Friendship is knowing your target, study its movements, its habits, its mannerisms. Then when the time is right you shoot out your target's kneecaps using .75 Caliber Hellfire Bolt, fired point blank range using a Bolter Pistol and as they bleed, groveling and pleeding for mercy you punch them on the face with your Power Fist followed by generous amounts of Boot Stomps, then and only then will you give them a taste of the Friendship they most desire by shoving a grenade right into their barely breathing corpse.
And that Brothers and Sisters is the True Magic of Friendship.
The mareine with the chainsword horn cover better keep her mouth closed...the mess is bad enough when you are _holding_ a chainsaw - I can't imagine what it would be like if it was attached to your head!
#2 Wow I love the atmosphere. It makes so much paradoxical sense XD Plus gorgeous drawings. And watch out Xenos, she's gonna befriend the s*** outta you!!!
The first one actually makes me sad for pretty much everypony EXCEPT Derpy!
Way I see it, if she still breathes, eats, talks, and sleeps, there's nothing wrong with her. Four of the Mane Six are clearly stuck on living in the past. Possibly all six of them, depending on Pinkie's reason for showing Derpy to them, and whether or not Fluttershy was honest.
Derpy will never lose the things that make her truly special! Like being a loving and caring mom to her little daughter, her unerring duty as a mailpony, and, might I say, her exquisite taste in baked goods, just to name a few. How she looks is the least of who she is, and that's a lesson we all can take to heart.
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Hey, me too!
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ReplyDelete@Skybreaker Nice try at a spanish, "First," but no, I will not allow it...
ReplyDeleteAww, poor Derpy lol.
ReplyDelete1. I don't see anything wrong with the muffin queen... except she doesn't have any muffins. SHE'S STARVING GET HER A MUFFIN ASAP!
ReplyDelete2.Be our friends or die.
Blah blah blah yay for comics blah.
ReplyDeleteme gusta
ReplyDeleteHaha, Ditzy Doo likes her eyes derped?
ReplyDelete#2 is bad-ass.
Poor Derpy :(
ReplyDeletePerhaps its this rhinovirus talking but Ditzy's eyes look like eggs.
ReplyDeleteThat second comic made me "dashfaec" all over the place.
ReplyDelete/)^3^(\
Man, #1 made me tear up, poor Ditzy.
ReplyDeletepoor derpy...
ReplyDelete1
ReplyDeleteI feel kind of sad for Derpy
I love the second one. Something about WH40k and MLP being polar opposites just makes the union awesome.
ReplyDeleteUltramareines? I prefer Black Templars myself, but then you can't have the oh so amazing pun.
ReplyDeleteStill, they're badass
I what, no Imperial Hooves? No Empresses Colts?
ReplyDeleteDerpy is taking a beating in the comics lately.
ReplyDelete#2 only complaint is the mareine necks seem far too long, but it such a small complaint. Would not mind seeing much, much more of this.
ReplyDeleteWTF? Why all the Ditzy hate??
ReplyDeleteHow can anybody have the heart to draw a sad Derpy?
ReplyDeleteAlso, not sure I'm for the chainsword horn in #2.
ReplyDeleteSad Derpy makes me sad
ReplyDelete#1 THE ART STYLE
ReplyDeleteIT SO GOOD
#2 Some xenos scum 'bout to get freindship'd.
1# - Aw, man. Derpy lost her derp. Dammit, Discord!
ReplyDeleteI know. Discord shoulda kept his dang paws off of Derpy's eyes. She's a beautiful young mare and she doesn't need normal eyes.
ReplyDeleteIn the SUGAR-LIGHT FUTURE... there is only FRIENDSHIP
ReplyDeleteThe unicorn's chainsaw horn in #2 is perfect.
ReplyDeleteEh, another Derpy with regular eyes joke. :P But I like their reactions. lol And awww, looks like Derpy misses her derped eyes. :'(
ReplyDeleteAnd yay, Warhammer pony comic!
Haha the reactions of the other ponies are just great!
