Equestria Daily - MLP Stuff!: The Great and Powerful Clop Chop

The Great and Powerful Clop Chop

by Sethisto

I actually had a Slapchop remix on my old ipod a few years ago. That was some of the most hilarious marketing ever. I guess it is inevitable that it would be ponified!

As with the source material, it is filled with all sorts of innuendo, so those of weak wills may want to avoid reading the image above.

I don't have a source for it, so go dig one up!

115 comments:

AnonymousDecember 30, 2011 at 2:01 PM
first
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3p1c_d3m0nDecember 30, 2011 at 2:01 PM
first!!!!!!!!11111
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BombedrumbumDecember 30, 2011 at 2:01 PM
I just watched the original song yesterday. Loved it. And trixie makes everything better :3
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NikoDecember 30, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Sounds rather painful.
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Renegade the Last ShadowboltDecember 30, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Comment above is lie
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AnonymousDecember 30, 2011 at 2:01 PM
...What is this?
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Godot-17December 30, 2011 at 2:02 PM
clopclopclop XD
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BombedrumbumDecember 30, 2011 at 2:03 PM
If you clop, you will be chopped.

-The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie
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NerosDecember 30, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Only in Equestria...
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ZeroParadoxDecember 30, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Your gonna be slappin' your troubles away with the Clop Chop!
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Sir Spike-alotDecember 30, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Wow, there's a load of double entendres there.
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TzeentchDecember 30, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Every single line on that picture is immensely dirty
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joetraincoolDecember 30, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Bahahahaha XD.
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MasqueradeDecember 30, 2011 at 2:04 PM
@Travis Smith
Nope. Sounds pretty painful.
Great, Seth, you've given cloppers a solid lie to use whenever they clop.

"No, I'm just clopping some apples!"

The comment below this is false.
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AFBlueDecember 30, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Absolutely hilarious. The comment above is true.
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Cloudy KittyDecember 30, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Best lines are Twilight's and Berry Punch's.
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CheeseDeluxeDecember 30, 2011 at 2:07 PM
http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/1027903-My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Magic-%28Part-3!%29?p=14857637&viewfull=1#post14857637 ?
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Rodrigo OsorioDecember 30, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Hmm. Let the twisted interpretations begin. LOL XD
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MasqueradeDecember 30, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Who the hay is M. Sato?
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UnknownDecember 30, 2011 at 2:08 PM
If only you could see my face right now...
Also, @AFBlue and Masquerade: AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!! MY BRAAAIIINN!!!
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TheIdlingRevDecember 30, 2011 at 2:09 PM
ALL DAT INNUENDO
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Renegade the Last ShadowboltDecember 30, 2011 at 2:10 PM
@Masquerade
I'm in no way part of that *shudders at thought*
It's just something I do to firsters, but lately others beat me on the second line
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Coltrick WhiteheartDecember 30, 2011 at 2:13 PM
This offically made my day!I know this is a joke and all... but dang that is unfortunate advertising. Oh well. At least it works.
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EpicLPerDecember 30, 2011 at 2:13 PM
I read "Slap CLOP"...
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AlumxDecember 30, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Lolled hard
Clop as you never clopped before with the great and powerful Clop Clop!
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BombedrumbumDecember 30, 2011 at 2:16 PM
@Travis Smith

We usually aren't supposed to respond to firsters :/
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 2:16 PM
"Its super portable! I can now clop in every room in my house!"
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GummyDecember 30, 2011 at 2:16 PM
So much innuendo! XD
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MasqueradeDecember 30, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Rainbow Dash: "I can clop in ten seconds flat!"

(I'm so sorry...)
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Lord PimpingtonDecember 30, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Suck it Trebek!
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Renegade the Last ShadowboltDecember 30, 2011 at 2:18 PM
@bombe
Noted
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Tokyo OrangesDecember 30, 2011 at 2:18 PM
You're gonna love my apples ;D
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 2:18 PM
"Since I bought the Clop Chop, every day I clop until my hoof hurts!"
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BearDecember 30, 2011 at 2:18 PM
By Celestia's beard, Granny Smith's quote. Lololololololol

This is too funny.
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 2:20 PM
"I'm actually making a profit by selling all this sauce I can now make!"
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D. ShadowsDecember 30, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Never seen this many bad puns in a single day before the "I dream of 'Blank'" inserts.
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Call now and get a free Super Speedy "Cider" Squeezy 6000!
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AndechDecember 30, 2011 at 2:23 PM
This is disturbing... but freakin hilarious xD
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Cobalt CometDecember 30, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Wow. That... was just awful. Lmao. So... many... clop jokes... why can't I hold all these clop jokes? :P Absolutely hilarious.
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 2:24 PM
"With the Clop Chop AND the Super Speedy "Cider" Squeezy 6000, I can make apple sauce while squeezing my cider!"
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Senior WafflesDecember 30, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Rofl! Fancy Pants' was the best.
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Simply RyanDecember 30, 2011 at 2:25 PM
>Me starting of
That sounds wrong...

