Hungary. I'm gonna buy a ton now :D
I don't get it, how are the rainbow bits made?
VastaKustutaHelp me guys I'm stupid.
RAINBOW CUM JUST SAYING
VastaKustutaWas it intentional that Rainbow dash-the pegasus- which is a kind of HORSE tastes just like raisins?
VastaKustutaReference nobody else caught yet: There she is, just a-walkin' down the street, singing Doo-wa-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-dough"...
VastaKustutaApplejack got totally owned at the end there.
So...Skittles, I mean Rainbow Bits...they taste just like Rainbow Dash's saliva?
VastaKustutaDid anyone else notice the "Avatar: The Last Airbender" reference with the cabbage man's cart?
VastaKustuta...Gotta admit. It was funny, but I wasn't sure of the joke.
VastaKustutaFunny as hell, including all references and implications. Great job.
VastaKustuta@NinesTempest *is eating a rainbow cupcake with blue frosting*
VastaKustutaCouldn't agree more.
...Well then. The bag of Skittles I'm eating right now suddenly seem very, um, weird.
VastaKustutaMY CABBAGES!
VastaKustuta@ToonNinja Serves you right for reading shipping fanfics when you should be working on Bridled Fury...
VastaKustuta*menacingly takes a bite out of cupcake*
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaWhen Pinkie said Dash did taste spicy, but not her saliva, Twilight saw what was going to follow and fainted. As Applejack realized Pinkie Pie put Dash's saliva into the Rainbow bits, and then brought out the spicy Rainbow muffins (which presumably Applejack knows where the spiciness comes from (pun intended)) she faints.
Oh wow, this is one of my favorite stories now.
OH MY GOD I DONT GET THIS! EXPLANATION PLZ?
VastaKustuta@Alexstrazsa
VastaKustutaRainbow bits are made from Dash's saliva. Spicy Rainbow Dash muffins are made from... other... yeah.
@Kimba the White Lion http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle4yh5d50x
VastaKustutaAVATAR CABBAGE MERCHANT PONY YES AWESOME
VastaKustutaPoor cabbage vendor. No matter what universe he's in, he just can't get a break.
VastaKustutaI will now be unable to eat Skittles without imagining that I am kissing Rainbow Dash while eating them. I am unsure how to feel about that.
VastaKustutaReally good stuff.
VastaKustutaShould probably get a 'complete' tag on it, though.
i'mma go taste the rainbow now.
VastaKustutaRainbow Dash tastes like: Skittles.
VastaKustutaPinkie Pie tastes like: Cotton Candy.
...
WTF Does Twilight taste like?
Cabbage vendor!
VastaKustuta@MihailK
VastaKustutaMilky Way.
@MihailK Paper.
VastaKustuta...
...don't ask me how I know what either of those things taste like. Just... don't.
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaIs that a bad thing?
@Not A Good Username 360
VastaKustutaIt's a work break. Writing interactions between Kratos and Rarity is taxing.
@ToonNinja Ugh. Rarity and her whining.
VastaKustutaOne of the few ponies I wouldn't mind being turned into a living flag of Japan... or not-so-living...
Best of luck to you on that, then...
This was a spider's web of references, puns, and double entendres.
VastaKustutaI don't see how the skittles necessarily contain her actual saliva, I thought it was a recreation of the taste. But, the muffins make me wonder. I shudder to think how she collected her ingred... I refuse to finish that sentence.
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaThink carefully. A kiss lets you taste the rainbow. What's the inspiration for spicy muffins? (god thats sounds really creepy...)
ANyway, that was great. The references... so many. But how does AJ know what Dash is supposed to taste like? Still, the last thing with Scoot just set me giggling and still can't stop!
And now I need some Skittles. Thanks a lot.
VastaKustutaSo Skittles are made from Rainbow Dash's saliva? Is that right?
VastaKustutaAnd then... what are the spicy muffins made of?
Help me out here please?
What a story, Mark.
VastaKustuta5/5
This has to be my favorite fan fic so far! :D 100/10
VastaKustutalol taste like raisins haha "Shut up woman get on, my horse" reference :3
VastaKustutaFucking bananas.
