Just in case your purse, hair clip, watch, and backpack hasn't completely wiped your masculinity out, a new set of sunglasses has popped up at Walmart. With 100% UV protection, you can finally complete your full pony ensemble and protect your eyes at the same time!
Crazed Geek also wanted me to point out that these were manufactured in Taiwan, meaning the quality is guaranteed! These will last you a long time, so when you have kids in the future (If you don't have them already), be sure to bust these out when dropping them off at school for MAXIMUM AWESOME. Normal families are boring anyway.