>Me when I finally get it
Okay, that's hilarious!
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 2:26 PM
@Octavia

Want more? I'm just BURSTING with clop jokes!
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InfinionDecember 30, 2011 at 2:27 PM
LOL
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Someone grab hold of me before I shower you with more clop jokes
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Luna-tic ScientistDecember 30, 2011 at 2:32 PM
This REALLY needs a comedy song.
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Actually, I think I'm starting to run dry. I'll come again in a few hours.
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ScootalooIsBestPonyDecember 30, 2011 at 2:34 PM
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MasqueradeDecember 30, 2011 at 2:35 PM
@MagicLlama
Damn, those were some messy clop jokes.
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 2:38 PM
@Masquerade

I know, I have to work on my control. I can't just let any old joke come shooting out
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ScootalooIsBestPonyDecember 30, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Wowzers. What a product...
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CátsyDecember 30, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Clop furiously, my little ponies and enjoy the sweet nectar of life that only clopping can produce.

I ordered my Clop Chop and haven't stopped clopping since. So what you waiting for? get yours today! you'll have boundless times of clop filled fun and that much I can guarantee! ;3
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BombedrumbumDecember 30, 2011 at 2:42 PM
@Cátsy that was some fast shipping.
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Agile WingsDecember 30, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Lmao just classic. Granny Smith's quote had me cracking up.
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CátsyDecember 30, 2011 at 2:43 PM
@Octavia hard to hold all those clop jokes when your hooves are busy xD
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MasqueradeDecember 30, 2011 at 2:45 PM
@Bombedrumbum
No free handling joke?
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BombedrumbumDecember 30, 2011 at 2:47 PM
@Masquerade

I thought you would get the "fast shipping" joke.

Anyways, i'm off to a wedding, so I have to get my head clean
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ScatmanDecember 30, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Haven't seen this much innuendo since the grapist....
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CátsyDecember 30, 2011 at 2:48 PM
@Bombedrumbum I opted for the Derpy Express over Muffin delivery! Derpy is the best SHIPPER around and the price for delivery was quite cheap.

Just take it from me and place the Muffin down a good 20 yards away from your home. The resulting delivery can end up being quite costly if placed indoors...
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MasqueradeDecember 30, 2011 at 2:48 PM
@Bombedrumbum
No, I got it. I got it all over the place.

Wow... I'm getting really sleepy...
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Alexei J. HumeniyDecember 30, 2011 at 2:48 PM
This made my day
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KShrikeDecember 30, 2011 at 2:49 PM
I hate you guys...
Because I'm laughing at this.
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Who needs high-quality clop jokes when you can produce the copious quantities that I can?
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ImpiousDecember 30, 2011 at 2:52 PM
I laughed perhaps a little harder than I should have.
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MasqueradeDecember 30, 2011 at 2:54 PM
@MagicLlama
You really need to stop whipping out those clop jokes.
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WheeljackDecember 30, 2011 at 2:57 PM
I love her nuts...
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Jay6December 30, 2011 at 2:59 PM
To be honest, it's not much different than "slapping it." (Slap Chop)
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 2:59 PM
@Impious

That's not the only thing that's too hard...
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James CorckDecember 30, 2011 at 3:00 PM
And I thought I couldn't have more "silly laughter attack" moments today XD
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CloudhammerDecember 30, 2011 at 3:03 PM
I keep throwing my bits at the screen, but nothing happens!
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 3:03 PM
"I'm a professional theif, and even I bought a Clop Chop. I'm clopping someone else's pickle as we speak!"
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 3:05 PM
I've been at this for 45 minutes! Thats a new personal record!
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SleepingcobroxDecember 30, 2011 at 3:06 PM
The comments here at EQD are rarely funny. Either that or I rarely read them.

But I gotta say, you all got me chuckling. Gonna emil suscribe to this now :)
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Moon ShadowDecember 30, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Chill out llama. And CLOP TIL YOU DROP!
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 3:06 PM
You'd be surprised how draining this is...
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MasqueradeDecember 30, 2011 at 3:07 PM
@MagicLlama
You misfired. You're at fifty minutes.
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 3:09 PM
@Moon Shadow

Oh, I've been dropping for awhile now. There's drops everywhere.
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BroznikDecember 30, 2011 at 3:10 PM
So many double entendres... I CAN'T POSSIBLY ADDRESS THEM ALL!