VastaKustutaGood bananas, but bananas none the less.
5 letters for this one:
VastaKustutaLMFAO
I love this, but rather than fainting at finding out RD was cheating on her all day, I'm pretty sure Applejack would've exploded with anger.
VastaKustutaThree times.
At least.
I am suprised no one has made a "taste the rainbow" comment yet.
VastaKustutaI don't know what the big deal is about muffins flavored like Rainbow's hooves.
VastaKustuta...
What? I don't. :-P
And @chintamp: I don't know that Applejack has really had enough time to process everything that far. Or, for that matter, that Rainbow has necessarily been cheating, per se. After all, it could just be a casual thing between them.
Or there could just be a standing rule about "okay, yeah, when Pinkie's around, sometimes things happen."
@MihailK I'm thinking Twilight would taste like dark chocolate, for some reason. Applejack would taste like apples, of course, and Rarity might be champagne, or some kind of fine wine. Not sure about Fluttershy; something home-y and comforting, maybe.
VastaKustuta@Anonymous 3:27: I second that.
VastaKustutaUm, ....I don't think the skittles were made out of her saliva, can't say what the muffins were made out of, but they were brought out at the very last second, everything before that seemed to be about the skittles
VastaKustuta@MihailK
VastaKustutaTwilight tastes like...
*Puts glasses on*
Nerds candy.
(YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!)
This fandom disturbed me yet again...
VastaKustuta"better than to invade people's priva-"
VastaKustutaRainbow Dash is a human?!?!?
I laughed. How I laughed.
VastaKustuta5/5. Thank you!
Rainbow Dash was a taste tester, so I doubt the skittles are actually made FROM her saliva, just instead her having to constantly make out with Pinkie.
VastaKustutaAnd the muffin? MUFFin? Nah i'm clueless :P
...
Man I want some skittles now...
I didn't get what the "bits" were made of, but I got the muffin reference. I don't know how I feel about it. I'm still kind of shocked.
VastaKustuta@Darth Equus
VastaKustutaDear, sweet, Celestia, you win sir! You win.
I wouldn't have thought of that one myself.
Of course, Luna would have to taste like Moon Pies. And maybe Celestia like Sunny Delight?
Oh man, the Cabbage Guy reference from Avatar had me laughin' up a storm XD
VastaKustutanow this had me giggling the entire time but the second that muffin line was dropped i fell over laughing
VastaKustutaI laughed through the whole thing. Thank you, sir.
VastaKustutaWhat did I just read? I'm so confused! Can somepony explain this one to me?
VastaKustutaI'll never be able to look at skittles the same way again, on the other hoof I can't recall the last time a pony fic made me laugh this much X3
VastaKustutaMY CABBAGES! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRFDr8Vgp_Q&feature=related
VastaKustutayour awesome brony.
"I call them Rainbow Bits!" OH SHIT CUPCAKES D:
VastaKustutaSeriously, between that line, the title, and the description... flashbacks. Like it's fanfic 'Nam or something.
Twilight's reaction is really out of character, but then again Pinkie is completely IN character, so you takes your chances.
I agree with whoever liked the "MY CABBAGES" line. That's oddly hilarious. Not a fan of the public dressing-down of Rainbow Dash, however. (I think I just like Rainbow AND the Mayor too much.)
This... wow, what. I have no idea what's going on. Frape! Wait, shit, what is she doing, corrupting the youth like that?
I have no idea how I feel about this story, so I'll just congratulate you on keeping me guessing and being balls-out crazy to boot.
Lol, like "omg" sounds about right for this one.. ^^;
VastaKustutaI have the weirdest wingboner right now.
VastaKustutaAlso, this is amazing
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
VastaKustutaI don't care if it wasn't designed to have a sequel. I wanna see the inevitable orgy.
I am never going to look at a rainbow coloured lolly the same ever again >_<
VastaKustutaI feel a little dirty saying I have a wanting for skittles right now >_>
VastaKustutaVery cute. Oh Dashie, we love you.
VastaKustutaI don't usually like too much sexuality mixed with my ponies... but I will say I much prefer Pinkie eating Dash in the sense this 'fic suggests, rather than "Cupcakes"... =P
VastaKustuta(I do get tired of "Dash sleeps with just about everyone" spins in fics- and her having slept with 2 out of 3 of her friends gives me that vibe. But still, it had its cute moments!)
