Monday, March 5, 2012

Story: The Great And Powerful Trixie Falls In Love With A Pine Cone



[Comedy] [Random] [Shipping]
What the actual fuc

Author:
angelofrombelow
Description: It had to happen eventually.

...actually, no. No, it really didn't.

Set immediately after the events of Boast Busters, Trixie finds herself in a quandary when she realises she has left her purse behind in Ponyville. She faces a humiliating walk back into town to pick up her money. Before she can turn back, however, she meets a magical, sentient pine cone and her life is changed forever.

The Great And Powerful Trixie Falls In Love With A Pine Cone


Additional Tags: This is your new OTP

73 comments:

MyBoyJ said...

Hilariously delicious.

ChaosDX1 said...

This is so insane a concept that I must read it.

Yellow 13 said...

Ok, usually don't read fanfics but I don't think I can pass this one up.

Princess Luna >Everypony said...

I have not yet read this, but I am sure it will be fantastic. It is scientifically impossible for this to go wrong.

wackypony said...

What in the actual blue blazin' fuck?

Greenie-Pie said...

Hahaha, nice. I'll have to dig into this, if it actually made it past the pre-readers. I suspect it had help getting through due to the topic...

Bastoff said...

Seems legit.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T GET IT:
http://trixieeatingpinecones.tumblr.com/

Rafasde said...

What is this

I don't even

scotish said...

i dub this ship "pixie"

it is the best ship

Horcon said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gSZbRp0DHs&t=0m42s

what i thought when this popped up

Taunt said...

I was overcome with joy and humor when I saw the picture heading this.

Good play, good play. I might have to read this one.

Salzvatik12 said...

Oh sweet Celestia.

It actually happened.

MikeTheWeatherPony said...

Wow, my curiosity is overwhelming.
I have to read this!

Flutterlove said...

LOL way to make fun of fanfics and shipping haha

Pegasus Rescue Brigade said...

The prereaders have been letting some WEIRD stuff onto EQD lately.

That is absolutely not a bad thing; it means the prereaders aren't as uptight as they seem when viewed collectively.

Beta-Carotene said...

Of all the weirdest things that could possibly happen.....

Haze said...

What the actual flying feather.

Sun Ray said...

Next fic review on Everfree Radio imo

Piedoom said...

@scotish
that is the name of my cat

Yellow 13 said...

Well... that was, weird, funny, wut, and the ending was not expected at all...

5 stars, quite an entertaining read.

Clockwork said...

O.O" ....... I have no words for this but WAT?

HighMasterDJ said...

I lost sleep at night knowing their wasnt a fic where trixie fell in love with a pinecone, now i can sleep softly knowing my troubles are over. Thank you.

dash said...

Trixie. With a pinecone? That thought will haunt me for years.

archiveit said...

I don't usually read ship-fics, but I'm left with little choice here.

Unknown said...

WHERE IS BRONY MIKE HE NEEDS TO HEAR ABOUT THIS OMG.

Mr. Fancy Trousers said...

For those of you left behind on the joke, search tumblr.

62835fdc-3fb1-11e1-9fc6-000bcdcb2996 said...

@Beta-Carotene
Nope, pretty sure that honor has to go to the Bloomberg x Tom fic.

Still though, I'm really not sure what to think of this fic. It's Trixie centric, so I should want to read it. Then again it's also a One-shot ship fic, so I'm not all that interested. Then again it's random comedy, which is always a winning pair. Then again it's about a sentient pinecone, so it might just be TOO wacky.

Bigyeti1369 said...

So I guess Seth read this story 10 times straight eh?

NightRavex said...

TrixieCone is now best ship

dash said...

Aannd not bad. But I wouldn't go as far to call it a ship.

Sheepdog136 said...

My mind is full of lolwuts

Cyanide said...

what is this I don't even

ScootaChicken said...

Trixie + Pinecone = OTP!

garturo62 said...

I would recommend to give it a chance it pretty good and has a nice twist.

ScootalooIsBestPony said...

Beautiful. Simply beautiful...

Arcainum said...

Oh man, I read this on FiMFiction. This and Sticks And Stones are just the best shipping lampoons ever.

Xeddrief said...

This story is hilarious and well written, with an unexpected twist at the end. Plus, dat premise...

If this doesn't get 6 stars, I will cry.

DPV111 said...

This... was surprisingly good. I think I need to rethink my life views now.

Oh and thanks for the anti-wingboner joke. I have never found that meme funny.

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DJ D-Dog said...

That was funny and a litlebit weird

The Seventh Wonderbolt said...
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ChaosDX1 said...

Wow, that was good. Better than I expected.

The Seventh Wonderbolt said...

Mother of Celestia, there are no words...Except

WAT.

and *squee* TRIXIE!??! All my love!

I think I'll stare at the Great and Powerful Trixgeta for a while...

Chyre said...

PINKIE PIE!!!!

You've been breaking the forth wall and writing insane fan fiction again haven't you!?

paradoxador said...

Best. Fanfic. Ever.

RuzaIdioto said...

Just finished reading...
What the actual flying fuck on a stick with Lobster Thermidor-a-Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and with a fried egg on top and spam did I just read?
Dat ending.

Sethisto said...

It was pretty cool! I give it a 4 personally.

Thy42 said...

This is an amazing story. I reccommend it to everyone.

On a side note, I propose a new category:

"Wat". or perhaps "Watfic".

Mr.Money said...

WTF!? I don't know what to say. TIMEZ to read!

Melodia said...

@Xeddrief

Unexpected? Pft. The second I read "Twilight Sparkle? Who's that?" I know exactly what Piney was. Ok so maybe PART of it was unexpected...

