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  • Story: How to Woo Your Lady in Nine Easy Steps (Update Complete!)

    by Cereal Velocity


    [Shipping] [Comedy]

    Author: paleowriter
    Description: Spike orders a How-To guide book to win Rarity's heart. Will Spike be able to follow all the steps like a true gentlecolt? Will any of the steps actually work? And just what is Rarity looking for in her friendship with Spike, anyway?

    How to Woo Your Lady in Nine Easy Steps (New Chapter 10!)

    Additional Tags: Friendship, Romance, Super Confused Rarity
    Tuesday, March 13, 2012 op 4:02 PM
    Labels: Author: paleowriter, comedy, Complete, Fanfiction, Rarity, Shipping, Spike, Star-5, Story
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    45 comments:

    1. Renegade Of FunkFebruary 12, 2012 at 9:00 PM

      does it come in a package?

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    2. Yellow 13February 12, 2012 at 9:01 PM

      Sounds good. Might have to take a look.

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    3. Rainbow DashFebruary 12, 2012 at 9:02 PM

      Only 9 easy steps eh?...

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    4. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2012 at 9:02 PM

      How long was this in the queue? Fimfiction post date says February 10th. o_O

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    5. ArcanonFebruary 12, 2012 at 9:02 PM

      I had a feeling this would show up here at some point. Very entertaining story.

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    6. Doctor TempestFebruary 12, 2012 at 9:03 PM

      Heard of this a while back and forgot about it. Thanks for reminding me

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    7. Doctor TempestFebruary 12, 2012 at 9:03 PM

      Heard of this a while back and forgot about it. Thanks for reminding me

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    8. BronyhubFebruary 12, 2012 at 9:04 PM

      lol at "Super Confused Rarity" tag. This should be interesting.

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    9. CottonmouthFebruary 12, 2012 at 9:06 PM

      I quite like this story. Have been keeping up with it over on fanfiction.net. Not amazing writing, but the plot and the author's character interactions and thoughts more than make up for it.

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    10. The InvincibleFebruary 12, 2012 at 9:12 PM

      Come on, this book does not exist. If it did, the literacy rate among adult males in this country wouldn't be like, 40%. But I can buy Spike being desperate enough to try this. I'm going to read this to see what happens now.

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    11. Katie SlivenskyFebruary 12, 2012 at 9:25 PM

      I just have to say, that I'm totally geeking out right now. I mean, I knew this was coming, but actually seeing my fic on EqD...I don't know, it's got me all giddy. THANK YOU EQUESTRIA DAILY. You have made me one happy author.

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    12. Godot-17February 12, 2012 at 9:26 PM

      When a story has [shipping][comedy] as its tags, it's gonna have to live up to standards so high, Spike would criticize.

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    13. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2012 at 9:30 PM

      @The Invincible

      Never heard of the online seduction community, eh?

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    14. Godot-17February 12, 2012 at 9:35 PM

      OK, so far my only problem is the way Twilight actually _supports_ Spike. That kind of bothers me. I don't want this fic to completely abandon character for comedy, but I'll keep reading.

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    15. DPV111February 12, 2012 at 9:42 PM

      oh god what

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    16. Godot-17February 12, 2012 at 9:48 PM

      oh richard dawkins what

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    17. BlackbeltFebruary 12, 2012 at 10:04 PM

      I like this story alot.


      And Spike stressed out trying to impress Rarity is always funny.

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    18. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2012 at 11:01 PM

      hey, aren't shipfics supposed to be a lightning rod of controversy or something nowdays?

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    19. BlackbeltFebruary 12, 2012 at 11:04 PM

      It's Spike and Rarity.



      Why would they cause controversy?

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    20. ZarkanorfFebruary 12, 2012 at 11:22 PM

      If this is a "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" parody, I will hide under my bed and never come out.

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    21. DPV111February 12, 2012 at 11:33 PM

      @Zarkanorf

      We can still visit, right?

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    22. DPV111February 12, 2012 at 11:34 PM

      @mycutiemarkisagun

      Maybe cause it's not "serious" shipping?

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    23. DPV111February 12, 2012 at 11:37 PM

      And "Super Confused Rarity" is best tag since "Fluttershy why?"

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    24. RannvaFebruary 13, 2012 at 3:49 AM

      Not read the fic, but isn't the title referencing to the book Ron Weasley gets from his brothers in Deathly Hallows to finally woo Hermione? "12 fail-safe way to charm witches" (Which is yet another reasin why I hate Ron/Hermione, everything Harry did naturally, Ron needed a book to understand XD)

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    25. narwhals1February 13, 2012 at 4:30 AM

      Paleo writing fanfics? This I gotta see!

