Ponychan is down!
CONFIRMED: Derpy Broke it with her bad coding
Updated! Its back!
Rumor one: I'm going out on a limb and say someone posted a picture of Gummy and Angel fighting to the death. That got all the ponies all hot and bothered which made the server overheat.
Rumor Two: I bet it was one of them damn drybags on the "Conservative Forum"!
Rumor Three: Parasprites.
Rumor Four: I know what it was. Just before it happened somepony got quads with a picture of Sweetie Bell. That's like spitting in Celestia's face.
Rumor Five: Somepony set us up the the low orbiting ion cannon.(I hope not!)
115 kommentaari:
They fucking killed MacGyver
VastaKustutaI hope they can get it back up soon, I need my pony fix!
VastaKustutaI'm going out on a limb and say someone posted a picture of Gummy and Angel fighting to the death. That got all the ponies all hot and bothered which made the server overheat.
VastaKustutaI bet it was one of them damn drybags on the "Conservative Forum"!
VastaKustutaJust saw that and ran over here.
VastaKustutaThe status tumblr hasn't been updated yet either.
VastaKustutaI've been on /b/, but no one is /b/ragging.
My guess? Parasprites.
VastaKustutaspy zapping mah ponychan
VastaKustutaHe is in a better place now, paper-clips and dental floss as far as the eye can see.
VastaKustutaI know what it was. Just before it happened somepony got quads with a picture of Sweetie Bell. That's like spitting in Celestia's face.
VastaKustutaarghh.. http://i56.tinypic.com/2v113r7.jpg
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaCurse you Sweetie Bell! Why couldnt you just leave well enough alone!
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaDamn it... I should have known somepony would do something like that...
Somepony set us up the the low orbiting ion cannon.
VastaKustutaDawwwwwwwwwwwww! *goes crazy*
VastaKustutaI'm going to go into withdrawal here without my Ponychan
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaYes... I was there... /SWTE/ Shall be the new /OAT/!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a43kowi2ncI
VastaKustutawell, not really
There's a 500 server error. Something went wrong, but 500 is generic, so nobody knows exactly what. my guess? Derpy's pulling wires again.
VastaKustutaI'm so glad I'm not the only one who can't access it. Thought I was having a nightmare.
VastaKustutaI'm sad that it's down, but on the other hand it would only keep me from going to bed.
VastaKustutaI hope that everything will be okay tomorrow.
Now there is a big empty hole inside me D:
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaGDI never did like ponies, did they?
My guess is either Derpy's pulling wires, parasprites, or Conservatives.
VastaKustutaMan, I was right in the middle of looking up ship-pics, too!
VastaKustutaYeah, Derpy's been at the servers again... Fo' Sho'
VastaKustutaI should probably take this time to study, but fuck that.
VastaKustutaI'll just build a vacuum.
Whats wrong with conservatives? I am a Republican and like Ponies!
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaOut of context that comment is hilarious.
Trixie did it for teh lulz.
VastaKustutaPonychan Mod here, we are aware of the problem, and as far as we know, it's just Derpy's poor coding again.
VastaKustuta(I don't know why we keep letting her work on the website...)
As a Conservative I can assure you we had nothing to do with it *shifty eyes*
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaOut of context that sounds hilarious.
Good riddance I say.
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaThere was a post on some "Conservative Forum" bashing MLP:FiM, but I heard the forum is just a parody. I lean conservative myself, but you have to admit that there's no shortage of closed-minded "manly men" on the Right.
I find it funny that I was viewing a Derpy image right before it happened.
VastaKustutaAs much as I want /OAT/ to be /SWTE/...
VastaKustutaIt's just the servers finally going out. I mean this whole weekend theres been crazy Lag cuz now every Brony and there mom wants a Tripcode, And /ponychan/ Derpy servers gave out.
Don't know how long to fix but I can get my work done now..
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaPonychan Mod here, I am holding YOU personally responsible. You ought to be ashamed.
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaPonychan Mod here, I am holding YOU personally responsible. You ought to be ashamed.
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaDerpy needs to stop declaring string variables as "Muffin"! XD
Why do I get the feeling that, if politicians actually watched this show, more problems would be getting solved?
VastaKustutaOr at least if they were busy watching, they wouldn't be legislating MORE problems.
That Derpy. She so crazy.
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaOh /co/, you so crazy.
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaPonychan's Matthew!Gold here.
Thanks for the update, I was getting worried.
