The guy who sent this in asked me to credit him as 'Raritymaiwaifu', but there's no way that's going to happen. Rarity is mine and no one else can have her- capiche?
Another compilation of Google's autocomplete feature, with ponies. I have to admit, Google sure knows which pony is the best. Maybe now I'll forgive them for that Blogger thing. And that Google Docs thing. And that Buzz thing. I've just come back from watching Apple's WWDC keynote; can you tell?>implying Rarity would fall for anyone but me - Seth
>implying you're over Trixie - Cereal
101 kommentaari:
That's hilarious! I should have tried that... :P
VastaKustutaLets not forget, "my waifu"
VastaKustutaIm pretty sure everyone's had Rarity
VastaKustutaThe second result for "confound" is "counfound these ponies", and "eurobeat brony" takes #1 for "eurobeat".
VastaKustutaAlso, Scootaloo is a chicken.
VastaKustutaI've been a member of this site for a month now... I know Cereal and Seth were mad, but they've really deteriorated in this last week... -_-
VastaKustutaReally I mean who hasn't had Rarity?
VastaKustutaCheck out the second result for "Great and Powerful ".
VastaKustutaMy result for Celestia is was Troll
y luna °-°
VastaKustutaque hay de luna ?
Rarity is my second favorite pony, but certainly not the best. That title will forever belong to Pinkie.
VastaKustutaBest edits ever.
VastaKustutamy little pony is
VastaKustutaawesome
badass (i like this suggestion the most)
magic
manly
skinny and bony (the fuck?)
evil
fine
dead
back
Anypony else enjoy Cereal and Seth's cross commenting? Also, nice job, google.
VastaKustutaPrincess Luna is? Google has no love for Luna.
VastaKustutaFluttershy is also is not a tree, is a tree, isn't a tree but is definitely mai waifu.
Uh Seth, you yourself posted "She's a Horse" to the site, remember? If that doesn't turn Rarity off to you, I don't know what will...
VastaKustuta@Springtime Blues
VastaKustutaAlso, you are incorrect sir, she is MY waifu, I'll even go get her.
Google, you are a wise man.
VastaKustutaSecond suggestion for "she's an" is "she's an evil enchantress".
VastaKustutathats legit xD
VastaKustutaAutor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.
VastaKustuta@Torrential Rains
VastaKustuta*hugs* yes it's true. I am your waifu.
@Springtime Blues
VastaKustutaTold you so!
*Hugs Fluttershy*
WHYWUBWOO
Google Auto-complete: Proving Rarity is BEST pony since 2011.
VastaKustuta@Seth: No. Just no. I'mma have to side with Cereal here, despite our competition for Rarity's affections. Stop trying to be a playa :P
You have no idea how sad it makes me that this software only lets me edit my own posts. It's just not the same to do it from down here...
VastaKustutaNo love for Twilight. It's always us well read ones that get no love! =O
VastaKustuta@Phoe
VastaKustutaAw...
We're sorry Phoe!
*Hugs*
Sense.
VastaKustutaThis top- erm, Google makes none. Yeah, that's the ticket.
So let's put things to test. What do I get?
"Pinkie Pie is [autocomplete] insane."
...yeah, kind of hard to argue.
>implying implications
VastaKustutaEquestria is not a sport.
VastaKustuta@Phoe
VastaKustutaI think we can all agree that Phoe is best mod/admin/whatever you people are called, despite technical limitations =D
Hey everypony, submitter here (I sometimes post anonymously on ED, and sometimes I join "filly" as raritymaiwaifu). I wasn't really expecting Seth and Cereal to post this, so it put a big smile on my face when it appeared. I hope it was amusing/inspiring: looks like somponies have already come up with some good variations!
VastaKustutaCereal: it's ok about Rarity, I'm joking anyway..I mean, who cares about a cartoon pony?? Even one with such exquisite taste, such gorgeous eyes, such shapely...er...that didn't quite go how I intended.
@Flygon16
VastaKustutaOh shit son...
Hell hath no fury like Seth, except Fluttershy...
I'd give you all of about ten minutes before Seth shows up at your door...
Autor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.
VastaKustutaRarity is pretty awesome, but not the best. That goes to the one and only Rainbow Dash. She's simply 20% cooler than the other mane six.
VastaKustutaDUDE! Scootaloo is a chicken.
VastaKustutaDat in-post bickering
VastaKustuta@Flygon16
VastaKustutaThere's only one way to appease Seth...
A quality PMV that hasn't been posted before...
Good luck!
@Torrential Rains
VastaKustutaPlease, I think I can handl-
*knock knock*
OH CELESTIA, SOMEBODY HELP ME! HE BROUGHT TRIXIE! NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
My only regret is not living long enough to see Season 2.