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    26. Lightning CrashFebruary 13, 2012 at 7:25 AM

      I thoroughly enjoyed reading this. It isn't written perfectly, though the ideas are so compelling that it makes you want to know what happens next, and it does keep you reading.

      It isn't a very long fic, so it is great for a short burst of entertainment. I think that the ultimate goal of a fic is to make the reader have a good time, which this does rather well. It also helps that the concept is wholly believable; I can see Spike doing this. I'd definately recommend.

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    27. DetoxicityFebruary 13, 2012 at 9:49 AM

      I like this. I like this a lot.

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    28. Pegasus Rescue BrigadeFebruary 13, 2012 at 12:26 PM

      Oh dear.
      I can't remember the last time I was this desperate for an author to release the next chapter of a fanfic. Definitely my new favorite Spike/Rarity story.

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    29. DaveFebruary 13, 2012 at 4:16 PM

      You have my attention.

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    30. llCasTieLllFebruary 15, 2012 at 3:55 PM

      only 9 hard steps xD come on spike continues this way

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    31. djthompFebruary 16, 2012 at 9:54 PM

      Awesome fanart for this in tonight's Drawfriend: http://multiversecafe.deviantart.com/art/How-to-Woo-your-Lady-in-9-Easy-Steps-285329019

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    32. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2012 at 6:33 PM

      Rough around the edges editing-wise but impressive from a character interaction standpoint. Shipfics need tension, too, and this story has it in spades.

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    33. Battlefield BronyMarch 13, 2012 at 4:08 PM

      Hell Yea!

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    34. Hivetyrant25March 13, 2012 at 4:20 PM

      I have to say this is one of, if not my favorite fics ever.

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    35. Knowledge beats IgnoranceMarch 13, 2012 at 4:33 PM

      SO much daw and smiles at the end

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    36. TechnoTrotMarch 13, 2012 at 4:38 PM

      Can't wait to see how it ends!

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    37. BakedBadMarch 13, 2012 at 4:45 PM

      This has been one of my favorite fanfics, and while elated it has updated again, I'm also a little sad to see end.

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    38. Twifight SparkillMarch 13, 2012 at 5:46 PM

      Yay! Blogger is back for a limited time only!

      I miss being able to participate in all the pony going on. Now another story comes to a close. Sigh! On to the next journey.

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    39. TechnoTrotMarch 13, 2012 at 5:55 PM

      YES!

      Good end is ideal end!

      For those of you discouraged that it's over, author stated in comments after the chapter that while there will be no epilogue or full blown sequel, other fics may contain the couple. So it's not like this is the end of the happy pair.

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    40. Fistful of ApplesMarch 13, 2012 at 9:13 PM

      I stopped reading at chapter 8 or so.

      I couldn't get passed that the story didn't deal with Twilight at all. That is, Twilight from the very beginning is a horrible pony who should be dealt with in some way, but she isn't. She never even apologises. She reads Spike's book even after saying she wouldn't, she tells Rarity just enough to screw everything up, she refuses to apologise about it or understand she did anything wrong with doing these things, she killed Spike's hopes and dreams instead of being supportive at all.... She just sucks. Pinkie at leasts acknowledges that Twilight did terrible things, but Twilight pointedly refuses to agree. The entire drama towards the end is fundamentally Twilight's fault. I agree with her the book was stupid, but the answer is not to go behind Spike's back and make things even more complicated for no reason. Also it keeps referring to her and Spike as siblings which is never done in the show and so annoys me greatly.

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    41. BakedBadMarch 13, 2012 at 11:08 PM

      Just finished chapter 10 and I have to say that was a darling conclusion. If I ever read another ship fic in the future, I hope it will be as sweet and charming as this one has been.

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    42. PeanutMarch 13, 2012 at 11:21 PM

      Cute story, but why is it labelled "comedy"? The humor-to-Rarity-crying ratio is sort of low.

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    43. Twifight SparkillMarch 15, 2012 at 2:59 AM

      Oh right, forgot to comment - LOVED the story! It's going on my list! Best shipping ever! Woohoo? Yes, woohoo!

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    44. ScootallooMarch 24, 2012 at 11:51 AM

      i really, really loved the fanfic. it was the first one i've read and you've got me into fanfics.

      I absolutely loved the train of thought both rarity and spike went through, i could really relate to what was happening.

      You did a great job here, and i'm kind of sad that it's over.

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    45. AnonymousMay 24, 2012 at 12:00 AM

      I found this story delightful.

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