Equestria Daily - MLP Stuff!: Pony Fortune Cookie?!

Pony Fortune Cookie?!

by Sethisto

Source: Kezzsim

THE UNIVERSE KNOWS

55 comments:

AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 2:38 AM
THEY UNIVERSE ALWAYS KNOWS
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showmetheblueprintsAugust 18, 2011 at 2:38 AM
Confucius was a brony. How 'bout that.
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 2:38 AM
My fortune says first.
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UnknownAugust 18, 2011 at 2:39 AM
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED INTO THE HERD!
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InconspicularityAugust 18, 2011 at 2:39 AM
@Anonymous
Your fortune is wrong, then.
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nekoneko918August 18, 2011 at 2:43 AM
Oh, you.
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MuffinShyAugust 18, 2011 at 2:44 AM
We have agents even in fortune cookie fabrics.
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InivonwiniAugust 18, 2011 at 2:44 AM
The craziness! My... brain
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James CorckAugust 18, 2011 at 2:45 AM
O_O

Dude, are we taking over the World or what?
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 2:45 AM
Lucky numbers include 6.
...
This cannot be coincidence.
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RadimirAugust 18, 2011 at 2:47 AM
This probably isn't the most important thing here, but why, exactly, is the fortune framed by a pinch ruler?
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benjaminAugust 18, 2011 at 2:48 AM
first quasi-authentic eastern food, THEN THE WORLD!
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BlankFlankBronyAugust 18, 2011 at 2:49 AM
So, how long before a fanfic is written that intentionally incorporates those numbers?
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Aquaman52August 18, 2011 at 2:49 AM
Pony fortune cookies.

Stage Five of Complete and Total World Domination - Complete.
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GummyAugust 18, 2011 at 2:49 AM
And Lucky number 42 this is no coincidence.
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GypsyAugust 18, 2011 at 2:53 AM
lol 42 & 6?!?!?! BLASPHEMY! HERASY!
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RadimirAugust 18, 2011 at 2:53 AM
@BlankFlankBrony Black Ops crossover, Inception crossover, Lost crossover... Surprising number of possibilities.
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Streek471August 18, 2011 at 2:54 AM
...My word.
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BlankFlankBronyAugust 18, 2011 at 2:56 AM
@Radimir: Possibilities are easy. My question was more when these numbers will be intentionally used. :3
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FriendlyFireFoxAugust 18, 2011 at 2:59 AM
Another one from Confucius:
"Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness."
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FriendlyFireFoxAugust 18, 2011 at 3:03 AM
And another perfect one:

"To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue...[They are] gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness."

Replace gravity with Loyalty and proceed to shit bricks.
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OspreyAugust 18, 2011 at 3:06 AM
Confucius say, "A party without friends, is a party of one"

I just came up with that out of nowhere and it ties in with an episode to boot.
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WierdplatformerAugust 18, 2011 at 3:41 AM
That could not be more perfect if you tried!
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Solar FlairAugust 18, 2011 at 3:53 AM
Now, for those not aware it's not terribly hard to have fortune cookie fortunes made. I know a place, at the least, where you can buy a roll of mean fortunes.

So I'm afraid I must request some sort of proof of authenticity on this one if you expect me to believe it real. Not that it isn't cool regardless.
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 4:19 AM
We are slowly taking over...
Just as planned...
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 4:24 AM
WAIT WUT?...
That's so fucking epic! /)*3*(\
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CurttehmurtAugust 18, 2011 at 4:25 AM
I actually remembered recently that I was born in the year of the Horse, pretty ballin'
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wingbonerPHAugust 18, 2011 at 5:13 AM
I was born in the year of the Horse.

IT IS MY DESTINY TO BE BRONY!!
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 5:20 AM
@Solar Flair
If it was faked, I think the lucky numbers would have all been episode numbers.
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 5:22 AM
What's with the vernier caliper?
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 5:26 AM
WAT
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David ReinoldAugust 18, 2011 at 6:57 AM
win

full of it.
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 6:57 AM
In bed
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 7:05 AM
@Anonymous

DAMN IT!

You beat me to it...
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 7:15 AM
TROLOLOLOLOL
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Twilight OtakuAugust 18, 2011 at 8:03 AM
>Lucky numbers: 42, 6

O_O
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ProBronoAugust 18, 2011 at 8:28 AM
Assuming that the MLP reference was unintentional, what does that fortune even mean?
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 8:39 AM
*Head explodes*
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 8:53 AM
Isn't number 42 also some number significant to Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy?
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Idle DrifterAugust 18, 2011 at 9:17 AM
OK, if this was faked, I'd say job well done. If this is not than I'm speechless. Horse, "A charming friendship is in the magic.", the #6 (Mane Cast) and the #42 (the answer to the Universe).

Well, just for historical perspective all the code names for the beachs for the Normandy Invasion all showed up in a crossword puzzle shortly before D-Day. The guy who made the crossword was even dragged in to be interigated to which he retorted with a rhetorical question about being allowed to write a crossword puzzle. Still it's fun to wonder, what if...
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the little ponyAugust 18, 2011 at 9:22 AM
haha! this is EPIC.
``the blue flowers are not a joke´´ ZEBRA
really, i hope this is real.
BRONIES TAKE THE WORLD!
-the little pony (jelly)
so wonder! this is awesomeeeee.....-Azura (other pony)
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Double the DinosaursAugust 18, 2011 at 9:25 AM
42... Answer to Life... Horse... Friendship... Magic...

Yeah I think my life decision to become Brony is plausable...
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RaigarAugust 18, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Admittedly, this got me laughing quite a bit. Definitely not a coincidence, if you ask me.
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Oh Lauren Faust, have you been changing our fortune cookies again?
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Hehe, looks like someone who makes fortune cookie messages is a brony. xD
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JettAugust 18, 2011 at 10:14 AM
42 IS ONE OF THE NUMBERS
THE MESSAGE IS POWERFULLY TRUE NOW
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FirleycatAugust 18, 2011 at 10:25 AM
The universe has a very interesting sense of humour. Either that or Hasbro has expanded to fortune cookies.
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 10:50 AM
@Firleycat
If that's true, why are all the cookies show-accurate?
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Each of the numbers can correspond with an episode...

18 for Show Stoppers
Add 2 + 7 for Bridle Gossip
Add 2 + 9 for Winter Wrap Up
Add 3 + 1 for Apple Buck Season
42 referenced in Fall Weather Friends
6 for Boast Busters
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Magical TrevorAugust 18, 2011 at 11:59 AM
O.o Holy Buck... Even the GREAT and POWERFUL Trevor didn't see THIS coming! The numbers 6 AND 42?! That just shows that Ponies are the answer to the universe!
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RafasdeAugust 18, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Behold the amazing power of FORTUNE COOKIES! I always knew they were RIGHT!

Hell yes, even more ponies in this world now.

"And God said: 'Let there be ponies.' and the mankind finally met hope and kindness."
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Rusty StarAugust 18, 2011 at 12:38 PM
D:!!!

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Twilight is also 42 in FWF.
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AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 1:11 PM
@Profesor Rod

caught in a landslide
no escape from re-a-li-ty?
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CyanAugust 19, 2011 at 1:52 AM
the universe knowing a good!
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