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  • PK Reads Spiderses

    by Cereal Velocity

    Oh god.

    Oh god, guys.

    I am so sorry.
    Friday, August 19, 2011 op 2:00 AM
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    73 comments:

    1. CelestiaAugust 19, 2011 at 2:01 AM

      Oh god, must...ban...to...moon.

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    2. MultifishAugust 19, 2011 at 2:01 AM

      Adorable Scratch. Compensates for all wrongs, Cereal. You should know that.

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    3. ShoggothAugust 19, 2011 at 2:01 AM

      No you aren't

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    4. DetoxicityAugust 19, 2011 at 2:02 AM

      Oh jeez -_-

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    5. Whistle-tallAugust 19, 2011 at 2:04 AM

      noooooooooooo....

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    6. SumicaAugust 19, 2011 at 2:04 AM

      I just cant handle it. *sobs* 10 seconds and I had to end it.

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    7. AnonymousAugust 19, 2011 at 2:05 AM

      What is this i dont even

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    8. GummyAugust 19, 2011 at 2:07 AM

      I....huh?..what? I'm speachless.

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    9. Cobalt CometAugust 19, 2011 at 2:08 AM

      Haha. It seems Spiderses so quickly became almost as infamous as another fanfic we all love to hate. :>

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    10. CelestiaAugust 19, 2011 at 2:09 AM

      @Ciakar

      Think somewhere along the lines of Doom: repurcussions of My immortal (or something insane like that). Only ponies.
      I couldn't make it past...well anywhere. Things that butcher english annoy me.

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    11. GenericUsernameAugust 19, 2011 at 2:10 AM

      who's PK?

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    12. FlameheartAugust 19, 2011 at 2:19 AM

      Why did i watch the whole thing?!







      Possible Part 2?

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    13. Jaime A. JuveraAugust 19, 2011 at 2:21 AM

      Ahem...

      THE FUCK?!

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    14. SirrusAugust 19, 2011 at 2:23 AM

      @GenericUsername

      PK is the author of Antipodes.

      And let me say: THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!

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    15. Fallin' WinterAugust 19, 2011 at 2:23 AM

      I'm so glad that someone made a video and the other person for reading it. That way I didn't have to suffer trying to figure out what was going on. At least try to figure out what any sane person would be able to figure out. I don't even know what to say after that. Still funny though.

      Now I also kind of want to see someone try a fixed and expanded story of TwiMac Spiders and how they adjust. If done well enough, I can see it being a good [Random]/[Shipping] story. Maybe.

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    16. AidinthelAugust 19, 2011 at 2:23 AM

      @Flameheart
      It's hard to say for sure without a full psychological evaluation, but I suggest you seek help. The fic may have caused your brain to attempt suicide.

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    17. MuffinShyAugust 19, 2011 at 2:25 AM

      Thanks to you i now know what really happened because i didn't go farther than 5th sentence.
      You're an awesome person! Awesome video! You made my day I'm gonna go search for pony spiders now.

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    18. Overlong Analysis CobaltAugust 19, 2011 at 2:25 AM

      Welp.

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    19. MLPPinkiefanAugust 19, 2011 at 2:26 AM

      The lines "I am a wizard," and "spiders by accident," were when I just lost it. This fic is incredible. I just can't describe how awful and hilarious it is.

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    20. RyexAugust 19, 2011 at 2:28 AM

      Why did i watch the whole thing? why could I not read the actually story?

      I've come to a conclusion. crappy animation makes troll-fics bearable and funny.

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    21. Knightly_ReaderAugust 19, 2011 at 2:30 AM

      oh god. oh god. I dont even.

      part 2? (I watched this during a lecture... I didnt realise i was laughing out loud until the lecturer was looking at me...)

      Kudos.

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    22. AnonymousAugust 19, 2011 at 2:34 AM

      As much as the fic is a horrible attempt parody of Half Life: Full Life Consequences, the dramatic readings are fantastic.

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    23. benjaminAugust 19, 2011 at 2:36 AM

      That was truly envigorating. The way the reader shifed his tone of voice to march the emotions portayed my the text was absolutely marvelous. the art also helped bring the author's masterpiece to life. Their is a level of connection that the reading adds which cannot be found anywhere else.

