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  • Story: Rarity's Mid-Death Crisis

    by Princess Luna
    [Comedy]

    Author: Recamen
    Description: After a night in which she may have had one too many drinks, Rarity wakes up to find that everything below her head is missing. See her publicly declare herself deceased and be the drama queen she is while putting together the pieces of a puzzling evening.
    Rarity's Mid-Death Crisis

    Additional Tags: One-shot, Berry Punch, Octavia, Rarity, Marecaholics
    Saturday, December 31, 2011 op 3:00 PM
    Labels: Author: Recamen, Berry Punch, comedy, Complete, Fancy Pants, Fanfiction, Octavia, Other, Rarity, Spike, Star-4, Story
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    34 comments:

    1. AeleosDecember 31, 2011 at 3:00 PM

      this sounds brilliant (oh and 1st *squee)

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    2. UnknownDecember 31, 2011 at 3:06 PM

      "Mid-Death Crisis"
      [Comedy]
      ...

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    3. Rodrigo OsorioDecember 31, 2011 at 3:10 PM

      So how can Rarity be even more dramatic? I think we have our answer right here.

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    4. NikoDecember 31, 2011 at 3:11 PM

      What the buck

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    5. Renegade the Last ShadowboltDecember 31, 2011 at 3:12 PM

      Well at least she gets a 75% off on her clothes

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    6. ThunderIceDecember 31, 2011 at 3:14 PM

      I read the title. At first I thought it was another grimdark. Then I read the tags. Wut

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    7. AdvanceDecember 31, 2011 at 3:18 PM

      I don't even...

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    8. The InvincibleDecember 31, 2011 at 3:20 PM

      "Bodies are for hookers and fat people."
      - Bender B. Rodriguez

      This...they don't even have a word for what this is. The line between genius and stupidity is getting thinner.

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    9. AnonymousDecember 31, 2011 at 3:20 PM

      @Travis Smith ba dum tsh

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    10. BlackbeltDecember 31, 2011 at 3:23 PM

      That was funny as hell.

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    11. AnonymousDecember 31, 2011 at 3:24 PM

      This was amusing but... What? [SPOILER]... just doesn't work like that.

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    12. AnonymousDecember 31, 2011 at 3:25 PM

      A Random Tag would not have been out of place on this fic.

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    13. KookieRaiderDecember 31, 2011 at 3:34 PM

      haha I love this story

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    14. MedicShyDecember 31, 2011 at 4:07 PM

      ... interesting.

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    15. KyroneaDecember 31, 2011 at 4:10 PM

      I'm not sure what the hay that was all about, but it was rather amusing, at least.

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    16. JoeDecember 31, 2011 at 4:18 PM

      What is it with the flood of Rarity death fics lately?

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    17. Pegasus Rescue BrigadeDecember 31, 2011 at 4:36 PM

      What?

      This sounds bizarre. Better read it.

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    18. statooseDecember 31, 2011 at 5:06 PM

      This sounds fun, XD

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    19. chimicherrychongaDecember 31, 2011 at 5:12 PM

      I don't often read fanfics but the description sounds too good to pass up XD

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    20. shadowfalcon76December 31, 2011 at 5:54 PM

      HAHA! Of course Rarity would take something so simple and silly and twist it into the Year's Most Dramatic and Worse Possible Thing™!

      Had a good laugh.

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    21. YetAnotherBronyDecember 31, 2011 at 6:22 PM

      Just read "Rarity Lives" (a fic where she dies of cancer), cried a bit. And then I read this, and laughed my ass off.

      I don't know why we have so many "Rarity dies" fics lately, but I guess the fandom just goes through phases like that. Remember the near-obsession with fics about Rainbow Dash breaking her wings/becoming otherwise crippled?

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    22. DPV111December 31, 2011 at 6:44 PM

      Ah yes. Since Rarity is the current emotional punching bag of choice, this is much needed.

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    23. Mark EnfieldDecember 31, 2011 at 8:02 PM

      >Posted by Sethisto Stole Trixie's Magic lol

      Ugh... Did I miss something?

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    24. Mark EnfieldDecember 31, 2011 at 8:03 PM

      >Posted by Sethisto Stole Trixie's Magic lol

      Ugh... Did I miss something?

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    25. FluttershyDecember 31, 2011 at 9:58 PM

      A missing body? Oh my gosh, that must hurt!

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    26. shadefoxDecember 31, 2011 at 10:30 PM

      Nice story.

      But I was incredibly stoked for a story about Rarity being a disembodied head rolling around screaming "I'M DEAD!!! OH CELESTIA, I'M DEEEEAAAAAAAAADDD!!! OH WOE IS MEEEE!!", followed by everyone running around trying to figure out where her torso got to.

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    27. beese111December 31, 2011 at 10:34 PM

      Rarity: Fix Me
      Twilight: Later

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    28. MustangDecember 31, 2011 at 11:15 PM

      This reminds me of those mlp meets tf2 pics ive seen and rarity is spy and anyone who has seen meet the medic clearly has seen a severed spy head in medics fridge witch is still living and talking. Right people? Dont tell me im the only one

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    29. DPV111December 31, 2011 at 11:49 PM

      Good fic. Kept things reasonable.

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    30. AnonymousJanuary 1, 2012 at 12:42 AM

      short, sweet and funny

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    31. herpyderpyJanuary 1, 2012 at 3:55 AM

      This was... random to say the least, pretty fun read though! Good work.

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    32. Blode4January 1, 2012 at 6:56 AM

      I'm only about 1/3rd through and it's kind of reminding me of The Hangover, pony style. :P

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    33. YetAnotherBronyJanuary 2, 2012 at 7:15 PM

      @beese111

      That's supposed to be Fluttershy saying "Later."

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    34. TenchiFreak5February 10, 2012 at 12:32 PM

      Finally got around to this. It wasn't as silly as I expected it to be, but it was still an enjoyable (if odd) read that was surprisingly heartwarming.

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