Scratchneto, Master of Wubs! "Ahahahaha! X-Ponies! Welcome to die!"
And a mighty wub was wubbed that day, wubbing out many brave and heroic ponies. So wubby were the wubs that the woofers that wubbed the dubs wobbled and weebled, but did not fall down. And for one beautiful moment, in that perfect drop, the whole planet vibrated. And that's how Equestria was made.
Wasn't that a great story? Maybe next time I'll tell you about Music of the Day. It's a gem!