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Fluttershy is best dragonborn. Seriously guys, where are my pony character models? The game has already been out for three days! I demand results! This dumb Khajit doesn't even have thief racials... what a waste. Melee claw attack? Like I'd ever use that over my 15X backstab dagger!
And Zecora slips up below. I guess it was only a matter of time.
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Pssht, I could get first if I actually *wanted* too.
ReplyDeleteFluttershy is best Skyrim pony. Simply because its so ironic
ReplyDeletedem comics
ReplyDeleteDovashy is best pony.
ReplyDelete@wizardshy i had to log in for some reason, sorry
ReplyDeleteYes!! Zecora.....YESS!!!!
ReplyDeleteFluttershy dragonborn....SO AWESOME
ReplyDeletecant rhyme with orange....XD
Writing Zecora's lines is a pain in the ass. I gave up trying a while back.
ReplyDeletewhat about the color purple, huh? "Twilight, with your coat of purple" YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE
ReplyDeletehaha Zecora.
ReplyDeleteMakes you wonder how devastating Lunas would be.
ReplyDeleteDorvakin Fluttershy is best Fluttershy!
ReplyDeleteMeh, the 2nd comic was funny, but the f-bomb felt a little gratuitous. Probably because I have a thing about making ponies swear.
ReplyDeleteOh wait, how could i call myself a knowledgeable brony? Purple rhymes with curple, an equine related thing. Sorry, folks
ReplyDeleteBut "Sporange" rhymes with "Orange."
ReplyDelete"Curple" is a term for a horse's hindquarters. :D
ReplyDeleteThey need to have an episode like the second comic, where Zecora accidentally ends her line with a word that she can't rhyme with, and the rest of the episode is her stubbornly refusing to speak.
ReplyDeleteOrange = Door hinge.
ReplyDelete...
...
Close enough.
@homfrog yup
ReplyDeleteyou can do better than that fluttershy
ReplyDelete@Whitbane
ReplyDeleteClose, but no cigar.
and for #1, I'm lost.
@Whitbane
ReplyDeleteOr use "sporange" a very rare alternative form of sporangium.
Haha I chuckled at the second one.
ReplyDeleteHey shuddup Seth, Khajiit are pretty fuckin' awesome. :D Though I do get what you mean about not starting with special Thief-related skills other than being able to cast Night Eye as much as you want.
ReplyDeleteAt least the characters look pretty. :3
Royal Canterlot Voice=Thu'um. God, I love canon.
ReplyDeleteAlso: "door hinge," "or singed," "Thor binged..."
...That's all I got now, but it's something.
Hmm, so Seth is a Khajiit as well. I've also gone with Nord or Bretons, but the Khajiit look so badass in Skyrim.
ReplyDeleteDovashy....LOUDER!
lol Zecora. I guess it's not easily ad-libing rhymes.
#1 Guess since I haven't played Skyrim I don't entirely get the jist of this one. But I still find it kinda humorous. Fluttershy in that outfit and such is funny by itself. :P
ReplyDelete#2 Wasn't this one already posted I thought? I know I've seen this comic. But maybe it wasn't here that I saw it. Anyway, it's funny. Made me laugh. Dat orange.
@Octavia
ReplyDeleteThe whole joke is that what Fluttershy is doing is essentially shouting in a dragon's tongue. You do it with such ferocity in-game that it's highly destructive. Unfortunately, since Fluttershy can't quite manage, it's not nearly as uh... impressive.
If you've ever played a Star Wars game, it's like a force push, except it's done by shouting instead of using your hand.
ReplyDeleteFluttershy's yay is adorable but not nearly as loud enough. :D
-repeats what the guy above said basically-
@Vargras:
ReplyDeleteI get it now. Man, I need to play some new games.
@slizardmaster
ReplyDeleteSweet mother of Celestia...
(pictures Luna speaking in Ye Olde Cap Lock, then add dragonshout...complete obliteration of Whiterun)
But it makes me wonder, how would Fluttershy fight a dragon? Yes she can fly too I suppose but she wouldn't want to hurt it... Maybe break out extreme phsysical therapy again?
I'm more surprise there isn't a RarityXSpike Off spring that IS the Pony Dragonborn.
ReplyDeleteApplejack with a coat of Orange,
ReplyDeletehave you come to drop off the remedial sporange?
Sporange is a rare alternate of sporangium, which is part of a fern, so it would make sense that Zecora needs it.
Spike does not look amused xD'''
ReplyDeleteAlso, orange is one of the very few words in an english dictionary (along with silver) that its near impossible to rhyme with unless with a made up word.
Oh crap I have GOT to stop hanging out at the library, I'm actually LEARNING something UGH!!!
@Shutterfly
ReplyDeleteFinally someone else who is aware of the word "sporange!" I was beginning to this I was the only one after reading the comments.
"Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!"
ReplyDelete/Gruntilda
Hahaha, I remember seeing that Zecora comic black-and-white.
ReplyDeleteAnd btw, no, nothing rhymes with orange perfectly, save for 'sporange', which is not used anymore.
Fluttershy! We are off to the land of skyrim!
ReplyDelete@Rainbow Dash Looks like somepony has been hanging out with Twilight just a tad too much.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you not using Brotherhood gloves, turns that X15 to X30, then your doing damage!
ReplyDelete#1 Yeeeaaaaaah I don't get it. Yay?
ReplyDelete#2 Well played, well played indeed.
2. Painted yourself into a bit of a corner, didn't you Zecora?
ReplyDeleteI also wanted to say that #1 is surprisingly fitting. There's actually a shout in Skyrim that calms animals. It's perfect for Dovashy!
ReplyDeleteLove the Zecora comic.
ReplyDeleteTom Lehrer rhymed orange, and he was just flexing.
ReplyDeleteThough I can't find the file now. :-(
Something about bizarre enj-/oyment thereof I think.
1. Skyrim and Fluttershy...
ReplyDelete2.Nothing rhymes with Orange.
Oh, Zecora, you so funny. Loved the second comic.
ReplyDeleteBlorenge rhymes.
ReplyDeleteWhat rhymes with orange?
ReplyDeleteI seem to recall Etrigan (DC comics) being able to rhyme it with:
- door hinge
- whore binge
So yes, it is possible to rhyme with orange.
FUS DO YAY!
ReplyDelete2 English words do rhyme with "orange": "Blorenge" (a hill in Wales) and "sporange" (as said above).
ReplyDeleteTo be fair to Zecora; name places seem to change a lot and Brayton may not have a hill named Blorenge.
Sporange is a botany term though. Seems pretty safe and I bet Zecora would know it.
^^^ Oop, someone said Blorenge already too! My bad!
ReplyDeleteAt least we're all above "syringe" here!
I seem to recall another one of those big Spike stories where Spike asked Zecora for an orange.
ReplyDelete#2 really falls flat because "nothing rhymes with orange" is a myth.
ReplyDelete...and #2 plays out EXACTLY like I thought it would.
ReplyDeleteVIVA PROFANITY
http://oxforddictionaries.com/page/wordsrhymeorange
ReplyDeleteI prefer official, and professional, opinions on these matters rather than from random Internet professors.
Applejack with coat of orange, I was on my way
ReplyDeleteTo go shopping - but it can wait. How can I help you today?
See? Problem solved, Zecora!!
Hey Seth/CerealVelocity/Phoe, The reason why we lack the mods.....
ReplyDeleteIS BECAUSE WE HAVE NO TOOLS!
Yet....
Skyrim SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
ReplyDeleteThese two fill me with joy! XD
ReplyDelete