I get a real kick out of the way Seth and Cereal make quips at each other like that. It seems almost like an Applejack//Rainbow Dash sort of relationship.
VastaKustutaYou guys are awesome!
@Torrential Rains
VastaKustutaFunny, I actually sent him one yesterday. Should show up here in the next few days =D
Typed in 'Trixie is.' First suggestion? 'An ugly girl.' Seth, I don't know how to break this to you...
VastaKustutaThen hope that he posts it soon...
VastaKustutaFor your sake...
lol
VastaKustutaBig question is, how do we get Google return "Twilight Sparkle is adorkable" as the first auto-complete suggestion?
VastaKustutaGoogle just got 20% cooler!
VastaKustuta(Sorry...I had to said it :P)
@Stargazer: that needs to be done, along with "Trixie is GREAT AND POWERFUL" and "Luna is innocent"
VastaKustutaJust Gave this a try and found:
VastaKustutaPinkie Pie is insane (we knida knew that one)
Pinkie Pie is invincible (This could explain alot!)
Rainbow Dash is awsome (was there any dought?)
but this one HAS to be the best.
Rarity is the precursor of extinction
(make a note fellwo bronies...do not piss her off)
Phoe, you're gonna have to put those two on a leash, tell them who the real blog princess is!
VastaKustuta... wait... that came out wrong...
Guess what I got with just "It needs t"? Yup. It needs to be about 20% cooler. Wow. Sorry if anyone beat me to it.
VastaKustuta@Stargazer: Just search for it, over and over and over again. (I'd be willing to help :3)
VastaKustutaBtw, "Twilight Sparkle is evolving" isn't cryptic. She's a Ponyta.
*runs off to check results for Derpy Hooves*
~Dark~
I typed in some of the other ponies and got these results:
VastaKustutaTrixie is and Ugly Girl
Luna is Honey
Granny Smith is a variety of what fruit
Big Mac is Smaller
Scootaloo is a Chicken
Lyra is not an imaginative child
Spike is not dead
Braeburn is what
Try "That's not how".
VastaKustutaI HATE how people think Rainbowdash "likes" girls. She's a tomboy, so what? Lots of girls are tomboys. And they make EVERY character like girls that are girls. Or boys that are boys. -_- And Princess Clesetia HAD to banish her sister. And she get blamed as bad guy? HELLOOO! Nightmare was evil, Luna was a little upset but Nightmare possed her. Clesetia is a good person. How'd you like the VA of Rainbow and Clesetia feel about YOU GUYS, making them into bad people? They must feel really angered by you. And Pinkie, when she gets SAD she gets flat hair. She's not loopy or crazy or anything you accuse her of. Except being cute, funny and like to party! And being random. I don't care if I'm getting all upset over a show and make-believe characters. This site is for PONIES, not making rumors about them, right? Oh, wait, it's about scary/not appropriate fan-fics? Making disturbing artwork? Making something COMPLETELY innocent become one of the darkest things in the world?
VastaKustutaYeah, right. *rolleyes*
Rarity is best pony!
VastaKustutaCEREAL IS A DIPSTICK
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaU mad?
relax, man :D
@ a href #c5422052739216726495 >Geldon Yetichsky /a>
VastaKustuta"Rainbow Dash is" -autofill #2: "my waifu"
Brilliant!
@Upset Anonymous: Wait- are you saying being gay is a bad thing?? Trollestia, is that you???
VastaKustuta* goes to address bar
VastaKustutatypes in "google.com"
^presses "Make this my homepage"
Starts typing random pony stuff.
I think it's official.
VastaKustutaCereal is Seth's waifu.
Dammit! My post was supposed to be reply to Geldon Yetichsky, but apparently something broke.
VastaKustutaJust typed in Fluttershy and "fluttershy rule 34" shows up. O_o;
VastaKustutaYou people do know that Google adjusts your search suggestions based on what you've searched for in the past right? You'd have to log out, at the very least, to ensure impartial results.
VastaKustuta@Sir Leadhead
VastaKustutaWell, I do enjoy ropes...
Now now you two, enough fussing. Seth, you know Cereal loves Rarity, so don't tease him about it. Cereal, don't encourage Seth, you know better. Phoe...well...
VastaKustuta2:08 Anon,
VastaKustutaI also get the same results shown here and I've never used google to search these things, or even have a google account, so it's legit.
Also, for the Wall of Text Anon, just chiil, ok? I`m sure we'll all have a nice time on the moon when Celestia discovers everything we've said about her. ;)
Here's some odd ones:
VastaKustutaSilver Spoon is -stamp
Granny Smith is -sour
Zecora i-*google changes it to Zebra i-*
Spike is -not dead
Spike is -better than Angel.