I do agree that the Rainbow Dash muffin line did make me giggle. =P
For those that don't get it. Dash's mouth tastes like Skittles, which Pinkie Pie copied the taste of with lots and lots of kissing and adding ingredients to a mix, not necessarily adding anything of Dash herself.
VastaKustutaSo, Dash's mouth =Skittles
Dash's body=Raisins
Dash's ???=Spicy
Where oh where could the Spicy bit be if it's not her skin nor wings? And how would Pinkie have found that taste? While making Dash so deliriously happy?
@Kimba the White Lion
VastaKustutaNot "made from" -- "tastes like". It took Pinkie 69 tries to get the flavor right, and she had to kiss Dash for comparison after each trial batch.
@TillsterRulz
VastaKustutaPonies are people. They're not human, but "person" can apply to any intelligent being.
"Most people thought that the Sonic Rainboom was just an old mare's tale." -Cutie Mark Chronicles
This explains a lot. It really does.
VastaKustutaRainbow Dash is awesome
VastaKustutaRainbow Dash helped Pinkie make Skittles
therefore Skittles are now made of awesome,
its that simple.
Hello, ponyfriends,
VastaKustutaMy name is Casket Dan, and I approve of this message.
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this was so awesome.
i was confused a bit, mostly towards the end.
the bit with AJ stopping with full horror the second she tasted - priceless <3 <3 <3
There's only one image that can explain my reaction to this fanfic.
VastaKustutahttp://leighanna.deviantart.com/art/O-PRINCESS-MY-PRINCESS-243757046
This one made me lol quit a bit with the many refrences, my fav being the cabbage vendor. I understood that Rainbow Bits are made from Dash's saliva, but what about the muffins?"legs still shaky from all the hours of baking?"...WAIT A MINUTE I GE-OH.....Oh....oh my...Well I'm off, continue the good work! >///<
VastaKustuta"MY CABBAGES!" I screamed like a 5 year-old. poor cabbage merchant. even when he's a PONY he can't get a break. his cabbages were destroyed 6 times now!
VastaKustutaThe references, the humour, the pacing-
VastaKustutathis was gold.
Wow, I must say I'm amazed. I never thought my story would get such a big positive reaction.
VastaKustutaThanks for all the kind words, everyone. ^_^
What did I just read?
VastaKustutashe put the spicy pastry at the "other end" of the counter...
VastaKustutafryiseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
I knew exactly what Pinkie meant when she said "associative property." Instantly.
VastaKustutaAnd I will never ever ever ever ever view that phrase the same way again.
5/5.
Oh dear my brain.
VastaKustutaFor those that keep saying that the Rainbow Bits are made of Dash's saliva.
VastaKustuta...
NONONONONONONO
...
They are made to TASTE like Dash's mouth.
...
The humor in this story is not a gross out, it's the way Pinkie basically sexes the heck out of Dash, without her intentions being sexual in nature at all, solely to get the flavor(s) of her new confection(s)right by tasting the area(s) of Dash's body over and over to compare to her recipe.
With a stroke of its mane,
VastaKustutaIt turns into a plane,
And it turns back again
When you...
Ew, that's a dirty thought.
Pinkie Pie starts her story with "There I was just walking down the street." Why does this sound familiar. Read on. "Oh, I see what happened here."
VastaKustutaWell, this was just full of win.
VastaKustutaTasteful.
VastaKustuta:D
(CWUTIDIDTHAR?)
I'm as distruaght as sweetie Bell, what happened? Why was what?
VastaKustutaI loved this story
VastaKustutabecause dash ships with everypony, so noone is every without a chance
Hehehehehe... Scootawingboner :D
VastaKustuta...Why can't I get my wings down?
VastaKustutaI have few words for you: comedy, randomness and ponified skittles mix nicely.
VastaKustutaAutor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.
VastaKustutaSkippy Skittles made skittles candy in Equestria, not pinkie silly. If you don't know Skippy. She's new in 2013 Equestria.
VastaKustuta