But I have a post to make. An adventure to update. Pics to browse. Ships to ship. ;_;
VastaKustuta@BroWny
VastaKustutaHmm... Whole weekend? Late last week, Asterisk and I worked on the Brony List, and tons of bronies made trip-codes because of it...
I wonder if the server lag is, in small part, my fault? XD
And nothing of value was lost.
VastaKustutaThis is obviously backlash from the newest episode. Ponychan couldn't stand the extreme levels of insanity Pinkie was exhibiting. We just have to give it some time to recuperate.
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaOh, I think we know. Right? Riiiiiight?
*wink wink nudge nudge*
And nothing of value was lost.
VastaKustuta... AH! SAYING THAT DOESN'T HELP! GET BACK UP PONYCHAN! I NEED MY FIX!
My personal guess is that the database server finally melted.
Some of my classmates have already told me there were people from 7Chan who prepared raids against Ponychan, but it's still rumors for me
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustuta<mfw I was sooo expecting this to happen within the first five comments.
Took you long enough.
@Ceets
VastaKustutaNaw It's not your fault. I really called it first! I knew since Summer is coming up... The Mods are in for a RUDE awaking!!! Bronies don't have anything to do but go on /Ponychan/ They are going to need to find better servers or... Well... bye-bye /ponychan/... ugh. I hate to say it.
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaIt's of value to a lot of people.
@NeverGoBak Well, the update was at an odd time, if it had happened at 2:00 my post may have been higher up
VastaKustuta...low orbiting Ion cannon?
VastaKustutaThe pegasi'll take it offline. They live the closest to it, after all.
@BroWny
VastaKustutaWould that also be the cause of all the image derps, and the Great Ponychan Derp last week?
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaGoddamit. You posted that old joke without giving it any creative spin.
You must be from ponychan LOL.
(... getting the ponyshakes, man)
Some dragon came along and decided to take a nap there, and this was the easiest way to evacuate everyone. Why do dragons always choose the worst places to nap?
VastaKustutaMaybe 4chan did this. /b/ secretly want the bronies to come back.
VastaKustutaPonychan Mod here, I am notoriously lazy and don't know how to make a posting account here. Somepony help me, and ask for !!RainbowDash on ponychan, and you will recieve 10 free internets* !
VastaKustuta*Limit 10 per customer, free internets are served on a 'first come, first serve' basis. No rainchecks.
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaIsn't it as simple as going to the login page (top right), and then filling out the form over there?
Spike sneezed, servers caught on fire. Soon Nicholas Cage will be asking him "HOW'D IT GET BURNED?"
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaTrue it's people like that that give us a bad wrap, I am conservative but heck I believe in respecting others beliefs and opinions. If they aint bothering me why bug them, right?
@NeverGoBak
VastaKustutaI would guess that as well. Derpy... Derpy Everywhere... but i'm thinking...
[/spolier] when the season final is over most people will stop visiting and the people who love the family feeling from the community will stay [/spolier] but I hope not! I love everyone from that site!!!
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaWhen you comment, just change the "Comment as" box. Then sign in with it. You should be able to post as that name.
sort of like this
oh god what are we going to do now
VastaKustutawell time to go to http://fim.413chan.net .
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaI just login using my Gmail account.
It is sad day! ;_; I just got off work too...
VastaKustutaUntil the site comes back, enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mlJB5PxcX4&NR=1
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaEyup.
/facehoof
Please go to ponychan when it is back up to receive your complementary internets.
go back to /b/ or /co/
VastaKustutaponyfix problem solved.
@ArcticTempest
VastaKustutaToo much hate, not enough pony.
hey guys i got a clue, i just remembered some anon posted this link in the letter thread
VastaKustutahere: http://i52.tinypic.com/24bkscm.jpg
maybe its bull but hey its better than nothin
@Wheelworld
VastaKustutaWell, we could have like a sleepover at some other brony community. Let's see what our options are:
- FiMchan - Hmm, not a good idea. If ponychan servers couldn't take it, no way FiMchan can.
- /co/ - The latest reports I've seen lead me to believe that /co/ hates our guts for some reason, so that may not be a good destination.
- /b/ - ... yeah, the /b/ronies probably wouldn't mind us too much crashing their chainthread, but /b/ isn't really for everyone. Still, it's probably the best of these options.
We could also sit right here and wait for updates, I guess!
<.< it's so hard to test changes first on a local copy and then change the code on the server?
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaI love you so much, Anonymous.
