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  • Story: Pony Tales

    by Cereal Velocity


    [Normal] [Random] [Comedy] [Sci-fi]

    Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
    Description: In a world filled with magic talking ponies, there still exist things twisted, weird and bizarre. These are their stories.

    Pony Tales

    Additional Tags: Robots, Wordplay, Weird, SCIENCE!, Humor
    Saturday, January 28, 2012 op 3:00 PM
    Labels: Author: Andrew Joshua Talon, comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Everypony, Fanfiction, Incomplete, Normal, Random, Sci-Fi, Spike, Star-4, Story
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    31 comments:

    1. wackyponyJanuary 28, 2012 at 3:01 PM

      that's a lot of words. <-<

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    2. wackyponyJanuary 28, 2012 at 3:01 PM

      http://www.equestriadaily.com/search/label/Incomplete

      >-> More words to come?

      =|

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    3. Mesmer WolfJanuary 28, 2012 at 3:02 PM

      hmm might be interesting.

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    4. AshleyJanuary 28, 2012 at 3:03 PM

      Drahon tales dragon tales! I dont know the rest...

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    5. AshleyJanuary 28, 2012 at 3:04 PM

      Wait the song goes: dragon tales dragon tales! FUS ROH DAH!!!!

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    6. wackyponyJanuary 28, 2012 at 3:04 PM

      @Ashleyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUfxnDAAxHI

      <-<

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    7. Princess LunaJanuary 28, 2012 at 3:10 PM

      Oh good, he's shown himself again; I'm reading now!

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    8. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2012 at 3:11 PM

      Where's my Progress, Talon!? >:-0 grrr

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    9. MasqueradeJanuary 28, 2012 at 3:15 PM

      Making Progress, I see.

      ...

      Damnit, someone beat me to the punch!

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    10. Haku1013January 28, 2012 at 3:19 PM

      Maybe I'll read it

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    11. Sir Le FlourJanuary 28, 2012 at 3:23 PM

      Sure, I have a free while. The SCIENCE! additional tag makes it look awesome :P

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    12. TomJanuary 28, 2012 at 3:23 PM

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
      IT'S TALON
      MUST READ

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    13. QugoJanuary 28, 2012 at 3:25 PM

      looks pretty interesting

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    14. pmcollectorboyJanuary 28, 2012 at 3:34 PM

      "These are their stories."
      Tonk Tonk!

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    15. CogWeaverJanuary 28, 2012 at 3:45 PM

      @pmcollectorboy
      That's exactly what I was thinking when I read that part!

      Dang, now I kinda sorta wanna read an MLP Law and Order fic...

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    16. moocow1452January 28, 2012 at 3:54 PM

      X-Files with Ponies? That would be... kinda canon actually, with all the stuff in everfree.

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    17. StursJanuary 28, 2012 at 4:00 PM

      > Notices it's written by Andrew J. Talon.
      > Starts reading immediately


      Can I just state that this whole thing was hilarious? Because it is. Especially the part with Twilight as a mad scientist. That part just killed me.

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    18. The Blue HorseJanuary 28, 2012 at 4:09 PM

      i just found this guy... and it was awesome

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    19. ZebrasArePoniesTooJanuary 28, 2012 at 4:25 PM

      Daisy bell. This statement is false. It's a trap. Step 3: question mark.
      Dear author, you're awesome.
      Also, around the middle there is Sweetie Pie instead of Sweetie Bell.

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    20. ZebrasArePoniesTooJanuary 28, 2012 at 5:09 PM

      And one more thing...
      Rover's Universal Ripsnorters?
      Is this a refence too or am I being paranoid?

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    21. Dennis The MenaceJanuary 28, 2012 at 5:55 PM

      This is absolutely hilarious.

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    22. DPV111January 28, 2012 at 6:06 PM

      That was flippin AWESOME.
      So many references.

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    23. UnknownJanuary 28, 2012 at 6:06 PM

      Very funny, and very episode-like except with a little more meme/shoutout intensity than the episodes could ever reasonably have.

      It's also wonderful how many stories in the fandom I could be referring to with a comment like that.

      Anyway, since the tag says incomplete, I can't wait for more instalments - guessing they'll be somewhat-related oneshots.

      (Oh, and there's a Terminator reference that others seem to have missed so far - Fluttershy delivers the iconic "Come with me if you want to live".)

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    24. AndrewJanuary 28, 2012 at 6:38 PM

      @ZebrasArePoniesToo

      Yes actually. It's a reference to R.U.R., Rossum's Universal Robots, the name of the Czech play that first introduced the word "robot" to the world.

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    25. ZebrasArePoniesTooJanuary 28, 2012 at 6:50 PM

      @Andrew
      Yay I was right ^^
      I hope you write more chapters, this one was totally loltastic!

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    26. nemrynJanuary 28, 2012 at 8:36 PM

      As long as we're counting references, 'Dr. Neighnian Soong's Oy, Robots' is a reference to Dr. Noonien Singh, who invented androids in the Star Trek universe, and also to Isaac Asimov's 'I, Robot' stories.

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    27. nemrynJanuary 28, 2012 at 8:36 PM

      SWEETIE BOT IS MOST OPTIMAL PONY

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    28. Sporky HoovesJanuary 28, 2012 at 9:45 PM

      Seems a bit drawn out for the whole idea, but I can't say I didn't like it.

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    29. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2012 at 9:52 PM

      What Sporky Hooves above me said. Kinda dragged on after a while, and it might've been better to split this up into three chapters rather than one long schlog. Still, quite enjoyable.

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    30. AndrewJanuary 28, 2012 at 11:59 PM

      @Recamen

      Originally it was split up into three chapters, but the pre-readers insisted I make it into one big entry.

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    31. ultra8January 29, 2012 at 3:20 AM

      That had me laughing so hard at work that I could hardly put it down. The references, the jokes, the logic paradoxes and their reactions, tops all the way.
      You've done it again.

      You also bring up one of the greatest mysteries of MLP:FiM, just who the hell was living their before Twilight moved in? I always assumed the mad scientist gear was from her own collection, but now I wonder. It was rather convient that there was an opening wasn't there.

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