ReplyDelete#1 It ain't derpy without the derp.
ReplyDelete#2 Talk about tough love!
Deifnition of Friendhsip for a SpaceMareine:
Friendship is knowing your target, study its movements, its habits, its mannerisms. Then when the time is right you shoot out your target's kneecaps using .75 Caliber Hellfire Bolt, fired point blank range using a Bolter Pistol and as they bleed, groveling and pleeding for mercy you punch them on the face with your Power Fist followed by generous amounts of Boot Stomps, then and only then will you give them a taste of the Friendship they most desire by shoving a grenade right into their barely breathing corpse.
And that Brothers and Sisters is the True Magic of Friendship.
Alfilly Legionaires! Shut up, they are not heretics!
ReplyDeleteDitzy, I like your eyes straight, you're still best mom, pony, muffin enthusiast, and mailmare in equestria.
ReplyDeleteThe mareine with the chainsword horn cover better keep her mouth closed...the mess is bad enough when you are _holding_ a chainsaw - I can't imagine what it would be like if it was attached to your head!
ReplyDeleteThat's the first time I've seen any 40k Pony involving the Imperial Herd. Awesomesauce. Can I gets me some Ciaphas Cain up in here?
ReplyDeleteOh god and...CHAINHORN. There is nothing cooler than this. Ever.
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ReplyDelete#2 made me laugh my plot off so hard. I think I sprained something.
ReplyDelete#2 made me think of magical lyrical girl nanoha where befriending=magical wave motion cannon in the face.
ReplyDeleteAww, poor derpy always gets the short stick.
ReplyDeleteSuffer not the Xenos to live without friendship.
ReplyDeleteMy friendship is my armour.
Friendship is the Empress currency, spend it wisely.
"No secrets my friends have entrusted me with shall pass my lips. Forever." Captain Berry Muffin
Pinkiemarines
3rd Company
There really needs to be a MLP / Sisters of Battle crossover.
ReplyDeleteImperial Guardspony are best pony.
ReplyDeleteUltra Mareines awesome pony pun
SPEESH MEHREENS FOR TEH IMPRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1 Was kinda cute. Also well done ^^
ReplyDelete#2 Wow I love the atmosphere. It makes so much paradoxical sense XD Plus gorgeous drawings.
And watch out Xenos, she's gonna befriend the s*** outta you!!!
LEAVE DERPY ALONE!!!
ReplyDeleteBravo, on comics though.
*sees chainsaw horn*
ReplyDeleteWANTWANTWANTWANTWANT
You bastards. How could you do that to Derpy?!
ReplyDeleteRe: comic #2
ReplyDeleteSweet Celestia, all that setup for one lousy pun...
...TOTALLY worth it!
Oh god,is #1 referencing something or am I just having a REALLY weird case of deja vu?
ReplyDelete"Will you accept my friendship...?"
ReplyDelete"... Xenos scum."
I lol'd at #2.
I would pay good money to see #2 as a massive Fanfiction comparable to Fallout: Equestria.
ReplyDeleteOkay first comic, why is Fluttershy reaction the only normal one? Oh wait Twilight Sparkle said it best, "These ponies are crazy!"
ReplyDeleteSecond comic, hehehe orcs as pigs that is so AD&D I LOVE IT!
#2 - epic!
ReplyDeletederp.
ReplyDeleteThe first one actually makes me sad for pretty much everypony EXCEPT Derpy!
ReplyDeleteWay I see it, if she still breathes, eats, talks, and sleeps, there's nothing wrong with her. Four of the Mane Six are clearly stuck on living in the past. Possibly all six of them, depending on Pinkie's reason for showing Derpy to them, and whether or not Fluttershy was honest.
Derpy will never lose the things that make her truly special! Like being a loving and caring mom to her little daughter, her unerring duty as a mailpony, and, might I say, her exquisite taste in baked goods, just to name a few. How she looks is the least of who she is, and that's a lesson we all can take to heart.
ReplyDeleteGo ultramareines!
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