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    24. GendidAugust 19, 2011 at 2:44 AM

      ... I watched the whole thing.

      ...

      Now my right eye won't stop twitching.

      ...

      Also, my words, I have none. Please do not subject me to these horrors ever again. My poor heart can't take it.

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    25. shadowfalcon76August 19, 2011 at 2:50 AM

      "Sir, Derp Shields™ are holding at 97% power!"

      "Wow, something actually put a smudge on them? Must've been some serious derp..."

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    26. DantE.MusT.DiEAugust 19, 2011 at 2:51 AM

      I don't know what to make of this.

      Neither does Tiptoe.

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    27. GypsyAugust 19, 2011 at 2:56 AM

      spiderses wasnt that "great", funny but not very funny

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    28. AnonymousAugust 19, 2011 at 3:04 AM

      And then I wents downted the page and readed all of teh comment. Then I posted the comment at the bottom of da the page and now weese here.

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    29. DantE.MusT.DiEAugust 19, 2011 at 3:05 AM

      @Gypsy

      I got the feeling that this was never meant for mortal's eyes in the first place.

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    30. MarkAugust 19, 2011 at 3:20 AM

      I think my brain just imploded....twice

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    31. UnknownAugust 19, 2011 at 3:23 AM

      This changed my life.

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    32. Aquaman52August 19, 2011 at 3:27 AM

      Best. Vinyl Scratch image. EVER.

      fukkensaved.jpg

      Oh, and...I guess there's a post attached to it too, isn't there? Cool. I guess. You guys...have fun with that. I'll just be over here. In my happy place.

      With my picture.

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    33. AthensAugust 19, 2011 at 3:32 AM

      THIS WAS SO AMAZING. I was crying. I was laughing so hard I was crying. I read spiderses, but this is just a whole nother level. I love the comments he added, too.

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    34. ShawnyallAugust 19, 2011 at 3:42 AM

      Holy Celestia, that was magnificent. I cried of laughter, and I'm still laughing.

      I can't wait for chapter 2.

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    35. SpitszsAugust 19, 2011 at 3:46 AM

      Oh god why... Now I want chapter 2 also.

      Image is fukkensaved

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    36. Dr. RarityAugust 19, 2011 at 3:54 AM

      she wanted to talk to other spiders because that's what spiders do? i thought that they usually just kill each other.

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    37. FurbyzAugust 19, 2011 at 4:01 AM

      What's really sad is that this is NOTHING!!! compared to My Immortal. If you don't know what that is, you are quite lucky.

      If, like me, your curiosity got the better of you and you read it, I weep for us both

      OT: Damn funny

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    38. AnonymousAugust 19, 2011 at 4:03 AM

      I haven't laughed like that in a good while.

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    39. showmetheblueprintsAugust 19, 2011 at 4:29 AM

      Hilarious. :)

      And Scratch is adorable in that picture.

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    40. Dr. RarityAugust 19, 2011 at 4:30 AM

      "Oh god. Oh god, guys. I am so sorry." You know Cereal, envysion may have posted a weird video, BUT AT LEAST HE DON'T LIE!

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    41. BartekkoAugust 19, 2011 at 4:45 AM

      You guys, are not random enough.
      I don't know how many of you have watched the classica "random tales of g-man" by kitty 0706
      This is randomness at its best.
      Who doesn't smetimes liek sum radnum words all ova de plahc

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    42. EkevooAugust 19, 2011 at 5:37 AM

      LOL @ the outtakes

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    43. Raditz 360August 19, 2011 at 5:48 AM

      why do we keep praising bad fan ficion?

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    44. WierdplatformerAugust 19, 2011 at 6:21 AM

      I couldn't make it very far in the previous live reading, but this guy makes it mildly bearable.

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    45. Luis VitalAugust 19, 2011 at 6:22 AM

      Does this mean that that horrible fanfiction isn't that "famous" anymore? Hooray!