Given EQ's giga-normous expansion over these past few months, it's probably safe to say that the ponychan userbase has expanded even more so. Just got back from lurking a /b/rony thread and everything seems pretty chill. No Mods breathing down your throats, no one threatening to take down ponychan, and so it doesn't look like a conspiracy (probably why Sethisto listed LOIC as rumor 5 and not 1) . As everyone has already said, servers were probably taxed. It'll be back up in no time.
Ponychan + Down = Me being very lonely and bored.
VastaKustuta:(
Nooooooooooooo!!!
VastaKustutaWe could all hop on Synchtube while we're waiting for Ponychan to come back...
VastaKustutaWell there's Ponibooru and *shudder* FiMchan...
VastaKustutaOh god Ponychan was the only good one
Y'all get back to getting your works done, ya'hear?!
VastaKustuta@!!RainbowDash
VastaKustutaSend them to my thread in /meta/ - I'm the guy who wrote the FAQ, answering questions like that seems to be my thing!
@Anonymous
That is an excellent idea. Set it up and link it, please?
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaWill do! Thanks again for that, by the way.
http://www.synchtube.com/r/IsaacShark
VastaKustutaCOME ON IN BRONIES
@!!RainbowDash
VastaKustutaHey !!RainbowDash, I don't know who has permission to post there, but might it be worth updating the status tumblr? I did check there first (though I guess everyone probably is going to see it on EqD now).
@Mithent
VastaKustutaI would if I could, but as far as I know, only our admin has access to that account.
@!!RainbowDash
VastaKustutaGuessed that might be the case. Thanks anyway!
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaAlready been there for the past hour or so.
Aww, I wanted to be the first to say "And nothing of value was lost."
VastaKustutaHaha, just kidding ponychan is ok.
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaPeople like that give the rest of us a bad name. I say we follow the example of the show and respect each other.
Well, Anonymous said they were going after Iran today. Maybe they missed?
VastaKustutaNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
VastaKustutaUnonemous here
VastaKustuta(The name is just in case any of the bronies i recently RPd with are here)
Was in the middle of RPing in Trotswood, then poof. Sadface'd until it pops back up
But but....
VastaKustutaNow I have to do work instead of posting ponies! That's terrible!
Depressed Pinkie Pie...South Park's Cartman when he originally got depressed not knowing who his father is and started playing with dolls?
VastaKustutaLooks like it's all cool now.
VastaKustutaI say it was Pinkie Pie........definitely Pinkie Pie.
VastaKustutaUnonemous again
VastaKustutaITS BACK, BRONIES!
As someone who visits both ponychan and /co/, and I have to say:
VastaKustutaIt's utterly hilarious watching how much the two communities hate each other.
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaIt's not a mutual hate. /co/ hates but Ponychan doesn't hate back.
And now Rainbow Dash Network is down. Dang it Derpy.
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustuta/co/ hates /b/, for all the good reasons. since ponychan came from /b/, it's sort of guilty by association
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
VastaKustutaOh noes! Not again!
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaThe good reasons being mostly that it's not /co/.
... seriously? That got deleted? Let's try this differently:
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
/co/ hate for /b/ is baffling.
/co/ hate fo ponychan is even more so.
... seriously? That got deleted? AGAIN? Attempt 3, very simple phrases:
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
/co/ hates /b/. It makes no sense.
/co/ hates ponychan. It makes even less sense.
You can't explain it.
... seriously? That got deleted? AGAIN? Attempt 3, very simple phrases:
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
/co/ hates /b/. It makes no sense.
/co/ hates ponychan. It makes even less sense.
You can't explain it.
... and now all 4 posts are here. Despite each one appearing after pressing "post", appearing for a while even when viewed from another tab, and even after refreshing - until it suddenly didn't, as if deleted. Until all 4 reappeared simultaineously just now.
VastaKustutaI can't explain that.
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaI saw you complaining and emptied the spam folder.
@Sethisto
VastaKustutaCould you delete 3 of those posts of your choice?
Also, how does a post get into the spam folder? I don't think I did anything that would raise the obvious spammy red flags.
**set up us
VastaKustutaTsk tsk =P
I'm from Ponychan. No matter how much /co/ hates us, I don't hate them. I may not like how rude they are, or how they just assume what Ponychan is like (One of them claimed Ponychan was all porn. Really? I mean, really??), or how elitist they can get, but we're all watching the same show. We're all "looking at the same rainbow" here. Maybe someday we can put our differences aside and get along. Or at least stop lashing out at each other.
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaum. How?