"beat I can clop to"... priceless!
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 3:12 PM
@Masquerade

You know how it is. Once I get started, it's hard to stop.
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EdgethebronyDecember 30, 2011 at 3:12 PM
I'd buy that just for the free DJ-Pon3 Album!
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Moon ShadowDecember 30, 2011 at 3:12 PM
@MagicLlama

Are you EVER going to run out?!
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Wow. 16 times. Now THERE is a record!
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CyanideDecember 30, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Guys, we’re gonna make Equestria skinny again one clop at a time.
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 3:20 PM
@Moon Shadow

My creative "juices" never run dry. Sometimes I just require additional "inspiration." Like you ;)
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Moon ShadowDecember 30, 2011 at 3:24 PM
@MagicLlama I just barfed a little in my mouth.
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Yep, I totally went there. And back again. And there. And back. Actually, I just keep going back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and... oh wait, now I'm done.
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 3:31 PM
Okay. I admit, that was a stretch. But hey, a bit of long hard stretching is pretty refreshing now and then, amirite?
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Moon ShadowDecember 30, 2011 at 3:31 PM
@MagicLlama
Thank Celestia!
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ShadowboltDashDecember 30, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Damn...I hate things like things but I somehow like them at the same time :/
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 3:37 PM
No, Celestia's the one who's been thanking me...
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ShadowboltDashDecember 30, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Oh fuck wat I wrote...
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 3:42 PM
I'm not sure what things you are speaking of, but with the Clop Chop you can Clop anything. I'm clopping my thing right now!
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B-ManDecember 30, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Wow.

I...found this amusing, I will admit.
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Björn SamuelssonDecember 30, 2011 at 3:46 PM
These confusing are quite comments.
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IncorporatedstatesDecember 30, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Pro tip: Ctrl-f 'Clop' for instant lulz.
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MagicLlamaDecember 30, 2011 at 3:52 PM
That confusing is also comment.
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UnknownDecember 30, 2011 at 4:01 PM
I note the segmented-apple image appears in the Hardware Store PMV under "automatic circumcisors". Clop-chop indeed. :-P
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BombedrumbumDecember 30, 2011 at 4:10 PM
@MagicLlama I'm terribly sorry, sir, but it seems that I accidentally you clopper. It now seems as though you will never clop again, as you no longer have those two.
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statooseDecember 30, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Good lord...
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RapstallionJDecember 30, 2011 at 4:58 PM
If you don't get the M. Sato reference, google Masanobu Sato (The reigning clop champion).
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RapstallionJDecember 30, 2011 at 5:07 PM
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Daxter GalaxyDecember 30, 2011 at 5:18 PM
The puns are hilarious.
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CarmeloDecember 30, 2011 at 6:05 PM
ROFL XD
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herpyderpyDecember 30, 2011 at 6:06 PM
You're gonna love Trixie's nuts.
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MikeDecember 30, 2011 at 6:08 PM
So after she lost her job she started doing infomercials? Yep. That's Trixie for you, lol.
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The NumbermanDecember 30, 2011 at 7:42 PM
Innuendo! Hilarious!
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KazardDecember 30, 2011 at 10:37 PM
If there isn't one yet, there needs to be a Billy Mays pony...
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Benjamín SáezDecember 30, 2011 at 10:48 PM
Haha I remember the "TF2 Scout announces Slap Chop"
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Super ErdrickDecember 30, 2011 at 10:51 PM
*insert double entendre*
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Colour SplashDecember 30, 2011 at 11:54 PM
Oh wow. This is WAY too freaking hilarious!!! Pinkie and I are rolling sound on the ground just LAUGHIG!!!
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getoman10December 31, 2011 at 12:04 AM
Oh Lord of Christ....
I have no response except regretting not taking Seth's advice to the ones with weak wills....
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luckylulu51December 31, 2011 at 12:40 AM
just clop all your troubbles away
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EpesiDecember 31, 2011 at 12:57 AM
@Kazard I'm pretty sure there's already been a Billy Mays pony. Never seen a Vince Offer pony, though.
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WarpyoshiDecember 31, 2011 at 4:07 AM
Lol
Clopping also meens fapping to ponies
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RaenBoowJanuary 1, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Derpys made me laugh and Granny Smith was just ffffffuuuuuuuu xD Constant facepalm with every "use" of clopping in this
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