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    46. PhysicallyPossibleAugust 19, 2011 at 6:33 AM

      Oh God x)

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    47. FirleycatAugust 19, 2011 at 6:52 AM

      Why does every fandom need their own version of Full Life Consequences? They are never as good as the original and every time someone fails at beating it, It just makes Full Life Consequences look like a masterpiece in troll fiction.

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    48. TehRedMageAugust 19, 2011 at 7:12 AM

      Well, that was suitably terrible.

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    49. AtiarotiasAugust 19, 2011 at 7:21 AM

      Just wow and ...what

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    50. Specter Von BarenAugust 19, 2011 at 7:33 AM

      The thing about a fic like this is that I don't think it's possible to not do this kind of thing on purpose. A normal person can't do this, you have to have to be skilled in order to write this badly.

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    51. The JackAugust 19, 2011 at 7:39 AM

      *sigh* xD

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    52. MarsAugust 19, 2011 at 7:46 AM

      HAHA That was really funny. Reminds me of Jerry Jackson cartoons.

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    53. bronydashAugust 19, 2011 at 7:52 AM

      Wat is this I dont even

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    54. HMtMayorAugust 19, 2011 at 8:02 AM

      so good,
      reminds my of "my immortal"

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    55. MuthesquirrelAugust 19, 2011 at 8:07 AM

      ....you need to be MORE sorry Cereal.

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    56. Retired FC1August 19, 2011 at 8:30 AM

      Dogs howled. Bats took to the sky. Spiders gathered in my living room to hear this, and threw up when it was over. I am still cleaning up little piles of arachnid puke. I laughed like a very silly person.

      This kinda reminds me of that one episode of "Dexter's Lab", the one with "Computress" and Mandrake's head swelling up? Yeah, that one. Kudos to the people who had the self-confidence and sheer guts to make that thing.

      Okay, back to cleaning up after the spiders.

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    57. ♥August 19, 2011 at 8:32 AM

      lolwut?

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    58. ShannonAugust 19, 2011 at 8:43 AM

      @The Dread Pirate Roberts

      The first part of your comment killed me almost as much as the Flash did.

      I'm so glad our fandom has its own version of Doom: Repercussions of Evil now. We're growing up!

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    59. Toxie CookieAugust 19, 2011 at 9:00 AM

      I almost cried... that was an amazing story *-*

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    60. SombreonAugust 19, 2011 at 9:26 AM

      *facehoof*

      I cannot believe how far this has gone. All you bronys are CRAZY!

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    61. henke37August 19, 2011 at 9:55 AM

      But this isn't complete...

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    62. DecayedAugust 19, 2011 at 10:33 AM

      I feel dumber for watching that, but it was amazing either way! SPIDER Mac is badass.

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    63. Vinyl ScratchAugust 19, 2011 at 11:40 AM

      Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, my ears, ouch, ouch.

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    64. Namefag AnonAugust 19, 2011 at 12:23 PM

      oh god lol, best incarnation of Spiderses yet

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    65. ZurkoslatAugust 19, 2011 at 1:28 PM

      this was mind numbingly bad, but yet amazing. More?

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    66. Cowboy WolvesAugust 19, 2011 at 1:49 PM

      That was the funniest thing ever, I'm not over exaggerating. Ive never laughed that hard

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    67. jet2112112August 19, 2011 at 2:39 PM

      At first I was like: LOL! Then I was like: OH HELL NO! PK! WHY?! D:

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    68. ImperialAlicornAugust 19, 2011 at 3:24 PM

      Hard for my brain to process but funny as hell.

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    69. RauzuAugust 19, 2011 at 3:57 PM

      im just for somes reasons melts into pile of braindedness

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    70. Scootaloo789August 19, 2011 at 4:08 PM

      I don't normally see, but when I do, it's what you have done here.

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    71. EdinponyAugust 19, 2011 at 9:42 PM

      This was absolutely amazing, even if it was only the first part.

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    72. Insufficient CreativityAugust 19, 2011 at 11:45 PM

      This is excellent in the same way as the original fic was! I laughed. ^^

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    73. Shadox-MiyazakiAugust 20, 2011 at 5:22 AM

      oh dear, it's like omg I'm not so sure i really want to know where it's going with this.. ^_^;;

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