Yours sincerely said...

Have a muffin, good sir/madam. That was well written, interesting, and certainly a unique way of going about giving a backstory to an inanimate object.

Jason Shadow said...

I'm not quite sure what I just read, but I think I liked it.

Melodia said...

Hmmm. Comment system seems to have derped.

SticktheFigure said...

FFFffahahaHAhahaha! I love this so much. The idea itself is so hilarious. I never imagined anyone would actually do it though.

ShadowBrony said...

What is this? I don't even....

Derptastic_w00t said...

Jolly good show, a real cut above the rest says I

FireBird said...

What did I just read?
9 out of 5

wloff said...

Oh god. The ending. Just... just...

5 stars is not enough!!

C-Puff said...

Definitely the best Trixie/Pinecone fanfic I've ever read.

The ending is probabl the most amazing thing that has ever been penned by fiction! A million stars!!

Nova25 said...

>“Oh. I’m afraid I can’t really see you,” said Piney, “I don’t have any eyes. I rely on a kind of ESP.
-ESP ? Extra-Sensorial-Powers ? Also, doesn’t he have tiny-tiny eyes, and mouth ?

>“I don’t understand it. How are you even alive?”
-It involves an evil magician, a crazy mad-scientist, and a brain jar. Funny story, really.

>“You are a very silly pine cone,” she said, drifting away, “But I like you.”
-Awww. Who’s a silly pony now. ;)

>listening to you breathing. It was nice
>“Hmm,” said Trixie uncertainly, “I’m not sure if I should find that cute or creepy.”
-Exactly my thought, yes. Thought, I think ‘creepy’ is more appropriate here.

>“I’d go with creepy,” said Piney cheekily
-...darn. Does that pinecone can read my mind or something ?

>“You’ve still got some amazing skills, though. I mean, nopony in Ponyville’s come close to beating me in a race before. That was - that was radical,” said Dash
-The ‘’magical pinecone’’ gives her the power to have wings... she races RD, almost wins but not quite, and is saved by RD... Then Trixie is glad for RD, and RD is feeling a bit better about Trixie.
Hmmm... Clever ‘’pinecone’’, clever indeed.

>More precious to me than any gem.”
>“Just a small token of our friendship,” said Trixie.
-Friendship, hmm... I see. Interesting.

>and was astonished to see that the pine cone had sprouted a moustache as well.
-Heh. A pinecone with a tiny moustache... seems like quite a fascinating thing to see. ;)

>The blue unicorn didn’t reply – she had been noticeably shaken by her personal revelation.
-Pinecone gives her more powers to challenge Twilight... Trixie wins like she wanted, but make a ‘personal discovery’...
What a clever pinecone, yes... One that knew already of Twilight’s name, when Trixie didn’t.

>“I’m saying you deserve to have all of my power! Fulfil your destiny, Trixie! EAT ME!”
-Awkward AND creepy at the same time, from a pinecone... Achievement !

>“Mmm, that was delicious!” said Pinkie Pie, and she began to bounce away.
-NOOOOOOOOOoooooes !
No, really... This is rather surprising how one can actually fell a little bit bad, for what’s happening to Pinecone, and Trixie too. Shame on you Pinky Pie...

>“Wait. You mean to say, all this time,” she stammered, “Piney… you were Nightmare Moon?”
-Wait ? ...owww, really ?
I thought it was some sort of clever trick from Celestia, to give Trixie some real self-confidence, and teach her how to be good, and allow her to finally make friends... It all seemed to point in that direction...
‘That’ would have been great...

>I don’t know how I’m going to explain this to my friends. It’s going to be a little tricky.”
-Yeah, you don’t say ?
An ex-evil nemesis of the Princess Celestia herself, an alicorn AND a mare (to add on top of things), inside one of the Bearer of the Elements of Harmony (I mean... how is this gonna work, with the Element itself and all ?), inside a mare that already had some sort of split-personality-thingy (starting to get crowded in there) and mysterious Quantum-like powers...
‘THAT’, is one big random factor.

-----

Well... this was most certainly one pretty random story, that’s for sure.
The pinecone was one very clever cone... pretty interesting and friendly too, though I’m not entirely sure about the revelation at the end. I mean, I ‘’guess’’ this is random, but... I don’t know... bah, I suppose one way or the other would have been equally good probably.
It was a rather enjoyable story, overall.

Greenie-Pie said...

@Nova25 why would you spoiler the entire fic like that? Who does that? Please delete your post so not to spoil the surprise.

Excellent fic btw. Loved the twist!

Melodia said...

@Greenie-Pie

If you're reading comments to a fic (or any post really), you should expect relevant spoilers to it. That's pretty much common sense.

Greenie-Pie said...

Yes, you can expect "I liked this part", and usually folks will generalize, like everyone (yes, every single post) above. If i'm going to commit to reading a fic, I want to know if others enjoyed it, so I'll check out the comments. I know many others do the same.

It is rude to spoil the main premise of a fic.

Nova25 said...

@Greenie-Pie
Sorry to be harsh here, but... What moron comment is this, seriously ?

You are the first person, that I remember at least, from the few HUNDREDS of stories I have read so far... that is obfuscated because there's a COMMENT in the COMMENT section, located AFTER the story...

Yeah... The comment section is for talking, discussion, reviews, random comments, possible spoilers, theories, getting a quick idea of the story before reading, etc...

Seriously... first person in the HUNDREDS stories I have read.

Nova25 said...

@Nova25
-obfuscated
+''offended''

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