Long ago... in a far away country known to many as the Land of the Rising Sun, a strange new world called the Internet suddenly appeared one day. Within it's hallowed networks and deep within the most exclusive of forums, a fresh brand of obsession was slowly taking hold. Lonely guys and gals from across the geek sphere were latching on to colorful cartoon people with wild hair, giant eyes, and physical proportions built specifically for enticing the opposite (and sometimes same) gender.
With them came the rest of the world, lulled in with false promises of entertainment, only to be devoured when they too succumbed to the infatuation for these sirens of the pen and ink. It was a social massacre, with websites, clubs, and dedicated gatherings all exploiting the budding information super highway to spread their message. No more would they stand for less than what they feel they are worth! "Why go 3D when you can stick to 2D?!" they called! The age of the Waifu had come, and many an entertainment company dug their pick-axes deep into nerd mountain for a chance at that sweet sweet fanbase love.
Since then, the concept has expanded far beyond it's original boundaries. Indeed, not an animated game, cartoon, or movie out there could escape it's clutches. Not even Ponyland.
What's that? Waifus are creepy you say? Pony waifus especially? Well then, this probably isn't for you.
For everyone else... it is time. Gather up your trusty mice and keyboards! Sharpen your right click save as macros for all these images of adorable ponies in socks we've procured!
Join us as we ascend into glorious, pony fueled OBLIVION!
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