Honestly I thought that last one was referencing Angel Bunny, but it was Buffy the Vampire Slayer (meh)
"rarity is the best pony" ? Oh google, you are so random.
VastaKustutaEverypony knows that Rainbow Dash is the best pony;-)
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaDude, calm down. Everyone can interpret the characters or events in any way they want, imagination shouldn't be limited. It's all in good fun.
Scootaloo is the best pony, obviously.
VastaKustuta@Ivan the Pig
VastaKustutaNo, I think not!
That would be my waifu, Fluttershy!
@Phoe
VastaKustutaI knew that rope daily drawing event had an ulterior motive! ;D
Google also says "Fluttershy is the best"
VastaKustutaIt can't decide
@Anonmyous again: I'd bet however much we may joke, parody, or "re-interpret" the show, almost everypony here thinks Pinkie, Dash, Celestia, etc, are all wonderful characters, and we appreciate the innocence of the show just fine thanks.
VastaKustutaMore google...
"Muffins are just ugly Cupcakes"
lol
@Sir Leadhead: You have no idea how much restraint she showed, waiting so long to introduce that drawing event.
VastaKustuta@Torrential Rains
VastaKustutaActually, I thought She's a Horse was hilarious, and cemented (don't) her even more as my favourite pony.
@Phoe: You've been my favourite before you even started taking the site from these silly boys' hooves. Or at least, I think it was. In the chat of some shipping fic with Nines? I'm still in the initial stages of writing that Rareshy thing.
Either way, you're the best equestrian. Daily.
On topic: Google hath spoken. It is the truth.
>inb4 fanfic starring Phoe, Cereal, and Seth.
VastaKustutaI have no clue what the content would be though...
Everything here is acurate
VastaKustutaCept
Rarity is mai waifu
Poor Celestia
VastaKustutaI wuv my waifu...
VastaKustuta*Hugs Fluttershy*
This is possibly the oddest fandom I've ever seen... O.O Don't change a thing! :D
VastaKustutaAlso, I guess Trixie is my waifu now that Seth's left her? *Trixie grabs me and drags me away* OH DEAR CELESTIA HELP ME!!!!!!!!
geez you two are really going at it today with the edits. so funny.
VastaKustutathe autocompletes are awesome. we will take over the internet yet MWAHAHAHA!
Google is never wrong. This means that it is all pure and true.
VastaKustutaMy, my, my.
VastaKustuta**Typed**: Ponies are
**Autocompletion**: taking over the internet
Oh God yes.
Tried them all out. And they worked. What happens when I try "Princess Luna is"? It autofills Princess Luna Island. Poor Luna, I guess Trollestia is awfully thorough with her cleansing of any trace of her sister till next season.
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustuta>Implying being gay makes you a "bad person."
Princess Luna Island
VastaKustutaBig Macintosh Island
This is a sign.
Spike is displeased.
Oatmeal are you crazy
VastaKustutaIn accordance with the previous anon on this topic, I get tired of people talking about how Rainbow Dash and the rest of the mane six are lesbians. Lauren Faust already said it wasn't true, for pete's sake. However, I've learned not to care too deeply about it.
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaAs far as I'm aware, the only thing she said on the subject is that the show will not touch the subject of sexuality, and she has never confirmed or deconfirmed any pony's sexuality.
I hate rarity >_>
VastaKustutayeesh, she ain't unbearable, but she reminds me of preps... ugh, stupid high school @_@
"rarity is the best pony"
VastaKustutaSilly Google, that's not how you spell Fluttershy.
Autocomplete option number 5 for "my waifu" is "fluttershy is mai waifu".
VastaKustutaNumber 3 for "20% cooler" is "20 cooler in 10 seconds flat".
Number 1 for "Derpy" is "Derpy Hooves" and #2 of that is "Derpy Hooves Muffins".
Number 3 for "That's not how" is "That's not how you spell pinkie pie".
Number 4 for "Ponies are" is "ponies are us" O_o
That's pretty awesome.
VastaKustutaBtw seth is so not over Trixie.
Anyway guys, no need to fight. Fluttershy and Rarity can be all out waifus. Just go with a multidimensional approach - each of our universe's are different.
Same thing that kept me sane from the thought that Tali was anybody's waifu but mine :P
Daaaamn haha, I am saving that.
VastaKustutaIt needs to (autocomplete) be about 20 percent cooler.
VastaKustutaI kid you not.
Pinkie Pie IS watching you.
VastaKustutanothing happens with "Twilight Spark is" and "Derpy Hooves is" :(
VastaKustutaTrixie is 2nd for "The Great and Powerful". Let's change that.
VastaKustuta2nd one with Rarity
VastaKustuta''Rarity is the precursor of extinction''
...
mfw
VastaKustutaFluttershy is -Moe...
talk about g -etting your beauty sleep